Character in Extras jokes about him losing his virginity at 28

if you care that much just pay an escort, faggot.

Sex isn't special you pathetic faggot. Every animal does it. It's just a natural behavior and only your coping mind tells you is special.

>Just talk to female guys
ftfy

"the first time" is a meme it matters naught if you fuck a prostitute or a normal girl, because there's a big chance it will suck either way.

No one would ever want a relationship with an ugly, unemployed, socially awkward loser like me. I'm trying to survive it out consuming media until my parents die.

what do your poor parents have to do with it, fuckface?

>are ye aving a laff

there are billions of women on the planet, many of them are just as pathetic as you view yourself as being.

I don't get it.

>ust like adults, children by the age of 5 make rapid and consistent character judgements of others based on facial features, such as the tilt of the mouth or the distance between the eyes. Those facial features also shape how children behave toward others, according to research published by the American Psychological Association.

>Although these snap judgments based on a person's facial features may not be accurate or fair, research has shown they can have real-world consequences in elections, hiring and the harshness of criminal sentencings, said Charlesworth. These consequences, however, have so far only been shown among adults looking at others' faces. Whether these consequences also appeared in the behavior of children was, until the present study, unknown.

"Our study showed that children from age 5, but not younger, appear to consistently use facial features in deciding how they should behave toward a person as well as their expectations of the other person's behavior," she said. "In other words, children's judgments from faces do appear to have consequences for behavior."

>Overall, children 3 years and older, as well as adults, almost always (88 percent of the time) made the stereotypically expected character judgments of the faces. They selected the trustworthy-, submissive- and competent-looking faces as "nice," and the untrustworthy-, incompetent- and dominant-looking faces as "mean," according to Charlesworth.

>Additionally, children from age 5 and up would pair faces with the stereotypically expected behaviors (e.g., selecting the dominant-looking face as the person who would "pick up heavy things"). The older the child was, the more likely he or she was to pair faces with the stereotypically expected behavior.

"This shows that children from as early as kindergarten use facial appearance to determine meaningful judgments and expectations of others' behavior," said Charlesworth.

They made a 3/10 on a good day son. Even my first years at school I was always that kid on his own.

>that guy who blames his parents

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Lmao there's a lot of flaws with that logic. Consider the following: I want a girl who recognises her own values and keeps good care of her mind and body, such a girl would be fit for a long loving relationship as well, such a girl wouldn't be a fat 1/10, even if she was a 5/10 butterface her body wouldn't be, and she certainly wouldn't have a crazy feminists personality. These are things I want, but what would a girl like that want in return? Presumably the same stuff, a guy who isn't lazy and takes care of his kind and body, obviously since I'm on the 4channel my mind is beyond repair, however my body I can still salvage

How tall are you?

I blame myself then. I can't sort out my ugliness and mindset. All I have is hate and bitterness now.

Women are whores who don’t have values

>All I have is hate and bitterness now.
harness it. become shura

>obviously since I'm on the 4channel my mind is beyond repair
lol you must like 17, you fucking faggot.

This cannot be true for every single woman on earth, I refuse to believe it. Yes, women who are genetically blessed with a nice body and face tend to use those features to her advantage to gain stuff in life, via means of sexual favours to men who can provide the stuff, but a girl raised in a good, moral family surely wouldn't turn into a whore right

>This cannot be true for every single woman on earth
It literally is.

Why is nobody replying to this?

Too much text

So what do I do? Just say fuck it and find the first slag willing to bend over and force a family with her

Seems like some ESL retard wrote it. Obviously little understanding of English

No get rich and find a nice shy church girl who has a family who shames her if she tries to be a whore. Social shaming is all that keeps women in line, there’s no innate values.

>tfw 28 khv

i had severe acne when i was a teen and convinced myself i was not a human

this is normal right haha

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I lost my virginity to some chick I wound up becoming best friends with for years, sounds gay but the fact that we had had sex before made everything non taboo for us to talk about and I think helped the friendship. She was also chubby when I fucked her but lost a fuck ton of weight and became obsessed with being skinny, and I always thought I liked the chubby Lindsey better, sex wise. She also had green hair at the time... we were 14.... thanks for reading!

then why the big hassle about the first time? why not just let it happen if does and not rush it?

So a church girl with a strict family is the best option I guess

Hey I was just watching that episode earlier today
fucking great that they actually had Ronnie Corbett in the episode too
the scene with Stephen Fry is fucking great
youtube.com/watch?v=AdQp4C-UaDI

Social stigmas when you are younger. If you are over 21 and still never had sex just man up and hire an escort.

did you only get to fuck her once?

Sounds like she friendzoned you pretty hard after the first time, prob coz you weren't any good, then she kept you to boost her ego while she lost weight and went on to fuck chads behind your back lmao

>because there's a big chance it will suck either way.
what do you mean by this?

Yeah because fourteen year olds know what good sex is. Also, if you fucked her-- getting friend-zoned after means shit, you still had your cock inside her.

i gotta say, im in my late 30's and dont feel any pressure to have sex, i cant be the only one who it's a non issue for?

>i had severe acne
im 27 and in the exact same position, I still have acne scars now and every so often i'll get a breakout somewhere. I'm also balding too at a hilarious rate

>Yeah because fourteen year olds know what good sex is.
W*men are subhumans who start sucking dick at 12 and banging at 13, so...yeah they do

It's definitely not a pressing issue for me. I know I could get laid pretty easily if I put myself out there. I've fucking turned down many opportunities for it, mostly because the girls who want me I never reciprocated feelings for.

I thoroughly enjoyed it. Almost as much as The Office. Loved most of the cameos.

well im not balding at least

just find it incredibly difficult to move on even 10 years later. probably cause i havent done much.

Being lonely must suck. I'm convinced dydes have extremely high standards for women but low standards fir themselves. Dunno but I'm attracted to lots of women desu.

i haven't done anything with my life either. I rarely go outside as it is and have had no friends for the last 14 years. I'm a total social autist and have no idea what to say to people even if I did go outside and try to socialize

>I'm convinced dydes have extremely high standards for women but low standards fir themselves.
Overweight single mothers literally turn me down. Its clueless Chads like you who perpetuate this "dude lower ur standards lmao" meme

Ok cards on the table time, Yea Forums.

I was a khv then got fit and by the time I was 26 not only did I get some decent pussy (she was petite 20 yr old waitress with a nice ass) but she cheated on her fiance (total lefty cuck) to be with me.

We ended up breaking up because surprise surprise she's a crazy whore. She wasn't even the girl I wanted as in I put almost no effort with this bitch but I got her cuz I had gotten fit and handsome, and I tried to not get involved because cheating is wrong, she practically threw herself at me (grabbing my ass, trying to get me alone) so figured what the hell she's got no love for this dude and will cheat on him anyway. So why not use a whore for what shes good for you know? Sorta like practice.

Moral of the story is get fit, you will gain confidence as you go because people will compliment you as you progress if you are actually making real progress keep in mind and eventually pussy will literally fall on your lap like it did with me.

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>I'm convinced dydes have extremely high standards for women but low standards fir themselves.
you're an idiot

Based /fit/ tard, it's all about FACE

Gross.
Would be like eating food that's been sitting on the counter and has gathered mold.

thats literally any woman Tbh

Besides a few typos, why you say that?

Yeah under the fat was a good jawline, plus I got grade A blue eyes, great hair, Im not a manlet. And I found out my dick is actually huge by today's standard I never really knew because pornstars were my only barometer.

Throw some /fit/ness in there. Add it all together you get what's called "The Chad Stride"

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She gave me some head later on in life

Sounds like you have a happy sex life

She'd probably think the same thing if she saw you tbqh.

Based. I'm a fat unfit fuck, but I've a decent jawline, blue eyes, hair could be better but it's ok, above average dick and I'm tall. Guess all I need is to hit the gym again and I'll be swimming in pussy. Thanks bro

Literally just peer pressure/social pressure. The sad thing is, even if you are aware of that it'll still bother you.

I'm unattractive so w*men do not consider me human

As a person who's married, I wish I was still single and a virgin. Sex and women have brought nothing positive to my life.

>protagonist tries flirting with women twice his age

I watched a documentary about prostitution yesterday.
Brothels are legal in my country.
The girls working there seem legit, not as beautiful as porn girls but much more real and with soul.

Yeah go for it bro, u got nothing lose.

Fun fact: The last bitch I was with was so sure that my dick was the biggest she had that she started giving me head then pulled out measuring tape like the dudes that size you up for a suit. I'm 8.5 x 6.6. She said I was bigger than her last BF a black guy and i should be a pornstar. Then I busted on her face, I pointed to her pussy and said I'm gonna start calling this mess "The sickle cell".

The joke went over her head but she knew I was insulting her and she left pissed off with a dabble of my nut still in her hair. Felt pretty based when I did it desu.

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>special time
Nice romantic comedy fantasy, user
Just fuck a fat chick and be done with it

You don’t have an 8.5x6.6 inch penis you fucking weirdo

Yeah I do

I’ve been lifting for 5 years and no one has ever said a word to me about my “progress”

That's because all he did was regurgitate some hollow platitude chadvice

You might lack in other qualities like your face or your personality. I lost over 80 lbs and people at my work started noticing at around 10 lbs lost.

You’re in the 99.99th percentile according to this site. Again, you’re obviously lying.

calcsd.netlify.com

So the thing you said about people commenting on your “progress” when you lift actually had nothing to do with lifting weights? And everything to do with being good looking? LOL

> when i was a teen and convinced myself i was not a human
Same but I was fat, 200 pounds and had acne mostly on my back.

> 25 now, 6 foot, lost weight down to 160 and acne went mostly away, face is average with no deformity
> people at work just like at school still simply do and say nothing to me and I don't know how to initiate conversations of chime into the ones ongoing
> online dating results in 10 likes in 3 months where they never replied and three conversations that I apparently ruined

I tell myself that maybe it could work out in a club or bar, that I could flirt and be endearing with my pent up emotionality but I am just not feeling well in such settings. I hope it is true that your attractiveness as a male is cut in half in dating apps. Would rather kill myself with 30 than see this through to the end.

I know that its huge. Last time I posted my story and my dick on here I was banned and people said the pic was not mine.

No, when I lost my first like 5-10 lbs people started making comments and noticing my progress nothing serious. It wasn't until I was about 6 months into it before ladies would openly hit on me but for awhile I didnt know they were doing that cuz it was all foreign to me at the time.

my condolences, it's literally cruel for people to bring children into the world that are doomed to have shitty genetics.
people crying about gene editing and designer babies being 'unethical' are just people at the top of the ladder that don't want any competition and enjoy laughing at the unfortunate.

Are you ficking retarded. You put that shit on /soc/ and link it to there. You also leave a timestamp on the side.
Some Chad....

You make me sick you normalfaggot scum. Fuck off. I’ve been skinny my whole life and women don’t look at or speak to me

Sex with me is special. Ask your mum.

i am 38 years old and I still a loser virgin, only now as a full grown up man i realize my life is a joke

So why is eugenics evil again? There would be a lot less unfuckable men and women in the world if we started doing it as soon as we understood it. Why is it morally correct to keep creating people who will inevitably suffer almost every waking hour due to their poor genetics?

Ok, you go first. Kill your parents and then yourself.

Prostitutes are some of the nicest girls I've met, not even because I'm paying them.

killing people isn't how it works. you prevent genetically weak people from reproducing and encourage genetically strong people to reproduce

If I was still a virgin I'd sell it for sure. Escorts in UK are usually pretty fucking hot. Stupid Eastern Europeans mainly but there's something in the water of Bulgaria that makes a disproportionate amount of their women have 32DD+ tits.

I'm not doing all that shit bruh.
I did it on /fit/ I thought the spoiler would make it fine. I actually gained even more confidence because some not all of these guys are in even better shape then me with like no body fat and they were all getting mad and jealous.


Sorry shaggy but being "skinny" isnt attractive. If youre actually skinny you can put muscle on your frame so easy btw. Plus you probably lack real confidence in yourself. Women pick up on this shit assume the worst because they barely pass as human and get turned off by it. Dont get mad at me, your fights with God not me.

25 here and i couldnt give a shit, i sometimes have odd days where i feel like im missing out on relationships but it only lasts a short while then i stop giving a fuck again

>wall of text
>literally the first word is a typo

the same way i deal with floating dust particles: i vaguely notice them as they pass by.

this. mid-thirties and don't give a single shit.
same, but the there are no feelings between myself and the men. swinging dicks just want to say hi and fuck. i barely want to say hi.

>Laughed at the time
>It's now literally me

That's it. I'm sorting my life out.

>muh genetic strong
Confirmed for not having read Darwin.

Make sure you have the finances to do so, and if you don't, well, this is where you start.

Selective breeding exists, you know, that thing that isn't the same as natural selection.

There's a reason why the plants and animals we raise for food produce orders of magnitude more yield than the natural varieties.

Why do I need money? Plastic surgery you mean?

this is the biggest meme. genuine relationships are hard to come by. Maybe you wont ever have one. Just fuck a giant dirty whore

What documentary is it?

Your anatomy doesn't change when you have sex, you could just tell people any year you lost it and they'd believe it.

my longer term plan is to get a terf gf though

I fucked a prostitute in Europe and she opened up her Facebook and showed me her real name and the house she bought in Wisconsin with her whore money

8man pls

Why did you get married to someone who brought nothing to your life?

>sex
>relationships

Lel faggot

Either or get a job then

The thing is that you can't "just fuck a prostitute" if you're a late kissless virgin

>look up for an appropriate hooker online
>call/message the hooker and set up the time and place of meeting
>look up for an appropriate hotel online
>go call up for a hotel room and pay up/reserve a room for that certain date
>day comes, go buy condoms and then drive to that hotel, go inside and wait for the hooker to come
>when she comes have some meaningless dumb small talk before you get to the room
>get into your room, get undressed and try to have sex for the first time in your life with basically a complete stranger while never even kissed a girl
>when it's over you get dressed, pay the hooker and then go home
Would bail out on step two already my famalam

You need to have sex first to realize sex isn't all that special

>I've fucking turned down many opportunities for it

Only losers stoop that low.

Being a virgin is way more honorable than fucking prostitutes, this guy gets it

or chubby girl into dorky guys

>complete outcast in high school
>got accepted to a college outside my hometown
>for the six months I was there, I made a friend circle, got in dates with three different girls and even made out with one of them
>parents find a loophole to transfer me to my hometown's college branch
>ever since, for two years, i've had no friends, passed no classes, lost all will to live and i'm still a virgin
How does this fucking work.
I was so close.

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Too late. You missed out. You'll never get your youth back.

>parents find a loophole to transfer me to my hometown's college branch

You're a grown man.

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Why would your parents do this to you?

Most the good online whores that are worth it will screen you and then just have you go to their place
The trick is finding the ones doing it cause they need a quick buck and not the ones that are career whores

Staying up there was costly as fuck.
Even with a part time job, i still had to get money from them from rent, bills and food and we aren't rich
Still. I'd be in a very different situation now if i stayed.

>KHV
>Finally decide fuck it, I have no other choice or chance
>Get an escort and plan to lose my v-card and just get it over and done with, obviously don't tell her this though just try to go along with it like any other client and nothing special
>We meet up, she takes one look at me with surprise at first then looks me up and down stifling a laugh, then strokes my cheek and sighs kind of half disappointed half conciliatory while literally saying
>"Oh no honey, this isn't for you. You need to get yourself a girlfriend."
>Refused to take my money or do anything/spend any time with me

She treated me like she was interacting with a child.

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