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Carter Garcia
Cooper Scott
I dont even watch GoT but the extended world is pretty kino from what I've read.
Wyatt Howard
Elijah Moore
fuck d&d for wasting the budget on gay dragons instead of based elephants
Josiah Ramirez
Azor Elmo
Hudson Murphy
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Juan Russell
Anyone buying into the theory?
Zachary Clark
>Your egg on Targaryen
what did he mean by this guys?
Colton Russell
why don't the living just follow pic related and get an EZ win?
Sebastian Taylor
RAAADDDDDMUUUUURRE
Brody Morales
How will Cersei deal with the Night King when he kills everyone up north and comes for her?
Jason Carter
>Anne Harrenhal, Aisha Pozat's off the table as well?
what did he mean by this guys?
Josiah Johnson
It's a shame one user can spend 5 minutes and come up with a better ending than we'll ever get
Kevin Russell
Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
Lucas Davis
Is this a male or female?
Zachary Thomas
THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE
Isaac Bennett
YESH.
Luke Rogers
"And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast." And it was beautiful that day.
Charles Jackson
What is Essos doing knowing the night king is coming?
Ayden Nelson
If it's Arcturian it doesn't matter
Andrew Cox
based
Dominic Ward
Since the show has claimed the dead can't swim they have no reason to care.
Samuel Flores
add bran here
Aaron Campbell
I honestly think the Bobby B meme is overrated.
Zachary Turner
Why can't the dead swim?
Carter Kelly
Jon is HIV positive from fucking the wildling girl
Nathaniel Cooper
>Since the show has claimed the dead can't swim they have no reason to care.
So why don’t they just flee?
OR set up huge communities behind rivers and castles?
Cameron Davis
essos is only getting attacked if the night king takes all of westeros, and if the entire population of westeros is in the army of the dead, essos is fucked
Blake Thomas
that's a bra
also
>blocks your path
Thomas James
Liam Jones
AHHHHH GREYWORM WHY DIDNT YOU SAVEE UGHHHHH
David White
Rivers freeze and I assume the few intelligent undead could figure out how to work a ship.
Samuel Wright
Because DABID can't write
Isaiah Wright
One big difference between Tolkien and Martin is that in ASOIAF, you’re actually excited about the entire world, not just Westeros and the free cities that you see in the show. Tolkien doesn’t have this sense of mystery because he’s not a hack and everything he wanted to explore he explored
Grayson Barnes
so based
Levi Perry
mmmmmmm
Connor Nguyen
>tfw no justice for elia
>tfw everyone loves a man who abandoned his wife and children for some pussy
>tfw elia was raped and had her head crushed like oberyn and no one in the kingdoms ever sympathizes with her
Also, it's odd to think that Jon had two brown siblings. Would have he gotten along with his Dornish brother and sister?
Carter Sullivan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Connor Jones
When are we going to see a man nude again? This show is full of tits and pussy w/ hair I just want to see dick and balls again.
Joshua Rodriguez
mmmmm
Matthew Gomez
>Being ironically gay on Yea Forums
Cooper Ramirez
add bran here
Brandon Brooks
Rhaegar has his ancestor Daenys the dreamer's gift of seeing into the future and knows exactly that his half-siblings will die.
Aiden Wright
Leo Anderson
find a way to add bran here
Luis Nguyen
Aegon had Valyrian features, white hair and everything.
Isaiah Howard
little bran is /best girl/
Landon Wood
>watch most recent Preston podcast out of curiosity
>"the notion is hereditary government is BAD! Stop rooting for anyone but DEMOCRACY"
I thought him being an insufferable soiman was just a meme but this is gayer than anything I expected.
Jaxon Phillips
Added to queue
Grayson Sullivan
her and her brother little arya
Benjamin Myers
Why don't you all shut the fuck up about this nerd ass shit and come over to suck my dick from behind lmoa
Nolan Jenkins
>rhaegar named both of his kids aegon for some reason
ok
Brayden Martinez
the whole senpai desu
Wyatt Diaz
probably add Bran at Bronn's 4some too
Robert Sanchez
"I remember you in your cloak yesterday, staring at me as I stared at you. We were beautiful that day."
Jack Davis
maybe Lyanna just fucked up?
Asher Williams
lol why put Sam in harm's way at all?
Nicholas Foster
yeah he names things well, compare it to other fantasy with King Elbimar from the Krozanari Empire
Noah Cooper
fucking kek.
Brayden Diaz
Maxed out luck stat.
Bentley Sanders
Sam's a Targ
Undead love Targs
Joshua Cox
will do
Austin Reed
did jaime and ned take all the aged like wine potions from everyone in westeros
Logan Perry
i can't even tell which one is from the actual episode
Gabriel Williams
>applying 21st century views to 14th century
Yikes
Justin Ramirez
so explain to me why was Bran waiting for Jaime at night when he saw he's arriving during the day?
Kayden Russell
wouldn't sam pull the hidden dragon towards him with gravity as well as the zombies?
Luis Myers
jaime took a nap and everyone at winterfell was asleep so bran was just stuck there
Camden Martin
hungry beings go after the fattest cut
Colton Jackson
Who wipes Bran's ass now that Hodor is dead?
Chase Russell
holy vale boys are stupid
Ryder Gray
he doesn't shit anymore
Adrian Gutierrez
But these are not common zombies, they want to kill, not eat
Aiden Rodriguez
whos the kid on the right, i legit dont remember his character
Owen Roberts
he shits on the floor and then uses magic to make it go away
Ryan Jenkins
no, gravity is a myth, user.
Evan Cox
Rickon Stark
Hudson Lopez
rickon stark, son of ned, and provider of shota
Ian Price
Truly, brother, now we see the light.
Azor Elmo!
Gavin Baker
most people wont blame you at all
Easton Butler
add bran here too
Hudson Wood
Jewfu!
Adrian Carter
Going to miss this
No because D&D
Bro, as a collective, this general has been coming up with better character arcs and show ideas than fucking D&D
I was the first to introduce the whole “Varys is a blackfyre” arc back after the season 5 shitshow.... instead one of the key catalyst of the entire present world GOT plot has become a background character in the dany arc, where characters go to die.
Owen Sullivan
Wargs a wolf to eat it and lick him clean.
Zachary Rodriguez
so that's what happened to ghost
Isaac Diaz
So everyone agrees that the burning spiral is pedo shit right?
Jeremiah Williams
The night king liking little boys is established so there might be something to that
Dominic Clark
The holy triples bring us sacred truth, yet again.
I will sing to that!
Jacob Perry
I will sing like I've never sang before!
Thomas Diaz
could you blame the night king? lil ned is so cute!
Andrew Robinson
she better return, who else will protect bran as he's worged into a dragon
Jaxson Baker
So if its common knowledge that Jon was born in the south, as Ned brings him back from the Rebellion, why isn't he named Sand? Did Ned just tell everyone to fuck off and named him Snow anyway?
Lincoln Cox
he wargs into his own shit and removes himself from his ass
Nicholas Sullivan
no ones gonna name the son of the warden of the north "sand". he was neds son so hes snow
Cameron Williams
how did he even kill this kid i thought he was in winterfell
Dominic Allen
>she better return
Yes, to the gas chamber with wooden doors.
Dylan Miller
>Bran wargs into a dragon
>Meera uses this as an opportunity to lose her virginity to Bran, orgasming as he rains down fire on zombos
Elijah Jones
Caleb Butler
Can someone please post the shop of Ned with the gigantic sword? I beseech you fine gentlemen.
Lucas Jenkins
kek
Nathaniel Miller
Wargs into a servant, cleans himself up and then controls the servant into the weirwood and leave her there so that when the servant regains control of her mind she will be confused why shes in the middle of trees with shit on her hands.
Aaron King
But she already lost it to her brog
Joshua Parker
>Prescient boy slowly turns into a worm in Dune
>Prescient boy slowly turn into a tree
Gurm is a hack
Isaac Phillips
>And who
>For You
>the big guy said
>that I must fly so good?
Ethan Roberts
>why wasn't Ned be accurate with Jon Snow's identity
no one knows he was probably memeing
Connor Diaz
>Therefore Jon Snow's situation is... unusual... because he wasn't even born in the North. Eddard Stark brought him back to Winterfell as an infant after fighting in the south during Robert's Rebellion, but refused to say who his mother was or where she came from. As a result of the mystery surrounding his mother's identity, Jon ended up using the surname "Snow" by default.
Ned didn't give any clues. He just showed up with a baby one day, and doesn't say who the mother is, or where the baby was born.
Robert Johnson
>you see bran
>time is a flat circle
is the night king carcosa?
Levi Ward
based
Daniel Lee
Serious question: how much of a person's body would be left after landing from a fall that high?
Landon Russell
too bad only Bran can see and know
Lincoln Morales
the king is tired
Aiden Thompson
Is there any actual evidence for Bran being the Night King or is this just a gigantic meme?
Joseph Turner
big noses
Nathan Gray
bro you trippin' this ain't tha norf dude
Nolan Russell
No, what happened to ghost is the same thing that happened to quathe and melisandre and melisandre’s magic youth ruby and the children of the forest and ravens and Meereen and dorne and the sparrows and benjen stark and etc
Aaron Watson
bran is all antgonists, including mad king
Jackson Davis
>mfw Bran is the universe itself
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
David Sanchez
your man groped a fat ass mang
Henry Kelly
Terminal velocity is about 195km/hr
So it depends how they land, but she would most likely look like any other person who died from a great fall.
Alexander Jones
who else keeps /got/ in the background just updating and reading the same posts over and over?
It's comforting. It's like text-based ASMR.
Daniel Davis
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Tyler Stewart
A TARGARYEN WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE
Adrian Young
/got/mind
Jaxon Powell
This was the last good dany episode until s7.
Her story line was so goddamn boring after Astapor.
>Muh slavery
>Muh breaker of chains
Samuel Morgan
"Bessie's tits. I remember them. They were so beautiful."
Aiden Butler
put bran in this one too
Austin Scott
kek
Isaac Martin
GODS I WAS BESSIE THEN
AND HER TITS
Nolan Martin
Stannis was the only King that payed his debts.
David Phillips
EGG?
Wyatt Williams
No, just yellowish in color
Joshua Price
Where was she going to get a navy if this never happened?
Colton Bailey
aaggghh...
Luke Rivera
It's not the anachronistic moral whinging that annoys me usually, it's the insistence from people who I thought would know better that democracy is something that would always be the safer option. It shows a misunderstanding of historical context even in a fictional universe.
Republican sentiments in Europe were a result of centuries of political and economic revolution. Westeros shows no sign of these things happening. It is a decentralized kingdom with the king and even the paramount lords being dependent on vassals for manpower and legal legitimacy. The smallfolk are still largely agrarian, economic mobility is highly limited and the largest cities are still market towns without the same political representation as the cities of London, the Italian City-States or the German Hansa-towns had during the late Middle Ages. Culturally, almost everyone holds the values of oathkeeping, fealty and right-to-rule over Enlightenment ideals like representation, egalitarianism and liberty. In short, the necessary political infrastructure is absent and the balance of power still favours local rulers over the higher echelons of government.
It's like, how are you going to put in-place widespread, debilitating reforms when a local lord or knight can assemble his retinue and just go "No" and start making the lives of everyone under his vassalage so much more difficult.
John Lewis
>targaryans can get diseases like lesser men
Easton Wright
Sneed
Caleb Lewis
Unironically this user
I’m literally on this board to help fall asleep then I wake up and finish the thread
Nathaniel Bell
Good post, user
Brody Long
This was the second free army she got right? Kek
Ayden Brown
I've been in these threads non-stop for the last 6-8 hours at least and it works like coffee. I did also monitor a few threads on /pol/, but theses damn /got/ generals keep pulling me back to shitpost.
Logan Morales
youtube.com
this was peak comfiness
Nathan Baker
Dany was never really that great. Though her executing the former slave in-front of everyone was a great scene, and would've remained great if there were any real consequences.
Brayden Bennett
a thooousand blades
Jonathan Howard
MOAR SAUCE DAMIT
James Long
>the realm
Anthony Martin
i can't see bran in this
Joseph Price
>to climb, shansha
Adam Lewis
Rewatched recently and it's sorta fucking weird when Thorne gets sent off to deliver proof that the white walkers are back and then nothing ever happens and it's never mentioned again and then he just shows back up and it's never explained what happened.
I know it's explored in the books w/e but they really dropped the fucking ball there. would have been that hard to film one fucking scene or even just have a throwaway line where it's explained away?
Charles Jackson
I'm still pissed that we didn't get punished Tyrion from the books. It would've been so Kino contrasting that Tyrion with the jovial Tyrion of Seasons 1 and 2.
Jeremiah Foster
>One of the cities in the far East is literally named Carcossa
>It's ruled by a king dressed in yellow
I know it's because he was running out of ideas for city names so he stole from the poem and he came up with it before true detective was a thing but boy do I want more eldritch shit in GOT
Andrew Howard
c h e e k b o n e s
Blake Sullivan
What boat????
Josiah Flores
GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME
Robert Walker
we have 1 day left
Ryder Hernandez
Who else is ready for battleloli next episode?
Benjamin Cruz
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Anthony Gonzalez
So everyone understands that if she ever heard someone refer to her as "Dany" she'd have them killed or at least thrown in a cell, right?
Justin Morris
She dies
F
Noah Peterson
why don't you save the dissertation for my ass, before it completely disappears?
John Richardson
>Promise me, Ned.
James Williams
90 minute long bonus episode taking place entirely inside the citadel, where old maesters just discuss lore and history the entire time
Parker Jackson
Can't wait until the next book comes out and retcons all the gay fanfiction shit the tv show added like R+L=J
Joseph Murphy
it's possibly because he is lazy but i actually doubt it.
The world outside of westeros and the main plot of the books and show is fucking rich and vast with potential.
It's ironic that despite all the magical shit in westeros if feels so dead and barren compared to the lore and magical implications of essos.
And George is a fan of lovecraft and lovecraftian-esque material
Anthony Perry
Oliver Lee
>Thinking R+L=J isn't the case
The difference is that it'll fuck over everything and it'll be a wholly negative revelation. Which they might end up half doing in the show considering George said that the endings will be very similar.
Jaxson Morgan
trips confirm 999 minute bonus episode of Maesters shitting into chamber pots.
Josiah Campbell
based Stannis
Gabriel Jenkins
only because everything is mysterious. It's very easy to build up a world filled with mystery and cool shit that's unknown / undiscovered such as asshai / the other continents south of essos / the shadow lands / five forts / yi ti, etc. That said, mystery is cheap, and while it's great to build a world, when you have to provide answers to those mysteries you will find the answers will never satisfy. For example, who the fuck is responsible for all the lost cities made of black oily stone, or the seastone chair? There's some dark ass shit behind all the ancient history of the world that GRRM built, but at the same time however he answers these questions will never satisfy, just as answering what happened in valyria will never satisfy fans. The mystery itself is what makes it so powerful.
Brandon Johnson
FUCK that woke me up, you evil motherfucker.
Liam Parker
I mean, a thousand blades isn't actually that much steel to make a throne that big
Hudson Cooper
WTF you told me kings and princes don’t fight in huge battles and kill hundreds without dying
Jayden Lee
I know it's just from a stupid video, but they clearly filmed this later in the season on the set, using actual costumes and props that we have not seen yet, so it's actually a spoiler that tyrion and cersei will both likely have future scenes in king's landing together wearing these costumes.
Also, it's interesting, I might be wrong but we definitely have NOT seen cersei in this costume yet, and it looks like her "armor" contains dragon glass on it? those black spikes certainly look like dragon glass.
Ethan Cruz
why is this so funny
Hunter Bennett
Who told you that? Kings and princes are
>better armed and armoured
>better trained
>protected by every single soldier in the army
>often intimidating targets
Juan Reyes
I have questions for the twink/cute boy loving GoT posters who post about it on Yea Forums:
How old are you? are you actually gay men? or yaoi watching women? do you feel wierd about it?
also why?
I only do it for Tommen because I'm the same age as Dean Chapman and he looks exactly like the sweet, romantic boy who took my virginity at 15.
thus any time I see a picture of Tommen I blush like an anime character and go all red from being reminded of steamy highly passionate adolescent gay sex not to mention my tight little bum getting deflowed and filled with cum
Wyatt Bell
Because he's Sam the Slayer.
Brody Jackson
the ending was a total letdown. wtf were they thinking?
James Brown
kys fag
Dylan Clark
What is stopping euron from just saying fuck it and flees to essos to conquer new lands with his golden company?
Jeremiah Harris
I'm confused.
Is Cersei preggers or is she faking it to manipulate Jamie? She holds her stomach like she carries but the old witch said she'd never have another child and she is drinking wine without regard.
Does this mean it is a ploy? Or they simply did not know it was bad for the fetus to drink/she'll or the baby will die?
Brody Baker
Not if I kill her first
William Foster
I read a quote from him somewhere that went along the lines of:
"I didn't think anyone had read the king in yellow and then fucking true detective had to show up "
Christian Jackson
>crucifixion in the got realm
Austin Robinson
honestly, why does no one at least TRY to communicate or talk with the night king? What the fuck is there to lose? He's clearly intelligent, they have their own culture and society, they have a strategy that they're using against the armies of westeros.
So why not at least try to initiate dialogue with them, some form of communication, or do they think that their just mindless killing machines? Honestly, if they ARE just mindless killing machines that are still intelligent, then what is the point of this stupid plot in the first place? Why the symbolism and whatnot? There has to be more to them, if there's not then it's all pointless.
There's been so many scenes where they just stare at at the white walkers, and they stare back, but no one ever tries to communicate, you would think in general it would be a top priority to find out WHAT your enemy wants to you can better plan against them. Why not try capturing a white walker?
Eli Mitchell
The only positive thing about this is she'll at least not live to see them fuck up the ending.
Jayden Lee
i think it's just more shitty inconsistent writing from dabid an dan.
Honestly, if cersei was pregnant, she would be visibly showing it because it's been at least several months in the show's timeline since she got pregnant from Jaime early in season 7.
Jaxson Butler
is this bait?
if it weren't for plot armour, the mission to capture a simple wight would have resulted in a TPK.
Asher Garcia
>who the fuck is responsible for all the lost cities made of black oily stone, or the seastone chair?
Lovecraft shit.
>just as answering what happened in valyria will never satisfy fans
The Targeryons orchestrated the doom by selling Brightroar to the Lannisters for a massive sum of gold which they used to hire Faceless Men to kill the Valyrian sorcerers keeping the Fourteen Flames in check, which set off a chain reaction of volcanic eruptions that destroyed the peninsula.
Dylan Rogers
Maybe it's a virgin birth
Jayden Bell
Season 8 is the shittiest season yet
Aaron Evans
>which they used to hire Faceless Men to kill the Valyrian sorcerers keeping the Fourteen Flames in check, which set off a chain reaction of volcanic eruptions that destroyed the peninsula.
Now THAT'S worth filming
Cameron Johnson
>manlet
>marries prime scott-mexican beauty
>cheats on her with multiple women
why is this allowed?
William Edwards
some fanfic theory =/= reality. GRRM meant to the doom to be a complete mystery, he probably never had an idea what caused it if anything, but wrote in some clues so that viewers could theorize and come up with their own answers. The same applies to almost all the other mysteries he has created, he's great at creating them, I'll give him credit for that. The world of essos and sothoryos and the far east is interesting as fuck, and I want to know more about it so badly, especially Asshai which is probably the most interesting place that GRRM created in the extended world. I wish we could just get a small glimpse of the city and the shadowlands, or stygai.
Jayden Perez
Who is making money off all this?
Evan Cox
iron? or gold?
Aaron Parker
Sure is, none of it is created by Martin.
Leo Flores
I liked how absolutely convenient it was that only a single wight survived after the white walker died.
Jason King
>tfw we wont get to see war elephants fighting zombies and dragons in the snow
Kevin Flores
>muh elephants
Levi Gray
>Season 5, Episode 2 "The Kraken's Daughter"
>Episode begins with Yara arriving at Pyke
>she's greeted by her nuncle Aeron "Damphair" Greyjoy
>she rushes past him and heads directly to the Kingsmoot
>Euron and Victarion are bickering about godless men sitting the Seastone Chair
>tensions are rising as the debate heats
>Yara hops on a wine barrel and calls attention to her Ironborn
>"Lord Farwynd, Lord Drumm, mine own nuncles Victarion and Euron and Aeron, this bickering must cease!"
>grumbles in the crowd as the ironmen focus on their late Lord's daughter
>"The Wall, King's Landing, the Seastone Chair... it all means nothing!"
>Erik Ironmaker spits, "And what does, kraken slut?"
>Yara dismisses his insult, "We must take our forces to the Dreadfort!"
>boisterous rabble and laughter erupts
>"To save your cockless brother?" Euron Greyjoy rasps. "to correct your blunder, niece?"
>Yara's eyes lower
>"Theon... payed the iron price..." Yara takes in a deep breath "... we must take our forces to the Dreadfort because..."
>silence falls upon the Kingsmoot
>"The Boltons own... dogs! So many, many, dogs!"
>panic breaks loose
>"DOGS!?" Lord Drumm cries
>"HOW MANY DOGS DO THESE BOLTONS COMMAND!?" Erik Ironmaker asks in desperation
>"Countless." Yara admits, gravely
>Victarion faints
>Damphair starts pouring sea water on everything while praying as hard as a man can
>Euron falls to his knees and silenty weeps in the palms of his hands
>fade to black
>and who...
>... are you...
Written for television by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss
Cooper Peterson
No it's not convenient if there was 3 they could have easily killed 2 dumb dumb.
Caleb Sanders
Ryan Anderson
>GRRM meant to the doom to be a complete mystery,
Well he explained too much if that was the intent. We have the idea that the Lannisters getting a Valyrian blade would fuck up the Valyrians, the fact the Faceless Men say they brought death to the masters of Valyria, the entire freehold being a massive powder keg sustained by a few vulnerable individuals, the Targeryons selling a sword to the Lannisters for a huge sum of gold that effectively disappeared, them coming up with a prophecy where Valyria would be destroyed before it happened so they had a magic bullshit excuse to move to Westeros, conveniently turning them from a minor house to the single most powerful players in the world.
He explained it pretty explicitly once all the pieces are added up.
Jayden Rivera
Because only so few people who are alive actually encountered his army and even fewer saw him. this is why no one has yet even thought about negotiiating or learning about his motives. The other thing is how much fear the army of the dead causes. Look at every single battle between humans and you see someone making casual remarks about it or even enjoying the fight. Every encounter with wights leaves everyone in fear. Just look at the hound handling the box with a wight inside.
Xavier Hall
BRAVO D&D
Josiah Lopez
Night king arrives in winterfell....
...and everyone starved to death
Robert Brown
of course. Everything in that entire episode was convenient. It was the epitome of poor writing to simply service the plot / fan fiction without any intelligence or foresight. Everything in the episode is nonsensical; from the fact that they travel on foot instead of by horse when they would have to ride hundreds of miles through vast wilderness and ice planes, to the fact that they are saved by deus ex machina and faster than sound ravens, to the ridiculous gendry running a marathon back to the wall and somehow knowing exactly where to go, to the fact that this expedition apparently brought no carts or food / water supplies with them for such a long, arduous journey.
It's all just nonsense. I mean honestly, they go to the mountain right by the weirwood tree that Bran was in, we literally see that fucking mountain and it's clearly shown that's where they were, and yet this location has to be way beyond the haunted forest (which we're never shown them moving through, only barren ice fields), and it must be at least several HUNDRED miles from the wall, far north of Craster's Keep, not to mention the fact that Eastwatch is several HUNDRED miles away from castle black, so wherever this location is it's several HUNDRED more miles away from both locations on the wall.
Also, despite bone chilling temperatures, NO ONE WEARS HATS, ONLY THE EXTRAS! LITERALLY ZERO EAR PROTECTION IN SUB ZERO TEMPS!
I know it's stupid to rant about this shit, but it bothers me so much. The whole episode is so fucking nonsensical and it shows that the writers do not care about creating a coherent or consistent universe, but just writing whatever they think is cool and inserting the characters into these situations despite it defying and breaking the already established rules of the universe.
Nathan Lopez
How does he die?
Juan Long
Killed by Bronn. Nothing personal
Blake Kelly
You forgot to add the cannon fodder that went along. At the start of the episode it was already clear the cannon fodder and one of the important characters would die.
Lincoln Cox
........Written for television by David Benioff and D.B. Weiss
David Hernandez
yep, the wildling extras who are all actually intelligent and wearing proper clothing / hoods, and they all die.
Justin Williams
>THE NIGHT KING HAS DRAGON SIZED CHAINS READY TO DRAG A DRAGON OUT OF A FROZEN LAKE
Joshua Roberts
Whatever they want ;)
Joseph Sanchez
I get that he mellowed out when his hand got chopped off and he became a much better person but
>cripples a small boy (and a noble at that, if you care about that sort of thing)
>killed that one lanister he was imprisoned with just to try and escape
>killed Ned's guards in King's Landing basically because he didn't value their life at all
He has some serious crimes to make up for
Jacob Kelly
>1 good man: evade detection
>2 good men: make a good tv adaption
>10 good men: impregnate the Eyrie
>20 good men: destroy Stannis
>50 good men: sack King's Landing
>100 good men: steal all the gold from Casterly Rock
>150 good men: unite the khalasars
>200 good men: bring down the Wall
>250 good men: awaken the volcanoes of Dragonstone
>300 good men: raise the sea level and drown the Iron Islands
>400 good men: turn clay into Valyrian Steel
>500 good men: destroy all the ice in the Lands of Always Winter, forcing the Night's King to sacrifice his daughter to the old gods (in vain)
>750 good men: jenga tower taller than the Titan of Braavos
>1000 good men: rebuild Valyria
>2000 good men: crack the moon, birth a new age of dragons
>3000 good men: go back in time and convince Renly to defend Stannis' claim
>10,000 good men: make GRRM finish TWOW
Daniel Sullivan
And how did they attach those chains since wights can't swim?
Andrew Jackson
Hudson Watson
>I should’ve taken that fucking retirement.
Isaac Thompson
Mason Harris
White walkers are is essos also
Charles Adams
I feel bad for Ian McElhinney. He loved the books and he really liked playing Barristan. Then his character was butchered (literally) by two dumbasses.
Samuel Morgan
>Get dabbed on by another nomadic horde which leads to you migrating west
>Use absolutely no armor even though all the armies you were inspired by did
>Use just a few horse archers instead of spaming them in giant formations to circle around any army while raining arrows on them
>Barely use any lances to actually fuck up enemies when you charge them
>Military victories mostly consist of sacking defenseless villages
>"Dothraki are so strong xD look at how they fucked up the exhausted and outnumbered Lannisters that were being crisped by a giant dragon"
Why are they like this?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>cripples a small boy
ok
>killed that one lanister he was imprisoned with just to try and escape
no one in the north or south gives a damn
>killed Ned's guards in King's Landing
They stopped him from taking Ned in, which was justified seeing as Cat took Tyrion.
Christopher Nelson
why didn't jon snow and his fuckhead friends send anyone to Braavos or Essos to get help
Cameron Hall
Because that's what he is supposed to do. The ink is already dry.
Parker Ortiz
Got is a good comedy, but a terrible adaption.
Mason Brooks
If they had more seasons going, id be in. But im chucking this one in the abandoned arc bin.
Gavin Harris
i cum everytime i see this meme
Jose Perez
fuck. why does this make me laugh.
Austin Cox
Because dumb and dumber
Jonathan Ramirez
Because they would most likely think the narrow sea protects them and decide not to help. If they even would believe.
Thomas Ortiz
Ned is the warden of the north and was formerly the kings hand. Jamie had as little right to take him in as Cat did to take in Tyrion. It was a shitty thing to do.
And whether or not people care doesn't excuse the act. AND in hindsight he was trying to kill Bran
Gavin Adams
Ummm why is Westeros not dying from all the infectious plagues the dotharki have brought?
Isaiah Rogers
What you suggest is treason
Liam Nguyen
AND WHY AREN'T DOTHRAKI AND UNSULLIED FREEZING TO DEATH?
Isaiah Ortiz
Isaiah Rivera
They can't swim. Nothing about walking underwater.
Easton Torres
I'm rereading the books and it's neat how many events and secrets are written on the walls in just the first few chapters.
Charles Barnes
>WE’LL FIGHT THEM ALL IN ONE HUGE BATTLE
>ummmm that sounds like a pretty stupid idea, won’t be smarter to spread our armies out and go after the various white wh-
>DO WHAT YOUR KING COMMANDS
Leo Kelly
Who /cleganebowl/ here?
Adam Cook
same concept as le epic vikangz xd
Julian Howard
alfie and rheon are top tier actors
Michael Robinson
Which episode is it going to happen? My guess is on 5.
Jackson Brooks
>ummmm that sounds like a pretty stupid idea, won’t be smarter to spread our armies out and go after the various white wh-
How the fuck are they supposed to do that?
Josiah Rodriguez
6 while Arya kills Cercei
Kevin Gonzalez
Did you even watch the episode
Lincoln Foster
Anthony Murphy
If I were GRRM, the current state of the show would really motivate me writing faster. Many people still think this current shitshow is Martin's doing (yes, even showfags are starting to hate the show) and I would really like to show them how the story really goes.
Gabriel Cook
And Tyrion by law is the heir and warden of the west
Jaxson Young
I imagine they could sail ships if they got ahold of them.
Cameron Phillips
It would be smart to make their armies spread out into smaller parts and defeat every single one with a combined force. You can not allow to suffer a single defeat because not only will you lose everyone who died but your enemy will make use your dead to reinforce itself. The problem is to make them spread out. So in this case it is actually good to fight the army of the dead in a single huge battle.
Ryan Hernandez
face like a fucking foot
Grayson Hernandez
I think that stands as the worst decision of the show. I get they wanted to make Tyrion Danery's advisor/hand but they could have kept Barristan the bold alive.
Camden Hall
Yeah but he's also a midge
Jaxson Murphy
>be GRRM
>look at GOT
>do the opposite of everything the show does
Jaxon Lopez
Who has read the books, but have a brother who did and read the wikis?
Henry Taylor
I just think he doesn't care anymore. He's an old man, he is rich as fuck now. Probably just wants to live his last bit of life having fun and doing what he wants now. I'm sure he wants to finish and still loves writing but now he doesn't have to work and has the money to experience things he could never. I wouldn't be surprised if we wait several more years or he dies before finishing.
Nicholas Cruz
>Someone explain to me this mysterious power that has only been vaguely touched on
How retarded can you incels get?
Brayden Bell
Hunter Miller
what does /got/ think of Ser Davos
Sebastian Perez
Hes just going to write something completely differend than the show to show how much of a "superior" writer he is.
I mean, even now we have completely different storylines, he will make us, Stannis fags happy, Lady Stoneheart, Griff, also absolutely sure he wont butcher Littlefinger like dabids did
Ryder Moore
>Charles the II of Spain
Sebastian Martinez
It's not really "explored" in the books. He shows up at King's Landing, there's one scene where he's granted an audience and Tyrion literally laughs him out of the hall. Then he's back at King's Landing.
Adrian Nelson
What I fear, he starts to alter his original plotline too much. Changing even one thing can cause a butterfly effect. Soon he'll have to change another, then another, another and so on. Even thing he had already written, has to be rewritten now.
No, I don't want him to start changing things because show already did them. If he starts doing that, the books will never be finished. The books would still tell different story than the show. Some things would be same yes, but events leading up to them would be greatly different.
Noah Perez
Absolute tool
Aiden Moore
Azor Theon
Ryan Ramirez
I always liked him in both the books and show, he is pretty smart, loyal, and honorable. Shame stannis didn't listen to him half the time.
Adrian Robinson
What if he had taken the black? He would probably find out that there is a real threat on the other side of the wall and something would have been done earlier. Am I rite?
Leo Jackson
Christian Sanchez
will it be kino?
Chase Anderson
Andrew Garcia
bretty gud
Jacob Edwards
>only decent character left
>will get offed in the next few eps
fuck this.
Why cant the bitter sweet ending be everyone dying except Jamie
Chase Campbell
Jackson Roberts
TARG FUCKING SHITS
Colton Wilson
>are is esses
I don't even
Leo Cox
stannis
Grayson Nguyen
if ned lived the show would have continued to be kino.
Nathan Nelson
he looks so tired of this
Jaxon Cooper
are you retarded? He wanted to take the black and confessed treason. Joffrey killed him anyways.
Adam Baker
give me the tl;dr on season 5
Nicholas Thomas
use google/youtube fag
Levi Rivera
was so shit it made me stop watching the show
James Martin
three things happen of note, two involve jon, one involve cersei.
In short, they caught up to the books
Aiden Bailey
Bad pussy
Robert Moore
Levi Howard
I haven't gotten that far yet. I just know that he will die soon, but didn't know that detail.
Logan Campbell
ghost and robin are confirmed returners.
there is a small chance of Edmure appearing if everyone goes to south.
Who gives a fuck about that nigger and dorne?
Hunter Price
>if ned lived the show would have continued to be kino.
This
It died with ned
Bentley Wright
Tis thread is full of spoilers for all the 7 season, bro. Why are you even here?
Sorry for spoiling it though.
Grayson Brown
Dorne will return as well
Landon Parker
20 good men
Dominic Long
>Dorne will return
please no, I don't want more sandniggers on screen
Adrian Bell
Now pointless
Nathan Diaz
>Who gives a fuck about that nigger
This. The only reason he exists in the books is to job to based Darkstar
Gabriel Phillips
Martin should've written Darkstar as younger so if he chose to go with Young Griff being a fake Aegon it would've been better story telling to have Darkstar as the real Aegon.
Adam Rogers
that would be just sweet
the only bitterness is from how they shat on the books
Brody Jenkins
someone add bran here at a distance
Lucas Johnson
what books lmao? Doesn't even look like grrm is able to finish the story himself. How do expect d&d to cut all lose ends and get everyone where they need to be in like 2 month writing period when grrm was unable to do that in 10 years?
Sebastian Moore
I know. But I'm not a person who care so much about spoilers. Especially not minor ones like that. I bet there are spoilers that can be more spoiling than others tho. I guess the wise thing to do is to stay out of these threads, but at the other hand it's so nice to have some people to chat to as I watch this series. And ofter the years I have actually gotten aware of some spoilers anyway, because friends have told me about the show before. Like some wedding when people die. I will probably know it as it happens, and the surprise they talk about will not hit me as it hit them. I know joffery dies too. So, many spoilers are already spoiled, sadly. Just because this show has been going on for so long and everyone thinks that everyone has seen the show like they have.
Dominic Allen
Are there any pics of her looking nice?
Charles Morales
would you rather bang a chick with a hot body but an ugly face or a beautiful girl with a shit body (not fat but saggy tits and flat ass for example)?
Brody Walker
I was weaned on venom, Dalt. Any viper takes a bite of me will rue it.[4]
—Gerold to Andrey Dalt
By tradition the Kingsguard were the finest knights in all the Seven Kingdoms ... but Darkstar was Darkstar.[4]
—thoughts of Arianne Martell
You were a fool to make him part of this. Darkstar is the most dangerous man in Dorne. You and he have done us all great harm.[5]
—Doran Martell to Arianne Martell
Ser Gerold is more a viper than your uncle ever was. Prince Oberyn could see that he was poison, he said so more than once. It's just a pity that he never got around to killing him.[9]
—Daemon Sand to Arianne Martell
Poison, yes. Pretty poison, though.[9]
—thoughts of Arianne Martell
Easton Brown
Focus on despair, hopelessness and the feeling of imminent doom. Make it fucking grimdark and kill them all, maybe think of a few lore explanations on the way for the things that were left behind - doesn't have to be lengthy, just vague, since they have neither time nor imagination for it, it seems..
What do they lose by tying it in such a grim way? "The dead won, thanks for watching". Gg wp no re.
Nathan Martin
>What will you miss most about playing her?
I think the opportunity to stand up in front of a load of grown men and shame them.
thecut.com
Wtf I hate her
Jayden Perry
>kys fag
mean ;((((
what is wrong with two cute teenage boys loving each other and making love? losing my virginity to a Tommen-looking boy I loved was 100% the most romantic and passionate moment of my life
true teenage love between adolescent boys is the purest most perfect kind of young love. I feel sorry for any man who never experienced it
also it isn't even that gay(at least for the top) about deflowering and cumming inside a feminine smooth submissive boy with long pretty riglets like I was back then desu. just boys experimenting
bran/shota/best boy poster(s) please answer my questions
>How old are you?
>are you actually gay men? or yaoi watching women?
>do you feel wierd about it?
>why post about wanting fuck bran?
Joseph Anderson
Nigga what, most people still hate Rhaegar and think he was a rapist who got what he deserved.
Dominic Richardson
why does every redditor portray her as badass yaasss queen? did she actually do anything relevant?
Landon Murphy
Poor arya. She will witness her father's beheading.
Parker Jones
20 good men
Brody Barnes
Thousand times this. I actually got caught up with seasons 6 and 7 week ago just to finish this shitshow. It's not that 6 and 7 are that big of an improvement, I just stopped taking it seriously and seasons 6 and 7 at least how some stupidly good moments.
Though, one genuinely good moment was when Sandor buried father and daughter he robbed, that was last good genuine GoT moment in the show.
Luis Reed
I really do hope she dies, she was cute in her 1st scene but her "garls can foght to lard gloova" act got old by her second scene.
Jordan Carter
It's good to have you here brah.
Parker Ortiz
It was beautiful.
Thomas Parker
>why does every redditor portray her as badass yaasss queen
Because she's a women and shaming men
That's enough for them
Jaxson Diaz
She has certainly overstayed her welcome. You just know the plot was changed because test audiences liked her so she was increasingly added.
Alexander Thomas
How could we let this happen?
Christopher Rivera
I'm surprised Cersei objected so much when Joffrey wanted to take Ned's head. Did she know at this point that Rob had taken her brother?
Jaxon Brooks
He wanted to take the IronthRing for himself. A traitor.
Jaxson Peterson
Goddamn, I will literally not ever be mad about it.
>Let's get this great actor who fits the role well
>and make him grow a beard he clearly can't grow
>Oh, and also make the show shit
Fuck Inhumans, fuck Scott Buck. It's like he made it his goal to cast Game of Thrones characters as leads and ruin their fucking careers in his shitty shows.
Jaxson Anderson
Ned was a great bargaining chip and killing him was pointless.
Hudson Ward
someone shoop bran in
Nolan Taylor
why would you ever execute valuable high ranking prisons? they are very valuable
Jaxson Robinson
>Did she know at this point that Rob had taken her brother?
No, she simply knew the consequences - the entire North would go apeshit, and then the rest would follow suit.
Joffrey was a fag.
Julian Rodriguez
>prison
*prisoners
Isaiah Adams
She's all talk. She'll be the first one to die. Which is a good thing.
Leo Barnes
Your queen commands you to have sex, incels!
Gavin Butler
Rheon is hot as hell
Also I'd bully Alfie
Daniel Allen
because cersei is dumb and impulsive but not a complete fool. she knows the North isn't going to let their Lord be executed without starting a rebellion.
Wyatt Price
What a difference a few years makes.
Daniel Reyes
>inb4 she's Arya-level turbo killer all of a sudden and single-handed kills thousands of wights
>TREMBLE BEFORE WOMYN POWER, INCELS
Carter Jenkins
I agree, but she seem so impulsive and full of contempt and with strong feelings. She seem like the kind of person who would want his head because her strong feelings are clouding her judgement. I guess she is more rational than it appears. But this is a woman who wanted to kill an innocent boy just because she was enraged that her stupid son managed to get bit by a wolf. She is very impulsive at times.
Henry Howard
And a few pounds.
Aiden Hernandez
No doubt shes impulsive but shes not stupid. Killing the butchers boy isn't going to cause half the fucking continent to rise up against you.
Samuel Diaz
8 years or something.
This is what happens when they pick a woman in her 30s to start off a character that will be in the show for 8 years. She is now almost 40 and she will look as much too. They should've gone with an actress that was only 20 or so, that would be closer to the real character which was only 14 in the books too.
Zachary Butler
she's dumb as fuck
Nolan Sanders
>She seem like the kind of person who would want his head because her strong feelings are clouding her judgement.
She is, but also in that case she isn't actually dumb. Just knows when to bluff and when to take action. At least back in S1, the rest is foggy on me.
>She is very impulsive at times.
Well yeah, a woman. Typical.
The actress herself plays pretty well though. One of the best ones there, at least that's how I see her.
Hudson Cox
>shes not stupid
This bitch actually rationed that rather than be potentially buttfucked by Daenerys in case she helps them fight army of the dead she would be assraped INDEFINITELY when they lose to dead and also add to already massive army of the dead.
It's so fucking dumb it killed Jaime's entire fucking sex drive and he was read to fucking take on Mountain to be free from sticking his dick in this much of stupid.
IMAGINE KILLING SEX DRIVE OF ONE MAN WHO EVER LOVED YOU WITH YOUR STUPIDITY
Julian Brown
imagine what giving birth to dragons does to your vagine
Luke Carter
she was 22 at the start man. they should've gone for even younger imo.
Luis Nelson
23
Joseph Brooks
I'll be turning 23 this year
Jack Sullivan
>Implyind D&D would kill her
The twitter audience and the burlington Bar is too important for them
Mason Brooks
Ha-ha, faggot, I'll be 28 next year. Just imagine, a couple more years and I'll become a wizard, haha, like that's pretty great, haha, having magical powers and all, gonna be great haha
Jonathan Sanchez
...
Leo Cook
I guess 18 or 19 then. And then part of the contract should be that she is gonna train regularly for the entirety of the show. They need to keep their actresses looking young, preventing their bodies to get that typical "getting older fat" on their faces and bodies.
Cooper Fisher
It was a good idea up until Viserion got himself killed for nothing, now NK can counter-killzone with ice dragon breath.
Cameron Flores
at least there is a reason why Tyrion doesn't pay attention to him. Thorne was forced to wait for an audience for so long that the hand he brought with him rot away.
Austin Morris
Wait, the battle of Winterfell is next episode?
Brandon Murphy
I liked her. I haven't watched the new episode but
>listened to her council when necessary while asserting her own opinions and beleifs
>was one of the few with the balls to stand by her king (or who she believed to be the rightful king anyway)
>personally accompanied the men she committed to the battle
>short and sweet shaming of cowards and, essentially, traitors, without making a stupid smug face
Maybe the new season ruined her?