Don Cheadle tells Brie Larson not to touch him

Don Sneedle

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what was she even doing?
this women is so unlikeable

this is what happens when girls don't have fathers around

Chris: Makes a friendly joke Brie: iS tHiS a PeRsOnAl AtTaCk? Edit: Thanks for the likes fellas,you're all crazy I swear lmao but I have nothing against Brie Larson,I hate when she acts like a SJW.

Would be really nice if the MCU crashed and burned with her leading the way

I honestly don't think so

chris hemsworth is a metaphor for the white men in this picture.

> nigger
> gay nigger
> neurotic woman

honk honk, thor. honk honk.

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I assumed this was hyperbole / a troll thread, watched it and it was incredibly awkward. He looks visibly tense and pissed off, withdraws his arm and glares at her briefly. One of the top comments on the youtube video is 'They have a group chat without her in it'. Sums it up. Insufferable cunt with some sort of serious complex.

Based BBC. You pathetic wh*Te incels can keep this nasty feet fungus bitch. We got our fill already.

based brie dabbing on niggers

why is he wearing a snap back slightly crooked

>if
lol expect it to go down at the first movie she leads

Me too user

Based don

> 5:50 "I feel like its been an all day thing"

holy fuck

With no survivors

>that cope when Thor tells her she's not the strongest

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imagine gossipping about this shit. You're all gay

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>she's probably screwed more black men than a child support judge has
>Cheadle the racist still doesn't want her touching him

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you guys seriously might be autistic. i hate captain marvel. but this aint it, buds. theyre joking around through the whole interview. but whatever, have sex

i think both of them have mental issues.

don cheetos was unironically using a "protest trans kids" shirt and he look like shit and she is always awkward, god knows if the fungus of her toe is now on her brain.]

lets put in perspective here: this woman has fucked fingers and go to parties with open shoes, so everybody can see something that any normal person would be like "i better use something that doesnt show this nasty shit in public".

Why would you want a w*ite women touching you

YES I AM
MOOOOOOOOM

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Why are some women so bitchy?

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brie? is that you?

HEAR ME OUT

I hate her but i would fuck her viciously and persistently for DAYS!!!! UNTIL ALL THAT FEMINIST INDOCTRINATION WOULD SLOWLY CRACK AND HER REAL SUBMISSIVE SLUTTY SELF WOULD REEMERGE

>joking
erm no sweaty. learn to read body language other than your moms.

>have sex
hey disney bot

He may have an injure on his arm.

Do you really think he would tell her in front of cameras to not touch him because he was pissed at her?

That part of the vid is too weird. It looks like an [as] sketch from eric andre

>it's just friendly bantz bro

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Don Cheetos a fucking aids raisin. He looks like an Ethiopian rat trapper.

>2:00
>chris brings up his stunt double can't hand stand walk for 50 meters
>can't think of the word to describe this act as
>brie being a total bitch says "S-S-STUNT"
>looks her in the eyes "hand-standy man"
I hate almost every single australian in existence except for Chris.

sexually unsatisfied

Would b kewl

/ourguy/ looked miserable with her. Look at his body language.
youtu.be/0XNfuunEzaM

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I don't even think she's that ugly, at least in make-up. She just has the ugliest personality.

It gets worst. Get a job in an office some time. You'll hate it, and wish you were a garbage collector or on a dead animal clean-up crew instead.

>taking one for the team
based

mind foot fungus

She's not ugly at all, but her personality is shitty as hell to where she's completely unlikeable.

I love Brie, she's so cute!

Too much testosterone

cringe

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>nasty feet fungus bitch
That’s the type of slut that like blacks, retard

its nice to love oneself.

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>greasy turkey necked skinny fat unfuckable with toe fungus
>getting her shit kicked in by gigachad ultralord
Must hurt.

damn Hemsworth is such a chad. is there anything that makes a woman more furious than a guy more attractive than her she know she cant manilulate?

she'll kill marvel so be thankful. they'll say something like superhero overload and take a few year break

do incels really not know what jokes are?

alright, finally watched this video. she is a massive cunt. Disney is fucked

Look at that diversity!

You hit the nail on the fucking head with this one.

Why is anyone surprised that a black man feels repulsion towards a manfaced bitch with no ass whatsoever?
From the viewpoint of a black man, if you have no ass you have no soul or humanity.

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fucking based

This but unironically. I wish she'd suck my BWC (big white cock)

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>"it's just a fact! Not just a personal opinion."

>"should we have a fight?"

>"I think we're fighting right now."

And Disney hired her to be the leading star now that the ones who have been carrying the MCU are getting puished aside. Most amusing.

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Ok even for super cunt that was really bitchy of him.

Wtf lol

I used to think that my life was a comedy
But now I realize, it's a tragedy

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Imagine a parallel universe where she wasn't a SJW and had a better sense of PR. Literally /ourgirl/.

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wait wait wait I thought she was supposed to be appealing to every woman of colour? is she organizing a white supremacist rally? omg put that racist in jail!!

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>"I think you've quite successfully stolen the torch"
what did Hemsworth mean by this?

10/10

>bunch of b-list actors made it big
>know comic book movies are just a joke and it's all just capeshit that make them tons of money and nothing else
>new actor comes on the scene and takes shit super serious and is on some sort of social justice campaign
>thor's actor realizes they're done with his character so he doesn't give a fuck
>don realizes he's stuck with her for the next decade of capeshit

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>bold faced lies about doing her own stunts
>when everyone knows her hot as fuck stunt double

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based Chris
No one likes her. I hope she quits or gets fired.

Sauce

Chemistry within the cast matters. If they're not cool with each other then it's really hard to do a convincing job.

AFTER ENDGAME ALL BETS ARE OFF

BRIE IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE OVER RDJ'S ROLE AS LEAD OF THE MCU

ITS NOT GONNA PLAY WELL

>R E N T F R E E

I can't watch it, what happens?

she cant be /ourgirl/ with those FEET

chapelle was right and no one listened to him

>be Brie
>blacks don't want you because you have no ass
>asians don't want you because you look like a middle-aged cat lady, at 29...
>whites don't want you because your mouth is retarded
>even footfags don't want you
>only incels are willing to defend you but you are too good for Incels
>your greatest showcase of self-determination in acting during the last year was putting on your own makeup
If she doesn't stink like a cat-piss and alcohol mix now, she will very soon.

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Then everything surrounding Endgame would be perfect.

I know these actors hate these dumb shit interviewers who go on long ass monologues about stupid cape shit characters.
Even I wanted to beat the piss out of this Arab loser before even a minute passed.

>BRIE IS SUPPOSED TO TAKE OVER RDJ'S ROLE AS LEAD OF THE MCU
That has been denied multiple times. If anyone's taking RDJ's role it's Tom Holland & his Spider-Man.

>this ain't it, buds
>you guys
>whatever, have sex
Have you told your family you're a fag yet or are you waiting for the right moment?

I'd lick that armpit

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>m-maybe if I keep giving Brie attention people won't talk about her as much

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>post yfw you will live to see the MCU crash and burn with this thot

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owned by sony. no chance.

5:15

why am i fucking laughing at this
i hate sneed posters

Brie was homeschooled and comes off as slightly autistic
Don on the other hand is completely autistic

autist need to stick to their nintendo games. please stop having opinions and lecturing others on body language. you are way out of your depth.

I don't like Brie but at least in this interview she didn't sperg out like she did in the other one.
I don't blame Renner for not liking Brie but at least he could pretend to be more enthusiastic in front of the camera. They're are doing these interviews to try to sell the movie.

They all should be (or at least try to appear) professional

imagine working hard to build up the MCU and some literal bitch sucks the right cock to take over and ruin everything you worked for.

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here we go boys, should we perhaps call it a

TOXIC FEMININITY ?

>Do you really think he would tell her in front of cameras to not touch him because he was pissed at her?
Why wouldn't he?

Did Brie beat up a trans kid?

Everybody hates Brie

Nice shop

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easy to read your body its visible from the moon

>"So what do you guys think of Brie Larson"
>"She's a slut..."

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He literally cpasted a yt comment.

everyone has a breaking point, he obviously passed his with her while filming and he's beyond it. Props to him for even doing this much. Suck it faglord

But what of it's a trans kid?

Eat shit. These people spent over a decade on this franchise only to have their thunder stolen by a disney executive backed cunt with the acting chops of a block of wood.

she probably stinks from all the mushrooms

dis bitch look like gromit from wallace and gromit

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Imagine the same question but the interviewer shows them this picture first.
Proper interview kino of the n-th degree. The internet would explode.

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>the first movie she leads
>the first movie

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He had a trans kid in his show and portrayed positively. I'm sure he's fine with it.

Or this one.

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The fuck is she doing to her tits to make her cleavage look like that? She's completely flat, what's going on?

Because blatant aggressive feminism and over-powered female characters made just for the sake of cutting the nuts off of the male characters helped make Star Wars 8 to be such a mega-success, right?

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fake tits

A combination of the wall, not being able to get Chad and witnessing a new generation of younger, prettier women coming in to replace you.

>tfw Renner probably got on her shitlist from day one over the Black Widow "slut" joke from years ago.
>She probably treated him like shit all during filming, cause of it.

>leak your own photoshopped nudes for publicity
>no one gives a fuck

Me on the far right

haev sex

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I unironically think you might be the one with autism if you believe that

Don cheadle contracted aids from a tranny

>that absolute block shape of a face
>that expression
why anyone would hire her for anything except a cunty role is beyond me

If he can't ACT like he ain't pissed at Brie then he's not that good of an actor.

Still looks like a tranny facially. lol at her trying to hide it with her hair. Also, that room looks like a total mess. Cheap furnishings too

On the plus side it'll only be a couple more decades at most before all real actors get replaced with CGI.

I don't know if you guys are serious, but this is scripted. They're playing on the rumors and public perception

yeah sure ;)

Face it, man. Her solo movie got a *massive* boost off curiosity alone. She's hyped in the post-credits of a multi-billion first-parter to a ten-year story. People wanted to know how the character fits into the story. Now they know - poorly.

It is my fervent hope that it serves as a wake-up to the audience to just what a shit job Disney has done constructing this "intricate mosaic" of plotholes, logical inconsistencies, and dogshit "world-building," and they exodus en masse after Endgame.

Why should he try? It's not like people aren't going to see the movie.

Can't deny she has suckable tits though. I'll take the hit

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Do you?

Brie Larson would make a great nurse Ratched

:^)

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Pretty good tits desu. But why do women always have so much shit on their floors?

Don cheadle is a gigatyrone, of course he doesn’t want some basic white bitch touching him

>I'm bored, come here and lets snuggle

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It's why she worked so well as Envy Adams. She was the perfect uber-cunt.

He’s indian. I know it’s hard to tell the difference for you Americans.

Can't stand Brie, but Cheadle has always come across as unlikable.

Bretty good, not gonna lie.
She's a cunt though, would probably rough her up until she stopped talking.

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Literally every single interview about Endgame I've seen where Brie Larson was present, 99% of the comments are people talking about how unlikable and uncharismatic she is. What are the odds Disney gets rid of her or just stops making movies with her in them after Endgame? I assume pretty low since Disney is also behind Star Wars and has only doubled down on the fan reactions to their questionable decisions.

no one cares that you are brown and can tell yourself apart.
you cant do that with all the asians. koreon. vietnamese. japanese. ect.
and whites which also have its own list of ect.
you fucking idiot

mmmmmmmm

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its just like my hentais

STOP THINKING QUALITY OR WRITING MATTERS WITH NERD CULTURE.
IT DOESN'T.

Kids that watch this garbage just want the action, quips and colorful CGI. Age 25-40 males meanwhile JUST want to be able to belong to the cultural zeitgeist, they want the popular brand and care about nothing else. Disney is selling people the sense of belonging to a fandom, that's it. Not good character arcs, storylines or thought-provoking subject matter - just capeshit.
This is why every new Star Wars movie has to either have the [A Star Wars story] branded onto it somewhere or they have to use an iconic word from the franchise in the main title (FORCE, JEDI, SKYWALKER), because that's all you need to sell a ton of tickets to modern mainstream nerd culture.

A lot of the videos posted in these threads seem like nothing, but he legit looks kinda pissed that was awkward as fuck

I want some context on that, it's a weird moment

The moment executives let him know that his son's arc wasn't ending as a confused young man learning how to be a man but ending with his son turning into some tumblr meme that thinks 50 some odd genders exist he quit the show and they had to cancel it.

Showtime has given him a new show recently but the same thing will happen again when they try to poz it up.

brie larson the type of ho to bleach her asshole

Chris is such a fucking chad.

and you just want to think about kids

I think he just really dislikes her. They both give off that impression through their body language throughout the interview.

I honestly don't give a fuck about all the strong wymen bullshit she keeps forcing. I don't like her on the single merit of her coming off as a total bitch and having no charisma to speak of.

All hideous kikes
>welp

>I think he just really dislikes her.
Pretty much everyone dislikes here except for a few online incels who'd take and defend anything with a hole.

She simultanouesly believes everyone is out to get her and put her down, while she thinks she's in the comfortable majority where everyone agrees with her or thinks her causes are just.

Take r9k-pol inceldom behaviour and put it into someone who has life served to them.

When your whole life is a comedy, it can be hard to tell.

>he took Stormbreaker
Not even surprised

I believe that Larson is a legit psychopath. She only emotes *when* she's acting(barely), but seems to suffer from flat affect at all other times. She doesn't even have reactionary micro-expressions when others are speaking, like she's experiencing no emotional response at all.

>I can't watch it, what happens?
She pokes both of them with her elbows to point at them, and he starts telling her to not touch him and that he told her to not touch him.
Its as weird, out of place, and awkward as it sounds, but none of them react to it, its bizarre.

There are plenty of tits in this world. No need to debase yourself with such a blackened soul for some transient pleasure.

thot status: patrolled

I want to suck on her plastic titties

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sure but he's muttering something under his breath, like he's repeating himself as well
sure she's dislikeable, maybe some of the "jokes" really are the rest of the cast being catty with her but this is different

Can you imagine what’s going to happen when she tries to pull that shit on Anthony Mackie?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=yP6LkvXN5LY

I want to impregnate her

>spergy incels discuss body language.

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Get in line

Jesus the comments.

And that's why it's going to die.

dilate and cope

lol what the fuck

someone (possibly even multiple people) have watched every single one of these videos

>STOP THINKING QUALITY OR WRITING MATTERS WITH NERD CULTURE.

It's not nerd culture. It's pop culture when it's been taken over by the normies and hipsters.

His solo movie was cancelled. comicbook.com/marvel/2019/04/19/don-cheadle-responds-fan-comment-cancelled-war-machine-movie/

Only when the next big fandom comes along, but Disney will either already own it, acquire it or undermine and destroy it.

"I AM IN MY PRIME"

Context?

lol, kinda based

So far, it seems to be a no for Hemsworth, Cheadle, Olsen, and Renner.

How hard do you think it must be being one of them, getting interviewed with the cast you work with for the big franchise you are part of, and no screwing it up. Just smile, laugh, say that you are happy to work in the movie and that you enjoy the support of the fans. And say that same shit in every interview.

How difficult does that must be?

>Yup, that's me

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>It gets worst. Get a job in an office some time. You'll hate it, and wish you were a garbage collector or on a dead animal clean-up crew instead.
I've been going through this for the past several years. Women are complete and utter shit, especially the unmarried ones around and after 30, these are the biggest trash.

The cast went from "everyone has their strengths and weaknesses but all are equally important" to "I AM STRONGER AND BETTER THAN YOU" with Brie coming on to the set.

They have every reason to hate her.

Even Hawkeye and Black Widow who have no really special superpowers are treated as equals by a Norse God and a bio-engineered supersoldier. But that sense of a level playing field is gone now thanks to "WELL I AM JUST STRONGER AND I AM THE SUPER-BESTEST!"

>those feet

What the fuck

Jesus Christ, how can he look this bummed and not be acting?

She's probably very introvert and mildly autistic, which is why she thinks all that SJW bullshit is real life, when its nothing but a nefarious, deadly ideology.

>this is now the female face of Marvel

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me too, but she has to look like the scott pilgrim brian larson

>The little mushroom statues on the hope chest
BAHAHAHAHAHA, WHY?

I bet these goobers are told to try to improvise witty banter when meeting the press but they can't so it just turns into them trying to act as their character with nobody feeding them lines, so they all come across as awkward and unlikable, except for Chris, whose character has no nuance so he can just ham it up and be in character

imagine the smell in her room

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> checks feet
Yup, it's real.

I want to see Nardwuar interview female celebs and open up by handing them a dossier of leaked nudes.

That's quite literally the opposite of what he does.

That would be too based for this shitty timeline.

Fair enough, the biggest change now is that it's not just kids and loners/social outcasts into these kinds of movies, it's the normies/hipsters as you say. One must then ask WHY such a large demographic of age 20-40 males are so invested in products typically aimed at children. Perhaps it's because nearly everyone feels like an outcast these days due to the advent of social media and modern technology which has infantalized people in first world countries to such an alarming degree.

Ultimately it just needs to be accepted that these flicks are dopamine delivery systems, they feed into a system of online discussion, theorycrafting, reaction videos and watercooler talk which is basically the only way for a large number of people to feel connected with each other. The system of 'nerd culture' is no longer self-vetting or deeply involved, it's been ruthlessly converted into an assembly-line production, fast food of the socially numb.

>STOP THINKING QUALITY OR WRITING MATTERS WITH NERD CULTURE.
Except it does. If you want something to have longevity it has to have a coherent story.
>This is why every new Star Wars movie
How many of them have done worse than expected? How much money have they lost on unsold merchandise? How much money did Hasbro lose because the prequels were underwhelming/disappointing?

Why does she always seem to give off this attitude like she’s better than everyone else?

this girl is child's play, give me five minutes with her and I would have her wrapped around my little finger, I know how to charm uptight feminists

>le underprivileged white woman face

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>muh nuance
He's extremely handsome and good humored. Him not saying anything is more gravitating than someone like Brie Larson trying to appeal to you.

>But why do women always have so much shit on their floors?
Women are dirty animals. I've lived with women and I've visited their places unannounced - they live like pigs.

>make his interview subject uncomfortable by immediately homing in on the subject they are least likely to want to talk about and hounding them about it relentlessly

Sounds like nardwuar to me

>I don't blame Renner for not liking Brie but at least he could pretend to be more enthusiastic in front of the camera. They're are doing these interviews to try to sell the movie.
Renner's smart enough to know that idiots will watch endgame and call it the greatest movie of all time, no matter what he does. Consumers don't really have the balls to back up their ideals, at least not at the cost of missing out on a shallow cashgrab.

>If you want something to have longevity it has to have a coherent story.
Lmao, the oldest stories rely on having little to no actual coherency. It's all exposition and poetry.

FUCK CIS MEN
FUCK WYY PIIPOE
AND FUCK JANNIES

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Cause she is ?

>29
>Already in the marvle universe where there are countless A-list actors
>Head of a marvel movie, just like RDJ or Chris Hemsworth

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Marvel crap has been a part of pop culture since the 60s, it's was never as niche as incels on Yea Forums claim

she is a sociopath

She looks like she could grab a banana with those feet

>crow's feet
>laugh lines
>turkey neck
>nasolabial folds
>29 years old
Bros, what the fuck are they feeding women in Los Angeles?

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I wasn't using it as dig at Hemsworth or Thor, more a dig as Disney being super controlling with media spots and Chris just walking out of this trash heap unscathed by chance because his character happens to be extremely lackadaisical.

>Mushroom statues next to her bed
> Mushrooms on her feet
Pottery

Disney will eat the contract cost and Brie will never appear in any additional films beyond Endgame.

that's normal for white women aged 28-34

I'm not the user you're replying.
>It is my fervent hope that it serves as a wake-up to the audience to just what a shit job Disney has done constructing this "intricate mosaic" of plotholes, logical inconsistencies, and dogshit "world-building," and they exodus en masse after Endgame.
The comics have been like this for what, 50 or 60 years?
People don't care, it's almost a religion now. They'll eat this shit and love it.

Wtf I love Don Cheadle now.

You can't make this shit up.

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I started watching from about 5 minutes to see Hemsworth's joke about Holy shit the passive-aggressiveness between the cast is unreal. The best part is when Don jokes about her bacon and she laughs really loudly and sarcastically while everyone else is laughing normally.
I couldn't make it more than like a minute. The entire thing's just too cringey and uncomfortable

Seriously. My sister is total filth. She leaves stained underwear on the floor and doesn't use the toilet brush after she shits and leave poop stains. Sometimes she forgets to flush too

She was homeschooled by her French Canadian homeopathic chiropractor parents. Her entire upbringing is pervaded with self-righteousness.

Are you 12 years old? You're gonna get wrinkles too, you know?

>dog mom
why does this piss me off the most. I fucking hate people who act like their dog is their child.

Pls have sex now

desu most of these interviews are pretty awkward no matter who is there

>homeschooled
>French Canadian
>homeopathic
>chiropractor

holy shit she's like the Captain Planet of disconnected white liberal smugness

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if she wasn't such a cunt i would feel bad for her, cause she is legit autistic and socially awkward

They always say this. But you can see they're trying so hard to be "professional". But all the small comments under their breath and the body language gives it away

Lmao
Figured this would be an over exageration but he does seem pretty disgusted by her

They're big, but they're not as big as you think. They're starting to falter already. I think we're on the verge of their collapse. Bear in mind, they're absolutely killing Star Wars and the MCU is their only other reliable cashcow. It's about to suffer a similar fate for the same reasons I've already stated. Everything SW fans criticizethem for they've already been doing to the MCU in slow motion. They were losing comics fans like myself as early as Phase 2. Now they'll start losing the fans/casuals they roped in. That will happen by virtue of replacing popular characters and charismatic leads with less popular characters and leads while simultaneously revealing just how poor a job of world-building they've really done. Fandoms only thrive in a world they can immerse themselves in.

The X-Men are played out. Their best arcs have already been told in one way or another, and no one's going to fully embrace a new Wolverine. Their biggest hope is the Fantastic Four, but Disney doesn't have the imagination or the sincerity to make them anything but a pale shadow of "The Incredibles," and even *that* is a poor tonal fit for the self-aware, superficial snarkfest of the MCU. The FF requires too much intelligence and imagination for a mainstream audience to ever fully get behind. And without it, it will come off as dumb as hell, something completely out of place in the MCU.

But he is bbc. He have sex for breakfast.

** tatatata tatatata tatatata tatata **
** gunfire **
** punches **
** glass breaks **
** wind blows **
** wire goes down**
have we started the fire?
** sneed **
** the fire feeds **

I don't think it's generalizable. I'm a slob and most of the women I've met are complete neat freaks, but my best friend in college was a worse even worse than me.

Because you know she sexually abuses that dog because the only kinds of men who would have sex with her are incels while normal men steer clear from her surroundings, ergo she's alone with a dog.

Bitch you can see the liver spots on her fucking forearms.

>They're starting to falter already.
all their movies are massive hits, the only recent flop they had was the Han Solo movie

The cast aren't normally making passive-aggressive jabs at each other under their breath. Even in comedy films where they pretend to hate each other in interviews it's never this tense. If you're not autistic, it's really fucking clear

Brie Larson?

More like Brie FARTSON, 'cause she stinks!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>But you can see they're trying so hard to be "professional".
t. has never experienced friendly banter

>I'll be the first me, not the next Tom Cruise, thank you VEEERY much
I didn't know cuntiness of this caliber was even possible

Holy fuck it's true.

White people need to realize the sun isn't their friend.

>tfw 28 and daily sunscreen user

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>The cast aren't normally making passive-aggressive jabs at each other under their breath.
they aren't, they just seem a bit uncomfortable and tired

Imagine a timeline where these two are the only anti-SJW cast members of the MCU.
Sounds pretty kino desu.

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Mackie is the actually most and possibly only based one out of all these people. Every interview with him is maximum banter and he even sometimes drops in some unexpected real talk.

yeah this is beyond awkward, the only tension I've seen before is with Downey Jr. and other actors b/c he's a typical A-Lister

>have images of you flaunting your naked body to be seen as a sex object leaked all over the internet
>still think you deserve to be seen as some kind of strong womyn super saviour

Great logic there brie. I would totally suck on those titties though, top tyre, top tyre indeed.

Lookin' pretty good for 28. La creatura but still..

she probably took them for her boyfriend and had no intention of them being leaked

>other people put out the money for the movies
>other people write the lines and story of the movies
>other people make the costumes, effects, sets, etc. for the movies
>YET she acts as if the whole thing is due to her being a fucking actress there
The fuck is this delusion?

why don't Yea Forums like her?
she actually looks fine af

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They both resent Larson because she stole things they were probably both promised by Marvel Studios when they signed on.
Chris was probably sold on the idea that he would be the "Strongest Avenger" with Hulk being considered a secondary member and Don was probably promised the role of Iron Man and leadership of the Avengers when RDJ left, both out the door now with Brie being both the leader AND strongest member.

what;s a liver spot?

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heheh

me in the back

she's not really my type but I don't think she is as bad some people make out

>I don't tie my shoes because rock & roll! XP

I will hate her to death.

>he's a racist anti-white SJW
I mean, he's kind of based if that's the truth

Because SJW/weird press attitude.
I'd waifu her pretty quick otherwise.

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Cringe Twitter formatting of random capitalization

>They both resent Larson because she stole things they were probably both promised by Marvel Studios when they signed on.
why would they resent Larson for that? She just took a job, their beef should be with Marvel

She already looks done with life.

>He looks like an Ethiopian rat trapper.
lol

That is a look of pure disgust and hatred

This is the emotion every man should evoke around unlikeable privledged coonts

Because that's what people do. When someone gets everything you want, you resent them for it.

>Forage mushrooms
>Store them under your toenails
What did she mean by this?

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omg I have the same shoes :3

Rogue steals her powers when.

Nah. He just doesn't want deal with fungus infection.

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Same. I'm starting to feel kinda bad for her.
Someone should tell her to stop being on the defensive all the time and to be more humble.
She problaby wouldn't understand that because feminism does brainwash weak minded women like her.

You're talking about myths. They're self-contained and enjoy their own power. Disney has made it an active practice *not* embracing the power of archetypes. They're low-key iconoclasts and have been for decades. That's why Star Wars is dying. One of TLJ's critics put it better than I ever could when he said, "If you keep poking holes in the myth, its power won't be there when you need it."

That power is fading from Star Wars. It was never present in the MCU.

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>,have sex
I really really want this to be a casual insult, this shit cracked me up

:3

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If she loves mushrooms so much, then why does she hate penises so much?

There are counless good movies where actors hated each other.

either way, allowing image of you to leak like that while being a feminist advocate is just showing that you're no better than any of the non-feminist women out there and takes away a lot of your intellectual clout. Its like seeing Emma watson's gay speech in front of the UN while knowing theres a picture of her out there presenting her pussy to chad because he got drunk and told her to send it. I managed to go 25 years of my life without feeling the need to take a picture of my dick and send it to a girl. Why cant brie larson, professional actress that spends her life in the public eye not do the equivilent?

Is it because its true that women have no true value beyond their physical attribute and feel the need to flaunt that value? Im sure brie wouldnt say thats the case but im sure deep down she would know it is.

youtube.com/watch?v=cl_MErcmIAM
Used to be kinda cute desu. Goes to show how modern society destroys our women.

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Sounds like me desu

>I managed to go 25 years of my life without feeling the need to take a picture of my dick and send it to a girl.
yeah that's cos your dick is small and you are embarrassed!!!!

The comics have underlying mechanics and better continuity than the movies have ever had.

aaaaa gotcha incel

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Name some.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU GOT ME, YOU WORKED ME OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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She honestly looks pretty hot in that makeup

Batman Forever. checkmate atheists

>watch the whole video
its fucking nothing

who hated who in that movie?

i wanna protect that smile

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i thought captain marvel was a tit cow? why do we get this fucking itty bitty titty committee bitch instead bros?

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Who is actually trying to fuck this woman? I'm thinking Brie is the incel if anyone is.

Dude, for real that's literally so obviously acted, scripted and on purpose. I'm an actual fascist who thinks America and Europe are being cultural subverted by Jews, but I'm telling you straight up this is on purpose, playing into the perception you people have built.

Not sure if you autists can not tell when someone is joking or if this is some elaborate gag

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Im trying to fuck her!

>managed to go 25 years of my life without feeling the need to take a picture of my dick and send it to a girl.
Never do this, girls think it's funny and show their friends, even if you have a massive dick and are okay with that, be aware that they won't be looking at it with lust, it's just the jokes will be about it being big and ugly instead of small/normal and ugly, and you and your performance will now be discussed and criticised by her and her mates, who will now all have a photo of your dick to use for any reason at any time.
Women take naked pics to send to their partners because they know their partners like it. That's about it. Celebs are as stupid as anyone else, perhaps more so as they tend to be vain, and so many got out because people went to try and get them because they were of celebs.

me :)

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>Told you about touching
>All she has to do is not screw it up (Chris' laugh) "she's stolen the torch"
I thought you people were being autistic, but damn there's some real shit there

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I genuinely didn't believe any of Yea Forums's bullshit because they have a new conspiracy theory every week which happens to explain why they're right even when they're wrong. But this is clear as day that the actors are pissed with each other.
Consider that you may have autism

they're being ironic and making fun of incels like you

>thirsty guy with a waifu folder he spams all day calling others incels

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You don't sell a massive downturn in box office in your main-sequence trilogy followed by an outright nuclear bomb as signs of a healthy brand.

who isn't really?

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I'm sure she uses that oscar to please herself, thinking about all those white men and the disgusting things they would do to her

I don't see it

youtube.com/watch?v=GwRg7L8oh9I
>9:48
Is she literally flexing her ass on national television? What the fuck is happening.

Made me physically cringe

>2003
what happened?

Holy fuck spongebob squareface!

I bet she does

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>the only dead post is the one mentioning niggers

MODS ARE FAGS

He looks like a cancer patient.

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if the cast hates Brie why hasn't Enty put out any blind items about it?

checkmate incels

This is unironically based as fuck

LMAO ITS NOT JUST VINCE AND MEL LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE ROOM WANTED TO GET THE CROSS

2003 was 16 years ago, we all grow up and get old, user

How/where has Hemsworth reacted?

Don mentions bacon at 5:49. At first she goes with it, then Chris makes a joke that everyone except her laughs at. Then she tries to get in on the joke but also downplay it. Then Don makes a joke about her coming out with a line of bacon dispensers and she reacts with an over the top, sarcastic laugh and repeats "bacon dispensers" to highlight how stupid she thinks the joke is in a very passive-aggressive way

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> MCU cast are like a group of friends who banter and joke and love each other. Amazingly harmonious cast.

> In comes Brie and ruins that harmony as some of the original cast exit.

> She's the Yoko Ono of the MCU cast.

Tracey Morgan spitting 30 Rock's writing staff's line about how Doctor Cosby refused to wear a dress comes to mind. How is he doing NBC/Universal/Comcast's bidding now that he's rich from being made more retarded by Sam Walmart?

Every like she says makes her sound like a whiney 16yo bitch.
>I'm not gonna fight your war.
>I'm gonna end it!
youtu.be/SLF75axbD9A

Also, right afterwards she mentions her ability to "break that ceiling" for "making corporations billions of dollars" as a female lead as if Disney has never made a billion-dollar grossing film with a female lead before her

I think it's more a case of Larson being an autistic female who can't keep up with their humour than any genuine hatred

The moment that bitch steps with this feet into Liechtenstein from Switzerland, she already enters Austria.

only looks bad for Don Cheetah. Even is Larson is a dumb bitch.

Yeah, people dont stop to talk about Hitler. We know how he is so beloved now of this.
Or trump, thats why so many democrates or lierals like him so much.
Be happy i gave you attention.

Ahh yes, the valley girl accent. Never goes away fully, even when you become a professional "acteur"

She really hit the wall

hahaha so funny :)

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Looks like shes had a nose job

zero photoshop in this pic

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Has there been a Captain Marvel porn parody already? Who played her?
hoping it's mia malkova

Looks like a Transvestit

Why can't they have a beef with both, one for broken promises, the other for feeling just so perfectly entitled to benefit from all their hard work?

In my opinion, their animosity(whether real or imagined) serves as a great metaphor for the "battle of the sexes" and "gender equality." For millennia, women were vital to the survival of the species. Men can't birth children, men can't even properly feed infants, but what they *can* do is hunt and provide. They can invent new technologies and improve on existing ones. Then we passed a critical point where those technologies essentially freed women from the hearth. Then it all gets painted as us "keeping them down" and suddenly they're entitled to everything in what had been the "male sphere," and we're not even allowed the freedom to call them out on their entitlement.

weird flex but OK

mmmmmmm

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Because she seems to be a pretendious diva with no social competence other like these screaming "my feels are the truth" persons.

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THIS PICTURE IS LITERALLY PATRIARCHAL OPPRESSION
THE MALE GAZE DRIVES BEAUTY STANDARDS

AUTISTIC IS BENIGN

SHES A HUMORLESS SELF IMPORTANT OSCAR WINNING(!!) FEMINIST ACTIVIST
AND NOBODY LIKES THOSE
DONT HATE HER, JUST HATE WHAT SHE DECIDED TO BE, SIMPLE AS

NOT EVEN JLAW AT HER PEAK WAS THIS UNLIKABLE, BRIE IS REALLY BREAKING GROUND HERE
ITS SO OBVIOUS THOUGH THAT SHE GETS HER BULLSHIT DABBED ON ROUTINELY, EVEN EASYGOING THOR CANT STAND HER SHIT

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>this looks "wacky," right, fellow human?
It all looks so inorganic and calculated.

Holy shit based

Falcon has always been my favorite on the MCU

you might be genuine autistic (or a shill) if you cant tell the difference between banter (Chris Evans going "dont look at me" for instance) and their awkward body language and pauses

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For any porn producers reading this, here are your two parodies (that I'm genuinely giving away for free)

1.
>captain marvel fucks... CAPTAIN MARVEL?
>that's right, on an intergalactic mission she comes across a strange man after vanquishing some enemies
>she later finds out that this man is Billy Batson aka Shazam aka Captain Marvel
>despite initially acting cold and cunty, she can't resist his light-hearted humour and charm as much as she thought...
>also there's a scene where shazam explains he's been doing this for 15 years and is an adult when not shazam too for legal reasons

2.
>captain marvel's interdimensional sexual adventures
>after being seduced by Shazam, Cap is confused and unsure about herself and where she is
>so she decides to travel to earth to take a break only to discover it's not the earth she thought she knew
>a freak accident with some armed robbers leads to a run-in with supergirl
>supergirl explains she must have traveled to a different dimension
>cap is confused but then realises that, just like college and vegas, what happens in an alternate dimension stays in an alternate dimension

I guess you have a third parody where she goes home and fucks Thor or something.
I should make a career out of this

You are overestimating your abilities.

she surely enjoys it though

Does literally anyone watch SNL anymore? Fuck, I miss people like John Belushi.

based bba(basketball american)

Noooooooooooo, I need my feminism!!
syke

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wat

I don't get it, 5 and half? Sorry, english isn't my first or second language