ITT: Cursed images

Damn look at his forearm it is cursed

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This is so 2000 that it actually hurts to look at.

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how is that cursed?
seems BASEDAF

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>map of the world with the Americas on the right and Asia/Europe/Africa on the left
most cursed thing in this whole thread, looks disgusting

At this point with how much he keeps mentioning it when it could just ignore it till people stop making fun of it, I am convince he must be 5'7.

blessed images?

Is that why his gf is an Italian, he was too short for Swedish women?

ummmm sweaty? it's called fashion.

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Why s this making me laugh so much?

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This picture was basically me back in those days, but I didn't even know how to edit film.

I remember that thread. good times

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Same. At best I only knew the Doom cheat codes

based doggu

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...

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Wtf is this real? I knew this was a simulation.

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What if I'm a 27 years old neet who lives with his parents, asking for a friend

holy shit I just noticed the post times

Super Hans?

wtf why you did you shop the gay blowjob out

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Living the dream

well, i was expecting something actually creepy. but thats just mildly dissapointing, like everything related to scooby doo.

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my brother married a single mom at 30, he's already knocked her up twice and his step daughter treats him like her actual dad, could be worse

Damn, I thought Keifer was cool. Turns out he was another self entitled brat

i think i had a nightmare like that once

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Even Batista is an onionsboy now? What is this clown world coming to?

>30 year old brother is orbiting a strung-out single mother and her ADD-addled kid because he's too lazy to do better

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Cursed video do not click
youtube.com/watch?v=cYHPLqr5hGo

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>27
>met the perfect girl and had a thing going but she decided to stay with her bf
noooooooooo

he already talked about this on a video

he's 5"11

If his shoes were yellow, he'd be like Mickey Mouse.

based kiefer

R I P P E N

I'm currently a 29 year old NEET who lives with his parents. I've had jobs before but not right now for almost 2 years. I've never been on a date in my life. Never had sex either.

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>no shit stains
not even a real party animal

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Which kingdom hearts game is this?

>never had sex

I don't get this meme. A hooker is like $120

That's literally the age I met my fat wife

>tfw Chris Chan has a ghost hunting video, but Mike Stoklasa doesn't.

>imagine actually knowing this
The state of Yea Forumseddit

>sister dimension c-197
chris chan is a creature beyond our comprehension

Holy shit I thought it was some weird dream had as a kid not a real episode

27 here
I pick being a wizard

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>he's not subbed to pewdiepie
are you gay?

In Burgeria it's illegal.

Dubs and everyone ITT is cursed to never get a gf

A hooker is dirty and not worth it

Just go to Las Vegas, fatty

Dubs and everyone gets a GF except for this guy

>you will never have a cute japanese girlfriend to stuff into suitcases

Dubs and everyone who’s already posted ITT gets a gf by the end of the month

6 months until I become one. It's guaranteed to happen.

singles and you die

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So it's in the most of the world. Doesnt stop every single country on earth to have prostitutes still.

the fuck is he eating gulash?

Where's the teenagers with daddy issues road?
I know I'm not the fucking first one on it.

Dodged a bullet.

are you me

I'm just skinny fat from alcoholism and never working out at all, but not actually fat.

Anybody play the Guardians pin? Is it any good?

one motherfucker did this at the fair in town. He leaned back too far and rippen through that canvas ceiling above him. I guess it fling him about a block away before he landed in somebody's yard.

They still use the same machine, but there's a huge duct tapped patch over one of those triangles in the ceiling.

trips and we all get 10/10 wives(formerly gf's)

Gott’em

that's my daddy!

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He got measured in another video by one of his friends. Came out as 1.77m which is 5'8. But again, with all the boots and bullshits he wears, I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually close to 5'7.

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>w-why are you looking at me like that, user-sama?

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based

How does being a drunk make one self entitled?

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Kiefer Sutherland is now a country singer
youtube.com/watch?v=H7lUCghDJ7w

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Underrated
Have a (You)

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this guy fucks

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how did this become a meme?
they're side to side. you guys are blind

If you had the chance to be a multi millionaire with a qt Italian gf but you're 5'9 would you take the opportunity?

Disgusting, but also arousing.

>see thumbnail
>click
AAAAAAAAAA

lucky 7 and the curse is reflected to you

Yeah, I'm already a 5'10 manlet

My brother married a single mom at 39. She is a rich as fuck COO and he stays at home all day in their high rise apartment sleeping in and cooking dinner. They are in the process of purchasing a personal island.

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i chose ugly girls. it's really not that bad, 4s and 5s can suck a mean dick, and occasionally you get to fuck a 6.

if i were ugly irl yeah i guess, but not as is
i'm only 6 foot tall anyway

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Looks photoshopped.

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you forgot to mention the single mom is 58 and your brother looks like jason mamoa

Unironically would go

If she cheated on him she would have cheated on you.

what the fuck

What a chad

well deserved
what kind of adult male owns a miata?

>women can literally vandalize your property and impregnate it with the stench of alcohol because they've a pussy

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what kind of adult male cares that much about what other people drive

>perfect girl
>cheating slut
higher your standards lads

she didn't technically cheat on him
we never kissed
i think she was pretty worried about feeling guilty so she played it safe the whole time

lit.

...

aaaAAAAAAAH

The mom is his age and my brother is overweight and an alcoholic...so is she.

one that doesnt drive a fucking miata

Emotional cheating is still pretty serious man. Imagine if you found out while being the other guy.

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you can't be this sad user.

Reminds me of this classic

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They were “in the middle of splitting up”. But in the end, you’re right, it’s why i turned her down a year later when he left her.

yeah i know but to be fair she started dating him the week we started talking so it wasnt like they had a long history together or anything
i still think it's shitty, especially because she manipulated me into keeping the thing going for as a long as possible

>women think watching porn is cheating but they can flirt with other men as long as they don't kiss and or fuck

w-what

Why is absolutely no one on Yea Forums calling this out?
Is this just a shit thread?
Or have people really given up?
Sometimes it seems we really need an /e-celeb/ board, but other hand it feels that it might become a curse by itself

Because it's a Yea Forumseddit thread

>every fucking time

you have no idea
she did some pretty crazy mental gymnastics to justify talking to me
and we had this thing for like 7 or 8 months

women are manipulative as fuck

i have been to this place before

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should I even know who that is?

this is true and long known

>ask male
>"do you think men and women can be friends?"
>answer is always: fuck no
>"would you let your girlfriend go study alone with another good looking guy?"
>answer is always: fuck no

>ask female
>"do you think men and women can be friends?"
>answer is always: of course!!!
>>"would you let your boyfriend go study alone with another good looking girl?"
>answer is always: fuck no

you rode in that?

i rather not get arrested
i rather not get a criminal record
prostitution. A first offense may be charged as a second degree misdemeanor, which can result in a term of imprisonment for up to 60 days, a fine in an amount up to $500, or both.

stays on your criminal record for life — which means that misdemeanors can show up on background checks

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oh God, remember 2000's? What a cringe era

yes. i'm not an insecure faggot.

literally acting like a princess discovering that there are serfs living quaint little lives outside her ivory tower

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every time

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this is pretty cool

RIPPEN

let me get those dubs for you friend (curse is now active)

>Not going after teenagers

Yikes

wish this was a porn

...

underrated

booo fucking hoooo. someone posted an image with an e-celeb in it, better burn everything down so faggot user can go back to his bed eating tendies and watching teletubbies in his own safety.

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I never married, but I ended up with an ex's daughter (ex spiraled into meth). She's a cool kid and I legally adopted her when she was 14 so I could get her out of Fayettenam.

I've got a biological son with a woman I've known since we were 4 or 5. We're good friends but can't live together (we've tried).

Life doesn't always fit nicely into boxes.

>Italian gf

Haha god no, as pretty as some of them might be, you can kiss all of your money and reserves bye bye. They're golddigging whores.

ugly girls can have hearts of gold

your life is a fucking mess

LMAO WHAT A FUCKING KEK

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i can smell the inbred redneck genes from here

>this is who's calling you a subhuman

>I've got a biological son with a woman I've known since we were 4 or 5. We're good friends but can't live together (we've tried).

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>btw im underage and obsessed about everything being gay

greeks will defend this

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fuck you and your little car

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sounds logical desu

>she

that was fast
did your stepdad have a miata and bang your mom in front of you in it or something

isn't this kayo dot violinist rofl

It was. Sort of a side effect of being on active duty for most of your adult life.

I'm a WASP. Mother of my son is Korean. Adopted daughter is mostly Northern and Western European according to 23andme.

Shit happens to everyone sometimes.

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no i´ve seen this exact image with this exact story as a reply before

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you could literally cut my legs off and i would still accept

>Shit happens to everyone sometimes.
yeah okay but you made more than a few conscious decisions along the way

OH NO NO NO
But why

what the fuck are those shoes

>reddit mod is on
absolutely based

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>ford falcon
based Aus

These bitches don't know most of the repairs on this car can be done yourself!

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Stop being a bitch-ass nigga

Sure. Not the girl's fault her mom decided to spiral and we had an established parental dynamic that only got more significant as her mom started to disappear. Leaving her behind to fend for herself against the system would have been really fucking cowardly.

As for my baby momma, we talk every day, we hang out a lot, but we have totally different lifestyles. I'm up early, out for a run, to the gym, heading to work at 5am. She's out late, VP at a Fortune 500 company, basically never leaving the office except to go "network" and stuff.

Really, preconceptions about how life should be hurt your chances of finding your personal zen.

based

fuck off zoomer scum

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He's in on the joke right?

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ive seen this myself somewhere before.
>weird.jpeg

his gf is an uggo

I dont get it

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Winner

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Next time baby

This it looks like a comfy setup, not cursed.

>guaranteed criminal record: the post

>fuck laws and fuck cops and SHIIIIEEEETT

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>1990 was 100 years ago

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My favorite

bullet: dodged

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Americans like wearing shoes indoors so much they have multiple pairs laying around every room too change at their convinience.

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kek this is only for americans

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and turd worlders can't afford shoes

Can I just have all 3 of them fuck me?

no but they can fuck eachother while you watch

what a pair of cunts
don't fuck with a person's car

If you have to pay for it, it doesn’t count

>Came out as 1.77m which is 5'8.
It's 5'10.

he's probably going to be one of the dudes getting adoption papers from his step daughter in those fucking videos the youtube algorithm keeps throwing at me

>"Keifer. You're a pirate, man."

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I hate having angl* genes

RIPPEN

*hits pipe*

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>those fucking videos the youtube algorithm keeps throwing at me
um user?

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>That feel when way back, people genuinely tried to claim "she" wasn't trans.

>turd worlders
says the retard smearing turds on his carpet

are there turds all over your streets or something?

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>those fatty mcbutterpants arms

This pasta is so dumb but i ove it.

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Day looks so fucking bad these days. Saw her on The Rookie a few days ago.
Like a fuckin PT Cruiser slamming into a brick wall.