How did a blue collar Seattle police detective afford to send two kids to Yale and Harvard, than on to med-school?

ooooooOOOOOOoooOOOOooooooooOOOOO

Seattle police detectives make over $150,000 a year and retire making 80% of their highest earnings

in perpetuity, with medical coverage.

what a great system

Their mother was a psychiatrist as well.

>it's a crane boys discover their mother cucked Martin and he doesn't want to talk about it episode

They're actually psychologists, no idea how that got fucked up.

Jungian. My mother raised my in a Skinner box from 4 to 6.

They are psychiatrists, both went to med school

I AM WOUNDED

The Crane brothers are Medical Doctors of Psychiatry.

Why did the boys never accept Martin's offer of pork rinds?

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Doesn't go well with Sherry

anti-fat was at the forefront of all dietary advice

Are you hype?

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It was back when an entire semester cost you $200 and a handshake

>GRAMMNET
What did they mean by this

Choose one:
>drinking Ballantines with Martin at Duke's
>cappuccinos with Niles at Cafe Nervosa
>fine dining with Frasier at Le Cigare Volant

It's his production company. So basically Kelsey will be showrunner and ruin it.

>blue collar
>police
>detective

critical thinking is important

I choose night of unbridled passion with Roz

Jack Daniels and anal with Roz at the Spuddy Buddy machine.

same but with Maris

What does maris look like?

I intend to find out, all I know is shes a pale sticc and I wanna snap her like a twig

Jungian, obviously.

What if you get her during her hideously fat phase?

>That time both Frasier and Martin fell for the same woman and Martin cucked Frasier

Frasier got weird at times.

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i paid for it and well here i am rockign like a fagatron

I hear the blues a callin'.

I'm not gay, guy!

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>>implied tasteful

lets send a dead whore >>lol

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LE CIGARE VOLANT! LE CIGARE VOLANT!
youtu.be/fgU9B07vaeU

he gave up his ability to get a sticky

Real question is how did he fuck their mom she must have liked slumming with lower classes a lot. But I always thought it was weird that since their mother was apparently sophisticated and wealthy, none of the high society members ever bring up her side of the family when they speak to Frasier or Niles. But I think I also remember an episode which said they are descended from russian thieves that worked for russian aristocracy.

Martin was a Chad, even as a crippled old man he could still bang all kinds of puss

How did he get 22 years out of Frasier?

I was livid at martin first time I saw that episode. Cucking your own son

What's the worst thing besides LOL DRUMPF they could shoehorn in the reboot? Pop culture references would completely kill it for me since Frasier has never really been reliant on that type of humour much.

The patrician choice

They thought they were related to the Romanov family because they had a Russian antique appraised, but it turns out that their ancestor was the maid or something who swiped it

We're going home boys

>What's the worst thing besides LOL DRUMPF they could shoehorn in the reboot?
Kelsey Grammar is a Republican in real life so I doubt even that would come up

Unless he wanted to make fun of trump derangement types.

I'm moving to Seattle bros

Don't, its becoming a hellhole.

He's making a deal with Netflix ain't he

enjoy discovering dead junkies and serial killer victims every day

Andrei Gregory was right about cities.

Who would be the character deranged about Trump? Hard Mode: someone other than Frasier/Niles
my vote would go to Roz over the whole "muh planned parenthood/muh feminism" angle

Is the homeless situation that bad?

Frasier vs Stefan Molyneux. Could be Frasier needing to compete with him or some character based on him who is now considered the new hot and up and coming host that is drawn in a lot more media attention while Frasier is still living in the past.

Martin would be a Trump supporter if he were still alive

It really bothers me that in Fraiser they constantly tout their mother as a saint, yet the only time we ever see her on screen is in an episode of Cheers where she is portrayed as a borderline psycho who threatens to literally murder Diane if she doesn't break up with Fraiser.

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remember that cold open when niles starts a fire? Grammer directed that as well as severeral other episodes. he's probably the best choice to run the show.

Would Fraiser even still be on the radio? Is that plausible for today? Or would he have his own podcast or a daytime tv show?

Radio stations are still around today so they aren't a totally dead medium but I can see there being some plot where Frasier worries about being made obsolete because he can't adapt to the current tech savvy world and podcasts.

given the current state of Seattle and AM radio it's conceivable Frasier is a Michael Savage like conservative talk radio host

Probably would have to be a lot more worried about muh mental illness landmines that are far more in vogue than they were in the 90's over politics. As much as those two can be separated anyway.

Alan Partridge and Frasier need a crossover.

Gay

gritty remake where fraiser has to stop serial killer active in seattle fucking when?

Nobody was asking about your sexual orientation

That episode where his son teaches him chess and dad beats him in every match was great. Why can't Hollyjew show respect to working men in shows anymore?

>it's a frasier is talking about eddie the dog but everyone thinks he's talking about his father's penis episode

yes
t. seattleite

SCRAMBLED EGGS ALL OVER MY FACE, WHAT IS A BOY TO DO?

that episode is on right now on COZI TV picrel

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What did he mean by this?

>Baby I hear the blues calling
He knows sad times are upon us
>tossed salad and scrambled eggs
homosexuality and abortions
>and maybe I seem a bit confused
He doesn’t understand how society became so degenerate
>but I've got you pegged
He knows who's behind it
>but I don't know what to do with those tossed salad and scrambled eggs
He feels powerless to fix things since he is only one man.

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I set up my phone at work to play the Frasier Theme whenever I get a call. The ring starts at "HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A CALLIN'" and it ends at "I GOT YOU PEGGED, HA HA HAAA"

my dad spent some time homeless in Seattle recently (yeah he's pretty dumb, that's not the point), there are a whole lot of them there but they're also largely not as bad as in some other places, especially if they're in groups

Frasier's attitude and thoughts and feelings in dealing with that are one of the most unique relatable things I've ever seen on TV
not just feeling like he's better or supposed to be better, but being confused at the situation and not wanting to settle for "he's just better somehow"
come to think of it, now that I'm older, the part about realizing you're not so hot resonates too
yes I have autism what of it?

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Zizek or Peterson, Yea Forums?

Who was in the wrong here?

We've already got a Only Fools and Frasier crossover lined up

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The woman.

Fraiser bumbling around like an idiot trying to launch his Joe Rogan style internet show without having any understanding of internet culture seems like a pretty good set-up for comedy.

Such a weird choice for a crossover.

I...would actually love this.

>or a daytime tv show
this, he could be a Dr Phil type

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>Practice, practice, and practice some more at beat-em-up video game
>Still get beaten by friend because he can always somehow block perfectly
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

She didn't like it when they got in her banjo.

happened twice. Martin married one of them, the other was Lois from Malcom in the Middle.

Best episode bar none.

Kelsey Grammer is an actual Tea Party Republican so DRUMPF isn't gonna be an issue. Kelsey always liked the episodes that were about Frasier being a chad player though, and resented the increasing use of Niles (best character) so there might be some problems in the reboot.

ah buddy no one is replying to you that sucks all this work and all you have to show for it is a dead hooker a well tis the kek i guess idk hey hmm if anyone out side is reading this hmm call the hmm hmm idk a leaf pray to a leaf and a dead whore on a stick were i shall now be laid next too

Kelsey is a chad irl

THAT MEANS PILLS

THE GOOD STUFF

>What if you get her during her hideously fat phase?

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Yes, but Frasier just isn't

my fave episode is when frasier gets sick and believes niles is taking over his radio show so he writes himself a bunch of scrips and shows up to the radio show all tweaked out

Did Grammar expect Nile's character to be as popular as he was or did it come as a huge surprise to him?

EVERY ALPHA NEEDS A BETA

BASED FRASBO IS NOT THREATENED

look up everett tweaker cam on youtube. be prepared to be horrified.

also there's a bunch of serial killers loose up there and rapists.

Whilst Grammer resented the show moving away from a focus on Frasier, the cast were incredibly close (Niles and Martin's actors are Daphne's son's god parents, and Roz and Daphne's actors bought houses next door to each other). Grammer never resented DHP's success, because they were bros

Well she only acted like that towards Diane and was otherwise polite and sophisticated in Fraiser's company. Maybe she hated the idea of her sons dating people so she made them as undateable as possible.

Grammar didn't even want Niles to be a character. He thought the brother to Fraiser should have been the opposite to him, not a scrawnier carbon copy.

I thought it was cool how similar they were. Brothers in real life are rarely exact opposites and Niles was just different enough from Frasier to make him his own character.

I remember one episode they mentioned that they met at a murder scene

>Mahoney and Moose are both dead
I'm honestly not sure.

university wasn't expensive for boomers. tuition only became expensive when the government backed student loans

It's both a family trait (look at how Frasier spent so many nights at the blue collar Cheers back in Boston), as well as past decades (25 years ago now for the show, but 1950s-60s for Frasier's parents) being way less divided than they are now. There was much more mixing between blue and white collar and lower/middle/upper class Americans in that time period than there was prior to then or after then.

EVEN WHEN HE GOT HIS COURAGE UP NILES WAS MUCH MORE OF A WUSS

Alcohol: the Great Uniter

they probably paid for it themselves with grants, loans and scholarships like everyone else

What the hell happened to Frasier once he moved to Seattle? He had no problem drinking cheap beer for years in Cheers but suddenly he moves to the west coast and he wont drink anything but wine and spirits

Egotism.

'Cause they won their way in by being wicked fuckin smaht
>source: povo cunt who won a bursary to some posh as fuck school by being wicked fuckin smaht

Yuppyism was the rule of the day in Seattle back then, it still sort of is among the older boomers.

[FRASIER and Detective MACDUFFY are examining a crime scene. Flashing red and blue lights illuminate the otherwise bleak, deserted street. A body of a young man lays in a pool of blood]

FRASIER: Jesus Christ, they nearly decapitated this kid.

MACDUFFY: City's changed, Fras. Lotta years since you left for the tropical Pacific North-West.

[FRASIER pulls notebook out of his trench coat pocket, and opens it, ready to inscribe]

FRASIER: What's this guys story?

MACDUFFY: Middling freshman at Brookline High with no criminal record. Only child. Lives at home with mom and dad. Light of their lives.

[FRASIER furrows brow and james the notebook back into his pocket]

FRASIER: Don't waste my time, MacDuffy. You don't call in 'The Doc' for this shit.

MACDUFFY: Okay, okay... so get this - he's the nephew of Andrew O'Donnell.

FRASIER: That's a name I don't know.

MACDUFFY: The man running against the mayor in the next election. Up by 6 points, they're sayin'.

FRASIER: [long pause] I'm listening...

I'm a Hung specialist.

I chalked it up to being back around Niles and becoming a celebrity

god, that would be based.

Frasier is the kind of man to be against Trump in the company of his elitist friends but then overwhelmed by his celebrity in his presence and instantly begin sucking up to him.

Frasier replaces his dad, and Frederick is now the blue-collar type that doesn't understand him.

i don't need to show you my freshly washed penis to answer THAT one, bucko

>Frederick
>A intelligent, academically-successful Jew being raised by an overbearing, emasculative and dominating Jewish mother in upper-class Boston
>Ending up working class
No fucking way. David Crane more likely to end up working class with Daphne as his mom and the likely influence of guys like Grandpa Marty and his uncle Simon.

The one which isn't freak
Jungian.

She just recognized Diane for the cunt she was

I'd rather they try to throw me a dinner party at frasier's pad

>Frederick is a neurotic mix of all the worse traits of Lilith and Frasier
>David is a zoomer that rebels against his parents by acting like a member of Daphne's family (fighting, stealing, working with his hands, drinking beer instead of sherry) instead of like Niles.

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Honestly that's how I'd see it play out. Frederick is a high-achieving academic of some kind that is crippled with doubt, self-loathing and all sorts of anxieties.
David is an intelligent but unmotivated and happy layabout that aimlessly meanders through life and is successful with women.

AFTER ALL THIS TIME FREUD'S SEXUAL DYNAMICS ENDED UP MORE RELEVANT THAN JUNG'S NEW AGE COLLECTIVE UNCONSCIOUS HIPPY SHIT

This version of the mom was retconned, she was played by Rita Wilson in Frasier.

>that episode where Frasier dates the woman who looks exactly like her

Eat shit, Grammar
Fall off your stage

>This version of the mom was retconned
So was his dad from memory.
I know John Mahoney was in an episode of Cheers to as a writer or musician from memory.

who the fuck is David Crane? Do you mean DHP?

The son of Niles and Daphne from the show finale.

Frasier was always a snobby faggot, he just loved the Cheers bros and wanted to be accepted by them.
Take the Cheers bros away (and put him in a very yuppie city with his even snootier brother and some celebrity status) and he's back to being a bougshie pussy

Based

I get why Kelsey Grammer hates the Niles characters. It's basically Frasier x 10
>even more snooty
>even more yuppie high society
>smaller in stature
>less masculine
>has a very pale wife, cold hearted wife (even more so than Lilith)
It's like if they did a spinoff with Kramer and gave him an even wackier neighbor than himself

Well yeah that's what they needed to do. With Frasier as the main character he needed to seem like the more relatable one, with the side characters being either completely different (Martin, Daphne) or more extreme (Niles)

>Your on the Crane with Frasier Air!

>niles, grammnet has become senile!

>pretending overtime payments are included in pensions
>pretending every cop retires at the top

Stop this.

>It's like if they did a spinoff with Kramer and gave him an even wackier neighbor than himself
shit I'd watch it.

Cups of tea with Daphne as we watch silly old romantic movies in a dimly lit room and she falls asleep resting her head on my shoulder

every cop is a corrupt, rent-seeking shitbag

>tfw Kelsey is exactly like your dad

Agree I hate cops but Martin crane and axel foley are the only ones I like

the mother was super smart and rich

I love it when drumpfkeks reveal themselves. Top universities give out scholarships like no tomorrow, unless your parents are millionaires they're free.

Obviously trumpets aren't good enough to even apply and don't know this.

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>I love it when drumpfkeks reveal themselves. Top universities give out scholarships like no tomorrow
Not if you're white or Asian.

Literally just proving the point. You haven't applied to any college at all lol.

Do you think a top college actually fucking cares about the tuition fees?

>Do you think a top college actually fucking cares about the tuition fees?
No. They care about the diversity of the campus or who the kids' parents are.

>No. They care about the diversity of the campus or who the kids' parents are.
Ahahaha COPE. I'm a straight white male at Berkeley and was raised in poverty.

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Dr. Frasier W. Crane, M.D, Ph.D., A.P.A.

The good kind that can prescribe druggies.

Was Martin a good father?

Beer with Roz in her bed

I love IRL Frazier stuff. My favorite is the floorplan of his Bell Town condominium. When I saw this thread, I dove right in and started crunching some numbers. From my calculations, Mr. Crane would have had to meet a daily benchmark north of three Narcan administrations, 100 dookie removals and fourteen unprosecuted property crimes to hit his bonuses and manage the tuition. Kinda unlikely so I he likely went deep into debt financing their tuition, but it paid off, as he got to live in that posh penthouse with his kids!

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So you are the exception and not the rule? Good for you. Also
>Berkeley
I'm sorry

>MUH PENSION!
>I'M COKED TO THE GILLS AND I CAN'T GET A HARD ON UNLESS I BEAT MY WIFE AND KIDS BLACK AND BLUE
>I AM THE LAW!!!!
every cop

Their Mother was rich, she set up a trust fund for them

I worked hard and was rewarded. It's that fucking simple

Berkeley was my first choice out of every college in the world. I also got accepted to half the ivies including Yale, Caltech and Oxford (UK). Maybe if you actually tried working on yourself instead of crying about minorites you'd do better lol

real world's going to eat you alive m8

Yes he was he loved his children despite them being pretentious snobs and criticized them and encouraged them

I've already got loads of job offers (highest was about 100k), getting them was far easier than college admission.

Gay

if you think your name and background accounts for nothing, and just by "working hard" (don't even want to imagine what that entails in a US college, reciting your 11 times tables?) you'll get ahead in life you are deluded.

Don’t be salty he’s forging ahead in a career path and you’re whining about the need for brown people to inflate the colleges

youtube.com/watch?v=nrm2B0lhvYc

You think you're special, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I grew up in poverty and more successful than 99 percent of people my age. Obviously a fancy hs education and connected parents would have helped and I'd be doing even better, but hard work certainly gets you far enough.

lots of assumptions in this post

Nah bruh you sound like a salty boomer

I'm not a successful person, but I know a few and in general they don't spend their time shoe-horning their threadbare success stories into unrelated Frasier threads on Yea Forums

yep, as long as your regular Joe has to spend an hour in car on a way to a job there will be radio

Awww did you get arrested for driving while high lil zoomer?

k

You can be both

I can’t imagine being an adult and trusting and liking police

>tfw being called a boomer and a zoomer within a 5 minute window
Yea Forums finna shoot

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They’re both the same

>choosing anything but a free meal

Kelsey directed some of the best episodes

No one said you have to trust every cop but adopting a sovereign citizen tier outlook on them is cringe as fuck.

I’m neither but police are
Dangerous and savage and never to be trusted they will use every excuse to make a charge against you

they *might* (have my doubts) be nice people and the job they do might be somewhat necessary some of the time, but the way they go about achieving results due to the training they receive and the inherent personality of someone who seeks a position of authority without earning it makes them no different from any other group of thugs. It's like the old saying 'when all you've got is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail'

She still cheated on Martin with that family friend, then her husband the cuck lied to the boys and said HE was the cheater.

He doesn't hate the Niles character samefag

Dum de dum de dum de dum de de

Oh some folks go to college,
But we think they're all wussies,
They get all the knowledge
But we get all the

dum de dum de dum de dum de de

Why the fuck has this show been removed from existence in the fucking UK? You'd think one of the streaming services would buy the rights to it.

Anyone have a mega for the series?

How did Martin have the strength to pick up both fully grown sons with one hand each by the backs of their jackets?

ss+gomad

>Frasier is 6"1

Roz has the hottest voice. Loved her as Volcana in the DCAU.

How about a riff on Play Misty for Me with Frasier in the Eastwood role?

It was a different time.

Jungian4life.

How did two white men get scholarships to Yale and Harvard

Isn't it on Channel 4 three times a day?

Just buy the DVDs, you can get the entire set for about 40 quid. It's cheap as fuck. I was paying 40 per season when they first got released.

this is bizarre I just watched this episode on demand. that's spooky.

Jungian.

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It was a different time.

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>carrying binder, phone and cup all with one arm
Gent.

Cops make a lot money with bullshit "detail" work where they stand around """"directing"""" traffic during construction
(At least in Boston they do)

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What is that negative space room behind the fireplace?

No idea. Walk-in closet? Think there was one there in the show but never get a clear angle, or maybe I'm confusing it with the coat rack which was nearby. How about the space behind the chair in Martin's room, is that a tiny veranda?

Nice trips but you're dumb af if you don't think the majority of cops are greasier than a fat bitches taint.

That's his balcony, you see it when Niles fucks up the dragon kite and it hits Martin's window.

Sounds alright.

Miles, this is a costume party!

reddit gold for anyone who knows the reference, it's ungoogleable

bill bailey thanks for the gold good sir :)

What was Martin's tax policy?

it's a gas heater and that room is the utility access to the plumbing ain't no fireplaces in an apartment nigga.

It's Seinfeld with Frasier replacing Jerry.

This is literally a white man adopting a black man's perspective on life. Wut.

you reckon nepotism and cronyism is a zero factor in success?

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this guy sounds like an incel

oh yes indeed

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its 4/20 today. im going to have some of martins bbq chips and chocolate pudding dip in honor of his only time getting high

That doesn't make him any less wrong or right, smoothbrain.

who /ballentine/ here?

kinda does...

Grammnet ICO when? I'll finally get in on the ground floor for one of these

Does anyone know if you can get that in the UK? I'm going to do a Niles and go to my halloween party this year as Martin

Freud was a punk-ass bitch, Jung all the way.

>They’re both the same
how new are you?

>the entire apartment aesthetically centers around martins cock

almost freudian

He never turned down a beer on that show. He thought his dad's taste was plebian, but he still drank beer. But the show was set in his house, so he of course stocked what he preferred.

Source, watch the episode with Woody

Kitchen is set at the wrong angle. Also, I'm sure the living room was much "deeper", why would you set up your seating like that if it was just a big wall there, you'd have them inward.

The reason it's all at an angle like that is because it makes the room look bigger by having no true 90° corners (see the friends apartment).

youtube.com/watch?v=UuQAEVLljF4

Who makes a stage like that? STupid.

Probably the worst guest performance I've ever seen.

As usual, when the government subsidizes something it instantly gets more expensive.

he sold drugs

it was the 70s?

Woah

by not being asian

Kelsey episodes were fucking kino

>binary statement
>picks neither and instead suggests something might be "kind of" non specifically

Mong spotted.