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most likely broke his back and many other things hitting like that

the landing broke his body
his body was so broken he hadnt the strength or ability to swim or move
he died from drowning

landing on your back in still water at this speed is the same as hitting a solid wall

he got tired of swimming and decided to float with this face underwater, but the silly forgot for put sunscreen on his back, that's why it's all red

look at all that bruising yikes

his best chance was to dart in the wart like a pencil with arms and feet close together neck down

He died. There is a second part to this that shows them fishing out his body from the water

is he ok?

That was probably the plan, yes.

It's like hitting concrete, you can see the internal damage it did. Now if he landed perfectly with feet tip toed down at a pure 0 degree angle? Maybe he would have survived

Is it possible to survive a jump into water from that height?

How do you do it?

Yeah, I know that. I just mean I hope he was knocked out on impact so he didn't have to experience extreme pain before he drowned.

deytooker

there's a reason why people jump off bridges to suicide dude

you can see he is dead from the video i was just saying what most likely caused his death

there's never a good reason for suicide

feet first vertically or maybe head first

>hurrr it like hitting concrete xD
fucking retarts, its water not a solid
dumases

Yeah but dont you need a mask? The water would shoot up your nose

just b yourself
;^)

At least he died doing what he loved: unwittingly killing himself.

most likely broke his back and many other things hitting like that

Yeah you can survive, but you'd wish you were dead.

you should consider suicide since you failed not only at understanding the english language, but at life

please mr. brains, jump from a bridge and prove us wrong, I beg you

>newfags will fall for the meme

most likely broke his back and many other things hitting like that

>or maybe head first
your mom tried that and we see the results

>head first

That's instant death

the dead guy has shorts on though, the guy who jumped had a speedo

YOR BYOOOTIFURR
YOR BYOOTIFURR
YOR BYOOTIFURR ITS TLUE

They do it all the time at the Olympics for example, you just have to enter the water standing straight.

Yeah. Highest dive ever recorded is 58.8m which is just shy of 200ft.
That's professional high divers training for months to do dives like that though. Not some retarded Asian bloke just jumping off a bridge.

most likely broke his back and many other things hitting like that

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it's possible to survive
look up kevin hines who jumped off golden gate bridge

if the water was displaced a little bit you could probably survive

concrete brain

weak bait

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>>>reddit

The worst part is you can see his muscles thrashing his broken body uselessly trying to swim.

sure user, he's with Jesus now

my mom tried to jump off a bridge head first? that's news to me

Is he okay?

everything's news to you sweatty

>le reddit boogeyman
kys you nigger

Pretending to be stupid isnt a good angle when you get called out for saying something stupid.

Based kek

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genuine kek

Benedict Wong killed himself???

unless you have proof of Hillary Clintons wrongdoings.

looks like a nice day to die, and he was smiling too. probably didnt even feel anything

"bd"

itt retards who won't notice this

I once watched a shitty action movie where a guy fell into water from quite high up, but he threw a grenade ahead of him in order to break the water and soften his landing .

Would that actually work in real life?

he definitely felt something. he felt a lot of things. youre right though, there are much worse ways to die.

got me a (you) though

based

Mythbusters tested this, no it doesn't work

Winnie the Pooh

dude probably had his his spine shattered and got a surprise field enema before he died

yeah

I looked up kevin and google told me about Nash's summer in '92

>he doesn't use a automated expandable shorts that hides your tiny peepee after you die so the cuties who find you doens't laugh at your lack of manhood
how do you even get out of your house?

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Yeeowch!
Dats GOTTA hoit!

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That was a special circumstance though, they used underwater air tanks to keep the surface of the water permanently broken so it wouldn't turn his legs into paste on impact. Also it wasn't technically a dive because he went feet first.

The world record for a proper dive into untreated water without injury is 52.4m.

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why'd he change colors

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame
>Yup, that's me.

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He's tired

and then there's this retarded to ruin the thread with fucking niggers, thank you very much you fucking faggot

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Lmao, why are they so based lads?

Different person

>already has a bandage from when this happened before
kek

wew dude, slow down with the racism

>no sound
talk about shooting yourself in the foot

lol

>no sound
you need to go back

wasn't that high. Jumped off higher bridges in Florida. Dude had bad execution. Landed on his back. Either knocked himself out or broke something and coudn't swim. I'm a paratrooper, so it's ingrained in us "Feet and knees together"

Davy Jones claims another one.

KEK

take it easy

shut the fuck up retard

>Bandage from when it's already happened
Give me one good reason why people like this should be supported by your tax dollars in any way, shape or form.

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Different guys tho, second is wearing shorts.

Hahaha, you really think 4channel doesnt have sound on .webm? You just dont have it enabled.

only if you hit the water head-first with the grenade in your mouth

All people saying that he was dead no matter how he entered the water, you are retards. I actually measured the frame-by-frame time of his freefall and pic related is height and max. speed of his jump. This is easily survivable, you just need to land straight.

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This is why blacks get laid so easily
they have zero inhibition

>no sound
newfags get thee gone

suck my choch nigger

nerve gas

almost killed me there dude

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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FAGGOT MOTHERFUCKER.YOURE NOT FUNNY FUCKING KYS. REPORTED SND SAFED

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I thought it was le clouds!!1!1!! Xd

Was it even him, where's the sauce?

racism

Feet first, arms flat to your sides, if you roll you're fucking dead so you better know how to jump too because you're not going to have a lot of time to re-orientate.

Based

wOof

This. Nothing about the webm even remotely looks like what people meme.

Is the dog mad at the dude? I can't read his body language.

Corgis are retarded

Based math nerd guy

>samefagging to doubledown on youre bullshit
dumbass

>ooka ooka ook, da bang bang make da bad bad! cal witch docta!

>his body when they recovered it
Yup, everything is just broken inside of him when he landed ass first with legs out into the water.
Mostly died of drowning with the immense pain of instantly being paralyzed

great television and film discussion gentleman

hey fellas is this the cool thread

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>hitting water at over 70kph
not my definition of a good time

Isn't that an unlawful discharge of a firearm already?

You can tell if you're in an underdeveloped country when the police don't care about crowds of people milling around a dead body and filming it. Like those videos of random people wandering through plane crashes and picking up and searching through dead people's belongings.

>he doesn't know

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It's like Ranma

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In the navy they taught us to cross our legs so nothing in the water can fly up your crotch and kill you

Fuck you and fuck niggers

Thumbnail sure looks like it though

this only works once

answer me this burgers
how come these dumb cunts get access to guns? In my shithole even the criminals have to make do with shitty homebrewed guns that more often than not misfire.

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Why would you call me a newfag for not knowing a new feature? I deleted my cookies so I had to select un-mute .webm again.

>nobody asks for niggers
>get niggers anyway

You can buy guns at hardware stores in the USA

Used to run a bar next to a favourite suicide bridge
about the same height as that, 2-3 would jump a year
we would give a toast when we heard the slap as they hit the water.
One guy survived, landed on his side but the boat was there to get him straight out
destroyed his whole left side, shoulder ribs hip and leg were like jelly, in a wheelchair now,
no more jumping off bridges for him.

I know this is a dumb answer but black markets.
The shithole you live in probably just make their own pipeguns since they can't even afford illegal firearms.

>answer me this, how come the government doesnt take things away from people to make them easier to control?

Easily, looking at the air time i've jumped from a similar height (18.5m) and was completely fine.

Dummy

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You can get a gun anywhere. Fucking yardsales even.

Doesn't happen but it's not a bad idea so you don't accidentally spread them. The point is to be hydrodynamic.

Measles. Should have got vaccinated

Not taking away things but i see no problem with someone being be required to go through psychological test or something like that in order to buy a gun

Because 2A is the only thing stopping the US from becoming what the rest of the old Anglosphere has become.

estrogen in the water turned him gay

>wears shorts with a heavy winter coat
Literal monkeys

>head first
Okay, I laughed.

based black bro

I wonder if he knew it was gonna be bad when he started to biff it.

This one always gets me. Everything about it is fucking hilarious.

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I love that's the thing you find the most interesting about the video. I noticed as well

He didn't fly so good.

You do realize you are literally in a cold civil war and the only uniting issue in your political establishment is undying love and support for Israel?

>dumb nigger wearing winter jacket and hat takes 10 minutes trying to light lighter fluid on fire to no avail
>based white man immediately knows to take off his clothes and use his shirt to snuff out the fire on his head

Was he trying to commit suicide or did he actually think that was gonna go well for him?

he fell for 2.5 seconds. that would be 30 meters

how did that kill him wtf

>pure 0 degree angle?
90 degrees, you brainlet

This one always enrages me. Not only is the nigger a thief, he's willing to escalate his initial crime to murder, in the most violent of ways possible, for absolutely no reason. He deserves to be put down. He does not belong amongst the human race.

He seems overjoyed and even did the peace sign before jumping off.
Probably thought it'd be fun to do.

They mean liquid concrete, retard.

RAYCIS!

He didn't call you a newfag.
I called you a newfag. And if you're not a newfag, you're fucking retarded.
You fucking retarded newfag.
Are you that retarded nigger in the webm I posted? You runnin on stumps, nigger?

the bridge is around 25 meters
the dude hit the water at a speed around 22.56 m/s^2

Throw something first cut the superfluous tension and land perfectly straight with the toe pointing down like a ballet dancer you may break all of yoir toes but you'll most likely survive

>cold civil war
All by design. It's shit that so many millions of people believe it's real. Reality television squabbles become politics. honk honk

So?

The people on the ground were white women. Truly Disgusting

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Ehhh, DAS RAYCIS!!!

This is one of those Chinese social media videos where retarded peasants do dumb shit to try and get views and earn a quick buck, right?

>for absolutely no reason
ehh, it's clearly racially motivated, user, just like that nigger who threw the kid in the mall or that nigger than ran over a blonde kid (I think both of these were just a few days after that nigger trying to burn the woman alive)

>Acting that calm in a crisis
>No bra
Yeah, nah. Looks like a fat Korean man.

benis first xDDD

FUCK NIGGERS AND
FUCK JANNIES

there I said it

apparently it's just something the teenagers around that bridge like to do

Ill kick your ugly ass loser.

is this a good ol fashioned china thread?

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It's comforting just to know this dumbfuck didn't even bother hiding his face and is probably gonna rot in prison for attempted murder.

based

Gotta catch me first, stumpy

COWABUNGA DUDE

Yes post more China videos before thread is kill

Why are the Chinese people so bereft of sympathy and compassion?

Why are black people so utterly incapable of integrating in civilized society?

Why are white people such emasculated cucks?

Just because he's wearing that hat doesn't mean he's a police officer, also how do we know this is in China and not some other shithole SEA country?

Who was in the wrong here?

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it wont be for a while. mods are anti chink.

>Cop or official wanders over to check things out
>nonchalantly watches for a moment before leaving
What did he see that satisfied him enough to think things were okay?

Dying by fire actually ranks highest in the pain index while being one of the most agonizing in lethality:time.

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Why did they just lie down like that?

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she burned his patch

How does that contradict what was said?

>"you better not be littering"
>"..."
>"carry on"

It's a love doll

Hilariously tragic. Imagine your life ending in this manner.

You stupid nigger there's no countries in the sea besides the ones china is trying to create

>shotgun to head
>1.7min until death
>shotgun to the chest
>1.4min until death
Yeah, that table is fucking garbage.

Not much contradict but reinforcing your post that that man really wanted to hurt those people.

>speed
>m/s^2
You're embarrassing.

damn, what a shitty way to die

was hoping a diver would chime in but

> he was nervous and didnt leave straight feet pointed down and arms brased
> wind caught him
> landed at odd angle
> broke his back

hope ya all can lean from this

Decades of cultural decline and social engineering

That wasn’t even that far. What a pussy.

Ah. That explains a lot.

velocity
sorry, mr. faggot

>implying whites didn't do this before
youtube.com/watch?v=WW97UgY0EKU
youtube.com/watch?v=I-GovUl08o0

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The fall was approximately 2.5 seconds long, which meams the bridge is 30 meters high. He hit the water at almost 100km/h.

Fair enough. I don't think people need any further info that being burned alive is a horrible way to die though.

Wut?

>rot in prison
More like live off welfare and fuck white bitches daily.

Why is this webm so popular? Am I not seeing something?

Damn. Wish a big titty asian would rub up against me...

Lmaoing@brainlets

Holy shit I want to fuck both of them

1/5

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how come he has a speedo in the beginning and then they turn into boxer briefs when he's dead. how did his hair grow back so fast from the initial buzz cut he had in the beginning. Hmmmmmm...

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damn

>1/5

Why not just make a full length webm?

It's interestingly and eerily true but the difference is so minute.
Although it didn't state what kind of calibre was used

>velocity
>m/s^2
Pick up a book.

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bystander syndrome is ingrained into the chinese because if they were to try to help someone they could easily get legally fucked up

just post the relevant one nigger

nigger

I didn’t notice the second tied up person til the end. What a lazy fuck, dude is on fire and the other person barely tried

>drunk as a skunk
>take a shit on the side of the road
>stumble back
>truck comes around
>head goes splat

you'd like that schlomo

cast the inevitable remake

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Damn I forgot about this. One of the few videos to truly hit me.

>remember watching this on e-fukt or some other website
>take out dick and start jacking off as she prepares the rope
>"I know it's wrong but dis gon b gud"
>she steps into the noose, whimpering
>stroke slower
>she keeps saying "I'm sorry"
>stroke slower
>"I'm sorry everybody" followed by godawful hanging noises
>abort wanking and actually feel really fucking bad about myself

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holy shit

He went for a little swim.

lmao i wasnt expecting that to happen.

RAGGLE FRAGGLE

idris elba as the pitbull
emma stone as the little boy

>her young sibling calling her name while she hangs in the fading daylight
fuck that video

If government worked correctly the CEO of these shit stores would get fined and put in prison.

She survived and her husband that tried to rescue her was eaten alive

What the hell am i watching

She's cute though. Sad.

>couldn't even film it right
I cannot see anything when she ropes herself. It's all dark and dimly lit

Its high, but not high enough to break your back.
I just think he landed wrong, knocked himself out and drowned. Of course its a non white country and no one bothers to try an rescue him.

wtf, I've jumped further than that
did he hit a rock or something?

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Old news, mr. newfag-kun.

Yes, I'm sure the guy who tried to light women on fire is living the dream, Tyrone. Even other prison nigs wouldn't tolerate someone who tries to light women on fire. Not that that matters considering the guy is a twig.

i'm gonna need a source on the video with sound asap

if you look carefully you will see that the other person is a girl, aka useless in such scenarios.

see Girl was raped throughout her child hood by some dude and generally treated like shit by him (I think he kidnapped her?) and then she decided to end it by hanging herself from a tree, saying "I'm sorry" to her parents a couple of times while she slowly chokes to death iirc.

This was in Texas.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capital_punishment_in_Texas

His best chance was not go for a jump.

>hurr durr he broke his back

It's fucking water, you dumb shits.

He's like that guy from kung fu hustle.

I thought her mom saved her and died while the husband ran back into the car unless I'm thinking of a different tiger attack.

The top paid city official and the top paid business man. Put them both in prison and strip their families of all their assets.

I can break your skull with a water balloon.

The woman who got grabbed by the cat survived, the one that ran after her is the one that died.

how to acquire a big titty asian gf

I'll provide audio
>AH CHING CHONG CHANG
>AH CHING CHONG MA!
>AH CHING CHONG MAAAAA~!

Broke his back and drowned, you're supposed to dive in legs pointed towards the water

Walk around with your tummy out

Is the male to female ratio so bad over there that taking such risks look a lot more attractive than they should?

man how the fuck do you just slip like that
some looney tunes shit

why are cats so cruel?

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1st thing I thought was: man this nigga finna boutta lit himself on fire. Too bad that wasn't it. Seems like the lad is ok, too.

London is looking good these days

>final designation

SAUCE?
why's this big tittie slag walking around showing off her GOODS?
and why's she rubbing her milkbags on that gay gook???

It's been a good thread lads. We don't get many of those

He could easily kick in the window but doesn't.

what did he mean by this?

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You're a at gas station. Why not use gas to light those white faggots on fire?

People keep saying he slipped, but it kinda looks like he was doing it on purpose. Either way at least it was pretty painless.

>go to safari park
>exit car
>get attacked by animals

WHAT A SULPLISE

Because they are nature's apex land predators.
Jaguars will fuck anything up.

This is what Bongs get for Jallianwala Bagh.

>Jaguars will fuck anything up.
Anyone got the webm of the jaguar swimming to get the caiman?

Any time I see something like this I expect someone to intervene in a "defending one of your fellow humans" kind of way. But then I notice they are Chinese.

>nigger dancing in the mirror
gets me every single time

kek

Are you stupid? He definitely slipped

why didn't we save her?

Indeed. You need to remember that the Chinese are not human. Not in a way that normal, empathetic people would understand anyway.

>women

So this is what Communism gets you
shit like this wouldn't fly in any capitalist nation

What a waste of prime white pussy.

link?

me in the tank top

I don't but yes jaguars do hunt caiman crocs as well.

I can't believe they've always been like this, their civilization is thousands of years old
or was it really always this way? No polshit plox I really wanna know. I read about Asian culture in the James Clavell novels and it certainly highlighted how different they are from others.

Braindead people are alive and a real thing but heartdead people are just dead

Any reason is good enough life is just a tiny mistake in Earth's history

It freaks me out just how quick and strong the big cats are.

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Just look up"good samaritan" on liveleak or something and you will find videos of swarms of chinese people helping out on accidents. I think they're staged propaganda. They changed their interference laws and want to rid themselves of the heartless chinks reputation.

I'd be curious to know the reason too. I've heard communism and the Mao era really fucked them up but I didn't save the picture that explained it. It was a good read. It's hard to find information about why China is the way it is online.

youtube.com/watch?v=NvzQ1UQQp84

I love these niggers. From a distance.

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what you got ain't nothing new

You can replace the heart without killing someone, you can't replace the brain without killing them. Death is when the brain dies.

They've been doing nothing but evolving into the peak stalk-and-ambush predator

Chinese history is extremely brutal. Maybe Communism and the further devaluation of human life played a part, but it's not a new thing.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannibalism_in_China#Cannibalism_for_culinary_appreciation