Nostalgic British fap thread 2.0

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More comfy shit lads.

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Free bump

holly gives my dick good conniptions

Lads the world snooker championship starts tomorrow.

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Ben Dover’s 9th. The one with Michelle and Lucy.

That's good to hear, I've been meaning to start watching it at some point. I always found the mid-tier road trips/challenges where they'd stay in the UK the most comfy, but all specials will be top bants.
I was 8 at the time, I'd love to go back and watch them fresh again. Watched all of Ecclestone and Tennant with my mum as they came out, unfortunately we sort of dropped off towards the end of Smith's era but I'll never forget those kino years.

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GUNGED

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Had a massive crush on Billie Piper the whole time too

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Secret Diary of a Call Girl was a good source of wanting material.

>That one BBC tv drama where she fucks a schoolgirl

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*wanking obv

I hot glued her action figure

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top chavfu

Friendly reminder that Holly’s tits once popped out when she was presenting Ministry of Mayhem
>mfw watching it with my sister at the time

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Her face is so average.

For me, it’s big willy Omar’s British adventures

Mulhern had a good grab didn't he.

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For me, it’s Naomi

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Christ almighty

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So Yea Forums is just shitty /s/ now

Yeah why not.

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Name of the show?

I just want to buy a Freddo, Blue Panda Pop and a packet of Space Invaders and bunk off school again.

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It's in the filename - True Love (2012).

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what a pleb
her looks were overrated back in the day in "her prime"

i'd lick the sweet off that Anglo slag!

GUNGE THAT PEDO

she literally looks like someone (me) just shot a load all over here face.

since when was british TV this lewd

Its been awfully low test in this thread lads..

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>since when was british TV this lewd
Since forever.

what a stupid ass game for retards

ONE EYE ON THE BR
ONE EYE ON THE EXIT

Literally the only reason to watch that show and they knew it.

>for retards

It's a very hard game to play, retards would struggle with it.

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Go to bed Joe

For me, it's Hollyoaks.

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Imagine being her brother.

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chavs think its smart

like darts

i want to eat an omelette off of her ass

Eastenders also had some great plot at times

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haha wouldnt it be weird if she walked in on you while wanking and she asked if she could sleep in your bed for the night

Both darts and snooker are very tough to master and get good at. It's why only the British and Chinese are any good at snooker, they're the only people who have the brain capacity for it.

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>Those burns
Definitely English

snickers?

A retard could get good at puzzles if it's all he did his entire life and that's snooker players, bums who artistically dedicate themselves to something stupid.

Imagine if she were your older twin and you were in love with each other and you explored your sexuality with each other

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>bums who artistically dedicate themselves to something stupid.

That's most sports. You need to be autist about you craft to get good.

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this girl literally only fucks Asians and blacks

>be poor and norfern
>have freeview box because not norfern enough to have an uncle barry to chip a sky box
>have two music channels
>have to flick between them both to hope theres a hot music video on

haha it would be crazy if she were your older sister and that, despite bullying you for your lack of sexual experience, she taught you everything you needed to know to please a woman haha such a stupid proposition

Did she return to Eastenders recently? I don't watch these soaps I only know these things from me dear mum who watches all the soaps. I remember Maddy Hill who is chavtastic.

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>if we add graphics overlays we can make it seem like they understand physics all along!
>people will feel smarter watching this!

its a pub game for drunks

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Respect.

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We all feel like we can play snooker at the top level while drunk. I struggle to get a 20+ break.

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these people had pub family, or snooker hall familys or drunk dads

they have been playing since 9, its sad and uninteresting

its a fun pub game when wasted only boring tossers glorify it because they have no personality or interests

>ywn again watch Takeshi's Castle on Challenge all Sunday morning before playing Timesplitters 2 until you pass out
the closest I got was when they showed the original run of Knightmare for a few weeks about 2 years ago

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has madeline duggan returned yet?

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why are aussies such cunts?

pls take this webm. iktf in regards of takeshi's castle and etc.

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>He didn't watch Beat Wars on CITV Saturday mornings

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For me, it's Gemma Atkinson

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takeshi's castle never got old
i could have been watching the exact same episode over and over again, i wouldn't have known, it was just so good

ty miladdio

tekashis castle was basically a guy saying "sirry asians" i miss it so much

Sunday morning Hollyoaks omnibus wanks.

old and hagged

Craig Charles Takeshi's Castle >>> that terrible American MXC version

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>a guy
oi

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>the photo that raised thousands of rods worldwide
i remember loosing my mind seeing this photo set as kid

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FUCKIN ELL LOOK AT THESE SILLY CHINK BASTIDS GO

upboated

I think so, heard something about a drunk sexual assault plotline with her. Haven't watched in years though. Last thing I remember is Bradley falling off a roof

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>t. mr. flibble

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this posh totty's doing it for me recently

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My nan would honestly put her ciggy out on you for that

Shit, I remember Bradley. The ginger guy that was banging Schizo Stacey?

She cute who dat?

>style
>control
>damage
>aggression

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My historyfu.

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your nan is a bitch and also i fucked her

she was better when she was thicc back then, now shes gone /fit/ and lost everything thats good about her

yer a wee shite bag, take back what ye said about his nana

Yea, and she was full on cucking the poor guy with his dad

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true, she still has her big tits though

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Used to buy her calendars, shame she stopped making them.

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Now there's a face I haven't thought about in a long, long time.

>Knightmare
Something special that'll never, ever be replicated. Part balls-hard dungeon crawler, part story-based gameshow, all kino.

>Time out is gone! The kino, goes on...

You have to understand the British Jew, the force behind their concept of Celebrity, to comprehend fully. They thought they would sell BILLIE as the new KYLIE, you see, to homosexualities. Thought she was going to be like "SPEARS" as they called her. She has a video where she wears the same green retard suit as Britney and is all made up like her, dancing under these huge light-up flaming signs that say BILLIE and shit.

Point is she didn't have to look good they thought, since she was for faggots.

>you may not be able to tell, but that wall that they are scaling is a massive 5ft in height

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lads...

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Jesus. Imagine slapping that pig around with her tits out and her face covered in drool...

Her posh voice is triggering my Gaelic genes. I'm not sure if I want to pillage her border town or a arrange a political marriage.

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>Malene Espensen on Brainiac

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Jade Goody for me lads