Another Rental Review

by sitting down all day with your hands on your stomach

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WE ARE GOING IN FOR THE FIRST COURSE,
MEANS MORE GRUB FOR US TO EAT
YOU SEASON THAT ENTIRE PALLET
YOU FINISH EVERYTHING IN LESS THAT TWO BITES
DO YOU GET ME?

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CALL ME GAPE

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I want a serious answer for my serious question
Is it really common to see people like this in the USA? We have fat people in my country but they're usually beer guts. Skinny legs and prominent belly, generally boomers.

It's usually much worse.

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Jesus Christ. This isn't even fat anymore. He is increasing his actual body size.

WOW JAMES THANKS FOR PUTTING NAZIS IN YOUR STAR WARS REVIEW
I LOVE HAVING BIGOTS ON MY FUN RETRO VIDEO GAME CHANNEL

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this episode was boring as shit

Unfortunately it's pretty normal. Most people I know are too stupid or lazy to cook.

ALL of them. are as boring as shit

mike... what's goin on big guy
youtube.com/watch?v=e8npctMzbTE

Honestly not that many, most people are chubby though

youtu.be/2w6f7fr4uvs?t=15293
>4:14:53
コーヒータイム???

He's Jewish though. Ham is not kosher.

justy is not jewish. he practices neo nazi traditions, as seen here

i cold turkey stopped watching cinemassacre when these fat fuck freaks showed up a year or more ago, and I was a daily watcher of all their shit, even warming up to ryan. These freaks showing up is too embarrassing and i just couldnt stomach it anymore

not that bad desu. ive heard worse from him.

THE GAPE STATION OR THE GAY STATION

>How does a man let himself become so overweight?

The average person is sedentary and eats whatever. They put no effort into taking care of themselves. The average person is overweight.

Guys like this are just a little more sedentary and a little more junk food eating.

erin is a dumb ugly whore

cheeeeeetoo fingers!

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One look at this fatass gives me a headache. I'd love to kick his ugly fucking ogre head in with my steel toe boots.

That actually fucking creeped me out what the fuck

>claims to be a retro gamer
>never played castlevania until a few months ago
>still never beat castlevania herself
im no retro gamer myself, but i think its a bit weird to watch someone so pleb for retro gaming content

at least shes honest.

I want to fug Erin hard!

please cuck mike

think thats freaky? heres mike having an..... well just watch
youtu.be/j5P-RHwXj3w?t=1h6m45s
>1:06:44

I wish I had a group of friends to talk about cool old horror movies and stuff seems comfy AF my nibbas

WHAT THE FRICK

So people actually find this shit funny?

no this is a :"friend simulator" similar content is RLM, Giantbbomb, and probably a bunch of other shit I am not familiar with

how can it be a friend simulator when i hate everyone in the room?

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well you can shop around for friend simulators there are probably dozens I am not aware of

depends on where you are. cities have skinnier people because of the walking. but still lots of fat people

i went to school in the south and it was an epidemic of overweightness. 1/2 people on my campus were major chub to obese

is silverman fat enough to apply to welfare?

Eh, she’s beat a few of the Castlevania games on stream. Like I know she’s beaten bloodlines twice. She grew up with the snes and n64 so I don’t really blame her for being late to some games. She’s chill. I like her desu :/

have sex incel

lynchian

Do you think its awkward that mike and erin have sex on something Claire made?

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how many sheep died for that blanket

based

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yikes

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based james

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why does he have the gmail logo on his shirt haha

that's not gmail logo

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he is

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millions

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Is this real?

>Jeffery Sweeney actually thinks we don’t know he is Screenwave_Destroyer

kek. he's such a dumbass.

he thinks spg is going to fuck him.

yeah its funny how he apologized for being mean to her then just deleted his fucking account lmao

yes

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to make it seem like she had an effect. So he looks good in her eyes. (in his mind) Autism combined with being a psychopath is a dangerous mixture.

Many Jews have a weird pro-Nazi attitude, maybe it's a subversion technique to confuse their enemies or maybe it's just part of their fucked up psychology, who knows.

Based Mike celebrating his Germand and Romanian roots. When will he finally snap and begin his crusade to spike all kikes and t*rks?

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He’s german? Now i know where the big dong comes from

i have a question, why don't they work on the set's lights and decoration, it looks cheap

>cargo shorts
oof

His dad or grand-dad was German, his maternal side is Romanian.

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okay this is bases

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Maybe she sent him some pepperoni nipple pics and it changed him

kek

Gay

>just found out about TheCinemassacreTruth
Yea Forums may be trash these days, but Reddit manages to be worse even now. How do people go without getting their mental illnesses treated for so long?

Is this real

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quick rundown?

tct is the only reason why we know what happened with bootsy though

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basically some really autistic cinemassacre fans that are disgruntled bitch on reddit about whatever they personally believe James should be doing with his time
Bootsy doesnt care about being on Youtube. He was there because he could earn a paycheck and be on a popular channel. If he care about gaming he would have made his own channel by now. Even if just for fun. He likes sports and politics, I follow his twitter.

james is a retarded faggot

he's not retarded, he's "special ed"

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SLANGIN BROWN BRICKS
ERIN SUCKS MIKES DICK

MENTION MINECRAP
BITCH THAT'S A WRAP

I want bootsy back.

Bootsy was a faggot who thought he was the guy, he was never the guy.

booty was boring

James was always THE guy. Bootsy thought he was going to be the star of James channel? Fuck no. He can make his own channel if he wants to make it on YouTube.
As for Mike at least he wrote many early avgns. And technically made James channel and pushed him to even make avgn at all.

james is the jannetty on his own channel. tony is the michaels.

>mfw I never watched a single Bootsy vid
Feels good.

who?

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James is a beta loser.
Ryan is an entrepreneur and alpha.

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why does he always make this face

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Must be an autism thing.

FUCKING BITCH

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What is this from?

Post your power rankings.

>Elder god tier
Bootsy

>James
James

>Seems like ok dude
Kieran
Tony

>Mike Tier
Mike

>Fuck off lardass
Ryan
Justin

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bootsy sucked

God I just can’t bring myself to watch any of these videos with his morbidly obese friends. They all look dirty.

Fuck off Mike

Fuck off Bootsy

only reason people like you 'like' him is because he got kicked off. before that nobody cared about him.

Imagine the smell in that tiny fucking basement with 4 tubs of lard sweating their asses off

I don't have to imagine, I grew up in America.

I kinda like Tony. He's losing weight, cut his hair and trying to improve. Fuck Justy tho

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I'd unironically be surprised if Justin opinions are shit not because he was designated shit opinions guy.

fuck off, mike, I always liked bootsy

Imagine that a bunch of friends are watching movies at your place and the giga obese one needs to use the toilet. What woud you do?

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the actual ranking:
james > bootsy > ryan > mike >>>> justin > kieran > tony

>tony last
Objectively wrong

fuck off, tony

No

woah there, thats my culture not a costume

Not gonna lie, I don't mind Rental Reviews because they always include James and it makes for a decent background noise. Kudos to Cinemassacre jews to find something to draw me in other than AVGN and occasional James's kino videos.

Fuck off Bootsy, I always liked Mike better

how do you feel about this?

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Mike is an ascended Chad.

Kino. Bootsy did the theme song too

Have sex

based

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the shit this madman gets away with just because he has a big dick

2 of them are jews. Is it normal for nazis to hang out with jews, or are you just being a petty bitch?

Tony said he's Italian in the latest episode. Justy is the only jew

Damn I like DFA but I guess I don't now cause some fat Jew fuck had a tattoo of them, thanks.

I was including the other obese one - Ryan. Maybe he doesn't appear in these videos or isn't in their group, I can't keep track of all the fatties who glommed onto James' channel.

Either way I doubt "nazis" would be chilling with morbidly obese jews.

It's like his brain broke? Does Mike have a brain tumor?

Tony is based. He's got good taste in porn

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tony's the kind of guy that would eat her pussy after mike's done with it

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My half brother is Jewish but our Mother's family is German and he does Nazi jokes constantly like he's obsessed. Btw it's funny for Jews when they're racist but holy shit if you say anything anti-Semitic even in jest they fucking get moody and cunty about it. They can give but not take apparently.

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You must remember the six million, it's not a joke.

I wish I could fuck fat retired Gianna Michaels

That's based as fuck.
That's a really good gift a woman can give.

I used to bang a jew chick and she would constantly talk shit about how dumb goy holidays are and how jews are better.
I made a holocaust joke one time and the kvetching never stopped.

stop keeping james hostage

What's wrong with carg-

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Utterly based

Don't post or talk about Erin on here you pathetic fucking morons.

She's too pure for that.

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What does that guy keep in his pockets, more neck?

Do Americans really just randomly take pictures of strangers going into stores?

>Implying you wouldn't take a picture if you saw a legitimate mutant out in the wild.

yes

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Is that motherfucker wearing greenface?!

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Agreed. They're comfy enough. The first few were abysmal though.

I think it's because he accidentally picked up the lance when he had the shield. He could get the shield again on that level, but it appears that he doesn't know that, so he thinks his whole run is fucked.
-GnG expert

My Jew friend would make black jokes all the time, drop "nigger", etc. One time we were joking and I made a joke about his secret Jew gold, not a holocaust joke or anything, and it was like someone flipped a switch. He just looked at me with a death glare. It's amazing to me how they can't figure out why everybody throughout history fucking hates them so much. Is there any other ethnic group or race that is as self-destructive and egotistical as the heebs? Probably not.

>Is there any other ethnic group or race that is as self-destructive and egotistical as the heebs?
Dune coons. Though they're crypto-jews anyway.

I dont even think mudslimes are as bad as jews. The hand rubbing merchants are on a whole other level.

>Rental Review

absolutely disgusting
I never watch a single episode of it because this is THIS BAD

But you have to admit they enjoy self-destructing.

Some of them are good. Tony is pretty good. Kieran is decent. Rental Review is better when they've watched a movie they like. It drags when they watched a shitty movie.

When is he returning back? God i miss him

does the pope shit in the woods?

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ok this is cute

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sh's so lucky for having 10 inch cock inside her

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