Casts a 50 year old Ashkenazi Jewish atheist as Christ

>Casts a 50 year old Ashkenazi Jewish atheist as Christ
>Casts sub-Saharan Africans as Jewish apostles
>Creates fiction that Jesus impregnated Mary
>Creates fiction that Mary was at the Last Supper
>Attempts to insert 21st century progressive politics into a two thousand year old story

Who was their target demographic?

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>Who was their target demographic?
People that don't autistically obsess over the details of some shitty movie nobody cares about

The 50 year old early bird cinema goers who will think it was boring.
If you're younger than 40 and you saw this rebel wilson tier schlock, you're unironically an incel and a pseud with zero friends.

>literal heresy and blasphemy
>just details
found the liberal

heresy isn't real because religion isn't real

i thought that was the new zealand prime minister for a second

>religion isn't real

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>Needlessly bringing politics into a discussion about film
There's a difference between heresy and expression

>Creates fiction that Jesus impregnated Mary
People have speculated on this for centuries now. It's not something original to the film.

When Silence was released, The Pope actually met up with Scorsese and exchanged gifts since he actually read the 60s novel the film was based on and despite him creating the Last Temptation of Christ that was deemed sacrilegious by some bishops,which did not stop the Academy from nominating him for best director anyway.

This thread is literally about the politics in the film

Yes, it was a major part of gnosticism I believe, and was considered heresy by every major branch of Christianity (and Islam). Which is why I ask, who was their target demographic?

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Religion is as real as your human rights.

All that shit that you say the movie conflicts with? It could just be ignored.

Just like all the weird violent stuff, incomprehensibly random "sins" (combining different fabrics?) and talking animals in the Bible that you also ignore.

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Sacrilege does not stop the Academy from nominating your film for an award.

>I don't agree with the concept therefore it isn't real
Imagine having this high of an IQ

So insightful

>my interpretation of 2000 year old texts translated beyond belief is right
>anyone who differs in opinion is a heretic

>HOW DARE THEY CAST A JEW AS JESUS
lmao is this the state of /pol/estine

I'm stating that it's real and is evidenced in history as one of the many cornerstones of civilization.

Yes it is.

If some parts of the Bible are to be taken seriously, why not all of it, including the talking donkey? Why be so selective about it? Explain yourself.

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Yes, that's how Catholicism works.
Hence the adherence to its Churches and the Holy See.

>A modern day Atheist Jew is the same thing as a Jew from the Bible
Jesus said more than once that Jews who did not accept him as their messiah were children of Satan. They cast a literal child of Satan as Jesus.

It's all fiction nigga.

>doesn't understand how religion works
I'm pretty sure Yea Forums is the youngest and least educated board on Yea Forums. This conversation is just sad.

jesus doesn’t knock up mary in this film, their relationship is pretty platonic

tell me how it works then

No serious historian denies that the events described in the Gospels took place. There is far more evidence for it than a lot of history that we take for granted, miracles aside.

There are actual studies, like Freudmann's work, that study the prevalent antisemitism in the Bible and in Christianity.
It's not really anything new.

>youngest and least educated board

this is probably either Yea Forums or Yea Forums actually

nobody cares about your spergouts man

Is fine to cast a jew as a jew.

Christianity is inherently "anti-semetic" in today's meaning of the word. That's why the casting choice makes no sense.

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at least it wasn't a nazi tranny

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Martin Luther loved jews until they refused to convert and he got embarrassed.

Literally just a butthurt incel

>christcuck larpers

The only Jesus movie worth watching is the Gibson one
KEK

who would you want cast? An incel like you?

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dont watch it then christofag

He wasn't alone

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>cucksons movie worth watching
>leather lorica segmentata in 33 AD
HACK

if you had sex all this jew angst would go away m8. Try it.

Prods are fucking ridiculous, they literally wouldn't give you charity unless you convert.

Why are you so obsessed with sex? Calm down man.

>You mean you don't believe in God. There IS such thing as religion.

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did you see a book came out by a former vatican guy who said 80% of people working in vatican are gay

Jesus was a jew tho.
Most of them were middle eastern brown folks.
Most of this story is bullshit anyways.

Who the fuck believes this?

Lmao bet you love muslims tho

See:

He was shitposting.

Jesus literally rose up because he lived in a society.

Not sure if autism or top level bait...

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Nit a argument

That's right, it's not an argument, it's a question. One that deserves a satisfactory answer.

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Even on a movie poster she is bad at acting

But Jesus was Jewish

Sex is icky

>atheist
You know that Joaquin's parents were in a religious cult called children of God? This definitely doesn't make him an atheist and I doubt he's a Jew since he was only from his mother's side and she converted into catholic.

Jews are all heretics.

>predict a prophet who will be King of the Israelites
>prophet comes
>you don't like what he has to say
>reject his new Testament
>kill him
>try to destroy and subvert his people ever since
Truly the synagogue of Satan.

>Prime Minister of NZ general

imagine being a christfaggot nigger in 2019

Gnostics

reminder that trump is a pederastic traitor and anyone that supports him is doomed to burn in the 9th circle of hell.

reminder that his jewish son is literally the antichrist who sold Israel to the arabs to cover the debt on his building, 666 5th avenue.

you are a demon worshipper you will burn for eternity

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Spoken like a true sinner.
Turn away from that path, brother, while you still can.

Its not pictures of biden kissing kids, its lingering and holding them while they are clearly uncomfortable

>if religion isn't real then why am I giving all money to these pedophiles?!

>Spoken like a true sinner.
post your search history hyporcrite

reminder that trump is a pederastic traitor and anyone that supports him is doomed to burn in the 9th circle of hell.

reminder that his jewish son is literally the antichrist who sold Israel to the arabs to cover the debt on his building, 666 5th avenue.

you are a demon worshipper you will burn for eternity

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>religion isnt real

flawless comeback

Because we dont have to follow Mosaic law you fucking moron. Why do atheists ask the stupidest shit

>if religion isn't real that means I was being lied to my entire life and all the dogma I was forced to internalize as a child was an intentionally manipulative form of social control being imposed on me bad bad actors that are exploiting my family

>living long enough to see being a Christian become the contrarian point of view and thus Yea Forums being overrun by christcucks
What a time to be alive

Thank you for being the only person who explicitly talked about the movie ITT
I hate that it's a flawed but at least interesting and 'spiritual' take that literally cannot be discussed on the movie board because 1. no one watched it 2. those who only know about the movie because of black Peter are very vocal about it

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There is literally no difference between biblical movies and capeshit.

>expecting movies to be historically accurate

wtf, its source material is fiction anways

OH NO NO NO

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you sound like a conspiracy theorist. hows that whole "Russia" thing going?

>*tips ledora

>jesus was a jew
Jesus abhorred the Talmudic teachings of the Pharisians

Thats a yikes from me dawg

People who thought passion was too Christian and wanted a movie where Jesus was some vague character.

The better question is do the people who made it know who they serve? And do they do it willingly?

He read the Talmud and found out what Jews really believe

Because your SJW logic tells you

If a book about a Korean War army veteran includes a side story about a mouse and a duck that is used to illustrate a concept foreign to most readers of the book, does that mean the entire book is a lie because of an obvious allegory that any child can tell by reading?

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>muh sjw boogieman
you're a nigger shill for satan.
kys faggot

>Casts a 50 year old Ashkenazi Jewish atheist as Christ
except from the 50 year old part, nothing wrong with the rest

Jesus was a jew user...

And a virgin... like his mother....

>If some parts of the Bible are to be taken seriously, why not all of it, including the talking donkey? Why be so selective about it?

>we dont have to follow Mosaic law


this. Mosaic law=/= judaism. Even though it gets portrayed as such. Judaism came after the temple destruction and thus after christianity.

the bible also has several translations and apocrypha of stories not entered into the canon, because of how rare it was for people to know the stories at the time of the 66books, or because the stories circumvented the babylonian mystery aspect of the catholic church, that being triune gods, and sun cult symbolism.

The reason you take some stories seriously and others less so, is because some stories are fables and poems. While others are historic events. Unironically Christians decide to leep the books that have history in it so the old testament can apply to them. Jews just took the fables and such and built a religion around their frequent purges.

The bible is ingrained with western languages and customs btw, from a cultural standpoint there isnt much you can do to erase it from there.

Also if the bible wasnt to be taken seriously people wouldnt try so hard to attack it