What's the worst cinema experience you've ever had?

>has a fiancé
>said fiancé lets you indulge in your fetish
>posts that BR picture
???
what do you have to be frustrated about

>file name.
perfect, also would've missed most of the movie.

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Some guy getting a blowjob from a black dude but to be fair it was my fault that didn't check the movie before enter.

It turns out it was a porn kinoplex.

were*

Star Wars episode 8, not going to the ninth

Off the top of my head probably when I went to see The Revenant. Three drunk women wouldn't stop snickering and shit for the first 30 minutes. Not too bad, but fucking hell.

My foot fetish also started at 10yo my cousin was 12 and would force me to play games where she was always barefoot and she would rub her feet on me i think she unironically gave me a foot fetish, or maybe i already had it, i think foot fetish seems to be hereditary from the father side

I wouldn't say worst but I would say most fucked.
Went to see The Village on opening day back when I was a kid. Hype was at max because Shyamalan cranked out three suspense masterpieces and the sneak peaks and trailers were great.
We sit through the previews no problem and the movie starts. There's no sound for the first third of the movie. People are talking and heckling, my folks and I included. When it gets to the scene with the dead dog one guy says "so THAT'S what happened to the Taco Bell dog and everybody starts laughing. Shortly after that the sound came on and the fun was over and the movie was garbage from that point on.
Best part was everybody got vouchers for a free movie so it worked out perfectly.

>what do you have to be frustrated about
user... he's a footfag.

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Bodily fetishism develops from habitual exposure. Beta male cucks stare at the ground all day, and end up fixating on women's feet. It's the same reason manlets love tits.

>go to the theater alone
>its a late night showing and I hopes no one showed uo
>right before the movie starts a couple of admittedly attractive teenage girls enter and sit behind me
>it's just the 3 of us in the theater
>they know I'm alone and I can hear them making fun of me and laughing at me
>one girl goes "watch this"
>she stands up and squats right in front of the opening between the seats next to my head and lets out a fart
>it smells putrid
>she and her friend start laughing hysterically
>all of a sudden her friend gets up and says "wait look"
>she let's out an ever louder and fouler smelling fart
>throughout the movie they periodically get up, fart in my face, and laugh

It was the worst experience of my life. I tried to change seats and they just followed me.

You don't "get" a foot fetish user, you just remember that experience because you were young and it made you feel very differently at the time, it's hardwired in your brain, not like liking dick girls for example, you don't start with that young.

That sounds pretty retarded i get how a 4chaner would like that theory because how edgy it sounds but is just retarded

One time I brought in some green beans in a can to eat because I get hungry and I'm poor and when I sat down in the theater I pulled out my can opener and started opening my can and these black people started staring at me and then one said "yo nigga you eating green beans" and started laughing so I decided to be alpha for the day and set my can in the cup holder and looked him in the eyes and bent my head down and said very sternly and slowly "Don't. Mock. My. Food." but they weren't intimidated and yelled out "DIS NIGGAH EATIN BEANS" and I got nervous because people were starting to turn around and I just ran out without my beans and never came back in case someone recognized me

totally happened

I'm 2 meters and I love ass

Have sex

Then either you're a manlet or the women in your country must be gigantic.

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I think there's some truth to that. When I was 10-11 a girl shoved her tongue in my right ear when playing truth or dare. I was not aware she was doing a dare and I was actually at that time sort of in a relationship with her (the kind where we never even spoke to eachother after she said yes when my friend asked for me). So when she did it I was in complete shock because that was the first time I had that sort of physical contact with a girl, it happened before my first kiss.

Guess what? Now if a girl tongues/nibbles my ear or anywhere even close to that area I'm in complete and utter ecstacy. It's like having a continual orgasm, where I'm almost paralyzed and forget to breathe. I can't express how fucking pleasureable it is to me. It is that way with both ears but it's especially sensitive with the right one where she first did it to me. Thank you Amanda for giving me this pleasure button. If only I had a girl who would do it to me now.

>Godzilla 2014 with a few friends
>trailers looked good and Cranston was really selling it
>movie starts off promising
>kill off Cranston within a half hour
>sure ok I figured he was just trailer bait
>finally a Godzilla fight after a full hour of 2 dimensional characters I wasn't there to watch
>cuts to more "character" garbage before the first punch is thrown
>getting less amused by the minute
>finally make it to a second fight
>it bamboozles me with a second fucking scene transition, again right when the fight starts
>my fucking face the entire rest of the movie
By the time it stopped cockblocking me my erection was gone and I wanted to go home. Friends unanimously thought the same way. Thank Christ for Shin Godzilla.

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>>I always tickle my fiance's feet when we fuck in doggy

based and mepilled but also when we fuck missionary and she has her legs spread out

Imagine being this much of a faggot that you take this picture rather than turning around and saying, "Excuse me, would you mind not resting your bare feet on my seat? And if you insist on doing it would you at least have the common decency to put them somewhere I can smell them?"

Don't worry user based Dougherty is going to deliver kino

>i think foot fetish seems to be hereditary from the father side
I think your fucking on to something, my dad had a flash drive hidden in his room a few years ago and I plugged it into my laptop and saw a few porn videos and one of them was "femdom ass worship" I didn't watch any of the videos and didn't know what that meant back then but now I'm into that same type of porn, which is interesting

>That I was in a different movie theater when this was happening

Two fucking gooks talking LOUDLY IN THE THEATER. I think one was literally translating the movie to the other.

I forgot to say one more thing. ASMR ear-licking with a headset on can get close enough to the real experience that it's extremely arousing to me. I get raging hard-ons and can cum quicker than with porn.

I believe it. The footage in general is beautiful.

I would've just tickled her feet desu

Black homeless guy with missing teeth and six garbage bags came in the middle of the movie, sat down 3 rows in front of me and arranged his trash bags loudly for six minutes, jerked off, took another six minutes collecting his trash bags back up, then left.

AMC Hoffman Center 22 in Alexandria Virginia, movie was pic related.

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If by "tickle", you mean shove so far down your throat you choke to death, I agree

Sounds like a better show than the movie was.

Any time the blacks get into the theatre is a loud and intolerable theater going experience.

Force Awakens launch night. Teenagers wouldn't stop screaming the whole time

kicked out of theater and charged with sexual harassment.

Also fags generally going to a cinema and expecting to see a movie in peace and quietness is like going to a club and expecting people not to bump into you, want a good movie viewing experiences get into av, buy a bigass tv and a decent sound system.

>femdom ass worship
Kek, patrician taste desu

Keep the racism to a minimum please. African Americans deserve our respect for what we put them through. Whenever I see a black person in the theater, I give my seat and my wife to them. I love seeing people of color pleasing my wife as i'm unable to. I sometimes tell them as they're having intercourse with my wife reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep

>African Americans deserve our respect for what we put them through
>we

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fuck niggers

Depends on the movie, nigga cinema banter can improve the movie experience sometimes

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opening week of pirates of the Caribbean 5 (my dads favorite franchise besides marvel)

booked tickets online and when we get there the theatre is full of mothers with babies and they never turned the lights out.

it was a special session just for mothers and the website didnt say. my dad was pissed. got a refund and went to another cinema.

Why would you pay to watch that garbage

Last Jedi.

Fuck niggers. All it takes is one nigger to ruin the experience for dozens of people. "OH SHIT NIGGAH" at the top of their lungs isn't "improving the movie experience".

Old biddy shooshed me angrily for talking quietly to my friend, not during the movie, not even during the previews, during the car commercials and shit they now play now.

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some time back went to some random movie with bros, for whatever reason we got a starbux before, during the movie i had cold sweats and dizzyness and felt like i was going to barf , didnt blow but wow never bought starbux ever again.

>only went to teather with mother or brother, but mostly of the times I go alone
>go to teather with friend
>he can't stop making stupid jokes all the time like his favorite youtube "personalities"
Shit like this is why I don't like watching stuff with people I'm not intimate enough to tell then to shut the fuck up.

Is that the Archfiend?

Two little skater cunts commentating the entirety of Mid90s, including an “oh shiiiiit” during the literally silent climax

Nigger kept turning his phone flashlight on during the movie and all his friends would laugh like retards. Someone yelled at him to stop and called him a dumbfuck, and the dude started chimping out. Me and some others left the theatre and told the manager, he looked like he had to deal with this a lot, I got a refund for my ticket

You sound like a bitch ass white boy, peckerwood

You sound smelly.

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>>femdom ass worship
>Kek, patrician taste desu
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> Anonymous 04/20/19(Sat)00:47:41 No.11318515
nigger

what?

No, it doesn't. It gets old after 10 minutes. Even some black people don't like going to movie theaters in black neighborhoods.

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>go to kinoplex
>watch kino
>go home
No bad experiences for me.

Chicago.

depends on the film, i literally laugh every time i hear a nigger say that

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Fuck you nigger it's easters.

That time I went to watch Dark Knight rises in Aurora

>sitting alone at noon showing of kingsman 2
>autistic teenager walks in accompanied by african american handler
>autistic teen sits directly in front of me
>begins to quote scooby doo episodes verbatim
>adds in flourishes of his own devising like "scoob they're zombies out there you go first" or "thats why i brought a gun"
>does this the entire movie
>handler just sits on his phone browsing youtube, listening with one headphone in so i'm able to hear his nigger beats emanating from the other headphone

>Pic related
>Fuckin commentary from the audience
>"Lol this horror movie is not scary"
>"Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!!!"
>Fucking blinding phone lights from mongoloids needing to have a conversation every few seconds

Are there any civilised people left in this Godforsaken planet?

I've never had a bad movie experience

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Similar sort of situation but instead of Kingsman it was Infinity War. I had a free ticket so I went and autism adult sat in front of me while its family sat behind me for some reason. The adult would just scream and talk, every time it did I would turn around and just stare at the family until eventually the mom or whatever went down and shut it up and had to sit with him shushing him.

It really didnt stop but fuck, do not bring your brain dead mongs to public areas.

/thread

This isn’t a foot thread incel

Is there any movie watching experience that would not be enhanced by a pair of sexy feet in your face?

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> sitting through BR2049 with my DAD
> had to leave numerous times for cigarette breaks and to skull wine out of a thermos because it was so bad
> didnt understand why i didnt like it so much
> talked about my negative experience for weeks

true story

I can request for a refund if somebody does this in the cinema right?

I went to the opening screening of the dark knight, and the audience were incredibly noisy and disruptive, like non stop screaming and people even got out of their seats and ran around.

I didn't even get to see the end of the film it got so bad, turned out to be one of the worst nights of my life.

But then I got to meet Heath Ledger after the screening so it wasn't so bad after all.

I don't know. I had few times black group come in theater and after trailers they just stopped talking. But then again i live in finland.

pukki

Nah, i went to watch TLJ in black neighborhood cinema and had blast.

:(

Nice

Had an autistic kid at a A shoeing of Infinity War. He was constantly breathing hard and whispering loudly. He threw a fucking fit when Thanos killed the android guy and yelled "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE YOURE A MONSTER" and kept breathing really heavily. An old woman turned around and stared at him for a whole minute.

Another was when a rotund black neckbear sat next to me and kept spoiling starwars. He kept commenting on every little thing to me like i was his new buddy.

Autists need to stay at home.

>What's the worst cinema experience you've ever had?

cant think of the worst but my cinema experience has gradually degraded over the years as its become more and more common for half the people in the cinema to take out their giant flashlight iphones 20 times during a movie breaking any immersion you may have had. not to mention people loudly receiving messages and calls during the film. people are paying money to sit in a cinema and check their phones and ignore the movie.

>hear sex sounds and slurping sounds behind me
>too scared and beta to look behind me
>hear muffled groans
>feel warm liquid hear the back of my head
>hear giggling and heavy breathing

Bull shit ledger died months before it was released

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Matrix Reloaded opening night
>packed later showing (10 pm-ish)
>maybe a tenth of the audience has under ten years old
>babies crying everywhere
>a whole litter of black kids in front of me bouncing around everywhere.
>people talking loudly.
>movie meh

runner up: Man of Steel
>matinee
>elderly and low IQ audience
>constantly hear individuals having trouble following the movie
>audience reactions
Man of Steel was probably the first time in a movie where I felt like I was watching something with with a built in audience track. Laughing, cheering, clapping at the most mundane shit, while missing moments even set up for that shit.

I don't know, the guy could be based as fuck and snapping a quick foot pic for himself and others before he turns around.

going to a theater and having to see Ghost in the Shell

>going away on a trip in 2 days and can't get friends together to see TFA in that time period
>don't want to miss out soon so I just decide to go see it by myself.
>a really fucking fat dude sits next to me
>like well over 300 lbs
>have massive fat fetish
>his sideflab under his arm is kind of spilling over the seat onto me
>whenever he moves it to take a drink it jiggles and I can feel it on my arm
>keep popping giant boners

Can't remember anything that happened in that movie.

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Mine happened over 20 years ago (inb4 boomer), still the worst

>Go to see some slasher flick
>I think it was around Halloween or something, lots of people are dressed in costumes
>movie starts
>obnoxious black woman a few rows in front of me starts yelling and causing a commotion
>people telling her to be quiet
>she gets even louder and starts running around the theatre
>goddammit.jpg
>movie experience is ruined at this point
>black woman literally stands in front of the screen, screaming now and collapses
>turns out she got stabbed lol
>movie turned off, people freak out, cops eventually come, interview anyone left
>Kick myself for not leaving, have to give statement for 20 minutes

At least the annoying black chick died, lol

Seeing ‘I am Legend’ starring Will Smith.
Distant second was ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ at Aurora Theatre on July 20, 2012.

Why

>Be me
>Watching Venom with the bros
>Bring laser pointer with me
>When people pull out phones, it fucks up the subtitle glasses, looks like a ball of pure light
>Point the laser pointer right at their phones and harass them
>Inevitably spend the whole movie fucking with like 3 people, 1 of them even leaves
>1 of them stands up and looks for me
>you'll never catch Subtitles man
>Ready, aim,
>BOOM RIGHT IN THE EYE
>They sit back down
>Leave satisfied and fulfilled

and everyone clapped

>be in australia
>everyone is civilised and respects each others space and privacy for the most part
>see movie in relative peace

the only place better to see a movie than australia is NZ.

Actually i have ONE bad story.

watching war of the worlds when it comes out and audience keeps laughing at all the dumbest shit - like when they are pissing by the river and bodies float down it. like people start laughing. was a strange mood. but thats it desu.

Sounds comfy

cunt

fuck

>chatting up some qt pie brown girl
>keeps telling me she's had a hard days work and wants a foot rub
>keeps posting pics of her feet to me

Lads, I'm not a foot guy by any means but it's starting to tip the scales

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Reeee why do I fall for it

I once went to the kinoplex to watch Suicide Squad and there was a Chad and Stacy sitting behind me kissing and giggling the whole time. Anyways, about halfway through the movie she takes her feet and places them on the top of the chair I was sitting in, I turn around and she's making out with Chad and he's fingering her, and her feet were inches away from my face, I was rock hard and they smelled like lotion and it triggered my foot, humiliation and cuckold fetishes all at once, anyways her feet stay up near my face for a good twenty minutes before she rubs them.together for a bit and puts them down. I was rock-hard the whole time. She then spent the rest of the movie dangling her flip flops and absentmindedly kicking my chair

Unironically one of the top experiences in my life

Offer to rub her feet you permavirgin

Caught jerking off in theater. Almost got put on sex offenders list but had a good lawyer so got off (lol) with 30 days community service and 2 years probation.

saw one of the Planet of the Apes films and it was just endless slow-mo sad shots and monkey holocaust

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Did that shitlord seek permission before posting her feet online?

>went to see inception in high school with a girl
>we drank a bit before so i have to piss
>at the urinal next to a down syndrome guy
>he reaches over and slaps my penis and i piss all over my pants
>then he says "oh sorry"
>i think about hitting him but i don't
>outside i go over to shout at his carer but she looks so tired and sad and the girl is waiting for me and she looks at my pants but neither of us mention it because she was pretty drunk and probably just through i pissed myself and was being nice about it
>sit down to watch nolan kino and she keeps sniffing because i smell like piss
>the down syndrome guy is in the same theatre and he keeps shouting out random stuff and making people laugh
>the girl im with laughs as well
>afterward the film ends we see him outside and my girl goes and tells him and his carer that he was really funny and inception was boring but he made it fun
>when she turns around to come back to me, the downie mimes licking vag with his fingers
>i try to hook up with her but she just says i should go home and change and that maybe she should 'go home with the retard because he doesn't piss himself'

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Nigger

>go to see scary movie with girl
>she's getting scared
>nows my chance
>pull up arm rest between us and try to put my arm around her
>she scoots away and says no thanks and puts the arm rest down
Fucking tanked my confidence for a while. I wasn't an incel about it and played it cool but after I dropped her off at her house I shed a tear in the car.

Kek what a massive failure. How do you misread a situation so bad?

I mean, this really is the ultimate bait.

imagine the smell

I can't even fathom a human-being being this much of a dumb fucking shithead

black panther showing had a chimpette going MHM DAS RITE OOH every time something happened, threw popcorn at her and she threatened to get her huge nigger son next to her to beat me up because i'm in the wrong for telling them to shut the fuck up during movies when i got confronted after
stupid niggers always threaten violence because they cannot comprehend things like etiquette in their monkey brains im just glad i didnt get fucked up because i easily could have

>shazam character mentioning hadoken reference
>every teenagers burst to laugh like really fucking loud
i hate regular cinemas

Autism. Like legitimate aspergers.

damn i thought he was pointing a gun to himself from the thumbnail

Why did you even go to watch black panther in first place?

This is such bullshit

Go for it man! She could be the one, I want you to be happy also.

>go see baby driver with friend
>big sikh dude puts his shoes up on the seat next to me and I can see his stupid shoes in my peripheral vision
>look back with a wtf expression
>he says "Was good my nigga?"
>I say "you need to put your feet down"
>he says they're not in my way
>I say I can see them
>his friends tell him not to be a cunt and he puts his feet down

People here just need to be more assertive to be honest with you family

explain to me again why it's not legal to euthanize these people?

>hahaha fuck black people amirite?
females are the worst to watch films with, spend more time on their phones rather than watching

My second viewing of Into The Spider-Verse. It was a late showing, 10:30 or 10:45 at an AMC in a mall. Random teens kept entering and exiting the screening throughout the movie while talking and giggling. I wasn’t as upset because I had already seen the movie, but will someone explain why this is fun? What the fuck is so entertaining about sneaking in, out, in, and back out of movie? It happened every 15 minutes or so and DID NOT STOP even when there were only 30 minutes left in the film.

>watching capeshit
>cartoon capeshit no less
>upset about children being children in childrens movie
Grow up and watch adult movies.

Honestly, at this point I just hate everyone

The fact that he’s about to put half of his assets on the line for a chick who probably makes less than him, and probably does nothing else other than providing him sex; and has a high chance of cheating on him too

He’s entering a huge paying prostitution gamble for his foot fetish when he could have simply hired hookers

Literally this

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I see the Zizek v JP debate is having its effect on the board. Go back to whatever shithole you crawled out of. Not everything is politics or ideology, learn to live your fucking life without it.

Watched Blade Runner 2049 on 2 tabs of acid at the cinema, was good except my friend was nosebreathing like a motherfucker right next to me and it was pullin me out of the movie and into the real world every 2 seconds. Almost got stuck in a loop

Watching Friday the 13th part 50 or whatever, I can't remember exactly which one now.

Fucking monkey in the audience keeps yelling out "GIT DAT BOOTY, JASON! GIT DAT BOOTY, JASON!" during every kill scene. I can't wait for the race war.

>rational observation
>politics

Wait, where do you live? My mom is a sped teacher and I would regularly babysit one of her clients sons for mad dosh. All I had to do was sit there and feed him while he watched the same 20 scooby doo episodes/movies over and over for hours and he could only communicate through scooby doo dialogue. He could understand what you were saying but couldn’t talk himself without quoting scooby doo, is that a common severe autism thing?

feet!

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I’m not going to lie that sounds pretty entertaining.

thumbnail still looks like he has a gun to his head

what the fuck

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That time I got picked as the designated shooter. Still have nightmares about it

Is that the Archfiend?

I went to see Pirates of the Caribbean at some IMAX as a teen and I got the feeling the guys working the food stand were laughing at me after I walked out to use the bathroom and they randomly bursted into laughter.

hnnnng

>at work today
>literally the first day of summer here so all the girls are wearing sandals/flip-flops
>basically been walking around with a boner all fucking day

Help me bros

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you can live with literally half your brain
better to lose the left than right side, tho

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gahhhh!!!

Two alcoholics coming in late to a screening of rush hour 3. I was with 3 friends and on the opposite side to them (my 3rd buddy seat had to sit next to them) and I could smell them from 3 seats away.
Anyway, we all laugh at the funny scenes and my mate sitting next to them keeps getting asked “what’s so fucking funny then eh?”
Eventually we tell them to stfu after repeated low level arguments and one vomits all over the floor. Honestly thought we were going to end up having to fight these dumb fucks.

Let me guess, by that logic
>midgets love ass
and
>tall guys are fags because women are naturally shorter
Is that how you rationalized your faggotry, user?

That's literally the opening to Scream 2

replying

Fucking Chad retards, man.

This xennial knows

Bad cinema experiences don't exist outside of America

Jelly user, I bet your girlfriend doesn’t even let you choke her

>nu wars 7
>good seats
>fat onions beard cuck nearby
>chewing popcorn loudly open mouthed
>this dude is so fat i can hear him breathing
>sounds like he just ran a mile
>start hearing some plastic wrapping noises
>notice he's opening a plastic bag
>watch him pour some seasoning on his popcorn
>immediately starts chewing popcorn loudly again
>movie is ogre
>assume he's on his phone posting about it on reddit
>or he's waiting for everyone to leave because he went alone

>at BR2049
>enjoying this kino
>girl next to me and her boyfriend munching on some popped corn, but keeping it lowkey and respectful
>I've already offered them a gracious tip of my cap for their courteousness, they've reciprocated with a bow and curtsy, as appropriate
>half way through the film
>hear girl whisper to her boyfriend "Time to toot!"
>she stands up and unbuckles her denim short shorts
>quickly yet smoothly pulls her pants and panties down, lets them hit the floor
>bends at the waist, facing the screen, bare bottom illuminated by the projector
>emits a high pitched "toot" from her butthole, hear chuckles from my fellow kinoplex denizens
>people throughout the theater stand and do likewise
>entire room is filled with a symphony of toots, some high pitched and squeaky, some low and rumbling
>eventually becomes a "call and response" sort of game
>girl notices that I'm not tooting (trying to enjoy the kino, after all)
>angles her cacophonous keister towards my face
>emits a powerful blast of wind, accompanied by a short "toot"
>mfw

Us was vastly improved by all the black people in the theater who saw through Peele's shit.

Go fuck yourself buddy.

>Living in Burgerland
>Go to the cinema
>Everyone sits down waiting for their movie, each with their Double hamburgers, extra large Freedom Fries, foot long hotdogs and extra large coke
>Production company logo comes up
>A few people go "woo" and "yeah"
>film studio logo
>More people cheer
>Film starts
>Half the people in the theatre stand up, cheering and applauding
>food starts flying everywhere
>Film title appears on screen
>Everyone else but me in the theatre is now on their feet
>food and drink being thrown in every direction
>People screaming
>People at the back chanting "U-S-A! U-S-A!"
>The film isn't even American
>Hear a bang
>Several people have pulled out assault rifles and shotguns and are now firing them into the ceiling
>Excrement being hurled through the air
>Several people are collapsed on the floor after having heart attacks from the mix of fat in their arteries and the excitement of the movie

>Wojak!

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>African Americans deserve our respect
You should've stuck to that, the rest was unnecessary.

I saw IT opening weekend and I had to sit in one of the front rows because I got there late. The stupid chick next to me and my gf kept gasping obnoxiously loud, at the stupidest parts. And any scary parts she would be overly, “omg don’t go in there!”.

It was definitely my fault, but I’m never going to a movie on opening weekend.

>going to a movie with my wife, her bf and his son
>they let me see Ready Player One because I worked 100 hours of overtime this month
>drive there in my 4 cylinder crossover, gas efficient and safe for my family
>buy everyone treats, comes to $200, only have enough money left for a onions latte for myself
>sit in the theater, booked the best seats in the house
>a group of black men in traditional African garb come in, banging on drums
>"oops wrong showing my niggas, we're going to see black Panther for the fifth time"
>tip them my last $20 from my allowance for their show regardless
>wife adds a sticker to my "good husband" chart, 10 more and I get a handjob
>trailers come on
>STAR WARS SOLO
>squeal I'm so excited and pretend I'm holding a lightsaber
>my wife's son joins in and tells me Finn is a more powerful jedi than Luke, I agree with him
>getting kind of boring, pull out my nintendo switch and play a little Mario through the other trailers
>finally the movie starts, close my reddit tabs on my iphone x, browsing r/politics (so close to drumpf being impeached by Mueller)
>shaking in my seat, have been waiting for Ready Player One for months now
>a black guy walks into the theater late
>I offer my seat to him but realize there are no other seats available
>walk way up to the front and sit on the ground in front of the first row
>as I sit, popcorn crunches beneath me, my pants become stuck to the floor, doused in soda
>it's okay though, imagine being a slave, he's had a much harder time than me
>crane my neck back and begin watching the movie
>mfw I get all of the references

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kike

Sounds pretty based user, good for you.

>and my gf
gtfo

>and my gf
Post her feet. Now.

wow i'm jelous

piece of shit

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:(

go back to your containment board, incel tranny

You should have got up and left

Look at this faggot, that kind of " male " cant even raise his voice.

I take " things that never happened for 500, Alex "

> guy next to me tried challenging me for my armrest

that's about the worst

a middle-aged woman projectile vomited on my back during the shitty silent hill sequel

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Oh god I'm sorry user. I think you win in this thread.

I stopped going into Cinemas because there was always some fucking Morons ruining it all. Either by being smartasses who comment everything or the retards who cant stop looking at their phones, no matter how bright that shit is.
Now i just go to a Premium Kino where the prices are so high that the majority of fucktards stays out.

I sat down in my seat only to realize that I put my arm in shit. Got up and turned the flashlight on my phone to examine the situation to find that someone had either smeared shit all over the arm rest or shoved it up their ass.

What do you mean? That sounds like the best experience ever.

>I can't wait for the race war.
You wouldn't last a day, you scrawny liitle white fuck

OK retard monkey

113185151
this many (((you)))s
well played

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kek

Beyond people giving commentary, nothing to bad. There was one time though were some guy brought in his comfort dog into the theater with him, and people were freaking out over it trying to tell him his dog wasn't allowed to be their even though he got an okay from the theater. That all happened before the movie started though.

I wonder if OP is happy with his foot thread

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Get Banned

Fuck you

I have immunity and so does anyone who reads this post

fag

Was watching a Harry Potter movie and some fat bitch in front of me wouldn't stop farting the whole movie. Now every time I see Luna Lovegood or watherer her name is I'm reminded of peanut farts

>Whenever I see a black person in the theater, I give my seat and my wife to them.
based whiteboy, thank you.