400 dollar fish

Fresh fish is a luxury, and that's all it is, you can put it on a cracker or eat it raw but it's still the same.

I've heard that place sucks and the movie was just made for foreigners who don't know.

why does all his sushi look oddly wet

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you can easily make a better steak at home than one in a resturaunt for like 1/5th of the price

How much would it cost if we dropped another nuke on em?

I gotta say it: the premium steak price is $60. That’s the best a steak can get, and I do notice a difference in quality from a $5 steak. Anything over $60 tastes the same

Don’t even like California roll ??? Then, I can’t give ya any help at all (笑´・艸・)

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>this would trigger feminists
topkek

4000 dollar! you gaijin!

I literally still eat those 20 yen sushi grandpa's noodle shop deep in in akiahabara every time i go to japan. This 400usd sushi is for gullible americans.

>hurdur chang down street makes better sushi
How would autists know how his sushi tastes without trying it?

I thought it was all a stupid meme until I saw this webm

it's literally raw fish on cooked rice

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Nigri sushi is protein fodder. It tastes the same almost anywhere you go. If a bento has nigri it means they gypped you for a roll.

Once again there is sushi thread on Yea Forums and once again I feel that urge. That urge that has coarsed through my blood and the blood of my ancestors long passed. Above all other rolls, the King of rolls. The Godzilla Roll.
Perhaps you thought sushi could only have wonderful flavor and texture. That the beginning and the end of this journey through culture could only ever be context-less but you where wrong. The Godzilla roll shows the world what amazing food is. It is not only a filling meal, made with the best of ingredients and most dedicated of cooking styles. It is a story.

The story of the Godzilla roll is at first glance a simple one. A mere reference to the famous film franchise you think? Ah but how wrong you are, for the story this impressive and domineering sushi roll tells is one of power, of loss, and domination. For the story this roll tells to make sense we need context. I am sure you have all heard of the major events of WW2. How in an effort to end the conflict as soon as possible the American nation of the United states used its greatest weapon against the Japanese. In fact it had to use this weapon twice, and on civilian cities no less. The impact of this devastating attack ended the war much earlier then anticipated and left a cultural blow on the Japanese people deeper then any but them could understand. The following decades being shaped by that event and its implications.

With this in mind the story of Godzilla, the king of monsters is easy to understand. A film about the destructive power of nature and of the weapons we now wield as a species. All framed in front of the loss the Japanese suffered. So now, what of the sushi roll named after these events?

What we have here gentleman, is a sushi roll, the iconic Japanese dish (city), deep fried (destroyed) and sold to hungry Americans (innocent) in exchange for US dollars (irony). If this is not the height of poetic storytelling in cooking, im not sure what is.

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Yeah and it's probably fucking incredible. Absolute plebs up in here complaining about good nigiri. Although obviously Jiro's restaurant has probably been ruined for good by all of the attention from the doc.

yes thats the whole point of sashimi you dumb amerilard

eh idk, I've eaten sushi/asian food my whole life, and recently I went to a place with like a 90 dollar per person sushi course. I could completely taste the difference. 400 is pushing it, but sushi isn't about the one taste you have on your mouth at that moment, it's the whole course and how the tastes affect each other over the meal. Plus they pay a lot of attention to the small stuff. Rice out of your 25 dollar rice cooker will not taste at all the same as legit cooked sushi rice. Pair that with fish killed and airflown to the restaurant that day so it's extremely fresh, idk man the flavor is fucking legit.

It's so expensive because it's hard for the Japanese to find fish that isn't radiated.

RAW FISH ON RICE, THAT'LL BE 600 DORRA GAIJIN

If you want the full fish taste and experience why not just eat sashimi?

The fact is the defining quality of the dish is the quality/freshness of fish. Fresh premium quality raw is the ceiling, you can only go lower from there. So just eat sashimi.

I would like to eat sashimi in Japan simply because all "sushi grade" fish in the USA is by law frozen and thawed prior to sale. This law doesn't exist in Japan so you can get legit raw fish never frozen in your sashimi/sushi

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>these niggas don’t eat gold plated steak
lmao@ur life

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>still assblasted he can't counter a Contrapoints video
holy fuck ahahah

And? Its not like he would be ruining a steak.

Jiro Dreams of Comfort Women

god ribery is such a fag

>dipshits are literally paying top dollar for shitty meat because of a meme

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Is there a word for french chav/niggers like ribery. I read that where he’s from it’s just a bunch of retards like him

If you ever want a good laugh read the reviews of his store on travel websites like tripadvisor and there are lots of butthurt westerners who found out they wasted hundreds of dollars just to be treated like shit.

Sushi rice isn't just cooked differently, it has actual ingredients. Vinegar, primarily. When I or my dad have made sushi rice, it's so damn good that I eat it by itself.

That stuff honestly sucks. They don't pay much attention to the quality of the ingredients, and they load it down with meme ingredients like avocado and mayonnaise.

What a Fucking asshole! The women are paying the Fucking same price, they should get the same amount of Sushi!

You're very obviously poorfag.

This is peak Hipster right here.

Why not just catch fish yourself? Or is that illegal in the United States as well, like collecting your own rainwater?

There's a Japanese restaurant a couple of blocks from my house that I get on my way to the office. $9.50 lunch special for two rolls and miso soup.
The chin stroking pseuds ITT would believe it when they're told Japanese nigiri is forty times better than a roll at the average American sushi restaurant.

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>t. poorfag

>people i disagree with agree on an opinion i do not
I didn't know they made people as smart as you. And 10 bucks for 2 rolls and some hot water? Damn really showing these morons how to spend a dollar.

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no, it is true. most top restaurants are unironically not overpriced.

>t. seething poorfag

t. Ronny Restaurant

>you defending expensive things means you are poor
I can barely keep up, you are just too intelligent for me.

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>if I keep posting reaction images that means I win
As a person with money that knows people with money, no one that has money concerns themselves with the pretensions of fine dining.
Why do you think niggers love driving Jags? Why is every Indian 711 cashier wearing a Rolex?
You keep yourself poor.

>im super rich
Woah guess you're a badass and a genius to boot.

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I'm only replying to this post so that you will angrily fill out a captcha and post another epic reaction image.

>im only replying cuz you'll respond
I'm in awe someone as rich and talented as you would take the time.

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>literally has to get the last word in
Where you too busy feasting like a king on your hot water to have anything to say?

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>thinking he has more time than me
Woah, how did you do that? You really are smart.

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FDA does it to kill parasites :(
You could do that, but you would have to catch all the fish you want to make into sushi. It's only if you're serving food, obviously. In America you can kill, dress, and cook a deer by yourself, just don't die.

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>sticking to a trap like a fly
How did you do it twice?!

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>will probably do this for another hour
Three times?! You are a legend!

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Four times?! You are a legend!

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just fuck already

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Five times?! You are a legend!

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this dude looks like a fucking undead merchant. this ugly ass jap is selling moss and curse stones for boss soul prices. ugly motherfucker.

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Six times?! You are a legend!

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Wew, young Jodie was so sexy.

are americans this dumb?

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Seven times?! You are a legend!

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Eight times?! You are a legend!

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Best quest on Fallout 4

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Nine times?! You are a legend!

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Purely professional and down-to-earth.

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Really spread those lips.

One day tuna will be 400 dollars a piece for real. I'm surprised they still sell them in the marketplace in tin cans. I'm surprised tuna still exists.

Extremely based man

gotta agree with this guy, there's barely any fish or meat in those meme rolls, most of the taste is from whatever fish sauce they slather it in. also they pad the fuck out of them with avocado and carrots

Really massages my mind.

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gotta drown that shit in rice vinegar or it will just taste like ham on rice

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what's the gimmick here

It's just sashimi in onions sauce. It couldn't NOT be bland as fuck

Sushi is for faggots. Fuck the Japanese and fuck their God forsaken island of degeneracy.

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No gimmick, friend. Just a humble massage salesman selling massages.

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Was at my local Japanese restaurant and this uptight customer wouldn't order unless he found out every detail of the fish's history making me wait forever

White boys on suicide watch

Stop watching ASMR videos. Don't ask me how I know this girl makes ASMR videos.

is it possible to learn this power?

No, but they are watching.

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wew

Not much to learn, but dedicate yourself to massages for 35+ years and be yourself.

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>35 years
who the hell is this guy

Quick word of warning Yea Forums, OP has been spamming this bullshit ‘meme’ several times a week for over a year on /ck/. He now gets banned every time he posts it, which is why he’s doing it here now.
If you reply and don’t sage, he WILL start posting some variation here 2-3 times a day until mods start shitcanning him again.
This has been a public service announcement from your bros at /ck/.

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Ten times?! You are a legend!

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It's time to be a student.

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He's a Domino's worker with 35 years of massaging expertise.

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brb packing my bags to china to study under the sifu and attain enlightenment

Oh, and he samefags the fuck out of his own threads too. See
Etc etc.

This is propaganda against whites.

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Women really are retarded huh

Move to New York and he'll take you as a student.

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Nothing retarded about just wanting a good massage.

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From the rear, huh?

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you won nigga, congrats, i was following the battle with bated breath.

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Eleven times?! You are a legend!

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>2 hours
>its over
You must be as smart as that other guy, like really smart.

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Almost as big of a legend as the Dong master.

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>eating bland jap food
yikes

>his restaurants are failing
Wow I guess he should've learned to cook instead of doing meme things like cutting meat in fun ways or using gold foil

youtu.be/Ws0_EyGdv-w?t=249
>I'm ready to die now
WHAT THE FUCK THIS JAP FUCK KILLED ANTHONY

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Like pineapple, do you think raw fish changes the taste of his semen? How do you think it tastes?

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t. poorfags

actually go try spending money at a good sushi restaurant (not those fake pretentious ones owned by Chinese/Koreans)

what decies the taste is first of all their experitse in choosing the right fish, sure, anybody can do it, but do you think your normal sushi bar actually goes to fish markets and find their own fish? the difference is huge

t. salty poorfag

trust me these fucking sluts know what the fuck they're doing
they're a 100% aware it's not just a massage and you can unironically tell by their feet and the rest of their body language that they're fucking creaming themselves over the voyeuristic aspect of some foreign gook bum ravaging their private parts under a more innocent pretense

>voyeuristic
it's more exhibitionism than voyeurism but you get the point

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You can even multiply? Wowie.

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It's a fucking snack. It's if brits would've tried to sell their chips and fish for retarded ammounts of money and talk about tradition and honor. Fucking hack...

His mouth remind anyone of snapping turtle?

Can't wait to be a host to all these fish parasites.

>buy my $400 sushi before you judge, gaijin!

avocado is ok

Racaille is what we call them (or used to)

This guy looks like a ghoul from fallout

>be gaijin
>reserve a seat years in advance at this shithole
>pay top dollar
>he serves you cheap cuts of fish because "you're not a pure nihonjin so you can't truly appreciate sushi" then rushes you out of the door after you eat your last bite

why the fuck do people do this

it's a status thing people don't go for the food, think of bateman eating at dorisa

avocado is shit. SHIT.

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