THE LAST DRIVE-IN GENERAL

>What is The Last Drive-In?
The Last Drive-In is a double feature of horror flicks hosted by the worlds first and foremost drive-in movie critic Joe Bob Briggs.

>Who is Joe Bob Briggs?
Joe Bob Briggs is a redneck movie critic and horror host from Texas, famous for shows such as "Joe Bob's Drive-In Theater" and "Monstervision". After 18 years of absence, he finally returned in 2018 for his revival series "The Last Drive-In".

>Where can I watch The Last Drive-In?
On Shudder's livestream channel "It Came From Shudder".
shudder.com/shudder-tv

START TIME: 9pm eastern / 6pm pacific

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Joe Bob has provided three hints for tonight's double feature:
1) Both movies are about serial killers, but one's a villain and one's a hero.
2) Both movies are set in exotic places, like Staten Island.
3) The second one stars an icon.

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Touch early but ok. What’s tonight’s flick anyway?

So we shitpost for like an hour?

With the exception of Q, the movies are never announced in advance.
Also these threads always seem to get posted once the countdown starts, which makes sense to me.

I’m guessing ones Maniac Cop.

Is it fun?

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I'm starting to think this is the only thing Yea Forums doesn't hatewatch.

I believe he stated last week that one of the movies tonight was filmed on Staten Island.

So, Toxic Avenger.

You're probably right. It's one of the few comfy threads on Yea Forums.

this boomer is still alive? I watched him when he had a show on TMC

He hasn't lost his touch either.

Perhaps, Street Trash?

It would not be difficult to get Lloyd Kaufman to do a guest spot either. Just give him a sandwich and tell him there's a camera rolling.

I would love to listen to Joe Bob and Lloyd talk and see where they’d go.

Hey Travis Crabtree

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>It was a different time

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That's New Jersey. I'm guessing it's Maniac or Henry, since he included Staten Island as an exotic place.

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I don't really care as long as it's not before the countdown.

Any streams a-happenin'?

Brettygood

Mandatory " if you don't have shudder or you can't get it, you can come watch with us on brettygood" post
I'm guessing the movies are Tenebre and Maniac

Excellent.

I'll join y'all if the stream constantly buffers like it did last week

This show is so good.
I love shit movies.

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If you think you have it bad you should ask the folks who were trying to watch got on HBO go lol
That shit didnt get 30 seconds without buffering

The only shit movie he's shown is CHUD though

takashi miiiiiike is absolutely shit.

I'd be fine with either one of those as features for tonight

This. I couldn't make it through the 2nd movie. It was awful.

GoT worked fine for me last week on brettygood. Definitely appreciated that, friend.

If you want something shit but fun, watch Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. I saw it for the first time today, and it easily lives up to it's wacky title.

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i'm the user who posted in the thread last week about seeing him in MS. bros if you ever get a chance to see joe bob do anything live, intro a movie, give a presentation, read the phone book, whatever. do it. you will not regret it. he's the best.

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Objectively bad taste, don't even try replying to me you filthy plebian.

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Joe Bob only thinks a movie is shit if it is boring. He hatewatched CHUD because his 32 year old producer and fans demanded it.

He does like 100 movies a year some of them are bound to be shit but he definitely has some good ones too.

Thanks for the follow up. I'm still jelly I missed out. Hope the weather didn't hit you too hard that night.

Nice

So one is probably Maniac (since it's on Shudder), but what about the other? Ichi the Killer?

Boggy Creek forever!

Anybody watch Rhonda back in the day?

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shhh its starting

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it was a close one. got to the theater before it hit. the guy who intro'd joe bob said some people chickened out due to the tornado warnings. thanks again for posting it. never would've heard about it otherwise.

Oh course.

C'monnn, The Void...

He started his career in movies because the yakuza used his cheap movies as money laundering outlets which in turn let him make whatever he wanted without having to think about how much money it actually made.

Hell yeah. Her and Elvira.

I torrented an old Joe Bob of Mouth of Madness the other day 'cause I was feeling like a John Carpenter marathon. He had Rhonda on as a guest and they just spent two hours talking about aardvarking. Good times.

I bet he's turned into a giant faggot hasn't he?

What a fucking great time to be alive, you guys.

Mad man

Just shut the fuck up and watch it or don't you dumb bitch.

I'm glad one of us got to go. I'm in his home state, so I'm sure I'll get my chance one of these days.

wtf is madmen

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No hat

Have sex.

Ernie doesn't even have his hat

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Nice.

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>A movie I've never seen before or even heard of

FUCK YEAH

Ernie is sperging out tonight.

So he's a giant faggot now. Only a giant faggot would get upset over a question about whether he's a giant faggot now, so thanks for clearing that up.

Let me help you, btw:

He looks mad tonight.

NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS ISN'T FAIR BROS!!!!

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Should have chosen to be born in a real country

Anybody else pull up Diana Prince / Darcy porn after she makes her rounds? I recommend The Yard Sale of Hell House.

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Go to brettygood stream. Those guys do a good job.

Joe Bob literally give no fucks about anything that involves hash tags or woke politics. I can't remember the last time I saw someone just fucking preach outside of problematic YouTube channels.

The tank is too small for him but he only stays in it during shoots which is fine.

I saw some video of her taking it up the ass but it didn't do anything for me.

Blacked

He's based and redpilled. He's actually bashing third wave feminists and Meryl Streep right now.

reminder kayo is a fucking plebshit retard faggot

>Joe Bob shitting on Affirmative Action in Hollywood.

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"Go Black Movement." Jesus fucking Christ, Joe Bob. Holy shit.

Thanks!

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lol so am i. i was actually kicking myself for passing on seeing him intro a movie at a drafthouse.

Joe Bob based as fuck

He was praising them pretty heavily last week, again Joe Bob's politics usually just translate to "chill out and be excellent to each other".

You're probably a soiboy overcompensating. Oh, and a shut-in. Grow up.

"a sickle to grind"

... I can't fucking even.

joe bob goin off!!

>nowadays there's niggers in every movie
WHOA Bob dropping redpills

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>He was praising them pretty heavily last week
Not third wavers.

>Air guitar

>"a sickle to grind"
>tansgender plottwist

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Did someone dust Ernie's crickets with meth today. He's already torn up his aquarium stage set.

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fuck the title scared me

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Joe Bob is awesome. After that Trump rant during the first marathon, /pol/tards all thought he was on their side, the redditors all thought he was on their's and JBB was just looking knowingly at the camera trying not to laugh.

It was classic.

A movie so redpilled even the soundtrack says REEEEEEE.

Based Ernie.

I fucking love it when an 80s movie starts with an establishing shot that basically says, "These fucking sexless tards are going to be dying soon. Enjoy!"

Frank Stallone over here.

I'm looking forward to watching a bunch of Staten Island dagos get slaughtered.

This movie is already weird

Yeah I'm just going to watch for the Joe Bob parts and funny kills

Why are they smiling at a story about an axe murderer killing his family?

pirates-forum.org/Thread-Joe-Bob-Briggs-MonsterVision-Uploads

Browse through the pages for links to monstervision shows. There are a lot of VHS rips.

I actually like it so far, seems like fun

HE SAID IT. THE MADLAD.

You never went to camp? Telling a local murderer is loose story is obligatory.

this

Thanks Darcy

If you've ever been to Summer Camp, you have to put on a brave face for your peers during ghost stories and not let anyone see you pissing yourself every time you hear something in the woods.

Madman Marz the first Candlejack. Pretty go

Thank God child actors are actually pretty decent nowadays

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Holy shit nice

Not like the adult actors are great

true

Thanks a LOT for this

Noice

>Research
>This movie was banned in the UK
>OI M8, YOU TRYNNA WATCH A VIDEO NASTY WITHOUT UR VIDEO NASTY LOICENSE

did they all forget how to run?

Bitch got some big eyes

BASED Thread

Grown up Luna Lovegood tripping out here.

What the fuck wasn't banned in the UK during the 80s

I hate women

Got him

aye dis chef nigga finna get ded

Based wise old man

fuck i'm late, how's the movie so far? haven't seen it yet

It's just getting into its stride. All you missed was the summercamp fireside story of the killer.

Decent, pretty typical camp slasher movie, local legend of dude who murdered his family then his body disappeared.

You haven't missed much. One kill.

Oh fuck I want him to do The Burning so bad.

So far this is better than The Burning. That film is overrated as shit.

Maybe Ernie is mad because he doesn't have his hat

based, time to get comfy

agreed. i never understood why people RAVE about that flick.

>russians creating facebook accounts to mess with elections
HERE WE FUCKING GO

I like him

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DAMN, TITTIES NOW?

I can fap to this

>sex music starts playing

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>There are a lot of VHS rips.

Yes yes yes!

This was considered interracial in the 80s

>sex is spinning in a tub

SICK

Joe Bob was right about this music being horrible

w-why the navel shots?

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>this music

this hot tub scene is so weird. Holy shit

> He doesn't have a navel fetish

I missed the tits, were they good looking?

Climbing is hard

I’m drunk and comfy right now. I’ll check this out more later.

Gangbang scene.

what a qt

This guy is the killer

Dave are you okay?

>this music (positive)

>4 ways about to happen.
>Crazy cracker picks up a knife and starts waxing philosophical about murdering the other three.
>Wypipo
SMDH

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Was there ever a reason why Joe Bob says
>okay back to the movie
and then continues to speak? Or does he just like to do it?

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Is this dude nice or vaguely threatening?

He's been doing that for decades.

>creepy monster man shadow
>nothing it's okay

Both and neither.

I know, that's why I'm asking. Before I assumed maybe it had something to do with needin time to roll the movie but he's still doing it today.
I like it, just curious

Decent. Small and perky.

Dis wop dago fukkin ded

Sorta habit and sorta warning - that it's going back to the movie after a quick comment type of thing.

i always figured it's just another shtick
>back to the movie, oh yeah and also..
>rambles off more facts and jokes

Think of it more as a running gag that became a trademark of his.

It makes everything hella comfy so I'm not complaining.

The killer's feet look like they're part of some really weird fursuit

I think it has something to do with movie reels needing a minute to start up. I could be horribly wrong though.

So when he says back to the movie that’s the queue to start the movie reel up again. And while he waits for it to start up he’s gonna chat a little longer till it finally starts.

always wondered why people don't do that (climb up the rope) in moveis when they're being hung

That was actually a pretty good non-gory death scene

A good percentage of adults are too out of shape to climb a rope. That combined with the shock of what's happening and the blood being cut off from their brains, I assume.

Agreed. Friday nights are now the comfiest time on Yea Forums. A bunch of horror and nostalgia bros watching something we actually enjoy watching.

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But no reels are involved in his show and they weren’t involved in his old show. It’s just a schtick that he does.

This movie feels incredibly schlocky.

I was going to say for a slasher film done so early in the genre and borrowing heavily from Friday the 13th, it actually isn't that bad.

Maybe it has something to do with how Drive In theatres worked?

It’s just a schtick he does. It has nothing to do with anything.

True this feels more original than shit like Fall Break aka The Mutilator.

Did Aristotle really say that? I mean most Greek mythological stories take place over a long span of time.
7year Siege of Troy comes to mind, or the Oddysey

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It's actually italian

I dunno if Joe Bob or Shudder set a year limit to the movies they show on the last drive on, but I'd really like an "Asian" night with korean movie The Host (2006) and pair it with the japanese movie House (1977)

after last week's show i'm pretty sure the only limit is whatever shudder has the rights to

Any other recommendations?

The Drive In I used to go to in college was still using reels and a projector but that was back in 2005. It was build in 1948 though and burned down in 2010.

There's one near where I live now. Double feature for half the price of a movie but I think it is more new school in regards to the projector.

The Host is on the site, but it looks like House isn't on it yet.

Also pretty cool death scene. Hood decapitation.

I’m not so sure, I think is more what Amazon has rights to, weirdly. Amazon and Shudder will rotate what is on demand, one has it, then the other, then neither, the one has it...etc.

Cougars in heat.

He ran a Takashi Miike film not too long ago and I'm pretty sure he's a big fan of The Host.

Shudder is definitely not censoring Joe Bob. He might have been testing that with Society.

Isn't Shudder an AMC thing?

I mean, sure? I just know what I’ve seen on my queue.

It is owned and run by AMC, yes.

My only drive in memory was when I was 5 or 6. My parents and my brother were watching some boring ass movie in my dads Ford pickup. I don’t remember what movie it was because it was so fucking boring. But what I do remember was the screen behind us was playing mother fucking Cujo.

I really wish there was another local drive in. Sadly I don’t think Oregon has any these days.

Does this other bitch show them tittays?

This bitch got some weird eyes.

>torrent site only has a Lisa Ann scene

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Surprised I've never seen this before, it's pretty decent.

>that crash
LOL

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I googled it and there's still a few in Oregon. I'm in the South and it is the comfiest way to watch a movie. Bring a cooler of beer and some friends or a date on a warm spring night and enjoy two movies for the price of half of one.

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This girls acting I find both fascinating and terrible.

I only went to the drive in once before it closed and it actually was quite far away (45 minutes on the highway). The first movie was Tokyo Drift, don't remember the second one. Anyway, we went in a fresh off the boat JDM Nissan Silvia (cause it's a drift movie set in Japan, how fitting.) Unfortunately, we had to go back home early cause the japanese radio couldn't pick up the drive in station (japanese radio broadcast isn't on the same frequency as NA or Europe)

kind of annoyed she isn't doing anything rational like contacting the police and making sure the chillun are safe

Check
>yourporn
>dot
>sexy

Be sure to enable your popup blocker.

Did this movie come out before or after the Shining?

sounds like porn

FM radio app + bluetooth couldn't help?

Cujo is such an underrated movie.

one year after

After, of course
This is obvious 80s

Oh shit, this site rocks, thanks a ton!

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2*

That was in 2006. My sister had a Nokia Razr

My bad.

It's time for /our girl/

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>still not calling the police

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Witness how the Aryan goddess grasps the long blackness of the shotgun. You just know.

This is kinda cool to find out about. The next time I take a trip up towards Portland I will try to make a side trip to a drive in. I would love to experience a drive in as an adult.

Well now she’s really dead!

By what means do you think they could accomplish that in 1981?

with the telephone she just used?

I hope you enjoy it. Most Drive-ins are now scattered across the country in middle of nowhere outskirts.

>I'm a scared child! I'm acting!

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>that is considered an aryan goddess

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She's Jewish, btw.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaylen_Ross

Oh, he's Frankenstein's monster.

The fucking music.

Unironically a pretty good death scene

>hey travis crabtree

>Masked hulking killer
>Killing kids at summer camp
>Sticks a blonde on a meathook

What pre-1981 slasher film did Madman NOT rip off?
Also
>This music

what the fuck, that's the end?

What's next?

DESTRUCTOFUNK

Maniac Cop next pls.

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No hat

Based Casio player.

Based John and his Guitar!!

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He does a decent Johnny Cash.

COMFY KINO

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whorelick

>John (((Bloom)))
>Aka Joe Bob Briggs
>Calling out for deception
>Gaylen Ross
>Aka Gail Sue (((Rosenblum)))
>mfw

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TIME FOR FUN

would you a darcy? i've jerked off to her so much ever since the last drive in just because

Sure.

Just finished jacking off now lol.

No mail girl will ever top Rusty

Sounds fun

Why did she have to ruin her face with surgery? She was just fine without it.

I've been watching her videos from her prior modeling career for years. Funny that she first moved to Hollywood to try to get a role in Joss Whedon's Wonder Woman.

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fucking kek that joke

That was a pretty good joke.

Are we doing Audition tonight?
Didn't we just do Miike?

I'm ok with the surgery

can't beat honey

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that korean show looks cool

Which series was Dead or Alive?

Rusty had the best personality and banter with Joe Bob

>Korean

Ichi the killer!!!

hell yeah Wolf Guy

Based Sonny China.

Normally I don't dig it when women go under the knife and get fake tits, but Darcy / Diana is cute. CUTE.

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youtu.be/TM65MPPn4PA

get ready for pure YakuzaKino

Yea.

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Hell fuckin yeah it's Rawhide Kobayashi

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suddenly Japs

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Liking these totals.

give link and I will

26! 26 breasts!

i couldn't find that commercial but i found this
youtube.com/watch?v=QJWrhWKA4Rc

This sounds like the single greatest movie ever made.

youtube.com/watch?v=mTtURP7HF0o

TARANTINO
X
SONNY CHIBA

Japan had drive ins?

>Joe Bob only thinks a movie is shit if it's boring
Never read his old articles, did ya?

God I love sleazy 70s Japan.

During the American occupation Japan was basically Miami

I don't know about Japan, but I'm in Canada.

Oh good, it's not a dub.

Fuck, subtitles

Too bad I'm about to fall asleep cuz I wanted to see the next movie, but glad I stumbled upon this thread. GN guys

noice!

Now that you’re making me think about it of course they did.

What's this movie called again?

eyebrows

*funky 70s yakuza music stops*

great effects

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i forgot how good the music was in this. tried finding the soundtrack but never could.

apreciate it!

youtube has a lot of compilations from random 60s-70s yakuza movies you might be able to piece it together from there

getting steamy

Why do nips like Debussy's Clair de Lune so much? I get that this is a werewolf movie, but I always hear it in japanese stuff.

that's a spicy poster

Good Taste

Wait, so there's never gonna be an actual on-screen werewolf?

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Oh no, Sonny is gonna get the syphilis too

The syphilis makes I think hotter

There isn't enough porn about fucking crazy chicks, it's a goddamn shame

Janey Jones and Mandy Muse seem unhinged. Larkin Love has crazy eye.

This movie fucking rules

This movie honestly has great cinematography for what was supposed to be a low budget filler film

what a tweest

I am fucking lost

Awwww yeahhh time to fuck this chick who has the same name as my mom

Welp, that's it for tonight.

Joe Bob called me a weeaboo.

JOE BOB NAMED THE WEEB

feels good man

Is there a way to send an email to Joe Bob? Or do you just gotta tweet to Darcy?

You can probably just tweet Joe Bob directly, he has a pretty good fan presence.

He has his own email and twitter too

joebobbriggs.net/contact

He's on Twitter to, just not as often. But he usually gets on once a day, anyway.

Well folks, it's been another good week hanging around with y'all.
Till next Friday.

Alright cool I would like to send him some mail but couldn’t figure out who to send it to. Thanks!

What are you going to say to him?

are these Monstervision rips?