It's a "Malfoy gives Hermione the Orgasm jinx and she can't stop orgasming" episode

>it's a "Malfoy gives Hermione the Orgasm jinx and she can't stop orgasming" episode

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>it's Gandalf fucks up viagrius potion and napalms entire school, listens to screams of pupils as he magiks away the shit in his robes

>tfw I had a chance to ask her out in person and I choked

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No you didn't. Why are you lying?

Is she a good actress?

What would Harry Potter be like if it had been writen by G.R.R. Martin?

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She only spreads for Big Harv, sorry

What's the gringotts mortgage rate?

I was in Buenos Aires when she was filming Colonia and saw her in a cafe. She wasn’t wearing much make up but I recognized her immediately. I approached her, looked her in the eyes, said nothing turned around and left. I hate myself I’m a total spaz why can’t I just be funny and charming FUCK

How can it be believable that any of the muggle borns were bad at magic. Like you discover MAGIC IS REAL and then just don't bother to put effort into learning it.

Me? I'd spend all day practicing non-verbal spells to make you piss yourself and keep using it secretly on all the girls.

I would practice Silent whisper spell and I'd remotely whisper into incels ears to have sex.

>LOTS of incest in the weasly family
>hermione gets rapped by the basilist
>Harry ends up having an orgy when he tries to fight the murmaids
>Harry and Ron pawn the invisibility cloak to horny students
>very detailed scenes of Dumbledore sucking dick
>Voldemort killing LOTS of main caracters
>just about everybody uses the banned curses not just "The Bad Guys"
>Book seven never gets published so we never find out how the fucking series ends

We'd find out about the magic ministry's tax policies

>implying she would have gone out with some random fan anyway

I beg your pardon I am a very attractive man and would make an awesome trophy husband!

>it's a "boring book series filled with unfixable oxymorons and plot holes is now a leading force of modern leftist ideology because thing is like other thing and first thing bad so I'm good" episode
I appreciate the new take on the series but I really don't like the way it's going.

Doesn't matter. Celebrities never date fans. Ever

*unzips pants*
Engorgio!

*record scratch* until one day...!

user got a restraining order!

I'm from Buenos Aires and I say kill 'em all!