Be honest, how would you react if this shit was coming towards you?

Hide I guess, it seems like it would take forever to just pick through every piece of rubble to find every last cowering human. It made more sense in the book where they just had gas they would pump everywhere to smoke the humans out.

>Out by one
Hope you like being recycled to make fertilizer.

>farts in direction of robot
Smell ya later

Sneed at it

Shout “have sex”.

Whip my dick out and go down in history as the first person to fuck an alien to death.

stop being xenophobic. Their food is probably delicious

start furiously finishing up my gayfellas post and run away

Get a spade, get drunk, and try to dig out a civilisation underground to resist them

Imagine seeking shelter in one of those buildings, expecting them to not pursue you only to find out they're deliberately allowing that false sense of security so that when they do return to hunt survivors they'll count on the fact that you never left.

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based

I’d turn a 360 and walk away

find Anya Taylor Joy, AnnaSophia Robb, or Camren Bicondova and beg them to spare me

WE'LL START ALL OVER AGAAIIIIIIN

I’ll try to kill it.

Alpha as fuck

Fpbp

MAN IS BORN IN FREEDOM
BUT HE SOON BECOMES A SLAVE
IN CAGES OF CONVENTION
FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE

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I would take a picture of it and post it on Yea Forums.

this. with Raid. if that doesn't work, oh well, guess i'm dead.

>Yea Forums
Umm, sweaty?

I'd shit bricks like literally every person on Earth would. Stupid question.

no, Yea Forums

Where is this scene from?

Godfather 3

I'd probably funni scream (:

Build my own tripod, but mine would have four legs

Wait for it to reveal its weakpoints so I can shoot it for max damage.

open my fanny pack and spill my solenoids

>aliens capable of traveling to other planets don't know what bacteria are and have no contigency plan for possible disease exposure

BRAVO SPIELBERG

yeah this shit flies back in the 50s but not these days, problem is that it was intergral to the original story, not easily written out.

Get trips and run away

>Hunker down until it leaves
>Take to the streets
>Collect all the panties from vaporized women that I can find in the immediate area
>Gather up all the dust trapped within said panties
>Snort it

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DA FUC IS THAT THING NIGGA OH SHIT OH SHIT IT COMIN TOWARDS US RUN NIGGA RUUUUUUUUN

I think the books explanation is that the Martians wiped out bacteria on their planet so long ago they forgot they ever existed. Of course this was back before we realized how vital bacteria are to our daily lives and the environment as a whole.

kek

rape

>360
you'd be facing the same direction if you did that you dummy

run away with my vintage converse

newfag
>inb4 i was pretending

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Wait for the birds to knock it off

Poop, just poop everywhere. They won't attack me if I'm covered in poop. India would be the safest country in the world.

this

>tfw no alien gf

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I would start raping the hottest woman I could fuckin' find, and then I would kill her and say the fuckin' alien did it! BITCH!

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I fart furiously as an attempt to communicate

grab an axe start hacking at it whie I scream every obsenity I know at it, its planet and its mother

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There is more to this world afterall.
Thank fuck
Take me with you, noodle monster., please

Tell it its seething and trannypilled and give myself a 40% chance of survival.

The dome forcefield things seem pretty easy to get through tbf.
They eat people so just get some ISIS cunts to strap bomb vests on and blow them up as they get eaten. Or just leave big ass landmines and IEDs in their path

>know what bacteria is
>go to foreign country and get a disease
lol like what the fuck just decide not to catch something

Based

Climb up, take command, destroy Israel, conquer the world and spread eternal peace.

Underrated comment.

>>>/leftypol/

I will deport every single person back to where their grandfather was born, otherwise there couldn't be any peace.
But I guess I better eradicate politics first so there can never ever be any left, right or center brainwash bullshit ever again. No religions either, for I am the only one you will love and fear.
Now cook the man some eggs, bitch.

Feed it, then sneed it.

Almost like it's a joke or something, autist

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>fuck some hood rat niggas
>let it eat me
human race saved

sneed?

laughed

Henlo retards

*unsheathes ironclad*
*moves swiftly through the water behind you*
nothing personnel...
*cannons blazing*