Villain drinks red wine, plays chess and listens to classical music

>villain drinks red wine, plays chess and listens to classical music

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>villain displays all classic vampire traits
>isn't a vampire

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>points out how vampires aren't real

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>hero drinks beer, plays poker and listens to classic rock

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>hero plays poker against the villain
>villain raises with stakes that weren't on the table and says that the hero loses if he can't answer the raise
>hero has to raise with his car, house and a daughter
>villain has four of a kind
>hero has straight flush

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>hero listens to warrent - cherry pie

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>anti-hero drinks whiskey, plays five finger fillet, and listens to metal

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>there's just one thing i don't understand... how did you know that i murdered her?
>i didn't, you just told me

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>villain listens to classical music, is German, is also part of the Nazi party and ran a concentration camp, and can kill without remorse
>but he's a vampire

>Game has lore about the villain's descent into madness

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pepina is hella cute

ah-bloo-bloo

To say that I'm a big Lynch fan would be a ginormous understatement. You see, I'm a ginormous lynch fan to the core and I want everyone to know it. His new tv show has had me hypnotized for weeks!

>villain is an unwashed virgin who watches chinese cartoons all day

>guy with messy hair and eyeglasses tapping keyboard furiously
>"it's no use, they're counter-hacking us!"
>green skeletons start dancing on the screen
>get in the new guy and let him try, he hacked into the pentagon mainframe when he was only 15
>quirky green-haired hacker girl walks in
>"who said anything about a he?"
>taps keyboard
>"i'm in"

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Hate how people that never play cards just make shit up for drama.

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As someone else implied, this is nothing compared to what writers think computer science is like.

Im so cool. I do all six

ah-bloo-bloo!

>"well, at least it's not raining"
>character looks up and a piano falls on his head

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>who are we
>not who, where

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>main character doesn't bother to get a gf

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you know the kid in cops and robbersons that dresses up as dracula and lives in a coffin in his closet? i'm a grown man and i still feel the urge to live like the dracula life. it calls me.

Which classical music would you play if you are the villain?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZpA0l2WB86E

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youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4I

>man gets hit on groin
>dog covers its eyes

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Reminds me of The Usual Suspects opening score.

>Reminds me of The Usual Suspects opening score.

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ah-bloo-bloo

>how do you know what a defibralamalator is
>i invented it

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>villain quotes chaucer

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ah-bloo-bloo

>movie starts with a bible quote

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ah-bloo-bloo ish ah pohp

youtu.be/-kbi1EMcD3E

>villain helps hero to take down an even bigger villain

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ah-bloo-bloooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>"wait, i can explain!"
>doesn't explain

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>A man without a wife, kids, and stable six figure salary at 24 years old can be a dangerous thing

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>male character is shown eating dinner alone while watching tv to signal that his life is a complete mess

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>male character dies
>no one remembers him within two minutes or how he was relevant to the plot

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my favorite tropes desu

>villain has dangerous exotic animals that kill discreetly just like him

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Yes

Red wine and classical music is pretty great.
I may be the universes worst chess player.

What film

always good for a chuckle

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name 10 movies

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>that's a nice machine but what does it do?
>that's the beauty of it, it doesn't DO anything

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>I'm living thinking I'm the protagonist but I'm really the villain of life.

>Character lives every day in pain, loneliness, frustration, and terror of other people
>He has never hurt anyone
>He is treated like a dangerous terrorist because of his failure to conform to social expectations
What a bizarre premise for a movie

What's your favorite vampire movie

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>villain drinks red wine with fish so the hero kills him

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based

>villain plays runescape and drinks sunny D