/got/

shit tier spoiler attempt

we've already known the second point for ages you fucking retard

get some standards faggot

I was rewatching that scene from s7. why in s8, Sansa was so surprised about the food situation? Jon states he’s trying to go get drsgonglass,. 3 dragons and a massive army in s7. if anything it’s easier now that Daenerys lost 1 dragon and a massive amount of her forces in the south.

I looked for you on the Trident

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He was actually so entertaining

Based Jon’s book series’ narrator thread. Thank you, OP.

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Wait, what? It clearly did in season 7, to massive effect too. Even more than I once thought.

oim da noo poshun sella

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THESE NIGGAS SAY THEY HEARD OF ME

I AINT HEARD OF YOU

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not if i dont assassinate you first

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loved that fated meeting. arthur's well-wishes felt genuine

GET THE FUCK UP OUT MY FUCKING FACE

BEFORE I MURDER YOU

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>people on reddit unironically still like this shitshow
lol

Why was he a dual wielding ninja man in the show?

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

Stalker, creepin' out the fuckin' dungeon
Switchblade on 'em, hit the guts like a pumpkin, dumpin'
Thirty rounds of the clip, I'll rip
Too thick with the stick, bet I won't miss

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cause it's hella freaking epic

Why was wildling Jack Sparrow such an asshole?

20 good men

what are you going to do, huh? huh? varg an eagle on me lol? what a bitch lmao

Can someone remind me what happened to the Blackfish and Radmure?

who?

>BCUZ 2 SWORDZ SO DOUBLE THE BADASS!!!1!!1!!!
Normie's don't care about what is realistic or what makes sense just what looks the coolest

Just recently binged the whole show having never watched it before:
1 = 2 > 4 > 3 >>>> 6 > 7 > fucking 5
I might have to rewatch to be sure, but I remember being a bit underwhelmed by 3, giving how hyped it was. All it had was Red Wedding, based Davos, based Brienne and based Jaime. The rest was "just" pretty good.
4 was fun as fuck and had a lot more memorable things for me.
I am sure about the last two. 7 is almost worse than 5 (it has genuinely the worst episode of the show), but it just isn't because there's less episodes.

It's revealed that the Night King intentionally forfeits his control over the undead when they get hit by dragonglass to feign a weakness that they don't actually have. Their only real weakness is fire. It's a trick so the armies of Westeros equip their soldiers with useless weapons instead of giving them torches

go back you redditor and/or stop watching if you don't enjoy it you brainlet.

oi doo az lard of loit cumandz

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I'm going to put your stapler in jello

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>he actually still likes it
oh my days

Edmure and Brynden Tully.

>I looked for you on the Trident
Then you saw me kicking-up that gnarly wake. wooooo!

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Yes I am enjoying a show and I am discussing it after watching it
You are not enjoying a show, watching it, seething, complaining, and making yourself worse off and also wasting your time
You're just playing yourself bro

Who would you have her fuck?

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>he still likes it
oh my days

fuck the books

Why was Gendry melting obsidian (ie, dragonglass) to make arrowheads?
How is that even physically possible with a regular forge fire?

According to the director if was because they couldn't properly show him off winning a 1 v 5 in the rehearsals with only one sword

political intrigue

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Blackfish was killed off screen. Edmure is practicing his archery off screen. (Edmure kills the Night King btw)

Can’t wait for the moment when Jon gets consumed by fire and comes out fine showing everyone that he’s a Targaryen even though he screamed from touching a fucking lamp in s1.

fuck loyalty

what is the most quotable line in the series

Jorah to keep the bear bloodline pure

The whole norf

fuck loyalty

Goddamnit we want a zombie polar bear

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Targaryens don't have fire immunity you dumb fucking casual
Kill yourself promptly

Are there no men left in north? Why is a little girl voice of authority of all the northmen?

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Very based post
EXTREMELY BASED POST

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absolutely raped into submission by duplicate reply cooldown

20 good men

the reason why kids are in charge is literally because all the north men are fucking dead mate.

i bet the next episode will be even worse than the first, even based jaime won't save it.

DA NORF REMEMBUHS

>Noh. Now attends.
Badass, ominous and mystical at the the same time.

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*ahem*
FUCK Roy Dotrice and FUCK the pirate voice he gives Davos

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but there are men in the hall. Except they are all timid and cant speak up unlike little girls.

stop replying to your own posts you nerd
And yes season 7 was very good beyond I shaapoooose a fair trial is off the table then shit
This season is very good too so far

Have you accepted his warmth? His video really btfo of the show

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oh my days

That would be epic as fuck, if D&D weren't hacks who already said or had one of the writers say in an interview that wights are weak to dragonglass now because they needed another weakness for them and method of fighting

THE WHOOOOOOOOOORRRREEEEEEEEEE IS PREGNANT

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dumbass misunderstood my post , don't reply to me if you don't speak english

oh your gays

>This season is very good too so far

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EXTREMELY cringe post, davos is from flea bottom, he should sound like that.

ghost

So will we really just never hear about Dorne ever again??? Lazy bastards

THE LANNISTERS SEND THEIR REGARDS

ME :^)

political intrigue, i guess they political intrigue huh? you got a political intrigue, i bet he doesn't political intrigue ya

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17

>making fun of brainlets
>is very good too
kek OH NO NO NO

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>Badass, ominous and mystical at the the same time.
You are fucking ghay.

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Literally everything out of Bobby B's mouth

le tits, le cocks, le wine

based retard

what did he mean by this

no u

[sic], dummy

her and rickon

Shouldn't flea bottom people sound cockney?

it's ICE to see you again Jon SNOW.

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Winter is coming.

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> WHO GAVE YOU THE ORDER

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Literally what are your complaints beyond MUH GLACIAL PACING IS GONE
you're acting as if Sansa was actually made out to be Le Intellectual this episode when it's literally just Arya who said that. You're not supposed to think that. Dany is also not le stronk you think she is either
Yeah of course this is the ending

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Is the NK a motherfucking TARG?

is he the only good actor left?

I wish you good fortune in the wars to come

it's just cool and they've said it like 5 times

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Unequivocally yes.

GO GET THE RUNTIME STRETCHER

We still have davos

"I understand that if any more words come pouring out your cunt mouth, I'm gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room."

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making axeheads or arrowheads or blades would be reasonable

instead they make solid pieces out of a brittle and brutally sharp material

it would've been easily recognizable on a wooden or steel handle

good call id&diots

>could make a whole season of the politics when Dany comes to north
>everything is squeezed in 10minutes

lmao

This plus Theon and Qyburn.

EGG

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youtube.com/watch?v=Erbr99-dVFs

reddit

>wanting a full season of politics
is this really what you want user? Really?
Let's just finish this thing

Yes you are. Fuck off and go back there.

Reckon we'll hear him talk?

what happened to him?
Was he ever a good actor or was it just that his lines were fucking great in the first seasons?

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>you're acting as if Sansa was actually made out to be Le Intellectual this episode when it's literally just Arya who said that.
Either she said it because we're shaposhed to believe it or she was lying to jon for some reason. Which is it? It wasn't some random throw-away line lol

When does Jew and Jewer and the sansa meme? her screen time needs to be cut in half.

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the novelty wore off

they found a stone age 'sword' that was basically a piece of wood with a series of sharp stones down either side
>tfw can't find an image

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*end

gotta have everyone say hi before they make their big gay super duper team next episode

who am i kidding theyre gonna have some dumb fucking nonsensical melodrama that's resolved with an equally dumb fucking nonsensical move by salsa or kelly before they encounter the wights in episode 4

Does anyone know whether Sam manages to kill Daenerys? The leak says that he shoots her with the crossbow but it doesn's specify whether she's just wounded or dead.

youtube.com/watch?v=pCL4HmdSIPs

What do you think about this? Did Cersei made mistake by paying Iron Bank dept?

Drogo's Khalasar and their horses

I actually prefer to have my brain working when watching a show.

>Contrarian

Buzzword spouting fag who doesn't even put up a defense for the show just calls people who point out obvious flaws "Contrarian"

>Who's "they?"
>They, they, the ominous they

wonder if he could've pulled off the extremely depressed tyrion of the last book

guess ti was better to have a quipping meme dwarf

A lot of his stuff in earlier seasons was based off the very real rage he has of being a dwarf all his life, so we really feel bad for him and he is able to get across actual genuine emotion like in the I demand a trial by combat scene
He got turned into le funny quip man

It's put in there to show Arya's loyalty to her sister and is further showing the division between Jon and the starks that was played up throughout the entire episode. The point of the scene is very clear

early on, his cleverness came from understanding the minds and motives of the other characters, and using that to his advantage.

now, his cleverness is the same as everyone else; quipping a joke line.

I just realized now she's asian

>he thinks this plotline will be revisited

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Harry Lloyd has such a creepy vibe

The premise there is that the men who are alive are the small and/or timid houses, while the child rulers are the bigger houses. In reality each house would have a regent, which in the books in a similar level of decimation of noble branches would be the maesters, who have their own agenda which would be well suited to this time. But in the show they're just nerds in robes who fail to extract anything useful from the world's most massive library.

Uh no? According that video, Cersei got scammed by Iron Bank, and is now happily sitting on a pile of money.

Guess who's back, boys? Hands up who honestly thought he's gone without a proper death scene?

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he was and is a good actor. may not as professional as he can be since he seems to phone it in if he doesn't find the material engaging

> quick Jaime, say something clever to these bitches so they don't put the dags on ya
how would you handle this situation Yea Forums?

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My name is darkstar and i am of the night.

don't even want him to come back they'd just fuck it up

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5 is better than 6 and 7 imo.

Jon's storyline (The Wall in general) in 5 isn't all that bad and his interactions with Stannis are very good.

6 and 7 is where the writing becomes absolutley nonsensical.

i didnt watch the video, shill. fuck off.

In the books what everyone is complaining about literally happens with the main characters when literal child Robb goes to war and becomes king, and child Jon becomes lord commander. the Mormont kid being in charge isn't at all out of left field

Is Jaime a fucking TARG?

Holy shit book Roose Bolton is so much better this isn't even funny, what the fuck, what the actual fuck.

>It's put in there to show Arya's loyalty to her sister and is further showing the division between Jon and the starks that was played up throughout the entire episode. The point of the scene is very clear
Maybe. But it's also there to explain to the audience that Sansa should be deemed the smartest character on the show (because we say so) (and that's a good thing).

>could make a whole season of the politics
That would just cause the majority of the audience to quit the show (and possibly their HBO subscriptions). Alll they want to see are battles and CGI dragons and quips.

this, anyone who thinks 6 is better than 5 is an idiot

i'd say "shansha please"

>not if I don't
*fewer

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unironically this

the eunuch jokes at the beginning of the ep were baffling. they weren't even jokes.
>i have balls, and you don't

yeah dude that's what a eunuch is. also remember the time that he saved you at his own expense and gave you vengeance on your father and restored your handship

what the fuck is wrong with tyrion

ALL FORTY THOUSAND OF THEM

HE WILL LEAD TA VAN

... or march 'es men houm

>Heh the plebs hated the Dorne plot Dabid we should just kill everybody off instead of trying to fix it, they will eat it up!

Sad thing is it's fucking true.

Bran will defend him by saying he wouldn't have become the three eyed raven if he hadn't been pushed

it was the crayons

>I shapooooooose you weren't killed by me pushing you out a window then

You're a big guard

What can they even put Jamie on trial for? Killing soldiers in war? He didn't kill Ned, Robb, that other Stark retard. Supporting his family against Northern aggression?

When has Cersei ever made a good decision?

>kill off all the characters and cut half the story out to make time for other things
>don't do anything with the extra time
ah yes

There's no safety you dumb bitch

I'd do a 360 and run away

It's hard to put in a good performance when you're given garbage dialogue.

"You want a good girl but you need the bad pussy."

A LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

"I'VE BEEN SITTIN ERE FOR DAYS
START THE DAMN JOUST BEFORE I PISS MESELF"

Do they all even know that Jaime paralysed Bran? Maybe it would be best for Jaime and Bran to not even mention it, because Jon and Arya and all would go fucking nuts and kill Jaime over it

why is the tall slag being so condescending to /ourmidget/? Is she suddenly some super smart player all of the sudden?

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it fucking is bran isn't it lmao

Both of those were male teenagers, not primary school girls. And the NW is different than noble houses because it's an institution in crisis that no one really cares about.
Anyway, the point is that the children speak with the authority of their role, but the actual strategising and political slant of their houses is determined by their staff. Joffrey, Tommen, and whoever that guy in the vale was are the paradigm.

FUCKING Reddit crybaby WAAAH WAAAH MOMMY MY SERIES DOESN'T GIVE ME EPIC SWORDS AND BATTLE UUGA BUUGA WAAH. Fuck. You. Fucking baby fucking baby shut the fuck up.

Can we discuss Euron and his big cock?

First he was taken out of his original setting (Westeros with the Lannister family drama and politics), then the show's premise was changed to generic fantasy bullshit where his character is inherently useless.

wouldnt great actors shine despite the dialogue? Sean Bean could carry it easily.

it doesn't give you anything

but we already saw the Norwegian looking cunt get turned into the night king

Sansa...

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Could Radmure, Mannis, peak Bobby B and shirtless Ramsay with 20 good men defeat Madara?

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they wanted to shove Gendry in there somehow. that's literally the only reason they went for obsidian forging.

DAAAAABID
wat if smallman and ballman walk into bar together
and smallman say
u have no ball man

She hates Dany for making Jon bend the knee

i couldn't tell if it was poor writing/awkward acting or they were showing how off tyrion is since his escape

the writers don't remember that

Dual wielding Arthur solos him

>You used to be taller

AYY FUCKING LMAO

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Imagine putting in this much effort and getting zero (You)'s. Haven't even read your comment myself mate.

youtube.com/watch?v=M7n79tN6Fpw

this scene has more character development for 3 seperate characters, of which one of them isn't even present, in five minutes than it had for Tyrion and Cersei for the rest of the show. What the fuck happened?

Now when he has Gunbai

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She thinks she is because she "survived", even though that was all because of Littlefinger

she thinks she beat LF and became the most smartest ever

The dragon bitch is mad because he killed her father.

tyrion gets fucked by source material. He character is shit post the trial.

> the one thousand cock stare

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Even though LF was only beaten by deus ex machina he couldn't have predicted and that had nothing to do with shansha

what will happen do sansa?

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>"We just didn't have time to shoot Renly's Peach"
>Had time for that pointless "dimwitted cousin who crushed beetles" scene between jaime and tyrone

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I didn't mind it. They characterised Tyrion as a moody sullen bastard throughout the episode, he lets Sansa walk all over him and shit. He isn't let epic meme man anymore which is a step in the right direction

Everyone is going to shit on Tyrion so he can turn on Jon/Dany

why didnt shansha allow trial of combat or send him to the wall?

It would be hilarious if Dany tried giving him shit for killing her father and every Northerner in the room immediately turns on her for defending the mad cunt who killed their lord and his son.

THE VIEW

SANSA

THE VIEW IT WAS BEAUTIFUL

that scene was fucking turbokino you actual philistine

you'll never believe it lads. just got off the phone with littlefinger. says he's still alive. also says the midget dies.

>Send him to the wall
What wall?

the same with him quipping at the onion banner
>lul davos ur banner a shit
so talking shit randomly is considered banter now

>why didn't a dumb bitch obey the laws of the land

how does daenerys survive the fire that hatches the dragons?

thats some weird body type. Is it X or T?

The show never even fully went down the "Depressed" Tyrion route so source material really isn't even used.

"Wear it in silence or I'll honor you again."

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We were not there

>slutty eye makeup
they always go to ridiculous extremes with this. Why can't they be pure and wholesome like pic related?

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your mother was a dumb whore with a fat ass

based $uicideboy$ poster

that and the complete joke of a kangaroo court trial
because fuck laws and shit, just cut his throat where he stands

based

>talk about how the Northerners are stubborn and loyal to a fault
>ten seconds ago you admit the Starks and Karstarks brutally slaughtered each other
>Loads of cunts won't even come to winterfell
>Murder the lord of the vale in breach of the guest right just like the Freys did
The northerners are pure cunts just like everyone else is. They're redditor "I'm a good person!!" faggots and I hope they all fuck off, only the Wallchads and freefolk are based. Also jaime

oh it was not

I remember seeing that scene for the first time and
>what the fuck am I watching

a lannister never forgets

>eurons huge ass fleet gets burned down in 2 minutes by dragons

what the fucking point of this plotline

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Who's the most evil out of Joffrey, Ramsay and Viserys?

I looked for you on the trident

rip

Presumably in the books she learns how to play the game from Littlefinger, but since they cut that storyline from the show and married her to Ramsay instead of Jeyne Poole her growth into an intelligent player feels unnatural and forced. In the show she's just been passed around from one torment to the next and now we're supposed to accept that she's some brilliant tactician out of nowhere.

The same thing happened with Arya. They cut Lady Stoneheart & Lord Manderly getting revenge on the Freys and had Arya do it instead, so her sudden transformation into a "badass" assassin is so fucking cringy and unconvincing.

>Why was wildling Jack Sparrow such an asshole?
He was a racist.

The Queen Who Did Nothing Wrong

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Except that Notherners also hate Jaime for being a Lannister and for the kingslayer shit.

>Presumably in the books she learns how to play the game from Littlefinger

would make sense with 5 year gap. Since there is no gap it doesn't make any fucking sense in the books either.

Joffrey was unironically the most intelligent Lannister. The White Walkers and Targaryen Brown Horde never would've made it this far if he wasn't killed off.

FETCH ME THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

Ramsay. It's explicitly said Viserys was out into a horrible situation, and Joffrey wasn't raised properly. Neither are as bloodthirsty as Ramsey

"Jaime Lannister sends his regards"....... WHY THE FUCK DID THEY CHANGE THE LINE!!!!!

Probably Ramsay. Viserys was just an entitled cunt with a temper and Joffrey was a spoilt brat with psychopathic tendencies. Ramsay was cartoonishly evil at times.

>how would you handle this situation Yea Forums?
Just by telling the fucking truth and being backed by Bran.

tywin was the goat. such a shame the midget killed him.

oi, da norf 'emembahs, lads

> 'we couldn't figure out how to choreograph him winning with a normal weapon'
> 'let's give him a worse loadout'
Dabid lies all the time, and when they don't it's only because they are so stupid they mistake their retarded ideas for genius.

no northerner who is alive would've heard that line. The change doesn't matter when LSH isn't in it to come after jaime

i am saving watching b5 so i don't want to spoil by reading this but i appreciate your effortpost

hmmm

youtu.be/owTVcte4uf8?t=118

>this kills white walker

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because the show watchers would have got confused and thought that Jaime planned it. We're talking about the people that thought Daenerys' name was "Khaleesi" for like 5 seasons.

Almost every character is. Here's a fun discussion I guess, who has he show actually improved as a character? Bronn? Robb?

nevermind that he made moulds for them that look like knapped flint
it's because D&D have no idea how blacksmithing works
not that they know shit about anything else either

>what is the most quotable line in the series
"Power resides where people believe it resides."

To be fair, Lady Stoneheart was a dumb plot point as well.

t' north r'members

the rape...

They certainly would have heard about it. You don't think soldiers / Boltons would have heard about Roose humiliating Robb and saying that line?

>trying to kill someone is perfectly acceptable
>trying to kill your host's son is fine
>trying to kill the Hand is okay too
Fuck off Jaime

but the contrarians never written viable critique, you are one of them.

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>Winter is coming.
I'd second that.

Best trailer ever. Such a fucking shame HBO didn't ask for permission to use the song in trailer and it got deleted.
youtube.com/watch?v=I93RFzrPQqw

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>Trying to kill someone is perfectly acceptable
Yes.
>Trying to kill your host's son is fine
All he did was push him out of the room m8.
>Fighting Ned
He started it with kidnapping Tyrion. Fuck you.

Tywin didn't leave a huge impression on me in the book but he was one of my favourites in the show. Also Karl Tanner beats clubfoot karl any day

Azor Theon

>what is the most quotable line in the series
"I grew up in King's Landing". While talking to people who also grew up in King's Landing.

He would have been great if he'd been allowed to play Darth Tyrion like in ADwD. Imagine him as the new Littlefinger, needlessly turning people against each other, burning the whole gay earth down for the unfair hand it dealt him.

Arya is so incredibly cringe i can’t believe how there is no one at the set that constantly moans loudly whenever there is a scene featuring Her. She’s xXxDeaD-kiLLa-69xXx the character

I WAS A FOOKING LEGEND IN GIN ALLEY

he was never darth tyrion. he was a little bitch in adwd.

Ser Jorah the _______

Push him out with the intent to kill and trying to murder the Hand for allegedly kidnapping, not even harming, your brother. Jaime should be hanged desu. He's not even a good fighter without his right hand so he's not even useful

oi 'endry i'm the only rich lass you know, mate

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First Man

cuckold

Friend

>He's not even a good fighter without his right hand so he's not even useful
He might convince part of the Lannister army to march north?

As far as we know dragonglass kills them on contact. There is no benefit to having axes, blades or mazes since their design stems from the ability to cut or crush an opponent that doesn't immediately die on contact with the weapon. In this case they need to maximize range so the only thing dragonglass should be used for are spears or arrowheads as you said. You can even fill catapults with dragonglass shards and hurl them at walkers. Weave nets and put dragonglass spikes into the weaving so you can throw them over the horde. Build caltrops and spread them all outside the castle ground. Put up cheval de frise and set dragon glass into the wooden tips. Chisel small holes into the walls of Winterfell and put wooden spears with dragon glass tips into them. Don't waste a bunch of dragonglass on shit like twohanded battle axes.

>[ applause intesifies ]
>[ woooo intesifies ]

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Soooooo why again is she on Deanerys side?

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Dany simply is a plot vortex that sucks all characters around her. In 8 seasons all good Jorah scenes have been with other characters aside from her.

*oh, and trying to kill someone avenging the murder of their father at the hands of your bastard son for trying to expose him as a bastard son

too based for this shit thread

Because Euron is on the opposite side

The stupid smug smirk and the way she walks around with her hands held behind her back is unbearably bad.

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this, and i would've preferred to see that.

>Truly, it was a Song of Ice and Fire after all.

you clearly havn't met Queen Daenerys. She's something special. I believe in her.

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>utterly dabs on a seasoned, tall, muscular battle veteran with years of combat training and experience after stickfighting while blind for a few weeks
Lowest point of the show for me

where is Nimble Dick

I wouldn't call raping people, sicking Aegon on Westeros, and swindling Brown Ben and his mercs to his side "being a bitch"

Joffrey. Viserys was just a stupid butthurt boy and Ramsay was literally a cartoon.

He also murdered his own cousin in s2, making him a kinslayer as well as a kingslayer. Not that anyone remembers.

how did you come up with this? imo he was a Stark

That's horseshit. Isn't Dawn a greatsword? Those things were designed for fighting multiple combatants at once, they were used by bodyguards after all.

How do you figure?

more ICE your grace?

she's with her

it's an intentionally vague mystery that the author has literally stated will not work again if she tried it.

she's fast

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They think people are going to post countless "smug aryas" and it will spill over into pop culture and become a thing, like a counter-pepe. They tried to do the same with that guy in STD. His promo headshot was framed strategically to get the "smug" treatment.

>Arya dabs on Brienne
>Brienne dabs on Jaime
>Brienne dabs on the Hound

wow, Arya must be the strongest fighter in the show by now. Makes total sense since Faceless Men are known to be great duelist and fighters. It's not like they are an assassin order that avoids direct confrontation. No man, they're basically just Bravoosi water dancers but better.

Yeah I don't know. Trying to find some meaning to the impaled Umber kid being decorated with a reverse Targaryen banner logo of limbs. He's probably a Stark.

New thread:

>>The truly powerful man behind the curtains
>Babylon 5: Lorien
a questionable comparison at best

It's a shame since Arya was unironically one of my favourite characters in earlier seasons and I think Maisie played her pretty well. Arya died in season 5 and what she is now might as well be one of the Night King's walking corpses

He went alone and arrives alone, so no

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Why did Bolton mentioned Jaime and not tywin though??

thought that was Tom Cruise in the front

Because the whole line is Roose quoting a Jaime quip which zombie Cat misundestands

nah, it's Tom Mapother

imagine she stands up and says something really cocky and arrogant to everyone, and they decide they aren't gonna let a little girl disrespect them like that anymore. so they put her on her knees and make her service every man in the room... it starts off tame with just a blowbang, but by the end she's got cocks pounding her every hole, a never-ending supply of men lined up, eager for their turn with her tiny, warm body. her mouth is filled to the brim with their semen, more than she can handle, but they make her swallow it all. her tight cunt filled with the loads of countless men, no doubt she'll bear a child - if she's even bled yet. after the night is over, she can't help but masturbate to the memories of being forcefully taken by all those strong, handsome men she previously talked down to. she knows it's wrong, but she feels a burning desire give up her title so she can take up work in the town brothel and feel that ecstasy again...

New Thread:

Why does everybody, EVERYBODY wants everything low class to sound Cockney and they think it's clever. I don't even know if I even heard the real deal or just "drunk English" voice. I never heard of any other accent being this abused and perhaps overused.

Because in the books at one point Jaime literally, honestly asks Roose to send his regards to Catelyn next time he sees her.

Roose makes an ironic joke out of it and/or possibly tries to implicate Jaime and the rest of the Lannisters in the Red Wedding.

What the fuck is wrong with you pedos? Just smack the brat and be done with it. No way every dude in there wants to fuck a little kid.

not gonna lie she looked pretty CUTE in this scene