Friday night

No life other than my wageslave job, no friends, my family resents me, etc.

got a date tomorrow, just ate pork chops

took a nap, had a dream where someone offered me a job

took a nap, had a dream where someone offered me a handjob

Took a nap, had a dream where I gave someone a handjob

Took a nap, had a dream where I gave someone an assjob

Took a nap, had a dream where I gave someone a job

I'm married with children. What else am I supposed to do?

Wake up.

Took a nap, had a dream where I gave someone an ass

gotta take a writing test at 7 am tomorrow so i dont want to go out

Semana santa esse. Already took the kids out and now I'm tired af just trying to chill.

Its saturday afternoon and im just being lazy before work

Because you want to improve but dont really have the committment or drive to do so

because every night is friday night when you don’t have a job

WAKE UP
GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

I love being at home everything outside costs money anyway

Because I feel zero emotional connection to or moral obligations toward other people. I have a sense of propriety and maintain a respectable lifestyle, but at the end of the day, I am simply not on the same wavelength as others. I'm not an angry or malicious person, but I do believe that the world is overpopulated and if you gave me a button that would instantly kill 90% of human beings on Earth, I would press it without hesitation.

Not a sociopath, though. You've got to be impulsive to be a sociopath.

Is this how planes really work? Is it just a matter of being "strong" enough to pull the stupid joystick up, to save the thing from crashing? Are pilots who crash planes simply too weak to steer the joystick?
Movies make it look like planes never fail, it's just that you have to be strong to pull the controller up.

Him tugging at the door wouldve sent the plane in a spin

>Is it just me? ...

Because of I were out in public I would be in prison.

Fuck I wish I had friends to go out and have fun with

Finally, an honest answer in one of these threads!

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Everything's closed today I even had to eat codfish fuck this holiday

I'm not 22 years old anymore

Thinking about an heroing.
I have no future and I'm watching my younger brother surpass me in every way. I have no drive or motivation to fix this. I already have my note written and my pills accumulated.
Just need something to finally push me into it.

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I'm a 32 year old neet who has traveled and partied where I always wanted to now without a car I find comfort staying home reading/watching kino while sipping my beer.

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Are you me?

I don't know. I used to be very productive. I wrote 5 feature length scripts in 1 years, I became conversational in Japanese, I was killing it. But then I graduated from college and couldn't find a job to safe my life. So ended up doing 9-10 shit jobs over a two year period, and fell into a light alcoholism. When I would once come home and work, I would instead pour myself a shot and watch youtube videos and browse Yea Forums, /m/, and /pol/ when the election was happening.

I just quite drinking in an attempt to return to productivity, but it's like the muscle in charge of motivation atrophied over those 2 years. Now I find myself sober, yet still wasting hours on here and youtube.

Need to power through it and get back up to par, but here we are... Fuck, I'm gonna start right now. fuck it. Typing this gave me a little moment of clarity. I'm out

pills will be an extremely painful way to commit suicide and more often than not you won't die and will just end up with a permanent disability.

Because is a Holy Friday, whores and sinners can burn in hell

I have a gun, but it's only a .22. So that won't work. Dont really have many options.

Still coping with the hard decision of leaving my GF. Reverting to old habits. Will probably degenerate back to alcohol, drugs and techno nights when I lie to myself I'm not thinking about her anymore.

I had no choice schedule chance 2 weeks ago and now I work Friday-Tuesday fml

If you point it at the correct angle into the eye socket it'll work, protip

my gf is out clubbing with her friends so I get to stay home and shitpost all night

...

Just marathoned the passion of the christ

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I know this is bait, but I want to believe it's not bait

i continually meet new people that say things like "hey man, we should grab a beer," or "this girl i know thinks you're cute," but i rarely say yes when this stuff happens. i'm not depressed, i just really like being alone.

Yea Forums is a sin, my son

I have two small children who are sleeping.

because i literally have no friends anymore so the little interaction i get from the (you's) helps me out

LET THEM GO, YOU MONSTER

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There is no more.

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>pills will be an extremely painful way to commit suicide
for you

What a disguating fucking pic

here friend

Took off work lol and am waiting for my pizza to come out the oven with my fiance smoking pot and watching baseball.

i have no friends

where should i be?

>tfw 33 year old khv
what do?

Read christian lit all day and now making spaghetti

I have no friends

I hung out with a friend tonight for the first time in years, I suggested we put on Hot Fuzz but he got bored so we ended up watching a dumb meme compilation at which point I got bored and burned out. I don't understand how normals can handle interacting with each other for hours on end, there's only so much to talk about regardless of how interesting you are.

I have no friends and women dont like me

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>There are people who post on Yea Forums and watch meme compilations
Every moment of my existence is a meme compilation

thanks

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I don't have any friends

Could I have not made it any clearer in my post that the last thing I wanted to do was to watch a meme compilation, faggot?

friends invited me out for kino but I'm close to completely losing my desire to leave the house

I wanted to post this, get replies, get my thread pruned, then leave, but I can't make threads so I'll post it here

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going to NEED sauce

Recovering from surgery.

eating pizza, watching forgetting sarah marshall and creeping people from my new job on facebook hoping to find my crush's facebook. she's so fucking cute. i doubt she even thinks about me at all.

waiting to post toads on /int/

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When will the UN address the lonely & horny epidemic

Didn’t feel like getting off the couch to go drink beer at my friends house, prolly hit a couple Tylenol pm and knock out soon

how the FUCK does a 21 year old kissless hugless handholdless virgin manlet get a gf?

Had to outline for torts, my final is in 8 days

WHos this panty cutie

>her

Doing exactly what every healthy, well-adjusted person does on a Friday night - hangin' with my bros.

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Exact same here.
If I knew i wouldn't be here, discussing it with you, would I?

Just browsing for a few minutes while I wait to go on a night bike ride with my friend. Yea Forums's fun in short spurts.

He said nothing that implied he thought that the cutie was a girl.

Hello me.
I want to drop out but i have no plan for what's next after that

>tfw living in the most sexually debauched era of recent history and cant even get a date
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCKING
SOCIETY

I don't blame anyone but myself, desu.
I've had more than enough chances, i'm /fit/ and not disgusting, i'm not even kissless because a chick from school had a crush on me and wanted to make out with me before leaving for college.
I'm just legit autismo and can't even talk to people properly, let alone ask someone or a date or keep them interested.

Nice humblebrag, Chad

Because I have no friends or gf. I have no life. I have nothing.

but it's saturday morning? youtube.com/watch?v=NA7FZiEKFoE

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I haven't hooked up with a new girl on Tinder in now 19 days, which is my longest dryspell in over 2 years

I still have a rotation of ones I could fuck whenever but I'm addicted to fucking new ones and this sucks

You don't belong here. Take your fake problems to r*ddit.

Sorry.
I get mad too when people bring out their gf/ sex up here and i suppose talking about kissing must just as extremely painful.
If its any comfort, i was so terrible she gave up trying to teach me how to do it after a few minutes and i havent kissed anyone else.
It's been two years

I've been on Yea Forums since 2007 and turn 29 this year, I'm here for life

You dont need us anymore, Chad.

How do you achieve this?

lmao'ing @ me being a chad. i'm 5'8", not traditionally handsome, skinnyfat athletic body, no real friends, a complete social anxiety mess, live at home and work min wage job

i just have a alcohol induced superman night persona where i apply all the shit i learned from PUA videos and general self help books.

take the best pics of yourself possible, and immerse yourself into rsdnation vids in free time

youtube.com/watch?v=r1KOfj6y7FM

someone on /fit/ recc'd to me like 6 years ago and tyler really did change my life, havent even watched whatever this vid in particular is but its new and seems fitting

If you have a soft harem of tinder sluts, you're a Chad. Run along now champ

Because friday nights is the only time I have to do drugs alone, without anyone bothering me, and heroin is not a drug that you share with people like weed. oh and I can enjoy a movie by myself as well.

I have never interacted with a friend (if you can call them that) outside of school my entire life. Needless to say I don't have any anymore.

what do you do once you've fucked all the viable women in your area and are known now as that sleazebag

fuck off

Not him but w*men will gladly share a Chad with eachother even if they know hes fucking other w*men. That's why f*males dont deserve rights or to be treated as human

>>what do you do once you've fucked all the viable women in your area and are known now as that sleazebag

There ARE THOUSANDS of women on there, and it's usually quite random. Bottom line is I'm used to fucking at least 4-6 new girls at least a month though.

I've fucked some legit very attractive girls, some complete fatties, etc.

And basically none of them know eachother at all

i know this, dont need you telling me like some athiest who just learned god isnt real
how far are you willing to travel just to pound some new ass? ive travelled maximum one state away but honestly, it is possible to go through the majority of women in your acceptable age range unless you're some secret pedo who preys on fresh 18 year olds

>i know this, dont need you telling me like some athiest who just learned god isnt real
Go have sex then, Chad

because i'm here every single friday night since these threads first started. why would i break my streak?

ok?

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>just to pound some new ass
>just

it's my main hobby

average distance is 20 minutes i'd say

furthest i ever went was 2.5 hours, but that's for a rare occasion

>it is possible to go through the majority of women in your acceptable age range

not even an actual Chad can do that. there's literally thousands of accounts within a 20 mile radius of me and i live in a small town. plus only like 2% of those are even matches and then only like 1% of those actually lead to meeting up

Get outta here

because you will never make it

>comfy feels thread gets derailed by some faggots larp and the idiots who eat it up to make it big too

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>tfw 29 and only ever fucked one woman a handful of times and nothing ever since

I'M SO FUCKING HORNY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm 28 and haven't gotten laid since I was 23
i'm basically a virgin again

It's actually Saturday morning where I am. As to why I'm here? Why, to tell all my friends on Yea Forums that there are
>only 41 days until Godzilla: King of the Monsters

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It helps to be in a larger, but not too big, group. That way you get to leave and join the conversation as you see fit. The group can't be too large that you get drowned out. It makes it too easy to be ignored then. I'd say between 3 and 10 people is ideal.

neither will you so...

yeah im pretty sure an actual chad could because all "thousands" of those women arent going to be worth fucking or be open to sex on the first night you message them. you're talking now as though every single woman on this app says yes to you

>>I'M SO FUCKING HORNY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

just jack off you fucking retard

>g-go back to /r9k/!
You're the one who needs to leave; you have no excuse to be here, Chad.

it's the kind of horniness that your hand wont fix

break it

I was in almost the same situation. The only difference was that they'd reach out to me as a last resort. If no one else was available or they needed a ride somewhere (I got my car early on) then they'd reach out to me. If there were other options available then I wouldn't be invited.

ok cum all over yourself then tell me your still "horny"

Long term gf left me for my best friend and our friend group knew of the affair and never told me so now i spend every weekend here

>Friends are all hanging out without me again
>Wasn't invited
>Never hear about anything they are doing
All I have is lifting at this point. I hate my job. I hate my friends.

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its to be here and make you butthurt, baby boy

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I know the feel and it sucks. My friends went out to eat without me last week. I only found out about it because my best friend in the group asked me if I was going that night. I told him I had no idea it was happening and that I wasn't invited. Thank God for him, I would have no one without him right now.
I'm sick of this high school drama bullshit but that shit follows you around your entire life.

They aren't your friends. Drop them. I'm going through the same thing, and have other times in the past as well. No such as thing real friends. Now even my best friend of over 10 years is doing this shit to me and hasn't once apologized. Fuck him.

>I could be getting laid right now but I need to poke fun at the sexless losers on Yea Forums
Says a lot about your seething insecurities tbqh fampai

>Friends discussing going out without you in front of you
I've had the same group of friends since high school.
We were losers but i'm the only loser left anymore.
They have normal, functioning lives now and we meet, like, once in two weeks

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The shitty thing is it is the opposite for me man. I'm lifting, doing college (not that that is insanely useful), and getting into investing and just trying to get better and they have essentially cut ties with me. All I want to do is lift man. Its the only thing I have any kind of passion towards anymore, and on nights like this when I see them all hanging out all I want to do is completely disconnect from social media and withdraw from them completely but I think that will do more harm.

I cut all contact with any friends I had when I graduated
Its been 8 years since then, kinda wish I had enough courage to join a church or something but I'm too much of a pussy

28 year old touchless virgin. I'm like a plant that photosynthesizes with sad-rays.

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You should get a motorcycle. You're in a higher state of awareness when you ride.That's the best way I can describe it. It feels physically and mentally unpleasant coming home knowing that the ride is over.

Same. I lived at home while going to college so I made no friends in college. I've been thinking of joining some martial art club in an attempt to socialize but I'm not sure if I want to commit the time and I don't think it would work that well anyway.

I've actually thought about it, but I live in a cold as fuck area where we get 6+inches of snow most of the year so it'd be useless most of the time. I don't think that'd solve anything, I'm missing more than just a dopamine high in my life. I get that same feeling you're describing when I workout. It is the only thing I enjoy doing, I can't even play video games anymore because all I do is get bored and quit after forking out $60 for a brand new game.

>i-im a virgin feel sorry for me

try being an ugly manlet with death-grip dick who's actually managed to get girls home after parties but couldn't get hard. Now the girls are gossiping amongst themselves about it.

If w*men can actually talk to you without being disgusted then you're in a better spot than I

>higher state of awareness
lol thanks for proving motorcycles are for retards

Not him but I have a bike and ride occasionally. I get irritated by the HORRIBLE traffic. I can't chill while riding because of bad driver's, red lights fucking everywhere and cops hiding in bushes along the freeway. I WANT FREEEDOOOOOOOM

I live in a rural area

Why the fuck do you think? Fuck you.

random cosplayer, the pic is like 20 years old

Video games are shit because they're a skinner box. You sink all that time to them and then have fuck all to show for it. They don't even make for good conversational material. I get about 6 months of ride time where I live, but the weather is shit almost year round. Huge and rapid temperature spikes so you don't get much of the nice moderate temperatures. Riding is enjoyable enough to me that I'm considering moving to a location that would be better for riding year round.

I can't be fucked to take out my PhD to take a picture just to shut one retard down.

I like to ride in the evenings for that reason. The gridlock hell I'm in, Chicago, is not ideal for riding but I try to manage.

Micropeen.

>reminder that this actually fucking happened

I'm here to he disgusted at this thread full of normalfag/failed normalfags tonight... it's a pitiable sight.

so, which one are you?

kys

shut-in neet virgin with no friends

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Got home at 10:30 was too tired to go out so i just sat at home drinking vodka alone. its now 3am so I'm a retard