JENNETTE MCCURDY'S CAREER IS ON YOUTUBE NOW

even normalfags know about coke can dan

also wtf is this video she's paranoid because they sent her a van? then she ends the video looking obviously tired and depressed instead of cutting it out like are you editing this yourself Jennette?

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I know, hotels having van shuttles is common as fuck. It seemed very stuck up and elitist of her to think its "sketch"

dropped

Muh dicc

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damn her face is busted for 26

driver must've been a poo in loo and he gave her creepy rape vibes she also didn't show us the hotel so maybe it was like a holiday inn or something

Why is she a grandma?

she is old

i just want her to post a feet video

well, when you party, drink, and fuck niggers you age pretty fast desu

ALL IN ALL IT’S JUST ANOTHER THOT FOR THE WALL

a cu

What's the point of this vid

holy fucking shit the wall is actually real

she spent her best years getting B L A C K E D

those pants make her ass look saggy so she'll return them. she's got a point.

>mfw the wall is real

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that nog has so much money and hes still dressing like a fucking peasant

>I know, hotels having van shuttles is common as fuck. It seemed very stuck up and elitist of her to think its "sketch"
Yeah but not an every day van. Usually its a commercial shuttle van.

Not anymore. Shes way too old.

ayo daz muhfuggin name bran shit nigga

Poor girl looks so destroyed and poor. Nothing worthy since iCarly. I bet Miranda is helping her, paying her shitty appartment.

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Is ariana grande literally the only nick star who has made it big?

and it has to be cause hes a bona fide slut degenerate who welcomed dan's dicking and doesnt mind taking more

her butt has a nice little bounce to it

Literally MADE for the BBC

Well, Miranda got a paycheck of $180,000 per iCarly episode. She was rich before 18, so probably she quit acting because she was sick of being used and abused by producers and sponsors. She made it big too and quit, actually.
I feel bad for Jennete and Victoria though. Their careers are dead, they fucked old pervy Nick dudes for nothing.

drake has half a case of diet pepsi to his name but aside from that, i think they are all bums

Is he a pedo?

do you think she got fucked at college party's like miranda?

Get a load of her short film

youtube.com/watch?v=XxfgGE5nFIQ

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Imagine

They tag teamed the football team. Remember Jen is into BBC too.

imagine

Jennette McCuminmypants

isnt she supposed to be slightly based or something
I just remember positive connotations with her yt channel I can't remember what for exactly

Imagine the Icarly team vs. the basketball team. I will pay to see the vid.
MUH DICK

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>holy shit people age

Have sex

>she destined to be like Gibby?
she doesn't make kino videos like Gibby and son.

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I'm done with this fucking world. Just let a gigantic asteroid or some major event just kill us all

Unironically, that's sad. She is smokin' hot and not bad actress. What the hell went wrong?

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user, how would having sex teach someone the concept of aging? You're being silly.

Why lol

SEETHING whiteboi

I remember the first time I went to a USC party that Miranda Cosgrove was at.

It was at a frat house and I was hanging out and talking to people when this huge guy, probably around 6'5 came up to me and grabbed me by the shoulder and told me very sternly to "come with me, newblood". He led me down to the basement, and that's when I saw her.

She was completely naked, on her hands and knees, on top of a large blue tarp. A single bare lightbulb swung from the ceiling, and two massive football players were fucking her, one in the ass and one in the mouth. Her eyes were rolled into the back of her head, and she was covered in semen. The words "COCKGOBBLER" were scrawled on her forehead in permanent marker . The one fucking her in the mouth bust a nut down her throat, and she swallowed it all. She then started screaming "FUNNY POWDER, FUNNY POWDER" over and over at the top of her lungs. The guy that led me in handed me a ceramic plate covered in cocaine and instructed me to blow some in her face. I bent down in front of her and she coughed up a huge glob of cum onto the tarp and looked at me in the eyes, all while still beng fucked in the ass. I grabbed a handful of cocaine and placing it in my palm, I blew it in her face. I had tears in my eyes and silently mouthed "but you were in iCarly". I stood up and another massive jock took my spot and started ramming her in the mouth. I then tried to leave but the guy who took me to the room told me "you have to stay until all the coke is gone lardlungs". I sobbed for the next 3 hours doing my duty until all the men were satisfied and she was passed out in a pool of jizz.

It was the worst night of my life

______

Wonder if the ghost pasta is a exaggerate story based in true facts.

Victoria seems to be getting plenty of work modeling. Maybe it's not pop superstar money but I imagine she's doing pretty well.

>modeling
Poor VJ. You know usually that's a codename at the industry for escorting/yatching, right?

Highly likely someone saw her at a college party off her face on blow going to a bedroom with two football players. The rest was made up from their imagination and waifu fantasies over her.

>You know usually that's a codename at the industry for escorting/yatching, right?
I doubt she's taking a shit on Arab guys for money.

Probably you are right, but who knows… USC fraternities are famous for their gangbang parties since last century. I can believe she was wasted at a party and like a whole fraternity took full advantage of it. Fucking someone famous is always too tempting for horny fratbros.

> (OP)
>Unironically, that's sad. She is smokin' hot and not bad actress. What the hell went wrong?

Meh. She had a slamming body but her acting is pretty hammy and her face is busted in a cute sorta way. She's not hot enough for big movies and not a good enough actress for indie shit.

She could have a bad agent but her best bet would have been some Netflix movies or an unknown to show.

Meh.

She just doesn't have any work ethic. If she did, she could have been more. Don't squander your opportunities. If you have to suck that jewish penis and become a puppet for the illuminati you do that shit. Grande did, and sure, she cannot feel human emotion anymore and has been the centrepiece of a lot of ritual sacrifices. But look. She's rich and everyone loves her.

because the experience of having to fuck you would immediately age a girl 10 years

>she was passed out in a pool of jizz.
Damn, that's a lot of jizz.
Post proof. For science.

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>post 2013 wiki
>short
>short
>web short
>short
>web short
>web short
>web short

oof

Miranda sucks dicks like a pro, and her career is dead too.

JUST

Hi, C. Tell us more. What happened with your new movie?

kek

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Isn't she about 30

How much money does Victoria charge?

In the same way 16 is about 20

Stop bragging, dirty Dan.

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based VJ

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>I doubt she's taking a shit on Arab guys for money.
it's the arabs who shit on the instahos, not the other way round.

Hey guys it's me what's up?

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suck any bbc today?

>fatass Dan fucked this beauties and you never will
life is not fair, bros

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>it's the arabs who shit on the instahos, not the other way round.
Wow it's worse than I thought. Imagine actually doing that. Why do arabs like shitting on girls?

Dan's metoo when?

they didn't even fuck

Her brother has the same hillbilly face shape.

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desu, it's inspirational. If a fat fuck like dan can fuck qtpies all day, maybe I can too when I'm in my 40's.

Miri doesn't give a shit, she never liked the fame and only got famous because her mom pushed her into stuff when she was a kid.

Tell Miranda and footfag to post again at /b./. Miss them, they are very funny and smart like you.

Miri made 10's of millions from iCarly and then she got an amazing contract for doing one of the main voices in the minions franchise. She's probably worth more than Ariana is.

If blinds are true, Miranda only cares about hard partying, drugs and sex. But CDAN is not always right.

Victoria never had Coke Can Dan Schneider inside her

You know the rules, tits or GTFO.

When you have that much money, what else would get you excited other than having the power to make top tier instagram thots and celebrity has-beens do the nastiest and most degrading shit imaginable?

lol, miri is a total wallflower semi-autist recluse.

Impossible. She worked at three Dan's shows at least. And nothing is free with Dan.

James Maslow and Nat Wolff disagree lol

Thata not very nice user. Please apologise.

Please delete this

isn't he still going

Vicky so pretty!

>goobers from when she was still in the hollywood scene

Must suck to be one of the many girls who prostituted themselves and got nothing out of it except HPV and some abortions

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>mfw Taylor is a girl

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Yeah, they "goober" her like fuck-monsters when they dated her. And she loved everything.

Kill yourself. You're unfunny, untalented and a wasted whore. At least if you died you could provide people with a modicum of entertainment for a day or so. Ironically, dying would be the most publicized event in your future; that's how bad of an actress you are.

Keep telling yourself that, whiteboy

>her tears
still funny

That's not actually her, but why are so edgy

That's a bit mean and all over the top, user.

Drag her yaaaaaaaaaaas

>implying that's not jennette berating herself in hopes of getting white knighted

cope.

So this is the power of the Nickelodeon producer.

>Am I edgy enough, dad?

>the poor man's Jenny Nicholson
Why not just watch the real thing?

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Vicky pretty uh
Titties gimme stiffy yuh

When will Queen Jenny show us her feet?

Jennette doesn't have fetal alcohol syndrome so she's inherently more pleasant to look at.

You're retarded

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Very retarded

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ASS TO ASS

I don't care where her career is, I'd watch her eating soup if it came to that as I find her intensely attractive.

I'm sorry fren. Let's promise never to be mean ever again

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big cringe

Jesus, did Brosnan get to her?

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kek

I promise angel. I'm sorry for calling you the 'R' word.

Jenny doesn't have it either. You technically need all three of the main birth defects to be diagnosed with FAS. Jenny has none of them (you can see this in the pic I posted there).

Jenny is also way cuter!

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What?

are you fucking gay lol what the shit

Why are failed careers so amusing to me, am I a bad person?

Still my waifu.

You can relate to failure more than success.

What did he mean by this?

She looks fat as hell in that pic. That plus the oversized t-shirt and fanny pack make her look like a midwestern housewife on vacation

Jesus fuck she looks like shit.

Of course he can, all winners do

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ariana didn't become famous because of dan, she because famous because the second company she signed a record label with made her a forced meme and shoved every other star they had into her songs and saturated the airwaves with her.

Must kill her to see Ariana so successful.

Sure but what's the Brosnan meme user.

The biggest losers are the ones that don't try, aka 100% of the NEETs on Yea Forums.

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Those are just regular-old losers. The biggest losers are the ones that tried and lost so many times they finally won..

Oh fuck that's epic. Brosnan a chubby chaser - they're always the best characters in kino

>Exhausted looking
>Eye bags
>Clearly a cute girl buried by disappointment and failure
Everyone saying she looks bad now has absolutely SHIT taste and should leave this website forever. She is basically queen of r9k tier. I’m getting excited about watching her read read copypastas and talk about Jews

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>The biggest losers are the ones who don’t try
You are just parroting some children’s moralizing story, you have clearly never tried to be your own person and think for yourself.

>You are just parroting some children’s moralizing story, you have clearly never tried to be your own person and think for yourself.
Nah, that's just the truth. Every NEET i've spoken to is afraid of even trying to get out of their rut by trying to get a job or a degree or a trade. They are so afraid of failure that they'd rather do nothing.

smol

Shes lookin pretty rough

>that guy in the background looking for his concealed gun

please be true

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You gotta admit, that's a nice little ass on the brunette there.

I bet lying on top of her is super comfy, like a waterbed

Why do neo-nu-newfags think they're allowed to post here?

Shooped ass

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I'm surprised Jen hasn't had a softporn sex tape yet. It could revive her career.

You know how I know you're gay?

You're right - she DOES look cuter when something is covering her face.

I miss Dan's shows. What happened with him?

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What are you gonna do about it, faggot?

Next logical step is chaturbate.

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Having sex with blacks does this. Not sure why that’s the case but I know that it is.

white women age like milk

I love cheese

HAHHAHHA

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How dare you! Jenny a cute!

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her latest fappening photo is great

post it

The Mexican genes are really starting to show on Miranda Cosgrove.

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Hot. Bitch was born to be facefucked.

Are you a retard?

Calm down, newfag. It's a old Yea Forums meme.

Doubt Janette is poor even though she's lives in a apartment. She's probably very frugal with her money and spending.

Ay yo homes

burn coal, pay toll

latimes.com/business/realestate/hot-property/la-fi-hotprop-jennette-mccurdy-home-sale-20161108-story.html

She used to live at a big house until her Nickelodeon money was over. She is poor.

I'm not. RETARD

>loose hanging pants
>zero sign of penis
Dicklet confirmed. I guess that's why they worked together, he has the penis of a little guy

She should have stuck with country music for a good paycheck.

Eat my trousers, you nerd.

Unsubbed wow

I can't believe it took this long for this obvious answer.

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just poetry

You wouldn't even know she was that ugly if she wasn't such a fucking dike. She could wear makeup to accentuate her feminine qualities but she doesn't

>>as you can see in this pic
>lack of lip ridge covered
>nose covered
>gross goblin ears exposed
what did he mean by this

What did i just watch
If i wanted to experience someones boring shallow life, i'd start recording myself talking about my day