Luke...

>Luke, did I ever tell you that 19 years ago me and your father were doing crazy backflips over lava jumping from platform to platform, but now that we're older we have to take it slow? Time is not a good friend.

>Also, did I ever tell you about said time where I chopped your father's limbs off by the river of lava and left him to burn? He was a good friend, who's acting pretty calm and collected right now, when he should be uber-pissed at me given what I did to him.

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>who's acting pretty calm and collected right now, when he should be uber-pissed at me given what I did to him.
The last time he acted with his emotions he killed his wife and got his limbs chopped off.

That obiwan-Vader fight has not aged well at all

This is why you introduce kids to the franchise by watching episode 4 first.

Not due to the fight scene, which was fine. I always just imagined Vader was toying with him just to enjoy the kill and didn't now about him disappearing, a trick he learned from QGJ from beyond the grave I assume that was not taught to Anakin. The problem with this scene is that Obiwan doesn't seem even a tiny amount guilty for what he did. In fact, he seems cool and collected. The Obiwan from the PT would have at least shown some tiny amount of remorse. He literally dismembered and left this motherfucker to FRY to death. The characters don't align. The PT doesn't even make any sense if you think about it. Why did they even go to those other planets and wait decades? What was their plan? None of it even makes any sense. Which is why Lucas is a hack for making the prequels especially as he did. The PT was worse than a fan fiction.

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The original trilogy lightsaber fights weren't that good. Obiwan and vader just hold their hands out in front of them waving their sticks around. Then vader's first fight vs luke is just throwing shit at him. And the second fight is vader blatantly jobbing.

Don't blame Lucas for the prequels. Blame him for episode 4

This. Lucas had a vision but it was nowhere near completely fleshed out yet so the first movie was essentially a pilot episode, meaning there were a lot of things that later in retrospect look weird and don’t make much sense because Lucas hadnt finished it fully yet

Actually it's a technically sound fencing-based duel unlike the sequels which were full of superfluous flashy twirls and flips which leave giant gaping holes in their defence

I love the prequels but the fights in them are choreographed for visual impact, OT duels are a lot more plausible

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