Alita: Battle Angel General Discussion
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Hello new bread
Please be healed by arita and discover there’s a special girl out there with an Alita in her to be yours forever
first for judgmental ido
Before healing
What is like to fuck Alita in the mouth?
LOOK IDO OK I'M SORRY
I imagine pretty good, but come on user. She's just for kissing on the lips.
After getting /healed/
+++TARGETING LEWDPOST+++
w2c cardigan
> Alita officially out of cinemas in my area
For tonight
Let's love like there's no goodbyes
(No goodbyes)
Just for tonight
Pretend that it's all alright
(All alright)
Why don't we hold each other
Use each other, whisper pretty lies
Just for tonight
Let's love like there's no goodbyes
(No goodbyes)
goodnight everyone
She's for more then that user. She is a woman and she has needs. Her nanotech pussy needs soothing.
How did he fall so far
Goodnight user
And don’t worry about your neck
there, from almost never posting, to shitposting more than i've ever had, to posting the new bread which i've never done before for a general for fear of stepping on people's toes and getting getting my head bit off for it
Marrying a horrible demon when he was young and cluelessness ,getting blacklisted by Hollywood, and alimony. Just recently he’s doing really well and his smile has been restored
Brendan’s been healed
welcome to the crew, friend good to have you
Goodnight /ALITA/
Yeah it's not quite a bedtime haha. My next one will be a lot quieter and sadder, but it's necessary for healing.
goodnight fren
sleep well fren
He must have watched Alita on opening day with the rest of us then
what's this?
It's not a fetish for me or anything, but I loved the multiple shots and details to Alita's hands. This one's amazing.
the light through the purple muscle strands is beautiful
you're not alone user. It's not a fetish thing at all, the amount of detail is just something to marvel at.
Post rare Rosas
I always loved how the sunlight shines through the porcelain in that shot
We gettin 399 this mornin?
>I'm paying $500,000 to the one who kills the girl called Alita
all that nano tech that is smooth, warm and yeilds like real skin should
Cyberpunk 2077
I just want one of those Factory patches, is that too much to ask?
How come you guys would crush a thread every hour, even late at night, but now you can barely keep your thread off the 9th page?
What happened?
goodnight frens
Everyone is tired.
it's the slow period before the blu rays come out. Expect the same if not MORE activity than when we first started.
>barely keep it off the 9th page
have faith user
this is still hilarious
Yeah but you guys have to admit that the change in these threads has been dramatic. Over the course of a week these went from being perennially at the top of the catalog to at the bottom. I get that you're all waiting for the blu-ray but how do you go from such intense fandom to this in the span of a week?
Has anyone shooped Rosa as a Na'vi yet? I want to see what she will look like in Avatar 4 and 5.
It typically stays on the 3rd and 4th page, and I've been busy with work recently, so I haven't been able to post. As other Anons have said, it's an awkward period where no new official content is coming out either, so it's relying souly on OC's and fan passion. Fact is we still go through 4 to 5 threads a day, so don't know what to say.
people are traveling for Easter, or just taking off
Some fall asleep at night.
Others fall asleep after night.
Someone at work.
Nobody said we would be here forever. We are not a pony.
Truthfully, I say, there will be a day when you open TV/ and you will not see alita thread.
But Alita will remain within us.
>Truthfully, I say, there will be a day when you open TV/ and you will not see alita thread.
Yeah, as long as I'm around, that's not happening. I'll do the deed myself.
Guys, we should just surrender to China. They've beaten us.
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Alright I'm adding my other story and posting these together. This one is a much more contemplative look as the healing which takes place after the film. I've been sleeping a little on my writing but we're keeping this thread alive and the people /healed/ because I love you guys. Thanks for your patience and I hope you enjoy something a little different to usual.
based Jimmy did it again
that makes two of us then friend
Divinely.
Primo
>That is so cool!
Thank you again for your continued efforts writefag. Good shit as usual.
I like the lewd stuff too, don't stop
Glad to see they're having fun. I wonder if they'll be able to sell out the Sunday performance
obviously the BD is going to have a special features clip of a compilation of just RR pointing at things
>that was some tasty blood, user
>thanks
I swear Landau, dresses and acts like he posts on Yea Forums. Anyone have the .webm where Rosa gets a gift and Landau just awkwardly shakes the lady's hand instead of hugging her?
I'll write almost anything except for extended motorball since that's already been done far better than I can do with both CO and HF. So there's more coming for sure. I still remember the request for something cutesy with Alita trying sour food. I never forget my requests. Glad you like it through friend!
He loves to point at shit.
>n-no problem, Ali
Gentlemen (and possible ladies), I leave for my shooting competition in a few hours. What should I do to insure the Battle Angel watches over me?
Imagine that the target is Nova.
Don't ever feel sorry for yourself. You're the only one built for this.
I like it.
>when the blu-ray drops
This might be actual reality in some places, geeks are an odd bunch
>user, come to bed already.
>Fuck off, Alita needs me.
Can you imagine Cameron doing that with his wife when he found out about the manga and OVA?
Depends on how divorced he was at the time lmao
the thought of such a rich and based man acting like that warms my heart
Know what is hidden. And always ask, what is it that you're not seeing.
>When you don't eat during an 8 hour shift and then get home and kill bowl after bowl of pure sugar cereal
True, he might have been divorced at the time he found out about Alita, which was around 1998.
He divorced Linda Hamilton so he could be with Alita
Any divorce is worthwhile to be with Alita
That's actually really oddly applicable advice for what I'm doing, lol
>tfw can't tell if it's a 10" plate at 400 yards or a 5" plate at 200
Autistic dub coming through
What kind of cereal? It better have chocolate in it.
What is the best quality release of all the current rips out there?
I'd say it's this 1XBET one I have. The best we're getting until a webrip of some kind next month.
Actually it's Honey O's. My version of crack. Sorry, Alita.
lmao now I can't unsee Alita breaking that bitch's nose
You could add oranges to it.
What, you mean Zapan?
Zapan indeed A BITCH
There are STILL people pathetic enough to contribute to this general LMFAO :joy:
LOTS of implying LMFAO
Yes, I exist.
>pathetic and proud
LMFAO have sex incel please
You should join us sometime user.
You should have sex sometime, user.
Hello Fellow Alitists
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How much are you paid?
Do you think your mom wants more?
Going to do a double feature with Hellboy, even though I'll probably hate it.
>your mom
LMFAO big brained post.
>Fshhh!
Goddamnit, Yea Forums ruined me...
The usual rates of the Russian government.
15 cents for each post.
A premium of ten dollars for a thread that has reached a bamplimite.
Oh god, try to have fun with Hellboy, but enjoy Alita user, for those that can't see her anymore.
>the guy on the left who looks like he's in way over his head but can't back out now
Very cool, user. Please post more deals where I can spend my parents money on Alita. I really want to spend money on Alita. This movie deserves my money, thanks cameron.
I have an idea, let's play a game where we post our local theaters and post the ticket price of Alita: Battle Angel. Thank you friend and do the good
New Hellboy is a good movie.
>these threads
She won't be in Avatar 4 or 5. She'll be in Avatar 6 as Alita.
The best that is in TV /
All those people could kill him effortlessly without his other enforcers there, so he'd be right to be nervous.
>Avatar 6 as Alita
Exterminate all the blue cats?
god those octolips look so kissable
It's kind of refreshing to see a spammer looking for (You)'s, haven't had one in a while.
Ok but see the movie tho
>kissable
She promised not to kiss anyone except the Fourth.
Literally every part of her is perfect....
Imagine just being a regular average cyborg Joe in Iron City, life is tough but you gotta make a living somehow and it's either theft and petty crime or this violent "sport" that everyone is talking about so you go for the latter because that's your only shot. The preselections are ruthless of course but you make it through somehow and on your first night you gotta compete against THIS chick.
Alita seeks knowledge, she would befriend the blue cats.
There are LITERALLY people who aren't even worth minimum wage who are paid to post these threads
>gotta compete against THIS chick
She will not kill me if I do not try to kill her.
Umm we're here to promote Alita. Cameron is trying to make a profit, retard.
I agree, I see no other explanation for the existence of threads in the Game of Thrones.
this used to work better when the film wasn't almost out of cinemas user
How do I get paid to post /alita/? I have above 50 IQ so I'm qualified. Is there a website where I can apply?
It was almost less pathetic too
God at least she would touch me than
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I can be a hero.
Have sex
This honestly, Tiegel was so fucking based, i really want to see him in the sequel.
He is literally me if i existed in that world.
How can I tell my friends that I want to have sex with Alita? I feel like the majority of my life is spent thinking about Alita's robo pusy. How do I come out to my parents? Should I show them these threads?
>How do i come out to my parents
You don't user
that time of night huh?
Just jerk off.
pedophile
I'd make a shot of it.
It was easy telling my parents I clop but this seems so much harder. They kicked me out of the house but there's no way I can convince them to let me back in if I tell them about this. I need them to know but I can't stop making love to Alita in my mind. What do I do?
>pedophile
>low brunette with a breast of the second size, a noticeable ass, a pronounced waist and relief muscles.
>pedophile
If I was a troll, I would try hooks about gays, incel, unemployed virgins with their anime, but not pedophiles.
Very clumsily throwing the bait.
Is this your first time?
bed time
good night
There are literally people who don't think Loli Battle Angel wasn't made BY pedophiles FOR pedophiles LMFAO
sleep well fren
Goodnight user, may the /ourangel/ visit you in your dreams
This is shockingly awful bait. Lurk more faggot, learn the ways of flop-kun.
Imagine thinking you weren't reported to the FBI for posting in these threads LMFAO
In my time zone, the day, but I'll go to sleep too.
Night shifts are pure evil.
where do you work friend?
yeah it's not even trying at this point
Imagine posting 600 times in these brain-dead threads and thinking you have any superiority over ANYONE lmfao
don't go to the meetup, I'm taking pictures of all of you and posting your identities in the next threads
I'll be honest even if I knew for real and for true that was gonna happen
who gives a shit
okay LMFAO as long as you don't mind then I don't mind sharing it
Some of you are alright. Don't post on the thread tomorrow.
Like obvi I'd prefer if it didn't
but
who really cares if it does
Why are you blatantly being retarded? I'm going to post your identity regardless. Stop acting like you don't care LMFAO
this is hilarious
Can't wait to post your face all over this site LMFAO
In the hypermarket.
i'm fairly certain that gets you banned friend
Holy fuck that got me
WHAT IS HYPE MAY NEVER DIE
I'm fairly certain getting banned is avoidable but your face isn't LMFAO
>I'm going to post your identity regardless.
Nobody cares
>The fire rises
>You know the time is runnin', runnin' out
>Only I see
>Their society breaking down
>I won't stay quiet, I won't stay quiet
>They're expecting one in the wreckage, brother!
>I won't stay quiet, the fire rises now
>This is not a, this is not a
>Bat, bat song
>This is not a, this is not a
>Bat, bat song
>We just gotta, we just gotta
> tear down Gotham
>This is not a, this is not a bat song, bat song
>Bat die
>Yeah, I'm a big guy
LMFAO is that permission? jk i don't care
kek
First shoot the limbs!
Jerome's brain is too small!
Fuck we need more Bane and Alita crossovers
come find me i live in australia! i'm even using australian proxies to make is easier for you!
If you were actually planning on taking pics of the meetup you wouldn't warn them beforehand. This is so low quality bait it's not even funny.
>that would be extremely painful
>for you
Yep it's bait, please attend the meetup
Thanks based jannies for clearing up the spam it's nice to know you're still with us
Hope you like my shitty memes, quiet before the storm
Jerome is getting better, regardless, he lives here just like the rest of us
Sweet dreams Jerome,
No that was just a small "warning" I didn't want permanently archived ;)
I will remember this, but I cannot imagine the context.
I need a short story in my head, linking the characters, otherwise nothing is received.
Alita for some reason does not want to "be in Gotham" in my imagination.
The Jannies never left, none of us did, we're just relaxing before the fest that is the blu-ray release
The pain of knowing she will never bite me is greater than the pain the bite could ever cause.
i'm kinda bored with this bait. can you try somethign else?
>that filename
this thread just got dark
She doesn't really fit in Gotham so bring Bane to Iron City instead.
fucking kek peaches you got me
All these links are crossed out.
Poor Jerome.
He just wanted to be (YOU)
Sure. Attend the meetup and I can start posting something new ;)
Thank you based Jannies
>bring Bane to Iron City
It works!
And even the Joker works.
Thank.
But I have to sleep.
come to australia it's a nice place i'll show you around
Heh good one.
You promised to re-make ALL of these when the Blu-ray comes out. I hope you kept the project files, buddy.
Based jannies warming up for the inevitable flood of personal identities on Yea Forums
You think I wouldn't do that? I think I have 5 GB of shit now.
Can't wait for this guy to drink his own piss.
the joker is already there though
mfw i have all the traits of a vampire skin extremely sensitive to sunlight, eyes sensitive to light, small sharp teeth, but don't have any blood related abilities.
It's just not fair
between piss drinker and BD eater we've got some people who have promises to keep
>well
>it's all blank
>I don't even know my own name
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Including the guy who's gonna post everyones identity on tv
yeah we'll hang out for that too
he was underused, what a great chsracter
just IMAGINE posting thousands of shill posts for this capeshit movie
I think I'm just gonna make a grid with everyone's face and name on it, and I'll use it with literally every post I make on Yea Forums and reddit
>OH NOOOO
>LOOKS LIKE HE GOT US
I just noticed... this thread is severely lacking comf Alita. We need some more cute pictures like this. Anyone make anything new?
This thread is severely lacking ticket prices of our local theaters. Anyone have coupons? I need to share my local very good prices with my friends that are at a very good rate. Alita is a very good movie and at an affordable price too! Do the good friend
No time to be comfy fren, I gotta get hype, there is blasting to be done and glory to be won.
Uh, which theaters are we talking about? Where you live?
Do you think Alita would like Milk Duds?
I mean, she has nice milk duds, if you know what I mean.
Yes!alita loves concessions and they are very affordable I buy at least 3 candies at the very hit price of 60 dollors. I love to spend mojey on alita. Very good money per enkoyment. When is yours paychexk coming in? I caint wait to spend mine on Alita Battle Angel
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caramel is pretty good so i'd say yes
oh boy Yandere!
I hope one day we can organize and beat those Chinese fans.
Looking for a friend to see Alita Battle Angel! Have candbies, looking for friend to buy tickets at affordable rate of $10 per ticket. Very good movie and company better. Looking to see movie more than onc3 to increase price profit :) please do the good
Very embarrassing.
>those prices
I wish I could say it's an exaggeration, but reality is creeping up on fantasy when it comes to concession prices, it's even worse than airport food.
care to run that by me again?
DAMN IT IDO SHE HAS NICE TITS
There, what're you going to do about it old man?
Last Order Alita looks cool as shit
>ywn have a cyborg angel catgirl gf
I onow James Cameron could be making so much more money if we did a better job of arguing y9ur good point! Candies prices too high' must lower to bring people into Alita Battle Angel seats. MUST run this by Cameron.
Looking to sell alita tickets. Only 15% retail price. All proceeds go to Cameron. Do the good!
Are you actually Chinese?
Haha no
I havent seen this fan art posted perhaps ever so here it is, my mobile backround for over a year.
that's super cool user
What in the fuck is that?
This, 3D girls don't interest me anymore, i don't even like anime.
Man, I'm cruel to this ending, I'm trying to defile it every way I can.
Good night anons, much more later, but I'm so tired.
you really do crush it. get some sleep peachy
That raw sadness on her face, jesus Rosa can act
>what keeps the dubs up? Magic?
You don't like anime? But have you read the manga? What's your situation, user?
It's a thing from Evgeny Zubkov. He does cool cyberpunk art. It's not Alita specific.
Fresh fanart
My mistake, it was just re-tweeted recently. I just haven't seen it before.
Yeah i have read parts of the manga, i have no interest in any other anime, never have. In fact, i had to be dragged by an anime loving friend to watch this film. Ended up seeing it over 10 times lost count and ended up trying to drag him over for rewatches.
that is exceptionally fresh
It's been posted before, but it's still very cute.
or posts here with the rest of us
Hi Brendan! I'm glad the alimony is over
I didn't really think about it until I looked up some reference images for my story but Koyomi is a cutie as well.
Alita takes the Iron Throne.
I would buy a GoT box set if that happened
Actually forgot to post this. If I don't make it for thread 399, you can use this .webm if you want. Good night anons!
If you don't like it be honest I can change it
It's perfect and
>I love it!
Just change the 399 to the battle angel font and its perfect
yeah that would be my suggestion too
Damn now I'm realizing I'm going to miss 399 AND 400. Go figure.
that depends how late you stay up user
I just wanted to say that I love you all anons and hope you all have an excellent sleep tonight. For everyone saying that we're gonna die off: it took JC 20 years to make his waifu real. We can survive through the slow months.
bringing back some truly old comfy to the anons here
It's fanart o'clock.
>bored on a train with inconsistent internet so pass the time by reenacting the movie in my head, line for line
>made it all the way to the first motorball scene but can't remember the announcer's lines
Guess I'll have to go see her again.
Hit me up with the best alita torrent link please my frens
Love u user
that's super impressive. do you hear them in the voices of the characters?
We're gonna be ok, fren.
what's old comfy is new comfy again
I've seen it 11 times, I'm honestly mad I didn't get further.
I do, though usually with a much faster delivery.
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I'm not healfren but I'm definitely reposting a story for him which is just very relevant.
We're gonna be ok together. Thanks for keeping it comfy with us.
You certainly hit it more than me. What's your train trip for user?
I hope we get sequel frens, I enjoyed the mobie
i hope we do too frogposter
Going home after visiting family on the other side of the country. It was nice but I miss my pc and my work. Alita doesn't play there anymore, so couldn't take any of them to see it and instead we saw Shazam. Best DC movie since TDK but not as good as Battle Angel.
Every alitabro all around the world will go wild once sequel is announced.
I will fight to the death to keep /alita/ alive.
No better way to start the day than breakfast with Alita. Thanks for the repost, friend.
>mfw someone responds to my OC with my OC
Even though it feels like a drag sometimes I usually find visiting family to be valuable in the end. Good on you for doing it.
I do love all the stories people post. I copied writefag's master list he did for ease of access to them.
Good morning thread
morning fren. how are you?
Not bad fren, glad I didn't miss the 400th. Should make it tonight by the looks of it.
So both of you?
When is the blu ray?
This doesn’t read like an even entry level troll, but rather a blue-checkmarked copelita who’s actually mad about a major US movie being discussed on the board where Donald Trump makes policy.
Reminder to only post orange frogs, because orange frog bad, and Alita likes to eat orange things
Is there a version with sound? This would be max comfy.
I don't think anything's official yet, but it sounds like it'll be late June.
Fuck off back to /pol/. Alita being untainted by the current US political climate is one of the reasons it's so good. Please keep it that way.
This is the longest gap between release of the movie and a blu-ray release I can remember. What about you, anons?
Yeah I'm inclined to agree we're keeping these threads politics free
I avoid /pol/ as a cesspool - I was just trying to imagine how much of a raging discorder I would have to be to spend my free time posting lazy pedo accusations at a bunch of people who like a movie.
You faggits don't remember what it was like in the old days. We used to have ta wait over a year fer a VHS of our favorite movie to be available at the Blockbuster.
>Don't talk like that about my mammaries, thanks
Thanks user. It's as comfy as I had hoped for.
Morning sleepyhead
Famous Motorballer reveals the sad story of her life before Motorball. Even hardened warriors brought to tears by her spirit in the face of adversity. News at 33.
I wonder how Iron City gets its news in general
I will say with the threads slower we have less people shitting them up so eh?
Who's this and why's she showing up in /ALITA/ suddenly?
Good morning frens
THE MOST HOLY OF DIDGETS.
those are some blessed repeating numerals my friend
No idea but if you can't make an immediate connection then it probably shouldn't be related just because someone shopped 2 red stickers on their cheekbones. Nice quints.
damn son
Supreme digits there senpai
Has there been any interesting alita related news lately? JC, RR, JL and the cast still silent?
digits -_-
Don't think so, Robert is directing some netflix flick, but that dosen't suprise me, hopefully we hear something later this year after BR release.
Nobody that’s canon
I just like to think there’s a little bit of Alita in every girl
fresh bread
Not that I know of. They've all been very quiet. The Alita twitter resumed posting, and Rosa and Robrod will sometimes retweet fanart, but no actual news.
The sacred digits! Alita be praised!
Is that rosa? Or am I being blind?
C H E C K E D
Damn nigga, are you using a script?
Oops, different posters, but still impressive.
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O' BLESSED BE THE ANGEL OF BATTLE
AMEN