What's the manliest movie?

>Literally trying to win the biggest war in history up until that point
>Paul Bettany has a sook because of islands untouched for millions of years don't get checked out today

sailors are known homosexuals. so not that one

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Rolling Thunder
Das Boot
Senna
Death Wish
Insider
Sholay
Tokyo Drifter
Excalibur
Predator
Hidalgo

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This film truly is a woman filter

I thought it was a meme but holy shit you guys are right

>Competition
The Color of Money

>Adventure
The Man Who Would Be King

>Business
Tucker The Man and his Dream
The Founder
Cocktail
Risky Business

>Bridgeporn
The Bridge on the River Kwai
A Bridge Too Far
The Ghost and The Darkness
Sorcerer

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This roast is toast

Good post, look at the retards biting

Fast and the Furious

Videodrome

Based and redpilled

shoo shoo toastie roastie

This is obvious bait

L O N D O N

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Check the catalog.

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>that commiefornia stock on the AK
Ruined

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do women actually have opinions?

Why hasnt hollywood picked up on the fact that boats has gained a popular audience? Do they not use the internet?

youtu.be/1ZtPZFoVn2Q

the last samurai

>manliest movie thread
>movie about a dude who got pounded in the ass on the regular while living in a society where constant man-on-man action occurred

H O L D F A S T

Jaws is up there.

Here are the manliest and least manly movies

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The Blues Brothers

Boats are fucking expensive, filming anything at sea or on water in general is fucking expensive, insurance for boat related productions is fucking expensive, doing boat related CG that doesn't look like shit is fucking expensive.

To put it into perspective Master and Commander cost as much to make as Captain Marvel and that's without adjusting for inflation.

t.producer who wishes there was more boats.

Passion of the Christ
And maybe the LOTR trilogy
Everything else is sissy faggotry

>ctrl + f
>type "riddick"
>not a single post

Vin Diesel may be a retarded mutt but the Riddick trilogy is pure testosterone.

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All three films are good and manly in their own way.

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Blessed and christpilled

For a Few Dollars More
youtu.be/0JPnR7C8mZQ

you already posted it

youtube.com/watch?v=-xPxMAhMRfk
this is more fun to watch on youtube

that's gay, user

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>Gay Greeks sucking each other off
No thanks

Found the woman

L O N D O N

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eww

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>The Man Who Would Be King

Top Dadkino.

>there will never be unironic adaptations of Rudyard Kipling besides The Jungle Book again

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take it easy Janoy

There aren’t enough talented high-winds actors to cast them

Bronson.

Tfw no Arithmetic on the Frontier HBO miniseries about Brits struggling to pacify the Korengal Valley

What's the pic about?

Based taste

only one: youtube.com/watch?v=W5K3AKl5qpc

>Master and Commander is manly
Yikes. Stop being so fucking cringeworthy. You realize sailors were fucking each other up their asses, right? Disgusting.
The only way being in the British navy was good was if you were an officer, and they were clearly in minority. The rest were scum. No pride, no honor, no power. Daily reminder that if you think MOC is the manliest movie ever, you do not know what is best in life and you do not know the true answer to the riddle of steel.
Which doesn't negate the fact that Master and Commander is arguably the best historical movie ever made and 10/10 kino.

Imagine thinking being fucked by a MAN isn't manly. nothing manlier than that dude.

Patton - the manliest kino that no one ever thinks about, which is a damn shame. A damn shame.
youtube.com/watch?v=l7ER08F9rGo
youtube.com/watch?v=YrtS2_TfbeY
youtu.be/IIFICRj01Mc

>movie about a bunch of sailors at sea
>manliest

The sea makes people gay?

Lord of the Rings trilogy. A bunch of bros on an epic bro-quest, with just enough estrogen from seductress elves and warrior women to keep it from being a gay-fest.

This and Zulu.

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Consider the following

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Came to post this.

>biopic on one of the greatest conquerors on Earth
>all love interests are other men
>only major female character is a scheming snake that's responsible for the man character's foibles

prove me wrong, Yea Forums

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>men fighting to protect their land and their people
>gay
Go back to the gas chamber you discord tranny

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>Only make love interests
This better not be the "Alexander was gay" meme. Fucking revisionists , man. How many more times does Plutarch need to stress that Alexander didn't seek sexual hedonism and kept his relationship strictly to marriage before faggots stop trying make him gay? You want to make a movie about an powerful faggot then make a movie about Hadrian

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This, Zulu is masculine kino. Also Seven Samurai

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Lawrence was not gay, he was completely asexual and was possibly raped by some gay roaches

My mom loves Master and Commander, is very cute. I love my mom.

you dont have to be gay to enjoy hephaestion boipucci

Anything by Sergio Leone

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Most of scorcese

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LOl this metric actually works almost flawlesly. Underrated reply.

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Dersu Uzala

don't forget the battle scenes
youtu.be/u73M1iBwW8o
youtu.be/GaDiATvUKWQ

A HOSTILE SPEAR

negro irl Alexander was indeed ramming Hephaestion's ass every night

I am confused about panel 4

>MUH'RTHA
non

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garish/11

just watched this absolute piece of cinéma
all I can do is agree

>just watched

Slowpoke or what.

one of those films I've always intended to watch, but never did and now I'm ashamed

That scene is good though.

nice

It's the only scene with a woman in it

Sorcerer

pissening

This gets my vote.

I know, I understand the point of the video. Just saying that the scene is quite good in general.

Of course it's good the whole movie is good

london

There's the scene where they're resupplying from the natives and there are brown skinned beauties with parasols on the little boats, and Aubrey gives them a long hard look and smiles.

That's not a commiefornia stock, the vamlet has that stock like the dragunov

I stopped watching after this scene tbqh.

youtube.com/watch?v=BsU0nb927NA

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none of the valmets I've seen had that stock

a variant of the m78 from the 80s had that dragunov style stock, google it or something

An interesting twist...

However, I disagree with your post. MaC deals heavily with honour, courage, and especially duty and how these interact with deep friendships. Very masculine themes. That being said conan is also 10/10 kino that women do not understand for similar but distinct reasons.

Crank films.

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4:19 / 4:20 comparisons

That's literally the video he posted you fucking idiot

Why so rude? Men aren't rude to eachother. You sound like a bitchy woman.

The cinematography is super kino

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>Sorcerer
The original

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>The Bounty
The bounty is about an incel who gets mutinied by chads

L O N D O N
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best movie ever made

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Face/Off

Cool Hand Luke

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T.E. Lawrence was so manly he transcended sexuality. He truly got fucked by the British though, just think if they had went through his plan we may have never had a certain

Do you mean kæino?

listening to dick list these was pretty funny

youtu.be/soXkFMO4ixI
Their plan is to kill all women.

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>while living in a society where constant man-on-man action occurred
Look at this white nigger

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>Ben THATS RACIST AND DISGUSTING afflack

No kiddo, get out

Nigga you based.

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300 always gets the testosterone flowing for me

Oh and Troy

Gladiator unironically made me cry and still does.

American Psycho.

is right. Think about it *logically*. Who walks away with more man juice in them when they leave?

very good kino recommendations here

t. kino expert

some of the dialogue is a bit forced, but still a great movie: youtube.com/watch?v=K47VXTNkE_8

truth. it's like the perfect character and universe to wrap around the massive ego of vin diesel.
>badass
>badass in space
>badass: this time it's personal
all made by david twohy. really hope they get around to Furia and more.

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can w*men ever understand and appreciate unfiltered pure cinematographics? It looks like only The Man has a taste for it, the other s*x just wallows in the swamps of rom-com and mousetrash.

>man fights for his country
>sacrifices himself for the greater good
>loves and respects his wife and son
???

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where's master and commander then?

You're a good lad.

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cinderella man

Brokeback Mountain. Not even kidding.

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