What the fuck is wrong with these people?

What the fuck is wrong with these people?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that's a lot of empty seats

Sneedgame

Geek culture was a mistake

Just leave the kids at home watching The Simpsons season 11 on DVD.

>be soiboi
>go to kiddie kino capeshit #87
>why are there so many children here at this film I was hyped for?
>am I an immature manchild?
>no, it's the children that are wrong.

How should this be called? Ageist appropiation? Nigga, that's kid's flick you are watching.

They never grew up because the internet told them it was ok to be a manchild idiot

>watch movies made for children
>complain about children being there

Im going to see detective pikachu on a tuesday afternoon because I don't want a loud theater, there are ways to remedy this.

>capeshit makes normies autistic

If a movie is that long it should be engaging and entertaining enough to hold their attention for that long.

Marvel is serious business. Can't be interrupted otherwise you might miss something important and get lost in the complex plot. Or hell, you might even miss an epic quip.

to be fair nobody should be defending loud obnoxious snot nosed little punk ass kids

It's not like it's easy for a kid to sit still for 3 hours straight of whatever is happening. Most adults have that problem now anyway.

Imagine being upset at children for being loud while you watch Spider-Man and Hulk

>Just leave the kids at home watching The Simpsons season 11 on DVD
Can you recommend any specific episodes?

Whose idea was it to make a kid's movie 3 hours long??

>don't bring the target audience to the screening

That is the worst use of "Lisa holding a presentation" meme that I have ever seen.

Oh I almost forgot,
sneed

>Remember.: Endgame is over 3 hours long. If your child cannot be quiet and behave for that long, beat them.
Ftfy

Muh basedboy I bet you can't take a punch without crying fagglt

Avatar was 3 hours long and kids loved it

last night i had a dream about me being chased by a guy with a gun and then hiding myself in a park,in which I found a group of people and among them there's was a guy I know and they let me hide there from the guy with the gun

Hopefully it dies within the next 10 years

'these people' make up 80% of this normie board.

I’m bringing my 11 year old kid because he’s the target audience

That post is the exact reason that I have no issue with spoiling capeshit movies

i bet you can't suck a dick without your asshole dilating, faggot.

11 years old can remain quiet. 4-5 years old can't and will start crying at some point. Why is everyone acting like they want a screaming kid in their theatre

>Please do not bring your child to this children's movie

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And if he doesn't know how to behave in a cinema you have failed as a parent.

>black people may whoop and holler all they like, though

He’s extremely well behaved especially in public

>DO NOT TAKE CHILD TO CHILDREN'S MOVIE

Lmao this thread. Is there anything worse than being a movie fan in america?

Thinking about walking into the cinema on opening day spoiling it and then walking out

Sounds good. There are parents that have zero awareness/fucks given about their kids and it soils others peoples fun, which is really not cool.

if you call yourself a fan of capeshit, you deserve the rope

>Children shouldn't go to a movie for children

You should check out India, bro.

I know man. I’m not good at many things but I can proudly say I raised a well adjusted young man on my own as a single parent

Who are you replying to?

S11E05
Nov. 7th 1999
Episode 231
E-I-E-I-D'oh
Directed by Bob Anderson and written by Ian Maxtone-Graham

That doesnt count, literally everything is shit in India.

Imagine the smell.

I'm not even one of those "I hate kids at movies" types, but the Marvel movies really haven't been that much of kids movies. They're definitely more teen marketed with the toys being a bi-product. I would never bring a kid old to a 3 hour movie. As someone who deals with a 6 and 3 year old niece of and nephew, just getting them to stay still watching a movie at home is hard enough. If you're gonna bring a kid to Endgame, you're more an idiot than anything cause you're gonna end up leaving the movie half way cause your child is bored as fuck and won't stop complaining. They're not old enough to comprehend half the shit going on. They just wanna see the good guy punch the bad guy and not watch a bunch of people stand around and talk philosophy and other shit that comes into play with the Infinite Gauntlet.

Capeshit is serious business.

Endgame is a mature movie for an audience that evolved alongside these movies. There is a lot of nuance and complexities that a child would.be bored with. Maybe have a sep e rate showing for people who want to bring their kids to this movie?

One thing worse than roasties. OH I’M GONNA SAY IT...

tony dies

fuck off children!
MY childhood was leading up to this!

They're kiddie movies, pal.

If you were to listen to the news, being white in america.

Children are not the target demo. 18-40 is, they recoup their budget by like 300% from box office alone. Toys are just cherry on top.

>don't bring children
>to a movie made for children

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Hope you guys have fun, you've earned it.

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You just wrote a whole paragraph about how you think a movie about superheroes isn't really for kids

>please don’t bring your kids to a kids movie
The absolute state

ok alright nicely done

>They just wanna see the good guy punch the bad guy and not watch a bunch of people stand around and talk philosophy and other shit that comes into play with the Infinite Gauntlet.
Holy manoly you actually believe this. It's a fucking capeshit, not the Seventh Seal

I'd be annoyed if there was a screaming kid in my theater but getting preemptively mad that a child might disturb your viewing of a children's movie, to the point where you open up MS paint to beg people not to bring kids is pathetic

the only silver lining in this capeshit takeover is the wishful idea that a small part of today's kids will grow up hating superheroes and the likes, creating an entirely different cultural scene in 10 to 20 years

Me an my pals always make a lot of noise during movies and talk to the screen and between ourselves. We always go in a group of at least 6 and nobody ever tells us to be quiet.

>paying to go see movies made for children
>"pls don't bring your children"
what did they mean by this?

Lisa is pretty smart.

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He's 100% right
People who bring their shrieking goblins to movies are aids

>dont bring your kids to a kids movie

As you yourself scream, woohoo and applaud ever quip and forced shot.

based

If they're going to make a bunch of noise like obnoxious brats then hell no, in fact they shouldn't be anywhere until they have their parents kick their asses and make them shut the motherfuck up

You sound like the kind of bitch who lets their kid run around in an restaurant screaming at everyone because "hey that's what kids do". Suck my fat sweaty stinky sloppy salty schlong you damn dirty dubious donkey dong

murricans btfo

>Simpsons predicted Trump
spooky

>They're not old enough to comprehend half the shit going on. They just wanna see the good guy punch the bad guy and not watch a bunch of people stand around and talk philosophy and other shit that comes into play with the Infinite Gauntlet.
Theres a reason your school never bothered testing your IQ when you were growing up

You sound like a virgin aspies. Just download a camrip and watch with your headphones on.

Arent Marvelfags notorious for screaming and squealing and clapping every five minutes in the theater? And they're telling others to be quiet?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What’s the longest you think you’ve gone without bringing up Donald Trump in the last 3 years? 40 minutes?