Why didn't he made the Internet a horcrux?

Why didn't he made the Internet a horcrux?

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because the internet didn't exist when he tried to kill Harry Potter the first time.

the internet has existed since the 60s. the world wide web was launched in the early 90s

deh

because the internet isn't a physical thing you dumb fucking ape kill yourself ignorant

why didn't he hide a horcrux in mordor?

what if he did, and there's a 1/1000 chance that any post you see is made by Voldehmort?

wizards are technologically retarded. They have no use for it and barely understand it. The concept of the internet to Voldemort is probably something along the lines of "filthy muggle technology". All of the (intentional) Horcruxes were personal objects and wizard artifacts. Also the internet isn't a big truck. it's a series of tubes.

It literally is a physical thing you dunce

was getting caught part of his plan between philosopher stone and goblet of fire?

trying to get a physical body was more along the lines of his plan I imagine.

Deh

why didn't he insert a small horcrux cutaneously so that one would have to chop a piece of him to get it? nobody would manage that feat

Because voldemort is a fucking chad who doesn't think like a snivelling coward like you faggots do.

the cowards are enjoying this thread while voldermort is dead so your poin is not valid

>the internet has existed since the 60s

Do you think he knew what a fucking computer was? retard he hated muggles and their creations.

its probably the person who posts "deh"
in every hp thread

piss off

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>"You know, Harry, with great power comes great responsibility. Nicolas Flamel called it "Pure Blood's Burden." Myself, I just call it as I see it: the reaponsibility of the master to discipline the servant."
>Dumbledore looks directly at the camera.
>"The mudbloods, the squibs, the muggles...It's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall dangle from the whomping willow. The Day of the Wand is near, Harry. We'll have every muggle in this country dead or in chains in 10 years, and may God have me killed by my own potion teacher this very night if I'm wrong. God bless the Death Eaters."

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Why didn't Voldemort build a basic web app with a database to store a digital horcrux and an easy to query API, then spin up ten thousand AWS lambda instances to serve them

>sudo accio api

>Harry's scar is Voldemort's ssh key randomart

I didn't know Raimi was Rowlings ghost writer