Are the rumors true?

I just realized there will be Bill Burr action figure, probably before the year is over.

go back to /pol/ fucking cunt

which joke are you talking about? the one where he does a texas accent to sound dumb or the one where he says millenials are bad? these are the only two jokes i've heard him do on the podcast in the last six months

>t. doesnt actually listen to the podcast

That all these reactionary, 6th rate (((satirists))) can never be funny, because what is funny is in what is absurd, and what is highly predictable and totally obvious, can never be such?

Pic unrelated. Dtru gahmedee.

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I used to listen every episode but it's true i've stopped listening now because i find him really unfunny, the rant about paying higher tax which dragged on multiple episodes was the last straw. Maybe he's still great and i've lost my sense of humour but i'm not sure that's the case

>i've lost my sense of humour
cant lose something you never had to begin with

Yes, he watched One Punch Man.

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Did she really kick him out of his house when he demanded a paternity test?

>falling for incel memes

hey everyone bill burr here with the monday morning podcast
>loud moaning and fucking noises can be heard in the background
h-heheh c-can you hear these noises?..uuuuhh t-the lovely nia is watching a porn parody as a joke
HEY TURN IT DOWN IN THERE
>an angry nigger replies
SHUT THE FUCK UP WHYT BOI BEFO' AH BEAT YO'ASS
>bill sounds nervous
h-heheh...she's with an old friend, such jokers
>the fucking becomes so loud the voices can be heard clearly at this point
-OH YES FUCK ME TYRONE FUCK MA CHOCOLATE HOLEZ TILL AH BLEED NIGGUUUHH OOOOOHHHHH
OH FUCK YES TAKE IT YOU GODDAMN DIRTY HO TAKE DAT BIG BLACK DICK
-YES! YES TYRONE! FUCK ME LIKE THAT LIL WHYT BOI NEVER EVER COULD
>bill sounds nervous and embarrassed to death
h-h-haha t-theyre playing a joke on me, those bastards
>the nigga is about to climax
-OH YEAH! OH GODDAMN ITS COMING YOU HO MAFFUGIN CUMMIN
NOT IN ME NIGGUH GO AND CUM ON DAT LIL CRACKAZ BALD ROUND PATHETIC FUCKIN HEAD
>rushed steps are heard, the door in bills room opens in a hurry
-OOOHH YEAH OH FUG YEAH TAKE IT LIL GINGER BOI FFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU CUMMING ON MY FUCKING HEAD?? WHAT THE F U C K STOP SHIT SOME GOT IN MY MOUTH GODDAMIT
-ooooh...oooh yeah, ooh fuck, relax lil nigguh s'all ovah now.. u a good lil soldier
>bill can be heard whipping his head and begging the nigger to go
h-h-h-heheh...aaaahhhh...t-the lovely nia and her crazy pranks everyone!

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Why didn't he at least marry a black girl who doesn't resemble a genderbent Dr. Zaius cosplayer?

Yes, he is in the Mandalorian with two blasters and a shoulder droid that shoots a third one.

holy fucking cringe

Look at a picture of “his” daughter, looks full black, full Afro and all. Doesn’t look mixed a bit. I don’t know that he demanded a paternity test but he should, at the very least he deserves a brigading of demands for one from social media sock puppet accounts because while almost certainly raising a black mans child he has become an anti white cuck in his material.

oh its brutal

>baby burr

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yes, all of them.

oh no no no

dna test when

I think he said something along the lines of him not wanting subject a nice white girl to his alcoholism, passive aggressiveness etc.

>you will never be the user who wrote this
feels good