>Creepy (left) and Pudgy (right) have decided that their families will "start a new society" after Houston is destroyed by a dirty bomb. >Their bugout location is a compound built on a ranch owned by Pudgy. >Because Pudgy owns the ranch, he is absolutely the top dog. Creepy spends every moment that they're together literally doting, pic related is not a cherry-picked example. >To detonate an IED, Creepy fires a rifle from inside a metal hunting blind. The report makes Pudgy cry, vomit and call an ambulance (just like you would in a real apocalypse). He's tested at hospital and is uninjured, obviously. >Pudgy threatens to kick Creepy out of his compound because he "Fired in the blind", despite the fact that that's exactly why they built it. >Pudgy has two sons and a daughter, Creepy has one daughter and a fairly attractive (given her age), South-American wife. Both their daughters are teenagers.
How was their society going to function if the apocalypse actually occurred? Pudgy's sons could share Creepy's daughter and Creepy's wife could potentially have more children, though it seems unlikely. I REALLY get the vibe that the two men had agreed to a daughter-swapping arrangement. Would Pudgy eventually murder Creepy and keep both daughters for himself? Or would he subjugate him into an obedient cuck? Is Creepy madman enough to murder Pudgy? Or is he more in love with Pudgy then his own family? Why isn't their more Prepper-kino?
there's some good prepper stuff on youtube i like to get drunk and listen to them talk about the constitution and god given rights and stuff makes me feel really patriotic even though im not a yank
Nolan Brooks
Are they as insane as the people on Doomsday Preppers? I enjoyed the freak-show aspect to Doomsday Preppers. I think a more serious, political show might not be up the same alley.
Benjamin Allen
I think I'd have to actually see the daughters before I could weigh in on this matter
Daniel Clark
and the qt wife too
Elijah Hill
Based
Luis Lewis
probably not as crazy as the guys they put on Yea Forums, mostly just MAGAboomers they're actually pretty comfy to listen to
Parker Mitchell
Depressing.
I'm for the concept of prepping but nobody is going to dirty bomb the US. Most of the country is a rural shit hole now and the terrorists are all dead or infiltrating for free as immigrants.
What do you do when a decade passes and your prepping never bears fruit?
Not the most flattering angle, but the best that I could find quickly. Point is that she's more attractive than Pudgy's wife, but in their imagined scenario Pudgy would be the Alpha of the tribe.
>i like to get drunk and listen to them talk about the constitution and god given rights and stuff >makes me feel really patriotic even though im not a yank Based and freedompilled.
Parker Rogers
Creepy's daughter, she was actually 11. She would probably be 18 now. Imagine what it would be like as an adult that was forced onto this show when you were a child by your parents. I wonder if they grew up to hate their parents, just accept it as a strange hobby or became as nuts as the folks.
I don't get if you actually believed that this would be a safe location in a crisis, why would you advertise it's location, along with the fact you are too much of a soft cock to defend it?
Jackson Jones
Kek. Inside you is a burger dying to get out.
Charles Parker
you mean burgers,as if one would be enough
Blake Baker
I get the vibe from about half the people on the show that they enjoy it more as a hobby than an actual strong belief. It's as if they enjoy camping, shooting, organising etc. and prepping is a whole community based around those activities. No idea what happens to the other half though. Do they go on believing it for the rest of their lives or do they think some other apocalypse is going to happen instead?
Nicholas Adams
Because your fifteen minutes of fame is worth sabotaging the very plan you've made your whole life revolve around. I also don't understand why the overwhelming majority of Preppers on this show live in cities despite the fact that they seem to think demise is imminent. Bugging out of the city is always their first step but the odds are strong that you'll get nuked at work or wherever.
Grayson Reed
Can some one post the bit where he cries and vomits because of the scary loud noise? Shit sounds hilarious.
Aiden Jones
>Pudgy the alpha >Cries when something too loud goes off My wife and I thought this episode was fucking hilarious. The best episode though is the one with the guy that bought a missile silo and is trying to find a gf for the end of the world. He meets three chicks, one is a nurse and clearly into him but she's fat so he chooses the cuter chick thats an Opera singer. He ends up creeping her the fuck out by blindfolding her and bringing her to his shitty dilapidated missile silo.
Worst part was that if he had put even an ounce of effort into it, that missile silo could've been turned into a pretty badass bug out location and maybe could've even impressed the chick he brought.
There was a guy who was famous on /diy/ for buying a missile silo. I always wondered if he was the same guy from that episode.
Christian Scott
>Sense of impending doom because their state is being overrun by brown low IQ goblins, their progeny are brown low iq goblins, spend their time trying to secure a future for their brown low iq goblin progeny because of sense of impending doom
Are you referring to the families in this specific episode? Or people on Doomsday Preppers in general? The children in this episode are all above-average by American standards.
Easton Miller
Pretty fucking funny. Reminds me of a pudgy little kid who got hit with a rock during a kid's game and starts crying. Only because Amerisharts are idiots, grown men who are little boys inside can play these kinds of games with military weapons and involve little kids.
Gabriel Garcia
The 2 guys who made most of the world's LSD until they got narced out had a missile silo, could be their one too.
Jayden Young
Dammit Steve!
Liam Murphy
>muh military weapons God, foreigners are so fucking pitiful. The worst part is anyone can smell the seething jealousy emanating from these sorts of posts. You're slaves so you want us to be slaves too. Fit fucking instruments for it. Go fuck yourself.
Bentley Robinson
>The 2 guys who made most of the world's LSD until they got narced out had a missile silo, could be their one too.
Those guys are my fucking heroes. How did they end up getting caught?
Kevin Smith
Holy shit calm down Cletus
Lucas Robinson
>grown men who are little boys inside can play these kinds of games with military weapons and involve little kids. Natural selection, people ought to be able to do dangerous shit and they ought to be able to do it with their kids. Dumb people ought to be die in accidents. youtube.com/watch?v=xgOUgrOHuFc
>You're slaves so you want us to be slaves too. I'm Aussie and see this attitude ALL the fucking time, it so obvious and it drives me nuts. That said, why aren't Americans more willing to encourage gun-rights in other countries? The American arms industry is huge so they stand to gain from looser laws in other nations.
Liam Lopez
Nothing but contempt for you, faggot. Don't talk to me.
Daniel Torres
>What's the deal with these two? They're actors paid to act like loonies on a "reality" show.
Camden Gray
>That said, why aren't Americans more willing to encourage gun-rights in other countries? The American arms industry is huge so they stand to gain from looser laws in other nations. It would never work in the first place and if an American company tried that it'd be in all the cryptomarxist controlled papers the next day and there'd be calls for them to be investigated for encouraging terrorism or some bullshit. The dirty truth of the matter is that once rights are lost they are usually never regained barring the total collapse of the state. It's a hell of a lot easier to defend something than to take it back.
Benjamin Jones
Survivalists who expect to go bushwalking if shit hits the fan and teaches themselves all they need to know while honing down a small kit with everything they need>>>>>>>people with too much money thinking they'll survive the apocalypse because they bought some land and stocked it up with ammunition and powdered eggs in buckets. The same holds true for shows about either. Even random youtube survivalists are more fun to watch.
Isaac Perry
Do you honestly think it would be that hard to find a dozen or so people each season that are this crazy? Conspiracy-enthusiasts ignore the most simple, reasonable explanation, believe the most nefarious one and then never provide any believable evidence. The best that they can usually come up with is a motivation, but no actual proof.
Colton Cruz
Murkasatanian detected. You seem a little triggered my star spangled friend. The world can be a frightening place without a big metal cock to stroke and fondle and make you a real man.
In the rest of the world, men use these things called fists to defend themselves.
Their story is fairly complicated and strange, as you would expect, you can read about them on vice.com and other places.
Fuck off cunt, Port Arthur was enough, we don't need any rapid shot weapons here.
Firearms are the exact opposite of natural selection, they allow the weak to kill the strong with ease.
Ayden Johnson
>It would never work in the first place and if an American company tried that it'd be in all the cryptomarxist controlled papers the next day and there'd be calls for them to be investigated for encouraging terrorism or some bullshit.
You're probably right. However I will point out that every little bit helps and that ideas and values can change over time. When Obama was president I noticed that there was a LOT more anti-gun messages in American media than currently. I believe that the overwhelmingly progressive media sees the value of the second amendment when someone they're scared of is in power. When I ask my progressive friends if they would be happy to be disarmed with a Trump government having they're not nearly as dismissive as they were when Obama was in power.
Juan Brown
>I'm a real man because I support the government treating me like a bitch and not allowing me to have guns Holy shit the cope.
Alexander Sanders
Only the weak scream and cry for the government to protect them. Why are australians on Yea Forums consistently such fucking pussies?
Ethan Ortiz
Deeply pathetic post.
Grayson Adams
>infiltrating for free as immigrants. Not even Fox news pushes this so where are conservatives hearing it? Because they saw it in Sicario 2?
Joseph Hall
>self defense even just with fists not allowed in Australia
Kayden Ward
take your meds autismo
James Robinson
>Port Arthur was enough, we don't need any rapid shot weapons here. Nice appeal to emotion. We need "rapid shot weapons" so that the state will live in fear of the citizens, instead of the reverse.
>Firearms are the exact opposite of natural selection, they allow the weak to kill the strong with ease. Natural selection in humans has favoured intelligence. Creating laws that prevent stupid people from accidentally killing themselves pushes against natural selection. The same is true for helmet laws.
Cooper Bennett
Clearly too stupid to be allowed to own a firearm.
Thomas Flores
Have you not read his manifesto?
Jaxson Thompson
Clearly to stupid to be allowed to be an Australian.
Carson Bell
dilate.
Nolan Jenkins
>every little bit helps It's better to save that money where for where it will make a difference, the US. >When Obama was president I noticed that there was a LOT more anti-gun messages in American media than currently. I believe that the overwhelmingly progressive media sees the value of the second amendment when someone they're scared of is in power. When I ask my progressive friends if they would be happy to be disarmed with a Trump government having they're not nearly as dismissive as they were when Obama was in power. They're biddable, their politics are changeable depending on who has the power. The second amendment goes way beyond "Well I'll keep my guns but only if I don't like the guy in charge". A republican or a libertarian wouldn't cough up their means to defend themselves regardless of who was in power because it's a stupid fucking idea to begin with. The only thing you can count on with leftists is that they will one hundred percent give away your rights if they let them. They don't believe in natural rights in the first place, they think freedom is something the government gives you for God's sake.
Parker Gray
*too much testosterone
Adrian Morris
>They don't believe in natural rights in the first place, they think freedom is something the government gives you for God's sake. Sauce on this inflammatory rhetoric?
Jonathan Lopez
Behold the brilliant mind of a Grabber! Oh! How I wish my pitiful brain could summon arguments half as persuasive as those that he has uttered!
Look up positive liberty and negative liberty. Positive liberties are the concept leftism largely revolves around.
Blake Lewis
>He named his ranch the Alamo.
Can an American please give me a brief description of why the Alamo holds such a significant place in the American psyche? I hear references to it frequently in American media but I've never quite understood why it is so engrained in the culture.
Jace James
Nevar forgit.
Cooper Nelson
Thank you.
Connor Wright
Imagine if there was some kind of searchy type thing that you could use from almost anywhere to look up shit you want to learn about for free anytime you want.
