How can someone supposedly so knowledgeable about cinema and common tropes fail so miserably?

despite ripping on bad movies that do the same thing... Space Cop, in an attempt at irony, constantly stops and winks at the audience

I wonder if Mike had a sexual relationship with Laughing Laura

a desperate cat lady who does yoga must be some good nasty sex, and would not say no.

why americans have so much respect for this jawless fat faggot?

this guy was the proto SJW, complaining about how bad was treated isabela rosselini character on BLUE VELVET when the bitch itself married david lynch.

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I need a time base correct resized deinterlaced lossless compressed VHSRip of Laughter Friends ASAP phamalams

press enter less often

It's actually a masterpiece and big pleb filter

>Drop out of film school
>Become film critics because you're too poor and stupid to get actual work
>somehow become popular to soys, kids, and women
>use the money to prove those professors wrong and show that you know what it means to make good movies
>make absolute dogshit
>turns out all you do is throw stupid opinions out while on camera pretending to be intelligent
>shitposted on Yea Forums every day

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Most working directors (good working directors) in Hollywood or in Europe don't watch movies like at all. They read books sometimes. Being a movie director is a talent and connections. Nothing else. RLM don't have a talent, same with AVGN or NC. Ralph is ok, i guess.

>resized

why?

Ralph pls go away. You make the same shit as them.

This is the most retarded thing I have read this year. What are you even doing on this board you dumb nigger

Unlike you balding incel i'm a working filmmaker. Fuck off.

yeah I'm a working filmmaker too me and your mom make them every night.

lol

i stopped watching the AVGN movie after 15 mins. Garbage..

>i'm a working filmmaker
Yeah that doesn't mean shit because your opinion is wrong.

Charlie Brooker is the only reviewer who's ever made something good. Peter Bogdanovich is also another one

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no joke, this is my girlfriend’s favorite movie. apparently RLM is huge in the transgender community.

Really? The same for my girlfriend's husband. RLM is huge in the cuckold community

my girlfriend’s son, that she fathered before her transition, is also a big RLM fan

My nephew, who is a ponyfag, loves them.

bronies, newfag, we call them bronies

No you misunderstood he fucks small male horses.

They spent ages on the visual effects, which are impressive coming from a few part-time amateur filmmakers. Problem was that it simply wasn't funny, which is wierd considering they usually are, even in their scripted skits for Half in the Bag and so on.

I miss Fuck You it's January !

it was bad, and not even the watchable kind of bad. made it 15 minutes in before turning it off

My son, who is also my horse, Loves to shag to RLM

>knowledgeable about cinema
>likes Star Wars and capeshit

what is more sadder is that people like David F. Sandberg (you may like or hate his movies, but it's objective fact that he came out of nowhere to the top) actually care about their opinions

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We must protect this precious smile.

>sci-fi comedy

Americans really ruin everything

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help me
I currently look like this 2008 Mike
how do I avoid becoming current Mike?
hair is already fading
I don’t drink as much as him I’m guessing so that’s good

the only impressive - really impressive - visuals was the cop car flying, all the rest are things that you can do on after effects watching some ten minutes tutorials - it requires a good computer and thats it.

and they dont get how shit works at the moment they want to do something that they dont have money to do it.

the problem is that they are basic bitch nerds and could never ever come up with something that wouldnt require a bunch of "visual effects".

compare with DRIVE. the most sophisticated thing i can think about effects wise is some blood splashed on ryan gosling face.

i miss when they gave a fuck. when you watch old videos you kinda have a confuse perception of how lazy they are, but they are lazy as fuck.

and for guys who make 30K monthly on patreon they sure act like snobs about their audience - wich kinda make sense, the comment section of their videos is retarded.

What's wrong with sci-fi comedy?

>I'M DYING LAURA

Because they watched Star Wars all their lives

I liked lights out

Because making a film is much more complicated and requires completely different skill sets than reviewing movies.

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls is great though.

Reddit is that way ---->reddit.org

unironically: THIS. the more "cool" guy from the bunch is jay and he is a basic bitch.

when they do those episodes about the smaller movies that they watch they always come up with some obvious crap that they put on a pedestal because 99% of the time they just watch shit.

and theyre cowards. reviewing some stupid movie with ray romano instead of dragged across concrete was pathetic.

Galaxy Quest is kino

BTFO. one alcoholic boomer fat flyover polack and his twink bf have all of hollywood by the balls. even disney deferred to their suggestions for the new star wars movie.

Someone please sneak up behind me and slice my throat.

Whats wrong bro

Red Dwarf is britbong

BVOTD is fucking garbage and made me realize that Ebert is a hack who shouldn't be listened to.

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>one alcoholic boomer fat flyover polack and his twink bf
I really like this description of RLM.

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absolutely based

how would you know this url

if you weren't a reddit

HUH?

As long as you don't have a seemingly unnasuming sidekick secretly feeding from your soul you'll be fine.

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Did you watch Space Cop?

My dad knows literally all there is about football. He knows who won the championship '78, and who was the best player in Finland '43.
Doesn't mean he wouldn't break his leg the second he walked upon the field.

Theoretical knowledge and practical knowledge are very different things.

Kek, when are they gonna put that on the Wheel of the Worst?

Criticism is easier than creation

what about him?

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>Most working directors (good working directors) in Hollywood or in Europe don't watch movies like at all.

Thats like musicians that don't listen to new music because they are busy with their own stuff or don't want to get influenced. But like EVERY genius level director I heard speak begins like "when I was 15 I went to the cinema every day for 5 cents etc etc" and everyone of them recommends to watch and analyse movies of great classic directors.
I think reading is very good, and living an actual life so you have something to tell.
But "don't watch movies to become a movie director" is retard level advice.

lol what is a guy who went to film school and knows editing supposed to do, not take jobs in editing? Ridley Scott directed commercials.

They were probably afraid of actually hiring actors and making an actual movie. Mike and Jay used Rich and their friends just so they could get avoid having to face criticism

OI! WUT EF UR MUM WAS A COMPUTAH

That's a Russ Meyer film and absolute kino, fucking plebs and their need to validate their hate for Ebert

They hired a bunch of actors for Space Cop though

they hired a token black dude to not look racist and what else? LOL

the irony is that if they wanted to, they could get actors. not famous actors, of course, but they could ask for actors and get people who would work for free.

its not that hard.

jesus christ

Who is more to blame for Space Cop, Mike or Jay? Who was the one that made editing decision to keep all the footage of Mike improvising without a punch line?

The black guy that plays he alien, the police chief, Space Cop’s partner, the scientist guy that Mike interrogates, the people they come out of the cryogenic pods, there’s a receptionist in one scene, strippers, other police officers. Just because Mike and Rich are the main characters doesn’t mean there aren’t other parts in the movie.

Is that Richard William Thomas Evans III from the Ellen show?

Schindler's List was pretty good

more like how the fuck do they make something as excruciatingly long and boring like that, sit through screenings, and still shit out a horrible boring product

-no script
-write what ever as you go along
-adlib half the shit
-filmed over like 100 years
-never any vision or idea whats it supposed to be

Its insane just how low effort the whole thing was, they didnt even believe they can make a movie.

fair, i barely remember the movie except for the cameo of patton oswald, that piece of shit.

anyway, i think that make things worst. if you dont have money to do complicated stuff, dont do a complicated movie. richard linklater does movies that are people talking, do something like that.

but again, they cant, because the references they have is trash shitty movies and sci fi.

Mike needed to somehow recoup the budget.

That's an awful risk to take when you're all fat and with backs made of glass, at least with Gorilla Interrupted they had some amusing house destruction and slapstick scenes, Space Cop is just them standing around on a completely flat angle spouting terrible cliché lines and stilted '''''''comedy'''''''' dialog

at least the avgn movie had a script

Theory vs application.

They honestly do. They take everything that people from other nations have made - even Sanford & Son was a rip-off of Steptoe & Son - and they turn it into disgusting, toxic sewerage.

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Didn't fucking Roger Ebert make a movie and it turned out shit?
The only case of a former critic becoming a director and doing good work I know of is Park Chan-wook.

>and it turned out shit
Fuck you, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970) is legendary.

what about Godard and Truffaut

>he thinks knowing tropes means you understand movie making
People that dwell on tropes and cliches are incapable of creating good sincere art

Critics weren't as retarded back then

Written by Roger Ebert. Why is it that criticfags despise whenever critics get criticized?
Roger Ebert routinely personally attacked people for making movies he didn't like, he deserves all the shit in the world

ebert also had horrible taste

When will we get to see Jay's snuff films?

The movie itself was envisioned by Mike since he just wanted to make fun of Rich and sell it for $25. Jay directed and edited it though.

underrated

There is no way you’ve actually seen the movie. I didn’t really like it but nothing you’re describing is accurate.

I’ve only seen the trailer but the part where space cops get on the internet and there are JAV porn pop-ups makes me wonder, does Mike have a thing for Japanese women? I imagine there are hardly any Japs in Milwaukee and one reason I have yellow fever is I grew up around goblinas and white trash roasties so perhaps Mike pines for the yellow slit