WHAT THEN TO DO ABOUT JESUS OF NAZARETH?

WHAT THEN TO DO ABOUT JESUS OF NAZARETH?

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MIRACLE WONDER MAN, HERO OF FOOLS
For real though, Judas is the real MVP of this right?

>Jesus can't control it like he did before
>and furthermore I know that Jesus thinks so too
>Jesus wouldn't mind that I was here with you

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Simon Zealotes fucking slaps

That hat is ridiculous

>blocks you're path

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Judas did nothing wrong

>"His blood be on our heads and on the heads of our children!"

What did Mel mean by this?

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fuck I want one

do people really look like this

I used to think the movie soundtrack was better than the original soundtrack but these days I'm not so sure.

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Excuse for all the bad stuff the Jews had to happen on them by having them take on the blame of killing the son of god so its okay to exterminate them b/c they said so

nah, go for Ian Gillan and Murray Head

is that Niggo Mortenson?

Indeed, but Carl Anderson's still fucking awesome.

Fuck Tim Minchin.

That's one of the few things he took directly from the Bible

The best versions have black guys as villains
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Eh, better than that Fox one I guess

Crucify him! Crucify him! Crucify him! Crucify him!

Wearing a giant frill on your head...

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ONE

TWO

THREE

the original album is mostly better but there's a couple notably better performances in the movie

I DONT NEED YOUR BLOOD MONEY

Why did everyone dress like they were going to the park to suck dick in this movie?

The movie is about a bunch of hippies who go out to the desert and do a dramaturgical magick working which ends in a human sacrifice, the sort of shit Jack Parsons and L Ron Hubbard used to get up to

This
>friend invites me to go to his church
>go with him
>full of fucking boomers
>pastor spends an hour talking about how the Romans killed Christ
>look at each other like this

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where to cop that hat?

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This guys voice.

70's, man

Hmm?

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What denomination was the Church?

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Pirates of Penzance>>>>>HMS Pinafore
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Sounds Methodist.

Mikado>>>>>>>>>>

>tfw you've never seen Mikado but the dusty old Mikado props in the back of the storage room were always good for making a racist joke

HE IS DAAAAAAAAAANGEROUS

BUT YOU MIGHT AS WELL TAKE IT; WE THINK THAT YOU SHOULD

Disgusting.

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>One specific scene in the film perceived as an example of anti-Semitism was in the dialogue of Caiaphas, when he states "His blood [is] on us and on our children!", a quote historically interpreted by some as a curse taken upon by the Jewish people. Certain Jewish groups asked this be removed from the film. However, only the subtitles were removed; the original dialogue remains in the Hebrew soundtrack.[96] When asked about this scene, Gibson said: "I wanted it in. My brother said I was wimping out if I didn't include it. But, man, if I included that in there, they'd be coming after me at my house. They'd come to kill me."[97] In another interview when asked about the scene, he said, "It's one little passage, and I believe it, but I don't and never have believed it refers to Jews, and implicates them in any sort of curse. It's directed at all of us, all men who were there, and all that came after. His blood is on us, and that's what Jesus wanted. But I finally had to admit that one of the reasons I felt strongly about keeping it, aside from the fact it's true, is that I didn't want to let someone else dictate what could or couldn't be said."[98]

based Mel

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if it ain't catholic or orthodox, it ain't right

I don't like that he caved and removed the subtitles.

same, i mean they were already out to destroy his life after the film go out, so why not go all the way?

That's the 2000 version.

Did someone say hat thread? I LOVE HATS

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>papist heresy
>alright

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The trick is that it wasn't "The Jews" that killed Jesus. It was the leaders of "The Jews". Just like plenty of pagan and gentile Roman leaders wanted him dead too. Most of Christ's followers were Jews living in a Roman occupied Israeli state. The Jewish leaders were already in a tight spot from the occupation. Look at the battles fought even after Christ died between Jewish leaders and Roman occupiers. The politics of the time is fascinating. I highly suggest studying Old and New Testament history.

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Plus, yeah. Jesus died for all our sins. We all killed Jesus, Jew and gentile alike.

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No riots, no army, no fighting, no slogans.

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Reminder that the real people who killed Jesus were just people who wanted to conceal the truth.

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>Jesus is cool

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It’s become a tradition for me to listen to the soundtrack and get hammered on Easter and I’m not even religious
It’s that good

So you're saying just like today Jewish leaders are the ones deserving of hatred?

and that most Jews are just getting fucked by them as everyone else

Which kino had best portrayal of Caiaphas? For me it's Mel's kino

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For me it's St. John the Baptist

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CAIAPHAS: We've been sitting on the fence for far too long.
ANNAS: Why let him upset us?
Caiaphas, let him be.
All those imbeciles will see,
He really doesn't matter.
CAIAPHAS: Jesus is important,
We've let him go his way before.
And while he starts a major war,
We theorize and chatter.
ANNAS: He's just another scripture thumping hack from Galilee.
CAIAPHAS: The difference is they call him King,
The difference frightens me!
What about the Romans?
When they see King Jesus crowned,
Do you think they'll stand around,
Cheering, and applauding?
What about our people?
If they see we've lost our nerve,
Don't you think that they deserve,
Something more rewarding.
ANNAS: They've got what they want,
They think so, anyway.
If he's what they want,
Why take their toy away?
He's a craze!
CAIAPHAS: Put yourself in my place,
I can hardly step aside.
Can not let my hands be tied.
I am law and order.
What about our priesthood?
Don't you see that we could fall?
If we are to last at all,
We can not be divided.
ANNAS: Then say so to the council,
But don't rely on subtlety.
Frighten them, or they won't see.
CAIAPHAS: Then we are decided?
ANNAS: Then we are decided.

JIZZUS I AM OVERJOYED TO MEET YOU FACE TO FACE

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>Gaudy modernism
>Heretical Upper Management
>Borderline Idolators

Choose your Christianity.

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Hey-hey WUHMAN ya fine ointment brand new and EXPENSIVE COULD HAVE BEEN SAAAAAVED FOR THE POOR!!!!!

You know, like a lot of thins in the Bible, that is pretty hypocritical, as the whole thing was a part of a bigger plan. It just cements even more of the fact that God is an enormous dick who should not be worshiped.

Don't be putting shit on my boy, Herod. He was the best character.

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#1 king of the jews.

>Mel
It's in Matthew 27:25

That's a cool painting

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WHY HAS IT BEEN WASTED? WE COULD HAVE RAISED, MAYBE, 300 SILVER PIECES OR MORE!

what about the part when Pilat ask a crowd whom to release. Jesus or Barnabas? They choose collectivly Barnabas.

yea.
wittness he digitals
holy and repeating

Those dubs make me want to walk with Jesus

>KJV
based and truthpilled

sooooooo swag.

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