Does the EU give a reason for why Rey got so goddamn fat in between TFA and TLJ?

She looks like she fucks Jawas

One of the most easily noticible but least discussed facts about that movie.

Daisy poster. Tell me how you know that Daisy is engaged since January? And are you sure?

Men get fatter as they get older.

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Damn she got FAAAAAAAT.

this is why its so stupid to have the movie take place only a few hours later.

Rey is not featured in the EU. Go ask the Storygoup, they'll give you a "canon" answer.

That was bigger Rey.

space coke

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OMG HAVE SEX INCEL
YOU'RE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT VIRGIN
AND YOU'RE THE REAL KEK

In star wars more size equals more midichlorian hence an higher power level. She is on a strict fattening diet to keep her midichlorian count ever increasing so she can defeat Regan palpatine and the empire

She was accumulating force

What's up with her eye?

she looks so good on top

what happened? how do you explain this?

it surely cant be just the few years age difference?

It's the coke and depression.

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she's 27 now. the wall hit her good. only gonna get worse. poor thing. good thing she got engaged recently

she has Endometriosis which can create eating disorder, damage her skin and infertility
she gonna get worse as time go

>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people

Space cocaine.

She's gonna get dumped again. Her career is gonna die after SW and her douchebag fiance will dump her like he did his first fiance.

Damn, I thought she was at least 32.

Too much force sex got her pregs

Fucking hell Rey looks soulless on the bottom.

>Luke, did I ever tell you about cocaine?

I thought she got engaged in January???

why the fuck should the European Union have to explain her fataning?? there surly are bigger problems right now.

how did this not get any yous

Less pressure in space makes her body expand.

They should have cast cute Bunnyfu as Rey instead of that fat slag Daisy.

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To please my penis

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HOLLYWOODED.COM

the force wills it

I legit wouldn't have hated the new trilogy if the lead actress were Felicity Jones or the Pirates of the Caribbean chick or someone who can at least act and isn't braindead in real life.
They pretty much admitted that they cast bad actors for the lead roles on purpose, though. That's what "relative unknowns" (to quote Disney) means.

I would like all 3 in my bed thank you

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Yea Forums has no taste

Holy shit. The only more textbook example of a coke fiend I've seen recently is the POTUS.

Is this just Star Wars poetry if she's "the new Leia"?

Nah, Carrie Fisher had a career after Star Wars.

No. Carrie was on coke before Star Wars.

And she actually had charm. Daisy is nothing but a blank paper. Zero charm, humour or intelligence.
She's a braindead starlet. Nothing more.

So was Daisy.

What career? I can't remember seeing her in anything else.

Daisy should sit on my face and they should sow my mouth onto her asshole and become her asshole slave living off her anus nutrients.

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More like, Daisy is "the new Carrie". Both coke whores who got pumped and dumped by their married costars (Ford/Driver).

It is fucking poetry.

You are gay dude.

OMG!! What is wrong with her? She's looking so weird. She's not going to age well at all.

Kek

I alwys fuddle around my nose as well. Have not done coke even once.

It was coke bloat. She learned from Carrie a bit too much.

can someone summarise the Ridley/Driver thing? I've heard of it but I haven't had it properly explained

Redit

It was the coke dude. Disney told her to get off of it. She did. And got fat as a pig.

Why would you want that? Keep that shit out of here.

shes infertile women not having kids past a certain age just fatten up

haha dude that is gross. Imagine if Daisy made you lick her armpits lol. I would hate that. Or if she used her huge teeth to nibble my privates. haha.

Is she dating Pierce?

Driver fucked Daisy and then dumped her. And now she's pissed off and shitting on everything related to Driver aka Kylo/Reylo.

Only good thing out of this shit is watch those dumblr stans get worked up over Daisy's dramatic ass.

It's Carrison 2.0 but with actual feelings towards one another. Both are morons who can't get over each other and just move on from the affair like normal people.

Maybe they like the drama they are creating. I know I do. I am laughing at this whole. LMAO!!!

>Does the EU give a reason for why Rey got so goddamn fat in between TFA and TLJ?

You didn't see the speech?

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Wew redit runs everything to the ground quick

Hypothetically, if Fat Rey sat on me, what would it smell like?

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Fippity bippity.

yeah bro reddit sucks lol. but for real, I don't want daisy to do lines of coke off my dick.

Rotting ovaries.

blissful pussy and asshole fumes.....

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>can't get over each other and just move on from the affair like normal people

Fucking hilarious.

Someone call Harrison and ask for his advice.

Rey doesn't exist in the EU. The EU was a term used for supplementary stories published across several forms of media before the Disney buyout. It was rechristened "Legends" in 2014. The EU adhered to a tier-system that placed what happens inside the films (and later, TV-shows) above everything else, with some stories never intended to be taken seriously at all and others overwritten by events introduced in the aforementioned filmic projects helmed by George Lucas.
And it was a good friend.

Everything Star Wars related past 2014, films and all other media, in spite of discrepancies popping up from day 1, reportedly carry the same degree of narrative validity and are thus simply referred to as "Canon". To ensure that everything links together in an airtight fashion, a story group has been created to oversee every new piece of content created.
This has resulted in hilarious retcons such as the character played by Billie Lourde being called "Kaydel Ko" in the official Visual Dictionary and "Lt. Connix" in TFA's credits, leading to her becoming Kaydel Ko Connix in TLJ and subsequent publications. Same thing happened to a black X-Wing pilot, Pammich Nerro / Goode, who now carries the unfortunate double name of Pammich Nerro Goode. Generally, books and comics released under the "The Road to" banner will retcon other material freely in time for the next installment. This puts the novelisations to the new movies im an interesting situation. TFA's is now non-canonical for reasons such as Poe meeting Rey during her stay on the Resistance base, when in the movies he only meets her at the end of TLJ. Meanwhile, TLJ's novelisation makes TLJ non-canon, as it contains scenes not in the movie (such as Luke's third lesson) which are taken as canonical in all other material released afterwards.

Then Adam's over here having an existential crisis.

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>Rey doesn't exist in the EU

And it's a good thing.

Nice

>the clock is ticking

What does he mean by that?????

I hope there is the intention behind THAT cuz Rey lives in the wilderness in the beginning of TFA, then the things are progressed where she takes an important part in the resistance enforcement. It could explain how she appears to be in trailer, “Raise Of Skywalker”. I hope whole thing works out for the good.

The story group are commisars.

>this cope

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How can they be if they're entirely unable to spot heresy?

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Are you implying the EU and Disney's Canon coexist within the same timeline? Because that would make the story group look more incompetent than they already do.
Otherwise you've got to accept that Rey is not part of the EU.

Literally aged like ten years overnight.
Once she got that million dollar TFA check and realized she never has to work again and can live in a big mansion behind a gate, probably went on a celebratory coke-fueled icecream binge from wence there was no return.

Cocaine is a hellova drug

daisy is a cute. sorry haters

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Daisy's a man, man.

>fuddle
Based Britbong.

If only she was as popular.

kek

>REY ISNT REAL IN MY HEAD

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being a script doctor for a start

Nice Wojack, but it isn't a cope, Disney canon and EU/Legends are distinct from each other. The autist just wasn't being concise with words.

Fan fiction rarely is.

She no longer a scavenger

>Does the EU give a reason for why Rey got so goddamn fat in between TFA and TLJ?
Is a reason needed? You only ever get fat because you eat too much.

Fucking mentally ill incels.

I do this often in society and I've never done cocaine.

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Those are some scary chompers.

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She didn't bypass any meals

Unreleased braaps

You just know that if Rey had been a guy the actor would have been made fun of relentlessly for getting fat.

>alien remake/prequel
calling it

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Maybe we should ask Costume Lead Pierce Brosnan

First photo's normal, second normal's after cocaine bloat, third's after a face lift. Hollywood's a weird place.

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She gained at least 25 pounds and none of it went to her tiddies. Sad!

Rey... easy on the portions.

Imagine casting THIS as the lead role in your multi billion dollar franchise.

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imagine getting scissored in those thicc thighs

look. I wanted to write one of Rey's well known lines in this chicks speech impediment ('I Webel') to make a simple joke. But i realise i can't think of any lines of Rey's let alone famous ones. When i went to look up some to see what's the deal, i'm hit with a list that has a bunch of nothing, and things like ?? this??
>It's a power that Jedi have that lets them control people and—make things float.
is this a fucking line in the actual movies?
What shit are they making?

This bitch needs a good hard kick in the shins. I'd like to run up on her with my steel toe boots and fucking pound her before I run away.

Imagine taking that cute photo

Why didn't they cast Daisy as Rose? She looks pretty chinky here.

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is that real? holy fuck those chompers

Top photo was a heavily shopped promo image

no the shopped version is the one where she has bright green eyes

>disney even has to copy the lead character's face getting fucked up after the first movie part from the original trilogy
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE SINGLE ORIGINAL IDEA

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I think it's still shopped, since this is her from the same film

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But Mark was in a car wreck. Daisy just got fat.

IMAGINE THE SMELL OF HER STINKY CUNT DURING SWEATY SUMMER DAY

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She lived most of her life on decades-old military rations. One good meal at the Resistance base chubbed her up.

>Does the EU

Disney Star Wars IS THE EU
Disney paid 4b to make NEW EXPANDED UNIVERSE stories

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>Does the EU give a reason for why Rey got so goddamn fat in between TFA and TLJ?
Based

Then imagine going balls deep and cumming inside over and over, safe in the knowledge that she will never have children.

is it? shit, i thought they typo'd fiddle.

Second picture is lower resolution, doesn't show anything. Last picture is just weight loss with different makeup than the first picture.

The need to pick your nose is often a sign of unease. She's on stage talking to a crowd, so I don't blame her for being nervous.

I want to lick and worship those teeth

Lots of TV quest starring roles and starring relatively cheap movies that flopped. Few supporting roles in some pretty successful movies from 80's to 90's. Insane amount cameos since 90's.

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>tfw 27

thx pres

>To ensure that everything links together in an airtight fashion, a story group has been created to oversee every new piece of content created.
Seems like they aren't very good at their jobs if they have retcon stuff all the time.

It’s almost as if they’re Force feeding her

formerly thin