Lets settle this once and for all:

> tfw a woman will never say this about you

i wasnt as autistic as garrett when he was his age....wtf happened

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watching this fucking hurt

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>wtf happened
u dont flirt with 4/10 girls

Chad & virgin are too nebulous for this. He was a beta who momentarily stepped into alpha status. He got a power up. That's it. We need better memes if we're going to cling to them as descriptors of human behavior.

but how did he get a power up?

if you can just power up to chad status you are basically a chad

anyone got the webm?

>"happiest year of my life"
>"glad I'm sharing it with my best friend. He's the sweetest"

Wait that's him? Dude looks good honestly, i'm happy for him.

GARRETT NOOOOOOOO

Good for him, at least he moved on from the broad with the fucked up stomach.

here for your amusement

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Garrett made it bros.

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question:

there are many girls in that group who were more in his league

why did he decide to go for the out of reach stacy instead?

Reach for the stars user.

he's finally redeemed himself

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>clover
>snapchat notification
>phone posting

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Noga please

WHAT THE FUCK

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

>Garrett became Chad, or at least Norman
>Google sent me an alert about a news story that mentioned another Garrett that was a star college baseball pitcher
>I'm the fat tub of shit Garrett that's been a NEET for 10 months
just fuck my shit up senpai

tbf that girl is a good sport about it.also it doesn't look as cringe as it did when I first watched this.also also garrett has some legit sick moves.

whats the chicks name?

Looks like an ugly incel
bet she's not really into him

Let me guess, you know her, she goes to your school...

>Women are genetically instinctively able to tell if forward bold behavior from males is a result of autism or desperation versus real confidence and value
Everyone can notice that except other autists.
I was 24 when I started noticing.

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Rose T

NO.NO.NONO NO!!!!!!!! IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! I'M GOING TO BE A 30 YEAR OLD VIRGIN SOON AND THIS GUY GETS A GF!!!!!!!!!

No

get your shit together carmen

Alexa Blair

This is oddly true
>Have shockingly low standards
>Shag tons of random women, slowly build confidence and start pulling beauties
>Realize my ability to engage and seduce a woman is now based in my confidence rather than my disconnect in society
I suppose it helps I’m attractive but I think that not giving a fuck about rejection for any reason is a great way to build confidence if you can succeed occasionally from it.

we all have similar experiences right? not on this level

fuck, I still cringe when I think what I did to try to win a girls affection when I was 13

is cancer cunt dead yet?

>tfw I’m on constant thot patrol
>Tfw friend becomes a dirty liberal
>tfw when he calls me an incel that gets laid

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>All these seething virgins
The difference between what this guy did and what you did is he simply wasn’t pleased with what he was and made a conscious change by pushing himself outside his comfort zone and trying something else.
That dance probably gave him a temporary boost of social clout and he realized that working hard and making a change to himself resulted in positive attention.
If you want the same end result, start working for it

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Un-JUST

WHAT THE FUCK he has a gf?
its not fucking fair, i thought he was one of us. FUCK WOMEN

Yes, we seen your "not fair" posts 10 times in this thread already, have a (you)

I'm actually very happy he didn't become disillusioned and jaded. He became a kind, charismatic young man. I wish it could have been the same for me, but too many absolutely brutal rejections happened and I internalized it. I pray he keeps on the path he's on.

Here's a reddit because fuck you, don't fucking reply to me.

twitter.com/garrett_noga/status/1077717624920961024
I guess embarrassing dances or just a family tradition.

Nah, he was just so autistic he acted on instinct without being able to see things from other people's point of view. He completely lacked perception of the situation and was consumed in his own conscious. That was autism without a doubt.

>That dance probably gave him a temporary boost of social clout
I think you mean "viciously beaten for months"

>my mom and dad climbed a mountain

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This clip right here is why we need to dispossess rape and kill even more white people from their lands.

Reckon he got some Brian head when he was up there?

>dispossess rape and kill even more white people

so...like your white ancestors?
*sips tea

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would bust a nut on her stomach scars

back then he was a fucking loser, in hindsight though that was pretty chad

developing a crush is the worst thing that can happen to a kid. it's almost always unrequited, and so many opportunities are lost in the pursuit of that crush.

need a male role model to teach this shit early on or you're doomed to learn through experience.

t. learned through experience

the word "chad" means anything at this point
so why not?

he flew too close to the sun. he got burned. it's a memory that will haunt him. he might of grown/changed appearance, but that moment will forever haunt him. he wanted her. she is the one that will always be in his heart. no matter if he gets married and has 15 kids and 3 hot mistresses. she is the one that he never had the chance of landing her.

It's better to learn through experience desu.
Once you get burned several times you stop chasing pussy and end up spending 15 hours playing videogames.

He get's solid 6/10 pussy consistently and he has several friends. He's doing alright.

Same here. Had a turboautistic crush on stacy during my highschool years. Never had the balls to try, and wouldn't have succeeded even if I did. Caused me to ruin several potential relationships I could have had instead that I mistakenly thought would get in the way of the one I wanted. Ended up mindfucking myself with a fear of rejection and have regretted it ever since. 35 now, still a virgin, but I'm finally breaking out of my emotional shell and taking more risks that I should have taken a long fucking time ago. Most things I remember make me physically cringe at how much of an idiot I was.

learning through experience is fucking stupid when all it would take to avoid years of "learning" is a 10 minute conversation with someone who knows better and cares about you.

hmm, a girl that has similar qualities/aesthetics as to the girl that got a way. sure, he's moved on.

Just having the confidence doesn't make you a Chad, it also depends on whether or not you're able to successfully impact those around you to benefit you

the 'double thumb hook' into the pants shows ultimate passiveness/subjugation.

Also, this being said, I have a deep respect for Garrett, despite his failure. His attention was misplaced, but at least he made the effort, which is more than I can say for myself. Plus, he actually has a girlfriend now, so he obviously overcame his autism at a much younger age.

>solid 6/10
shes fat dude, i love how having friends is a great achievement for you guys i mean literal retards, hookers, hobos, criminals have friends.

IRL you got a nerd guy with a fattie gf
normies joke about guys like him

She doesn't look anything like her.

>Garrett

Do Americans really do this?

>i wasnt as autistic as garrett when he was his age....wtf happened
You found Yea Forums, he didn't

Americans do really

Spoken like a true permavirgin incel.

Did you ever listen to your parents as a kid?

>Solid 7

did i lie?

pretty sure he photo chopped himself onto that picture or printed this picture out and cut out football chad.

If you're gonna dream, dream big
Maybe it's just because was just braindead due to jacking it to porn twice daily, but when I was about that age the only girls who seemed worth it were the genuinely attractive Stacys, all the average girls didn't seem worth the effort

She's thicc, not fat.

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To be honest they are looksmatched. They both have beta facial features. Only difference is a girl can get away with having beta features.

jesus carmen he has a girlfriend now, let it go

my dad's a good dude but never once tried to give me life advice. my mom's an anti-social hermit and gave paranoid advice.

other than that, sure. i was a gud boy.

She has a cute face, and she's fit, but otherwise not a 10/10. She also has a disgusting stomach scar.

>spending 15 hours playing videogames.
I ended up doing that by simply not chasing pussy in the first place. I'm not gay or anything, I just didn't want to get burned like you said.
So you don't necessarily need experience.

the double gun. the hat. the lean back pose. why isn't this a movie yet?

thicc is what fat people call themselves. She is not super fat but she is a bit chubby

she has a stupid looking beta face.

Definition of thicc obviously varies. There's a difference between being normatively thin, some body fat, and everything else that comes after that. She isn't thing, but she isn't chubby either, imo. She's somewhere in the middle of that, ie normie body, not too much one way or the other, and that's the beginnings of thicc in my book.

> disgusting stomach scar.

you mean a hawt stomach scar
it means she's tough
you can cut her open, fuck the hole, and she'll heal right back up

>t. garrett

>not courting the 2nd best girl instead
>not making stacy jealous
>not knocking stacy off the social ladder and making #2 the new stacy
missed opportunity desu

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nigga, your pic shows an obese "person"

look at pic related
look at her arms, shes a fattie.
its ok for him though
and apparently good for you too

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>ywn be Gunnar
why live

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your plan has a flaw:
he had a fucking fedora

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It's pretty gross, actually.

>She also has a disgusting stomach scar.
She's a fighter, had cancer when she was a baby and was supposed to be a goner.