This was one of the worst fucking things I have ever seen

This was one of the worst fucking things I have ever seen.

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Fuck Netflix and fuck shills

it was ok, source material isn't any better though

At the ridiculous long sex scene with the spice bitch was hot.

it was fantastic, source material is much better though

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i like mads but i wont deny that my respect for him was scratched by this shit.

and why that long? jesus christ, i watch until half of the thing and stop.

jonas akerlund, used to do music videos. madonna. u2. now doing a movie were johnny knoville die with his cock erect.

Of course. It's a Netflix movie. You don't get much more bottom of the barrel than those.

Every Netflix movie I watch felt like a weird C-flick you can find in the bargain bin.

Some artsy stuff is okay, but the rest is shit.

It looks like an anime live action movie

watch HIGHWAYMEN, with kevin costner and woody harrelson. its so good that you cannot understand how its a 'netflix original'.

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mads has gone full schlock
>star wars
>netflix
>a fucking videogame
oof

i enjoyed that movie
didnt seem to have the usual netflix amateurishness

I expected some slow thriller and got the complete opposite, still pretty funny though. I liked how it was a fuck you to John wick

i think netflix literally is this hobo searching for food in the trash and sometimes... sometimes he got lucky.

but it really does not look like something that they would produce, its just way too... decent and smart.

and hannibal with all that gay shit was already annoying.

and ROGUE ONE had two cool dudes in the cast - he and the australian fellow - and both of them play inexpressive characters because the spotlight must be with some girl and a mexican and asians playing wise asians who do karate.

It's not THAT good but it is the best netflix original by far. I would buy the DVD but it's not one of my favorite movies.

I just don't understand how netflix got to be so popular. 90% of their library is bollywood and then they have five or six decent movies. It's always been like that too, it has literally never been good. They said they were going to move more towards streaming and increase their library but they just added a bunch of bullshit.

But back to the subject, Polar was shit. It thought it was way cooler than it really was. It's like those faggots at red lights who roll their windows down and blast a popular song while bobbing their heads and looking at other drivers to see if they noticed how cool they are.

I never made it past the banking scene/doctor checkup or whatever. Seemed like it'd have horrendous pacing issues. Also that shootup intro was cringe as shit.

It was far better than their most recent one, The Silence. Holy fuck, that might be the worst movie ever made. Even that trash Bird Box wasn't as awful.

yeah, its not the best movie ever, but there is an old timer aspect on THE HIGHWAYMEN that i find charming. its a violent movie, it ends with bonnie and clyde being completly fucked up in a very graphic scene and yet... feels comfy, something you could watch with your grampa, there are values and offer some reflection. i felt satisfied by it.

and yes, netflix is something i cannot get, must be some very specific kind of basic bitch thing, because there is no reason to, by now, not knowing how to download stuff or sign for a month, watch whatever and cancel it.

POLAR is directed by a former video clip director and it shows. it has no substance, doesnt try to have substance, if it tried to have substance, would not be able to.

and the worst part is not even that, but its how it fucking DRAGS. 2 fucking hours for something that, if it was 1h20, could be some guilty pleasure with blood and ocasional tits. dont understand why everything now is so long and shallow, at the same time.

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I only watched this because of Mads. I hope he continues to get roles.

>sign for a month, watch whatever and cancel it.
Yeah I do that once a month. I do pay for hulu with an HBO/cinemax bundle but it has way more shit that I want to watch.

Unironically more entertaining (and much shorter!) than pic related.

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