Quasimodo got a cute gf by being a nice guy, incels will try to hide this at all cost but I REMEMBER

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god that's incel kino right there

CHAD ALWAYS WINS

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me on the left.

alt-right incels BTFO

He basically jerked off in the corner while she rode chad's dik and the movie ends with him all but prepping the bull, what are you talking about?

Needs a BLACKED edit.

>me in the corner

More like white knight kino. Incels are self loathing and aware they’re fucked up beyond belief. Nu-males are blissfully ignorant

Because Quasimodo was genuinely a nice guy, while incels are suppose to be “nice guys”

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He performed an impressive feat to save someone's life, rather than just poorly guess everyone besides him is an evil bully because being near others gives him insecurity attacks

I don't think people understand that both Quasimodo and Frollo made the same mistake about Esmerelda but in opposite directions. Quasimodo saw her as a pure angel to love while Frollo saw her as a demon he wanted to fuck. Only Pheobus treated her like a regular person which is why he got her in the end.

>Only Pheobus treated her like a regular person
I don't remember that ever happening
>which is why he got her in the end.
Or more likely he got her because he wasn't ugly as fuck or a 60 year old virgin

He just was himself, which happened to be a handsome blonde hunk instead of an aberration or an old dude

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No wonder they destroyed that church

who is "they"

I get it and you are my nigga

He was too pure to rape the corpse, he just hugged her corpsr until his death

It’s tough to say, could be anyone but definitely not arson no sir

one thing you won't hear them say:
"I blame the whites"

hehe that little elephant dude havin the time of his life.

Imagine being ugly and thinking you'll ever be loved

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He's referring to the novel.

>friend is a turbo manlet
>despite being very sociable and funny girls all friendzoned him
>friends all made fun of him and called him a stupid manlet
>all of his crushes orbits me instead

I hoped to God none of my future sons are born manlets

he/they can always reproduce via artificial wombs anyway, if humanity lasts that long

Fuck you I was going to read the novel. Reported.

Phoebus literally didn't do anything other than be not old or ugly.

Why did it last so long and how the hell did none of them notice he was there?

announcing reports is a reportable offense

>That's me in the SPOT
>LIGHT

They knew, they wanted him to watch.

In cartoons the animals fucking talk.

thanks user i really enjoyed that

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FUCKING ROASTIES

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Especially since the dude is all FUCKED UP, he must make those retard noises when crying

>aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>*MPHFSSSS*
>OOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>*MPHFSSSSPLLLLLLSSS*
>

Actually true

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yeah but he isnt real

Anything that makes incels seethe arouses me. They're so thin-skinned. I fucking love it!

>Using a fictional example to prove a point, where the writer can literally craft any result happen because they control the narrative
I guess Africans really are ancient advanced Master Race of humanity that are superior to the rest of the humanity because of Disney's Wakanda.

POLICE! GET THIS ROASTIE OUTTA MY SIGHT!

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>I guess Africans really are ancient advanced Master Race of humanity that are superior to the rest of the humanity

yup. change my mind

Why didn't he just get plastic surgery?

this

The girl put a gypsy curse on him so he uglifies after every procedure.

this man is hella based
my soul is cleansed thanks to that wholesome webm

PRÖÖÖÖH :DDDD

REPRESSED MEMORY
MAKE IT STOP

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is that the star of the new dumbo film?

You’re probably just an incel yourself quit with the act

sgare birbs :DDD

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Humans aren't the only creatures that experience loss.

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QED

>I will never have kids
Guess I'm obsessed, give me a lobotomy please or a bullet to the head preferably

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The best part is that he is right fucking there like 3 feet away from them in plain sight and they give absolutely zero shits.

Does Potatoman have a gf?

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This is the legendary wizard power that 30 year old virgins gain, the invisibility cloak.

holy shit, thats cute as fuck

Of course he does! All you had to do was be yourself.

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>she took her heels off so he wouldn’t be the shortest
D’aww

I love that you can see the darkness go away at the sight of this cuteness.

why didn't he just dick her

They wanted him to know

>trying to ruin wholesome shit with sad
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This.
Honestly it's ok to force her a little.
At best she will change her mind midway and become consentual sex from rape.
At worst she will not and then she will report you and you will be arrested in convicted.
As long as you don't hurt her in any way (very important) the judge will be lenient to you.
Claim insanity due to prolonged involuntary abstinence and at most you will face one year of jail time.

Win win scenario and you won't be a virgin anymore.

kek

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>Claim insanity due to prolonged involuntary abstinence and at most you will face one year of jail time.

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in his case, he won't even face jail time due to the authorities being after him and he is the only one willing to provide shelter to them and even before that the priest would have likely thought he was based and it would have solved his problems since he wouldn't want spoiled goods. Its a win win case no matter which way you look at it.

>despite being very sociable and funny girls all friendzoned him
>friends all made fun of him and called him a stupid manlet
You're describing me exactly
I've been in this position for so long it doesn't really bother me anymore, I just live with it.
It used to get to me, but I saw how much torture women can be to my friends and realised maybe i had a blessing

His name is Travis. Be respectful of this strange lookin boy.
that is really sweet, actually.
It's really nice of her to agree to go, but she's definitely not his gf.

Why