>villain drinks red wine, plays chess and listens to classical music
Villain drinks red wine, plays chess and listens to classical music
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>villain displays all classic vampire traits
>isn't a vampire
>points out how vampires aren't real
>hero drinks beer, plays poker and listens to classic rock
>hero plays poker against the villain
>villain raises with stakes that weren't on the table and says that the hero loses if he can't answer the raise
>hero has to raise with his car, house and a daughter
>villain has four of a kind
>hero has straight flush
>hero listens to warrent - cherry pie
>anti-hero drinks whiskey, plays five finger fillet, and listens to metal
>there's just one thing i don't understand... how did you know that i murdered her?
>i didn't, you just told me
>villain listens to classical music, is German, is also part of the Nazi party and ran a concentration camp, and can kill without remorse
>but he's a vampire
>Game has lore about the villain's descent into madness
pepina is hella cute
ah-bloo-bloo
To say that I'm a big Lynch fan would be a ginormous understatement. You see, I'm a ginormous lynch fan to the core and I want everyone to know it. His new tv show has had me hypnotized for weeks!
>villain is an unwashed virgin who watches chinese cartoons all day
>guy with messy hair and eyeglasses tapping keyboard furiously
>"it's no use, they're counter-hacking us!"
>green skeletons start dancing on the screen
>get in the new guy and let him try, he hacked into the pentagon mainframe when he was only 15
>quirky green-haired hacker girl walks in
>"who said anything about a he?"
>taps keyboard
>"i'm in"
Hate how people that never play cards just make shit up for drama.
As someone else implied, this is nothing compared to what writers think computer science is like.
Im so cool. I do all six
ah-bloo-bloo!
>"well, at least it's not raining"
>character looks up and a piano falls on his head
>who are we
>not who, where
>main character doesn't bother to get a gf
you know the kid in cops and robbersons that dresses up as dracula and lives in a coffin in his closet? i'm a grown man and i still feel the urge to live like the dracula life. it calls me.
Which classical music would you play if you are the villain?
>man gets hit on groin
>dog covers its eyes
Reminds me of The Usual Suspects opening score.
>Reminds me of The Usual Suspects opening score.
ah-bloo-bloo
>how do you know what a defibralamalator is
>i invented it
>villain quotes chaucer
ah-bloo-bloo
>movie starts with a bible quote
ah-bloo-bloo ish ah pohp
>villain helps hero to take down an even bigger villain
ah-bloo-bloooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>"wait, i can explain!"
>doesn't explain
>A man without a wife, kids, and stable six figure salary at 24 years old can be a dangerous thing
>male character is shown eating dinner alone while watching tv to signal that his life is a complete mess
>male character dies
>no one remembers him within two minutes or how he was relevant to the plot
my favorite tropes desu
>villain has dangerous exotic animals that kill discreetly just like him
Yes
Red wine and classical music is pretty great.
I may be the universes worst chess player.
What film
always good for a chuckle
name 10 movies
>that's a nice machine but what does it do?
>that's the beauty of it, it doesn't DO anything
>I'm living thinking I'm the protagonist but I'm really the villain of life.
>Character lives every day in pain, loneliness, frustration, and terror of other people
>He has never hurt anyone
>He is treated like a dangerous terrorist because of his failure to conform to social expectations
What a bizarre premise for a movie
What's your favorite vampire movie
>villain drinks red wine with fish so the hero kills him
based
>villain plays runescape and drinks sunny D