Favorite Tourette’s Guy moment?

When he destroys the entire house because of the bird and the latter jumps at him in his face after he's run out of energy on the ground.

THE SECOND TIME HE SAYS

>THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL!

BECAUSE HES EVEN MORE ANNOYED THAT HE HAS TO REPEAT HIMSELF AFTER BEING TRANSFERRED AND PUT ON HOLD LISTENING TO THAT STING PIECE OF SHIT

I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THIS SONG AND NOT THAT STING PIECE OF SHIT

FASHION BUG

Either "It's easy for Dennis to give a shit because Dennis is so FULL of shit!" or the George Bush/Rick Moranis rant, specifically "This is the United States of America! I have freedom of speech! And if people don't like it, they can go fucking fuck their fucking selves!"
Dickhead!
(Now look what you made me do!)

WHO THE HELL IS RICK MORANIS?

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>I DONT HATE GAYS
>BUT IF SOME FAGGOT TRIES TO TOUCH MY DICK...

she's a bitch
I wouldn't fuck her with your dick

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tit dirt

>its not a Mickey mouse shirt
>its tit sweat

The one where he threw a brick at a cuckoo clock trying to get rid of a bird in the house.

A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME IV'E BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN!

PISTOL PACKING
ITCHY FINGER
TRIGGER HAPPY

>he played data on Star Trek
>oh yeah, ok. I wonder what’s he’s up to these days
>he’s probably getting FUCKED IN THE ASS

WELL FUCK YOU!!!

YOU'RE LUCKY IT WASN'T HARD
I MEAN THIS THING NOT MY DICK!!!!

Dad... Dr. Dingus is on the phone.
WHAT DOES THAT SON OF A BITCH WANT NOW?
H-he heard that.
*shakes head* *picks up phone* FUUUUCK!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=bn59Y5jefRk
>FUCK THE PHILIPPINES, they can fill up my ass!
Best side character ever.

>Dad, I heard he killed himself.
>I'd kill myself too if my last name was COOOOOOOOOOOMBS

TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES
FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIGFOOT

UPDATE
APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT, SO FUCK HIM

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BIGFOOT CAN FUCK MY ASS!

YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AND TAKE A TWO HOUR SHIT FOR ALL I CARE

>Dad can we get some Captain Crunch cereal?
FUCK YOU KID YOU'RE A DICK
>But dad!
YOU'RE A FAGGOT
>But dad yesterday you said we could!
I WASN'T TALKING TO ANYONE YESTERDAY I WAS IN THE CAR TAKING A SHIT

HES A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN

"DID YOU SHIT IN THE TOILET?! DID YOU SHIT IN THE FUCKIN' TOILET?!"
"that was a good shit"
"BULLSHIT!"

FUCK HORSES

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL

Someone calls me 'Mellow Yellow' I'll kick him right in the cock.

FUCK YOU, YOU’RE GROUNDED
>What for?!
BECAUSE YOU DON’T THINK THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACCA TAKING A SHIT, THAT’S WHY. NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM.

>BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS, CAN'T MISS HER!
>I'M GONNA TAKE A PISS, AND WHEN I COME BACK, I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT THE MIGHTY DUCK MOVIES

UPDATE
LAST NIGHT SOMEBODY BROKE IN AND STOLE OVER $500 WORTH OF SHIT FROM MY PLACE
THAT'S RIGHT
$500 WORTH OF BULL SHIT

Nigger, the grandpa had the best scenes.
>chasing the camera man because he laughed too hard.

>Bacon and eggs, dear!
>...What?
>OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, I SAID BACON AND EGGS

Who's the faggot with the tuba?

THAT'S OUR DAD

HI I TRIED YOUR COLGATE TOOTHPASTE

THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL

AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AW SHIT!

SHE'S A BITCH. I CALLED HER A BITCH RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER TITS

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When he's eavesdropping on that conversation about the old man getting lost in walmart and cracking up

WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER PISSED ON THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS

I watched that part in the computer lab in middle school, and it made me laugh so hard the librarian threatened to send me to the principal.

How the fuck would you even stage that shit? It's not like they trained some special bird to fly in his face every time he said "fuck". That HAD to have been spontaneous and unplanned.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON OVER THERE?
(Your son just fell down the stairs!)
WELL QUIT IT

>cuts to the mug that says "WORLD'S GREATEST DAD"

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>SHIRLENA?
That growl fucking slays me.

these

Also
>he said he wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire
>WELL YOU TELL HIM I WOULDN'T PISS ON HIM IF HE WERE ON JEOPARDY

>SHE'S GOT NICE ASS
>I'D LIKE TO TITFUCK HER ASS

>BOB SAGET

>PISSING OUT THE WINDOW
>AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW
>ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

>we're going to be out of the butt and into the fuck if we don't come up with that 36 dollars

greatest web series in existence

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The growing yell and the crash when the clock gets smashed and the bird takes off still makes me lose my shit. I recall watching it with my friend and we were in stitches the rest of the day. Good times.

>WHAT IS THIS?! SHITLOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY? HUH?!
>HE'S GOT SOME OATS, SOME SALTINES AND -pulls box of Count Chocula out- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT?

No, it didn't jump the shark until the last 2, and even those had some good scenes. The one where he gets mad at wheel of fortune is based. I do that one in the shower all the time.
THEN ILL TIE PAT SAJAK TO A TELEPHONE POLR, AND LET A UPS GUY BUTTFUCK HIM!

youtube.com/watch?v=vj4yFq7YoXQ

WHAT IS THIS, SHITLOAD OF FAT BITCH DAY?!

In high school once the biology teacher actually asked us where the paper towels were and since it was advanced bio it was me and my friend and four chicks and my friend and I just looked at each other and busted out laughing. I failed that class.

>I got this from Amazon!
IS THAT THAT BIG BLACK WOMAN YOU WORK WITH?

BIG BLACK WOMAN WITH BIG TITS YOU CANT MISS HER

>I'd shove a can of Pringles up that preacher's ass, and be happy to tell him about it.
>*gets lectured about not swearing when women are present*
>There's ladies EVERYWHERE, you dumbass.

>OH, SHIT!
>OH, YOU DUMBASS! HOLY-
>You got a flat tire! AAAAHHH, SHIT.
>Well, right now, we're at the ASS END of the First Baptist Church!

>*finally manages to uynscrew a scre*
>OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH
>THE MACHO MAN'S GONNA EAT YER ASS
>OOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEAAAAH

>I'm watching the first season of ALF on DVD.
>ALF. ALF!
>You're 93 years old and you don't know what ALF is? Piece of crap!

>Hacksaw Jim Duggan! Now HE'D be the first to tell you his shit stinks!

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First time I ever shiwed my friend the Tourette guy was in history class and that was the first scene he saw, his face got so red immediately that we had to close to video. The guy who shiwed me tourettes guy was a semi autistic guy with a hissing laugh and breath that smelled like cinnamon who always made me watch gmod idiot box and Tourette guy with him study hall, I hated both at the time but when I rediscovered them a year later I thought they were hilarious. He got expelled from school for calling another student a dick during class and then refusing to go to the principals office and crying ad screamed IM NOT AN ANIMAL. I'm still friends with him on steam, I consider him pretty based honestly.

Cant believe he got doxxed off the bowling alley and the church among other things.

I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT

Your friend sounds based as fuck but bluepilled

Huh, wasn't me

Dad, there's some white stuff on the floor!

We're gonna be out of the butt..... and into the fuck.... if we don't come up with that 36 dollars

THAT'S MY ASS

>t. Nutshack resident

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Honestly the first grandpa video (Like Father, Like son) is probably one of my favourites.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST FUCK OFF

NO

NOO

NOOO

BUTT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

You need some Lewis kino
youtu.be/cCGWYhqrgRM

Was this all staged bros? I want to believe it's real. Didn't he die in a car accident or something in real life?

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IF SHE WERE A CAR, SHE'D BE A FOUR-DOOR FORD WHORE! bitch.
i think it's staged, check the IMBD page for the Tourettes Guy. also, he's still alive, dimwit, are you unaware of the new(er) videos?

damn I've honestly not watched his videos since like 2006. Truly thought he was dead lmao

PPPB alert

I like when he says that they had a 8 hour scooby doo marathon and he watched the whole thing and when it was over he said fuck.

I don't know why but I always remember that and laugh.

"Dad there's a bird in the house"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN A BIRD"

>when he screams at the giant m&m
probably one of the best laughs ive had
>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINES BALLS

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN "A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT"?

Every time my dad buys Peter Pan peanut butter, I always say this in Tourette Guy's voice, and he's always so confused.

>long legged, pissed off Puerto Rican

>Pissing out the window and Shitting out the window are TWO, DIFFERENT, THINGS! *SHOVE*

>I'd probably kill myself too if my last name was COOOOOOMMMMBBBSSS

>I'm watching the first season of ALF on DVD
>... "ALF"
>"ALF"!
>You're 93 years old and you don't know who ALF is?!
>*SLAM* Piece of crap!

>Danny? What would you like for breakfast?
>Bacon and eggs, dear. :)
>what?
>OH FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

>*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
>WAITAMINUTE YOU DICK!
>I don't have a dick, you prick!
>Shirlena?! Ah! SHIT!

>Fuck You and every mall Santa that looks like you!

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Holy SHIT!

It is staged. But masterfully so. When they stopped uploading that first time they had a paragraph on their website talking about how "Danny died of a heart attack". That's why everyone thought he was dead.