Where the fuck is my elephants?

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So were the Elphants meant to tell bookfags to fuck off or is it a red herring for the inevitable CGI finale?

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pic related

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Azor Theon

Azor Davos, sorry.

When both normies and Yea Forums think something is dumb it means it really is fucking stupid.

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>is elephants

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__________________________________________________________________________________________________Stannis.

Azor Tarly, of course

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Rewatching season 1. Why the fuck was Bobby and everyone else so concerned about Dany having a baby? Viserys wasn't even dead yet, and Drogo's child wouldn't be considered a legitimate Targaryen by the universe's own rules, because children take their identity from the father's side. Did GRRM just ignore patrilinearity in this one instance to make his contrived plot work?

Azor Sandor

>my father send me to the Night's Watch because he didn't want me to inherit his lands, even though I'm the younger son and very unlikely to inherit them in any case, making my being here rather redundant.

>no /got/ in the subject
>no backlink
This is a false thread. Abandon ship.

Another son was a Chad so it doesn't matter. It's like Arnold's sons.

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If you don't think this scene was forshadowing Jaime being Azor Ahai then don't (you) me ever again

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>concerned about Dany having a baby? >Viserys wasn't even dead yet,
I wonder what T*rgs are known for aside from having dragons.

Based arnold

>Bastard vs trueborn

holy fuck i'm dying

Why did Emilia have 2 aneurysms while filming this season?

She was already married to Drogo the Uncuckable when Bobby started raging.

Qyburn and Jamie are the only decent characters left.

Anyone honestly going to contest this?

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Her face has always been like that

>jaime kills cercsei
>through her heart
>sword becomes lightbringer

Are their elephants normal elephants or shit like this? Still counts as one though.

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The show has gotten so dumb over the years even normies are making fun of it now. I'm not even sure there's anyone left waching it unironically, aside from the reactionfags. Everyone's just waiting for the ending.

heavy cocaine usage is bad for your health

youtube.com/watch?v=YaYc5UP8PsI

Is he a real asshole or just playing with cersei and will jump to stark side later on?
starks saved his life

>Qyburn
Q is always linked to U

Things that will never be resolved (feel free to add on to the list):
-Varys's origins, why the warlock took his balls
-What's Daario up to/does slaver's bay remain politically stable?
-How does Robin Aryyn react to the murder of his stepfather?
-What happened to Meera/Howland Reed?
-What was the significance of Quaith?
-What happened to the Red High Priestess of Volantis?
-What happened to Illyrio Mopatis?
-Who rules the Stormlands?
-Who rules Dorne/The Reach?
-Will the Iron Bank ever get their money back?

>She was already married
That didn't stop Lyanna

Davos belongs on that list too.

So, if Lysa/Petyr poisoned Jon Arryn to destabilize the realm, then what’s the point of the whole “the seed is strong” bit? Was all of that just a red herring?

lysa killed Jon to be with LF
LF wanted Jon dead to climb the ladder
Jon discovered the seed was strong independent of all that

Watch the fucking show

We'll get Varys origins, Meera/Howland Reed and Priestess of Volantis.

That's it.

Are you trolling or daft? The Baratheon seed is strong in that they always have dark hair, like all of Robert's bastard. Yet somehow all three of his "legitimate" children are blonde. This is a statistical impossibility.

I can't wait til Euron commands the Mountain to choke Cersei to death.

Bobby was trying to get rid of Targs and legitimize his rule. New Targ bloodlines popping up was decidedly not what he wanted. And I'm pretty sure Dany could have made her son the heir, as he would have been a direct descendant of the Mad King.

Jaime being in the king's guard meant he forfeited any inheritances. Tyrion was the heir at that point.

Why did he have to be so cryptic about it? Surely saying something more sensical on his deathbed that could lead to Cersei being found out would make more sense

He's the oldest son

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In S1 they are implying that the Lannisters poisoned Arryn because he found out that the Baratheon kids are bastards. They even say it’s “the secret that Jon Arryn died for”. But later, we find out that Petyr poisoned Arryn, for the Laddah. So I think it’s sort of dumb, and makes all of season 1 look like a wild goose chase.

>>Where the fuck is my elephants?
*are

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Wow user, its almost like there were multiple characters with their own goals and objectives that conflicted with each other.

I know its easy to forget now that we have Yass Queen and Based Jon's Uncle's Sister's son off riding dragons, but this story used to be about a thing called INTRIGUE

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Apologize

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LIL DONNIE

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based

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No one took Viserys seriously

That's a false thread too. Someone make a real one

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Viserys was also the son of the Mad King

>destabilise westeros and incite so much war you're the only person left capable of ruling it
>it immediately gets invaded by some eastern nation and you're beheaded if you're lucky
Was littlefinger an idiot?

Elephants?

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Do you think Ramsay fucked his dogs?

yes, but he was an abject failure and no one took him seriously. he had no potential

Anyone have any season 8 spoilers?
I wana know if Dany dies, becouse that they only reason why im watching this garbage fucking show.

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his family is from Braavos, there are some theories he's in cahoots with the Iron Bank

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>the amount of facebook tier memes in these threads
all of you need to die

sam is older. he would have legally inherited the lordship. in the books, randyl took sam hunting and straight up told him "your little brother is my successor. you'll join the night's watch or I'll kill you now and say it was an accident. your mother will miss you but she'll get over it." and that was that.

You couldn't handle elephants. You got a trunk and started to cry. Now think a whole elephant. You'd burst into treats.

where do i find these spoilers?

whos older between bran and arya?

Nigga only cares for his experiments, but the Starks are too goody-two-shoes for him to learn the wonders of human physiology
So if Cersei loses, he'll just do what he did before, bail and join with someone who is in need of his services, mst likely the free cities

Suprise suprise, multiple people can have multiple motivations to get to the same goal

>even though I'm the younger son
He's the older brother though, that's the reason he was sent to the Wall in the first place. Dabid was just being retarded

Arya is a year older.

What's his problem, bros?

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I haven’t been on the /got/ generals for a few years, is the autistic Somalian Jonfag still around?

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she's his aunt

I remember Jonsa fag, but a Somali Jon fag is can't remember in many years of coming here

Cum taste

I remember when some seething /pol/nigger tried to claim that the beaner son wasn't that impressive and Arnold's true son was the actual Chad

He read the script

Probably the same person just samefagging. He’s very mentally ill

fuckin lmao

>So were the Elphants meant to tell bookfags to fuck off
Good question, why mention them if they're not going to be there?
It does feel like a stab at someone, bookfags seem the obvious target.

>even though I'm the younger son
Sam was the eldest son.
There are some sisters that aren't shown in the show.
Dickon was the youngest.

>It's like Arnold's sons
Good lord, you're not fucking wrong.

She probably smells like cat piss/shit

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A TARGARYAN AT THE HEAD OF A DOTHRAKI HOARDE NED

In the newest episode it's changed and Dickon Tarly is apparently the eldest son.

>because children take their identity from the father's side
Their name yes, they take their titles etc from everywhere they can.

If you doubt that in-universe, read up on the lady of Horn Hill and why Ramsey married her.
Or why Little Finger married the boob-lady
Or why Tyrion was married to Sansa.

Proof of what Leftardism does to a person . . . .

How does this even happen?

>Qyburn
>decent
He's an utterly unscrupulous and uncaring psychopath.

>Is he a real asshole or just playing with cersei and will jump to stark side later on?
He's a real asshole and therefore will jump ship but only when it's literally doomed because just about anyone else would burn him alive for making Sir Robert and Cersei thinks it's cool. So he's where he wants to be and if he can help her win, he will. If he can't, I'm sure he'll pack a chest of gold and set sail for Essos.

Why didn't Bobby just hire one of those hax Essos assassins to kill Viserys and Daenerys when they were kids?

Well we can tell he puts on mass pretty easy, who knows what he could become with a proper willpower.

How do Dany and Viserys manage to not look like drooling monstrosities when both their parents and grandparents were siblings? Not just that - Targaryens are so inbred that Dany and Jon are genetically closer to being full-siblings than merely aunt and nephew.

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When exactly?

not all sons motherfuckers

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dunno didn't watch lol, just listen to preston

>Varys's origins, why the warlock took his balls
Resolved in the show. It was a sacrifice to invoke a demon (or something), only the balls (and maybe cock) were necessary.

As for the rest, are you even talking about the show at this point?

He has a third son.

Looking at that tree its amazing the Martels havent bred out the Targaryen looks

>they are implying
LF was the one doing the implying.

>Was littlefinger an idiot?
He was happy to burn the world down if he could rule the ashes. He'd have jumped ship before Kings Landing fell, he wouldn't have been anywhere near it, having bought his way into the invaders somehow. Look how quickly he left KL once it was going to shit.

No but they fucked Sansa's best friend in the books.

>his family is from Braavos, there are some theories he's in cahoots with the Iron Bank
Not cahoots but he's surely got friends there.

>How does this even happen?
pizza and beer user

>Meera/Howland Reed
doubt it, actress said she's not in s8
Varys will have a big reveal this season, or else d&d would have killed him off by now.
Baelish wasn't 'murdered' he was executed after a trial, so I doubt Robin would take issue
no one cares about the rest desu

I’d still fuck her in her shit filled asshole

>>Was littlefinger an idiot?
>He was happy to burn the world down if he could rule the ashes. He'd have jumped ship before Kings Landing fell, he wouldn't have been anywhere near it, having bought his way into the invaders somehow. Look how quickly he left KL once it was going to shit.
for what purpose? live as a king for a month then go back to being nobody?

>when both their parents and grandparents were siblings?
iirc it takes like 3 gens for negative traits to become extremely prominent.

>Targaryens are so inbred
I mean in that chart there are only 2 sets of incest in the mainline.

>closer to being full-siblings than merely aunt and nephew.
Dany is 100% Targ while Jon is 50/50 Targ/Stark.

Have I been baited?

Ironically, both LF and Viserys talked him out of it for different reasons. Except that because it's Robert, they never said that it was a bad idea except to the small council. To Robert, they'd have just promised to do the best they could with the money available.

LF outright tells the small council under Ned that they couldn't afford a faceless man for a princess because they charge a fortune just for a merchant.

>for what purpose?
LF's purpose was to have the cool kids murder each other and then laugh at their heads.
He kind of wanted the Iron Throne but he was playing the longest of long games and in the end, probably wanted to be GIVEN the throne because everyone agreed he was the most capable of anyone that was left.

Iirc GRRM handwaved this at one point saying incest works differently in universe

I'm glad the show is ending so they can't fuck anything else up.

The Targs make mental retards rather than physical retards

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>Dany is 100% Targ while Jon is 50/50 Targ/Stark.
Dany is at most 1/8 Valyrian due to Targs intermarrying with other noble families. Because Dany and Rhaegar are genetically more similar to each other than normal siblings, Rhaegar's son Jon ends up being closer than a nephew to Dany.

No

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they didn't, it was just Dabid talking nonsense in the after credits video

Because Drogo had the army and if his child had a claim to the throne he would use it. Viserys didn’t have shit and everyone knew that. But now the Targs had a connection to an army by blood.

>Not cahoots but he's surely got friends there.
there's a theory that he colluded with the iron yids to massively indebt the seven kingdoms

This, those statues on Dragonstrone that Stannis burnt suddenly don’t become people just because the jews can’t remember their own show

its what finnish elephants say when they toot their trunks

could her face look less like a quasimodo square if she had a lower BMI ?

Sadly, no. Her BMI is fine.

>Dothraki notorious for never sailing ever
>sells sister to Dothraki to try to create an army to take back his throne
Why didn’t he just go for an unquestioning dickless Unsullied army instead?

Why would they want a bride? That’s what he had to trade

Because an Unsullied army costs money while a Dothraki army only costed his sister's pussy.

Bobby B wanted to wipe out the Targs. Two escaped. If one got pregnant and had a kid that would be a 50% increase in # of Targs. That would be a much more serious problem. Use your head nigga it's math

Her being a bride to an essos noble was a plot point a couple seasons later.

is that a real picture oh my god llooooooooool

A WHOOOOOOOOORE SURROUNDED BY BOOOOOOOOOARS

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Still a little fat around her face

I think his point is that Bobby didn't do shit about the Targ threat until Dany was pregnant even though he knew that she had wed Drogo since before getting to King's Landing

pretty sure bob already was trying to assassinate dany. the fact that she got pregnant and she still hadn't been assassinated was what made him pissed

all you haters WISH you had a chance with someone like her

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Because in the books Illyrio wanted Viserys to fuck off on a wild goose chase while he secretly helped Young Griff.

yeah but then she had dragons

And yet he gives them magic dragon eggs worth a shitload of money

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absolutely based

Dany was probably only a gift to Drogo to improve business relations tbqh. She was nothing than some hot foreign piece of princess poon.

>there's a theory that he colluded with the iron yids to massively indebt the seven kingdoms
I suppose he probably did but it's not like he was doing it for the Iron Bank, he was doing it for himself so that they'd pay his cronies, or him, to take the throne because that's what they do when someone doesn't pay up.

>bob already was trying to assassinate dany
He was, constantly. But Viserys was tipping them off via Illyrio.

It's already been leaked who Azor is. Remember the post production images?

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He's very rich, and they weren't magic at the time because nobody knew how to hatch them, or that they even could be hatched.
He needed to give something impressive to keep up the act.

That's obviously just some soldiers fucking around because there's no bracing and they wouldn't be able to hit shit and would fall off immediately they fired but up until the end of WW1, Indian, Persian and some Arabian armies legitimately mounted heavy weapons on camel back. Light cannons and heavy machine guns were mounted camel back and the riders would ride them up into hills and ridge lines and then fire down on infantry.

Illyrio thought they were petrified. They probably weren't worth much to him considering how rich he is.

This is depicting the show

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lol its literally like a kennedy head on a Arnold body

I love how Yea Forums (and apparently normies) are literally too stupid/autistic to get this scene. It's like you've never interacted with a woman before. They say whatever they think they're supposed to say, but do whatever it is they want to do.
In this case, Cersei wanted to fuck Euron but also wanted to make him 'earn it' because she was Queen. As he said more and more engaging shit, she got hornier and hornier and eventually just folded, content that she hadn't just given herself away.

It's unironically probably the best original scene in the show since s4

>tfw you realize you want to bang your sis

Someone posts more of the quasimodo, please. I'm horny as fuck and want to jerk off.

>implying d&d remember this scene

Fucking kek

Normies on Yea Forums are a minority. Majority of posts come from publicly educated americans whose mother made sure they had an extra pudding cup for lunch. Don't expect much from them.

>forgetting Beric
rly?

>forocoches memes
absolutely pleb taste

ironically, dnd are showing that women are useless, even if all of them are now in positions of high power
>cersei gives up the pussy moments after her 'you have to earn a queen' quip
>sansa and the khalessi both only gained their power because someone wanted to fuck them
>arya only got strong through a man teaching her
>all of the women bicker amongst each other, while the men try to explain the real threat is the white walkers
its kinda hilarious, the fact that while they forced a couple women to be the queens of their faction, they're still women and do nonsensical things because they've never been told no

he earned it by taking the greyjoy fleet and bringing her daughters killer to her. it was already earned all that shit up to it was just banter

Isn't the price usually everything you have and then some?