Movies for this feel?

>when a newfag reveals himself

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It's public transport. They can sit wherever the hell they like. I'm glad it makes you uncomfortable.

Lurk more

Imagine being so poor and stupid you ride after junior high.

How much of a failure do you have to be to be an adult and still take the bus? Learn how to drive, get a car. You stupid NEET

once you sit down you commit
moving just shows how much of a spineless cuck you are
unless you're a woman
women change seats all the time

>having to ride the bus

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I’m a busdriver though

and the fact that only asian women did this, goes over your head? it didnt make me uncomfortable. why would i want someone to sit next to me on a cramped bus?

this has happened to me. but i have also sat next to the greasy creep to avoid sitting next to a qt because i didn't want to drop spaghetti everywhere. maybe they feel the same way ???

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good sense of humor

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i get why it annoys you but personally i'm glad for this. i'd get insecure af if something left the seat beside me even if they're doing it assuming i'd be comfortable too with the space

There is such a thing as being overly self-conscious and finding reasons where there aren't any, user.

Calling it rude as fuck strongly implies that you find it uncomfortable.

I am the greasy creep. Had to start setting my backpack next to me back in the day. Youd think being fat, greasy and hairy would make me less approachable but this image is based in facts

Literally why does this shit happen? I’m a 5/10 at worst but my personality is trash and girls always sit next to these creeps. I think there really is some 5th dimension aura shit going on and girls can literally sense it like a monk or something.

Besides Woody Allen movies? I think Uma Thurman fucked Gerard Deperdieu in Vatel.

I do this at the dmv because I don’t want people to feel like I want to get away from them asap.

Ralph Kramden?

Sometimes, when a girl is attracted to you but has low self-esteem, she will try her best to not make herself obvious to you because she feels she is not good enough to try and win your attention.

Must have something to do with the "big dick" aura

>mfw all the newfags replying to this

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They can sense your awkwardness and desperation

But user. They want to get away from you.

>rode bus throughout freshman year because dorm
>same girl would also ride the bus, every day
>slight smiles and nods here and there, never spoke
>moved off campus sophomore year, stopped riding bus
>rode bus out of the blue one day because I was late, bumped into same girl
>hey, I remember you, I haven't seen you in a bit
>she smiles and nods
>junior year, rode bus again, a bit drunk
>bumped into same girl
>hey, I remember you, I haven't seen you in a bit
>she smiles and nods
>sit across from her and regale her with tales of all I've been up to since freshman year
We got married in 2012, so I guess the world did end for some of us.

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I was once called Reddit for referring to him as the feels guy

Taxi Driver

Is this cope or just delusion?

>Female coworker boards the same bus you're riding
>Never sits next to you

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Holy fuck. I see a cutie on a bus sometimes for quite a while, and she seems lonely. But she never looks at me. And we live like 100m apart

Why is everyone falling for this obvious bait, is this reddit hours or something?

No, I'm a girl, so I would know. Guys are the same way apparently

cute

I make 13/hr 40 hours a week and a one bedroom apartment here costs 1100 when you include internet, car payment, car insurance (high as fuck for young straight white males) and food. And no I’m not going to split a studio apartment with some creep.

just the first 3 newfags did.

The same way you don't want anyone sitting next to you on the bus, other people also want to be left alone with the window seat.

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How do you drop spaghetti if you don't even talk to her? You are not even in front of her so no eye contact either

>someone sits next to you
>feel wildly uncomfortable for the rest of the trip

have you talked to her before?

Holy fuck are you really that much of a normie? You can't imagine a smoking hot 10/10 sitting next to you on the bus and then you feeling anxious and self-conscious about your every movement for the rest of the trip?

>tfw a 7/10 white girl with a nice ass and tits, blonde sat next to me on the way to class on the bus every time we took the same bus
>never spoke to her

>psychedelic trip on bus
what a madman

Only for like 10 seconds, then I realize Chad is gonna rawdog her that night and even if she didn't have a bf she wouldn't care about me so I just keep playing browsing Yea Forums on my phone.
One must now his place

protip: you're a greasier creep

Can relate.
>be me a khv NEET in my mid-20's
>some 20 y/o 9/10 Azn grill sits next to me and attempts conversation
>I immediately change seats
I hate when they do this.

>tfw being a 4 and frequently match with 7s on Tinder and fucked one a couple of weeks ago
im fucking ginger too

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It's called le voldemort face