Webm thread

kino

It's like 15 years old or something.

What the fuck was his problem?

so? I was already 18 when it came out. Leave this site.

Severely stupid or severely based? He is literally risking his life to pull a prank.

it's always the black ones trying to start shit

koksal baba

It's just a fun little movie. jesus christ, calm down friendo

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>Funny how, like a clown?

Damn lil homie got jacked...

lmao

At least the damn bird knew to leave him alone to die with some dignity

You're the one making a big deal out of it. Calm down, loser.
No, I did not watch your garbage movie for children. I cannot be any more clearer than this. Why are you still going on about this? Are you autistic? Not everyone is as underage as you.

>even Petrels acknowledge a true warrior and give up the fight and let him die with honor.

There is no dignity in death.

Wrong, there is no dignity in life.

>ARE YOU UNDERAGE HUHHHH
>IM CLEARLY NOT UNDERAGE BECAUSE IM MAAAAAD
Rofl.

do American supermarkets really don't let their workers sit on a chair?

How retrograde of them.

>hehhehehehhhaaaaaahhhHAHAHAHHAheheheheheheheeeehhehe
>Seriously, monkey, FUCK OFF

>meme texting
How mad are you right now, teen?

Yes it's true. Older people though may get chairs though if they beg for one.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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All I asked was if you had seen the movie, my god, because it was relevant to what you had asked. I don't know if you're reading hostility in what I'm saying, but I assure you, I have none.

Not even that user rofl but he literally just asked if you watched happy feet and you exploded on him for being underage like some tard. You may be old af but you clearly act like a child

Not mutually exclusive.

The tigers just want to rest...

Like white people doing those videos in the hood.

for you

>>time... to die

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>1 minute difference between post
This is cringe...

He's gonna be okay, right?

Despite only being 13%...

Imagine getting attacked by a fucking kangaroo and it just puts you into sleeper hold until you stop breathing. What a way to go that would be.

But, there's less than a minute between them wtf.

Not kino, a bit too sadistic for my taste.

Yeah, just chilling

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that nigga gon

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This one is really wholesome.

Science shows dog owners are happier than cat owners. While it may not be causal, it does mean they're subjectively better off.

DONT YOU KNOW

I'M ELECTRO

you don't know how Yea Forums works right? It starts at 45 seconds and progressively goes higher until you reach 60 seconds per post. Yea Forums detects how autistic you are and makes it progressively harder for you to shitpost. not him btw

Severely based until you're caught. Then stupid. High risk, high reward, yknow?

FIRST ONE TO BARK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT

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Adelies are Joe Pesci of penguin mafia

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>when the lsd/molly hits

ehueuuheheuhueheuheuhe

>we're acting like cashiers! don't we look like cashiers with our little outfits?

fuck i hated this stupid ass show for morons.

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Maybe for you, all I saw was an abused dog that had to learn those shitty tricks for human pleasure or else he won't get any food.

did they fuk?

Those might honestly be aliens.

Classic, but also really fucked up

this is PEAK spooky

God that is just the sickest shit. To see that occur in nature and manifest in an animal. Neat.

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That may be true, but nothing tops having both and they get along. Used to have an outdoor dog and outdoor cat, and they were inseparable. Both lived in the dog house. A chicken randomly showed up one day and he lived with them too for about 5 years. Nothing tops that.

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Is the daily life of a penguin an action/adventure movie?

Damn, what id that guy do to deserve that?

Dachshunds confirmed dumb.

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An italian crime drama judging by these WEBMs

Sausage breakfast

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Was he hoping it was a woman driver?

based

what an absolute unilad

What do you think the Albatross' are thinking bros?

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based and redpilled

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*disc scratch*
*freeze frame*
*look at the camera*
I bet you're wondering how I got into this situation...

based chad eagle

imagine the smell
poultry is shit tier

>I wanna be ANGERY at SOMETHING

A hero

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to deserve?
he payed 5 fishes to the other penguin to do it

eat my ass and chew on those shit clogged hairs.

What happened at the end there? One peck and the black bird goes down.

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Str vs dex

HOW does it go that fast?

youtube.com/watch?v=kT9DSMKWFtw

Chill, my dude

redemption arc
youtube.com/watch?v=Z7PlUGbsXlQ

now that's a zoomer

That is so awesome. Im glad I read This post.

Based Australian tards

the most colombian horse of all time

>those clowns are MINE to bully

someone pls edit this and add some escape music

cuttlefish are absolutely based

go back to whatever shithole site you came from

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Based, this is what all dumb frogposters deserve

SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP SHLOP

now that's alpha

>now we are free

youtube.com/watch?v=-yOZEiHLuVU

>birdo is so dumb it doesn't realize it's an eagle that could easily kill it
>still thinks he is fighting
>basically kills itself like a retard

This is why we need global warming.

Add some corny 90's hip hop and you have the intro for a hood movie

what a chad

This is not actually a prank or the monkey just having fun. It's actually a survival method monkeys use against tigers and other predators which is try to tire them out and overload their senses so that they are too tired to start a genuine attack towards you.

It's a defence mechanism and some african human tribes used to do similar things.

>tfw browsing from an iPad

Can’t you post gifs

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>manlet
>chad

pick one

chad

its a penguin world out there

kek fucker

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Those strobes of light are trying to simulate the shimmer of the ocean surface to the crab. After he caught the crab he returns to a brown color like his surroundings as camouflage .

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>This is why, Werner

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>Abandon all delusions of control

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Killer whales beached off the shoulder of Ohota. I watched sea breams glitter in the dark near the Falkland Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

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greetings fellow animals

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It's just a thirstsy widow

the tigers were just chilling before the monkeys came. pay attention, the monkey is the aggressor here, he should go to jail.

This is 100% a fetish.

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Not a webm but still incredibly kino
youtu.be/2TJaNDBI87s

the legs freak me out, imagine a future where these things are hounding down the streets delivering pizzas and shit

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what the fuck

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>not tears in brine

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this is kawai kino

but why was the elephant so mad?

This is the probable result.

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fucking cute

>On your knees! Lay down! Lay down! Shut your mouth! Damn! You must have one tight ass! I'll take care of you, slut! Who buys your classy dresses? Your man dress you like that? Only a fag would let you go out like that! Little whore! Shut your trap or I'll strangle you! Got it? Shut up or I'll strangle you!Spread your legs! Spread your legs, bitch! Shut up! Don't move. Don't move! I'm gonna fuck your ass. I'm gonna blast your shit hole! I'm gonna fuck your ass like never before! Fucking little whore! Don't move. Don't move. You like being fucked in the ass? Your old man fuck your ass? You like that? Don't move, cunt! Don't move, don't move. Don't move, don't move, don't move. Don't move, shit! Don't move, don't move, don't move, I said. Fucking shit! What a fucking tight ass you got! I'm gonna blast your fucking ass! You shit on me and you're dead, got it? Fucking high-class swine! Shit, you got a tight ass! A real little faggot's ass! I don't normally like this. Fucking rich bitch! But this ain't bad! Huh? You gonna shut up, little whore? Take this in your ass, cunt! You never been reamed like this before, huh? You bleeding or you wet? Opens up real good, your ass! You bleeding? Fucking shit! That's so good! So fucking good! Tell daddy it's good! Say, Daddy it's good! Call me daddy! Call me daddy! Call me daddy, fucking cunt! Shut your trap! Shit! Holy shit! Jesus Christ! Shit! Awesome! Where you going, sweet hole? Where? Where you going like that? You think I'm through with you? Fucking rich bitch! Look at me. Look at me when I talk to you! Look at me, cunt! Fucking sow, look at me! Little fucking whore! Filthy whore! Piece of shit! Dead meat! The world's your due, right? Cuz you're beautiful? Fucking sow! Take this! I'm gonna fix your face! I'm gonna fix it good! I'm not through with you. But l will be! Cunt! That enough? You want some more? Want some more? Little whore! Fucking dog! Take that in your face!

>Oh shit she's about to go full on demonic on 4 legs
>Oh wait no she just barely tripped

why wear a chainmail? This isn't the medieval age.

is that a squid? if so, based

>wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wub

You just know

Do all communities have roided up manlets?

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PRÖÖÖHHH :DDD

No? You're blind as fuck dude, go to a doctor.

RIP lil dude

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>if I jump into water I'll be safe!

lmao his instincts fucked him over

this but

this list still misses the fact that the slowly rising man has a slowly rising wife next to him

OOOOHHH FUCK what an obvious one that was and I missed it! Felt pride about the sea breams though.

underrated

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

For protection in case a shark decides to bite him?

Why did you have to post this? I want sex. AAAAAHHHHHHHH
Also just noticed that her pit game is ridiculous.

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Oh god what the fuck

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What is your problemo with the frogposters?

No fish... fuck off mate

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Reminds me of my first time.

Based

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why are bugmen so evil bros?

chain mail may be protection back in the golden age of humanity

but today we have Kevlar vests, why use chain mail at all?

dont know what is manlet

Disgusting insectoids

>rape scene
>close-up on the girl face instead of showing the action with a larger shot

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>cgi garbage
This is a kino thread. Go back.

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the first time you were raped by a pack of dudes?

This post was made by a woman

>your species has the attention of those infinitely your greater
>BWOOMP

F

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fun fact: scientists have found that elaphants have the same neural reaction when looking at a human as when a human is looking at a puppy, they think we're cute

The first time I met your sister.

That thread is depressing. Needs something nice...

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Because a vest doesn't protect your arms, legs or neck

ok?

kek

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Weinstein should rot in hell

I came for kino, not this morbid shit. Can you fucks not

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kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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8 of those dogs were killed within a week of that footage.

Made me laugh. Good job

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SOURCE!

she is like 12-13 right

and FUCK jannies

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use a Kevlar gorget then and move on, no need for chainmail.

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AIIIIEEEEHUHUHU

18.

>Kevlar vests against sharks
lmfao

for me, its simon pegg watching the man having a stroke and doing nothing about it

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nice, new hat

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The point of the movie is that her WW2 vet grandpa buys a sniper rifle at a black market and proceeds to shoot off the balls off her rapists, literally.

They get treats, i.e., extra food, for completion, because performance reports, 'good job's etc. don't really work with most or any animals.
You can't really conclude abuse from a human-animal cooperation.

you probably 18 but she 12

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Sure about that?

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plane?

WOWIE ZOWIE RIGHT IN MY BEAR NECESSITIES

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whatever helps you jack off, pedo.

is there anything worse than asians?

At least eating dogs is becoming less common and more of a social stigma there.

hapas

Always makes me kek.

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OH FUCK how fucking dare you jew piece of shit

OOOHHHH THAT'S GOTTA HURT

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Batman Returns IRL

Having sex with dogs for one.

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>cut to dog covering eyes with its paw

I'm not the one convinced she is 12. I don't care what age she is because the scene is not sexually attractive to me. She looks 18.

But if you NEEDS her to be 12 to get a hard on, go on, just don't post about it. I don't care about your pedo fetishes.

nightmare fuel

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Almost as subhuman as niggers.

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DABBING ON EM

they are 9/10

is tehre a board for animal webms

too old

yes

I'm going to play soccer with your head

the fuck is wrong with bong genes

>los ogros del americano in its natural enviroment

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/an/

For you.

He could never hit my balls, they are tiny.

lol that idiot threw the mustard but it mostly hit her, haha

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holy fuck that thing is so fast

Cringe.

WHATS THE NAME OF THE CARTOON?

dark crystal lookin asss

:3

KEK

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>black market
if this was an American movie it would be 5 minutes long

God damn

where did it go??

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>Darn it, where did they go?

THOTS BEGONE

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absolute madlad

Keepin' traditions alive

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What are your honest thoughts on this little guy?

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oh god

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>an ancient evil awakens..

What are we without the sky?

looks like a rad dude to me

>that zoom on the frog's face at the end as he watches the chink lady eat his body with delight
Fucking kino

eagle claw vs turkey = lol

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not so based frogposter :(

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korea?

someone who isn't a retard make this into a webm youtube.com/watch?v=FIxYCDbRGJc

PRÖÖÖHHH :DDD

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You like webms of orangutans?

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Baby Armor

dick move whoever did that, unbased af

delete

Does anyone have the video of the manlet being picked carried out of the way at a bar? Been looking for it for a while

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already got one.

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slow down the playback

Those poor penguins...breaks my heart to see them suffer like that.

he placed his nest poorly

Elephants really are god's chosen.

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Lost

>We're going to kill organics to save organics

>holds onto her harness where the wire is
>never see her land
gonna have to be a fake and gay from me

What flick

>white rapegangs

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HOW DOES HE LIGHT HIS CIGARETTE OVER THAT SHOT GLASS!?

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scousers are pure bred irish, they don't like being called english.

>I know you can feel this Shepard

>bro.
>bro.
>bro.
>bro.
>bro.
>easy bro.
>bro.

>A slip is all the petrol needs
These UAE City vs Liverpool memes are going too far.

god i hate geese

Chi

China, right?

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qt

>cue pirates of the carribean music

Very good post

there is a dude that literally stood up and left

Props to the dog for not just biting that fuckers neck through.

You now realize the guy next to Rising Man is 8 feet tall.

>they don't like their frogs fresh

Source?

man that dog shows more restraint than I probably would have

>23 single f my kids are my life

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cute CUTE CUUUTE

ma-make.. a new thread..

slut

The flame is actually invisible to the camera, but the liquor is on fire

lost

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>being a genuine psychopath

pls source

what if that poor croc was starving?

>no rising woman
casual

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>the way it got super still before the attack

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I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

that's a big croc, not the biggest but definitely big

also fuck boars, they are too adaptive

I laughed way harder than I should have.

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Is he ok?

>imagine the smell

PED's

Crocs are extremely based animals and we should look out for them

-HEY!
-What? Oh shit, the fuck is that?
-This? Dunno. Imma eat it.
-*eats*
-Bruh

>lolis
>bad
>shotas
>good

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>hakuna mata...

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If you're not trolling, it's the camera moving.

what the shit even is that?

which Wrestlemania is this?

It's an opossum.

>that slide at the end

imagine having a dick that small haha

s-s-sauce?

Based manlet defending children

Make new thread boys

>kyaaaa! don't stare at me like that, diver oneechan