/GOT/ Game of Thrones

Share kino scenes
youtube.com/watch?v=xioiaMRzyYw&ab_channel=PateCressen

youtube.com/watch?v=cqxh84LgAn8

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What a smug fucking cunt

Wonder if she would stay smug if I cum on her eyebrows

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Losing to brienne

fuck off back to /pol/ retard

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Azor Theon

what the fuck was his problem

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>being this triggered over some murican politician
Get it together user

>implying Trump will ever build the wall
Fuck off boomer

Daily reminder Three-eyed raven can see the future and Bran waited for Jaime in the dead of night.

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The UK had a draft during the Vietnam war?

Azor Trump

he was a fag

>tfw Jon and Dany are whitewalkers in the end and Arya kills them with Gendry then Arya kills Cersei while pretending to be the Mountain who she killed earlier in the episode
yeah this is going to be based

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>Beric's sword requires his blood to ignite
>in later seasons his sword ignites from nothing as if it were a lightsaber

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BASED

Why the fuck would he fuck someone when he's in the brink of death? That's shitty writting

WOT'S HAPPENING?!

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>loses to Brienne
>picked up by septon, finally finds meaning in his life

all worked out

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Stannis is alive, house Tarth is bound to Baratheons and thus Brienne couldn't kill him.

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He's american

Only unbased thing he's ever done.

>"The knights charged, the name they cried was "Stannis!"

STANNIS!
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
STANNIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS

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He leveled up

That's how homosexual tops behave. If you're going to go gay. Go all the way. If your going to go top you may as well fuck a thot.

Targaryen logo isn't even a spiral. Seeing normies peddle this theory just proves howe retarded everyone is

IMO:

Starting at the Age of Heroes is a mistake for the Game of Thrones spinoffs. What they SHOULD do is chronicle the lives and reign if every Targaryen king before Bobby B's Rebellion. There's already a honey pot of information and backstory, and it would allow for them to milk the franchise as much as they want.

right > left

I was referring to why he thought he had a stronger claim to the throne than his older brother

As if a modern age Anglo would ever come up with something like this

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The shittiness of /GoT/ is legendary

youtube.com/watch?v=puxjtmU7H70 they made a game of thrones anime episodelet

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Are you saying blood is inherently flammable?

Because he went gay as a top and not a bottom. That kind of behaviour will put odd thoughts in ones mind. If he went bottom he would've behaved in a much more sensible manner.

>says the guy who doesn't know what a spiral is

being a fag rotted his brain

BRAINS ON THE WALL NOW YO SHIT GETTIN PLASTERED
UP THE HK KNOW THAT BITCH IS A HAZARD
HE TRY TO BREAK THEN HIS SHIT GETTING FRACTURED
BOY FUCK YO FLAG KNOW THAT ZIP GETTING CAPTURED
CLIP HIT HIS BLADDER LIVER GET BLACKER
AR-15 EAT YO HEAD LIKE A RAPTOR
NEW SUBMACHINE AT THE END ITS A DAGGER
I GET TOO PISSED TURN THIS BITCH TO THE RAPTURE

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based dabid

What's his endgame? I doubt we'll see what he wants in the end

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They've completely recast actors. Dickon Tarly was recast and looks nothing like the original actor despite having a memorable scene.

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YO LIL JONNIE

I think he's saying to light up his sword, Beric needed blood magic before. Now it's just a light sabre. Also: I guess lighting up his sword doesn't completely ruin them like it does in the books.

Tyrells had been in the sidelines since forever, they wanted to gain power and influence by making Renly king.

Based.

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WHEN THE FUCK IS CLEGANEBOWL

>/got/ thought Tom Hopper getting cast as Dickon meant he would be a big player in the show's finale

So he was raped and then forced to marry her? Wtf

What ever happened to Dagmer Cleftjaw?

Why is Varys alive and what is his game since there's no Young Griff in the show?

Can't wait for the 25 minute long extremely graphic Arya/Gendry sex scene. Heard from a reliable source that it is unsimulated.

here ya go

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As I recall he's a maester that was stripped of his chain and banished from the citadel for practicing dark magic. If I were a betting man, I'd say his end game is just to be free to practice his dark magic, like under the rule of Cersei allows. I doubt he has any more intricate goals.

He just wants to do his research

youtube.com/watch?v=rBb3Q8VdYas

Post your most favourite scene. I really liked his speech here.

caught by Ramsay's men offscreen and probably got flayed

Lads. UNIRONICALLY had a fling with Emilia Clarke when we were both in our early 20s, before she got into Game of Thrones. Got off with her at Bar31 at the Shard down in Central. Wish I had something incriminating to get her to give me hush money desu, although we only made out and got a bit handsy.

Original looked more like Sam, but I prefer Chad Dickon

how the fuck are we meant to compete with the big jew cock bros

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>in the books
Renly doesn't care about succession, he says as much to Catelyn. He believes himself to be the best person for the throne and has a huge army at his back so goes for it.

Show characters don't have agendas, they are only backdrops for the main characters

>most favourite

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>Beric's flaming sword breaks after a short while because it's just a parlor trick that fucks the sword up
>this is never addressed in later seasons
>his sword never breaks again
I guess he's Azor Ahai now and everyone's just kind of missed it?

He's one of Oberyn's men in the Dornish long game of restoring Targaryen rule.

Well, Robert Strong clearly answers to him and not Cersei, so I wonder if he'll try anything in the future

new Myrcella's a qt

Is sam tarly the biggest beta in westeros?

Fucking lol, he was decent in the Umbrella Academy.

There is a lot of rape and gang rape in the books check this character out: awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Lollys_Stokeworth

ctrl+f "rape"

based

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>Why the fuck would he fuck someone when he's in the brink of death?
It happens quite a lot, user. Did you not pay attention to (I believe it was) episode 2 when Bobby and Ned are out having a little picnic and Bobby talks about Bessie and Ned's bastard son (which we obviously know now isn't his bastard)? Bobby took a woman every night he could exactly because he was on the brink of death every day.

Stop it Stannis, i already bend the knee to you.

You can't goyim, either they cuck you or charge you shekels. It's lose-lose.

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>cried
lmao pussies

Is there any reason people don't think Berric is Azor Ahai?

>get ready, get hyped

well howdy reddit

>reddit

>cersei gets her just desserts
>they all converge on Qyburn
>he starts to laugh
>he flips a switch, as behind him something begins to glow
>Sir Robert Strong is tied down on a table behind him, hooked up to various medical things
>he begins to grow and mutate Bane style, becoming even more of a hulking behemoth
>grows an extra set of arms, which can wield two broadswords in each hand
>literally an unstoppable killing machine
>destroys the armies of Jon and Dragontits
>Qyburn takes the throne for himself
>Strangely, he leaves the ruling up to his most trusted and able-bodied advisers and experienced planners
>devotes his reign to the furthering of science
>strangely, this seems to be the best for everyone

I'm pretty sure the sand sneks were bound to the Martells as well

>A_young_Ned_Stark_looks_at_Sir_Arthur_Dayne_Sword_of_the_Morning

He's not on the brink of death. It's something like he takes an arrow wound to the shoulder and he gets pumped full of milk of the poppy to numb the pain.

the only thing it should say is GET HYPE you fucking redditor, not "get ready, get hypeD"

forward.com/culture/376982/the-secret-jewish-history-of-game-of-thrones/

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Why was Twin so fucking based

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He's also in mourning because it's around the same time he hears Theon has sacked Winterfell and killed Bran and Rickon.

science and cersei's pusy

Your autism is leaking.

So, what is the biggest twist of the season going to be? No meme answers, please.

COME ON BOY

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Like a huge theme running throughout the entire series is that might makes right and no one cares about inheritance claims if you win

"/got/"

He is that Dad that says "No" and "You will do that" and people obey. Thats why.

Jaime will kill Cersei after finding her in bed with Euron

Dorne will actually do something.

Azor Hot pie

Well that was the point earlier. His sword broke because it wasn't really Lightbringer, and he wasn't really AA.

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Name a cringier scene

youtube.com/watch?v=Sggmx8vysoc

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Tyrion's betrayal

This is a blue board you son of a bitch!

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ah yes, the pure fantasy of "flowering", such a novel concept. How did GRRM come up with it?

Give me your ideal ending, guys.

Littlefinger is still alive
How could that possibly be considered a twist?

absolute kino tbqh

those are some nice titays

ELEPHANTS IN EP6

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NOW THIS IS COUNTRY

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Sam kills KellyC at the last episode

>name a scene that i have blown numerous loads to

Someone wrote it already but i think i can rephrase it.

>Last standoff with NK, jon and Dany
>NK: "The time of men is over"
>Jon: "Yes it may is...but the time of women just began
>NK and Jon are both wounded and are about to die
>Dany stood there doing strange facials while the fight happend until jon and NK die.
>And who, are you the proud girl said

if you want to pretend to fit in do a better job

He also invented rape in a fantasy setting too.

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>survives 5 deaths, white walker army, white walker DRAGON, collapse of mile high wall

No way he isn’t

I had a dream about making out with a girl that kinda looks like her on sofa

Not sure if I fucked her or not

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Dany is actually mad queen and becomes a villain

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

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But i am already part of the club.

he's the narrator of the story, thats why the lord of light keeps him alive

DOTHRAKI HORDE ON AN OPEN FIEEELD, NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

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Is there a more /got/arded jewtuber?

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>Not too big
>Not too small
>But firm and round

Perfection

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THE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEE IS A BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

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again?

>rewatching some scenes from earlier seasons
youtube.com/watch?v=cFZen-XO5II
>all that bantz
>all that hints and clever dialogue
and
>nobody gives two shit about Sansa except for her house and the key to the North
>little finger is the most dangerous man
top kek
and now Sansa is the smartest woman

GODS I WAS FAT THEN

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Harry Strickland is Aegon

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youtu.be/mffGvqH4Ck4?t=1518

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The narrator is Sam because he's bookly and erudite and built like GRRM

GET ME THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER

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What exactly did Qyburn even do to The Mountain? What sort of medical practice allows you to turn someone into a zombie that doesn't need to eat and obeys your command?

Is it a shock that writer of trashy literature like George is a dodge-drafter while the father of modern fantasy, Tolkien, was a war hero?

you're too fat for the stretcher bobby

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MOOOOOORE WIIIIINE

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Uh Beric's sword isn't a parlour trick. That's Thoros.

I could see an asspull like that.

What happened to Mel? I know she was with Dany for a bit and Davos wants to kill her

>Littlefinger is still alive, a faceless man took his place for his death
>He has a secret alliance with Qyburn who brings Catelyn back from the dead
>Qyburn backstabs Cersei and is the Valanquar
>Littlefinger marries Lady Stoneheart and takes the throne while the WW destroy the north and all the main characters, except Sam who escapes on a dragon and goes to KL
>Euron comes back from taking back the iron islands and kills LF and Catelyn, then escapes with the golden company to Essos to set up a wacky spinoff series
>Sam says Bran told him a secret about the WWs and knows how to appease them
>He offers Little Sam (who is actually crastor's kid) to the WWs and he becomes the new night king
>Little Sam ushers in a new era of peace as Westeros becomes a winter wonderland

He kept all his numerous flaws hidden from the public eye and worked at a fearsome reputation.

*notices you*

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Thoros is dead

Robert Strong is actually Gregor Clegane's body with Robert's head sewn on top.

She will return in one of the upcoming episodes.

>and now Sansa is the smartest woman
explains why everyone's so fucking dumb now. everyone with a triple digit IQ already died, Tyrions alcoholism caught up to him, and Varys gave up.

Jorah Momo

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>/GOT/
fuck me summer is here already

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YOUR MOTHER WAS A FAT BOAR WITH A DUMB ARSE

You're mistaken. They're starting at the Age of Heroes precisely so there won't be existing information. That way they can write how the cavemen lived in a diverse multicultural society that eventually degraded down to an evil patriarchy. Also it means the explanation of the seasons/magic/white walkers won't have to be resolved in GoT and can be pushed off to the Age of Heroes.

more lancel your grace?

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I never said he wasn't. Are you incapable of reading? Thoros' current status has absolutely nothing to do with what that user was saying.

CAREFUL NED

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Zombie Cat was such an interesting potential, especially when she found out Jon Snow has usurped the King in the North from the Starks

So at this point its confirmed the Night King is only going to last like 3 more episodes right? That leaves 2 hours for a teleport-filled big clash between Cersei and the Targaeryn's?

red herring just as the Sansa-Arya conflict last season

Stannis! STANNIS!

>armies need food
HOLY FUCK this bitch is a genius

I thought the same thing. Plus all the youtube channels posted in the OP.

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Anyone got a link to the episode?

Stop shitposting and make more videos, Preston.

WE FINALLY MEET

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he's right you know

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That statement is pure kino

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Lancel? Now that is a great name.

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I’d fuck her desu

Because she is the smartest person in whole Westeros or what ever their planet is called.

so where is frikis episode 2 leak. gonna need it right nao

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>lol no dick
They started earlier than I remembered.

mmm breast

private link, pls no sharing so it stays up for a few
youtube.com/watch?v=KQxyyE94Fws

Well he did a good job lighting it in the last episode for a corpse 500 miles away

idk it's been set up fairly consistently over multiple seasons

The ones about Jaime and Cersei in this format always crack me up

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You're Brother Lancel
You get charged with bringing the Queen Mother to her trial since she didn't show up for it
You exit the Sept
You then see some random little kid running down the stairs

Do you:
>A: Ignore the little faggot
>B: Bring your bros with you to chase him because he's kind of suspicious, completely abandoning your entire purpose
>C: Tell your bros to do the task you were charged with and then proceed to chase that little fucker down dark alleyways and corridors completely alone because lol why not?
>D: Find a breastplate stretcher

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Whats that I hear?

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Anyone want to stir up shit in the GOT analyst community? I became a paypig and got the super seekrit episode Carmine and Preston recorded talking shit about Westeros.org and the History of Westeros Podcast.

Turns out there are a bunch of dirty dogs in the community who try to get peoples channels taken down for stupidly obvious reasons.

mediafire.com/file/q14utt06t2dwz2m/Game_of_Thrones_Podcast_Episode_12.mp3/file

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What the fuck is a breastplate stretcher anyway?

>he fell for the breastplate stretcher meme

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D, of course

It stretches breastplate so women with big breasts can wear armor too.

Ask your mom.

t.lancel

Makes sense. Why else change his appearance into a young clean blonde dude

What on earth are you talking about? The user said that Beric's fire sword early in the series was a parlour trick. I pointed out that it was Thoros who did the wildfire parlour trick. Beric's fire sword was always full on magic.

This has nothing to do with what the characters are currently doing or not doing. You mongoloid.

Dragon Demands is the epitome of a smart but unlikable sperg.
He makes good points and I appreciate his intention to detail. But good god, why does he have to go on for two hours repeating the same things. And he speaks with such a sense of self-importance.

He should just write scripts and pay a hot roastie to read them out.

let's be honest, he knew his chances going up against the mountain and would've seized any opportunity to get the fuck out of dodge.

>completely obsessed with legacy
>dies
>entire family falls apart

sounds pretty cringe to me

I HEARD THE PARTY DIED

MINUTES AFTER I LEFT IT

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How long til he figures it out?

Is this the autistic Youtube guy who makes hour-long videos of the differences from the books?

Give me 3 reasons to read the books

DOESN'T MATTER

HAD SEX

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Anomymous? Gods, what a stupid name.

>Robb told the Lannister spy in season 1 he'll meet Tywin's army head-to-head
>its a ruse

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You cannot party without Rad.

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Bookfag here, honestly hope that hack GRMM does not do R+L=J and instead actually makes Ashara Dayne and Ned Stark Jon' parents as a reveal

They are good if you have autism, if not read something non-fiction and actually learn something. Might as well read fucking RL Stine's Goosebumps if you're going to read this fantasy bullshit.

Jon is Ned's bastard.

Why would any of the soldiers in the decoy armies march to their death against tywin knowing they only had 2000 men?

This guy is no doubt autistic but he fucking hates the show with a burning passion and dismantles David Benioffs Jewish lies with military efficiency and precision.

Beric's sword broke against the Hound though

HEY GUYS JUST GOT LAID
WHAT'S GOING ON

memeslanding.com

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Put on a bus

Ayy white walkers, I'm Paulie of the House Soprano. Bend'da knee or imma kill ya.

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EDMERE?

ITS EDMURE.

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That's the whole point of his character, user. All he wants is to preserve his legacy and family's honor and his shitty fucking children fuck it all up even after all he did from a young age up until his death.
His children are all shit.

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Yeah what the fuck was the point of that change. Did they think the audience would be too dumb to understand an army engaging and retreating as a distraction instead of just killing themselves?

freefolk mods are faggots, losers and neets

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I miss these qts

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They probably didn't know they're the decoy, and would you refuse the order to march if you're ordered to?

AZOR PAULIE

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>go to his channel
>click on the long night prequel one
>it's only 30 minutes and he talks so slowly you can put it up to 1.5 and still clearly hear what he's saying
>notice that it's a fucking 8 part playlist with some episodes being over 40 minutes
what the fuck, this is nearly mauler tier

What was the point of them?

He won't. D&D got the show because they figured it out

youtube.com/watch?v=OWEyUWZUh78

The madman finally names the Jew!

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La familia always pay their debts.

Get Bran to the tree

is this idiot really 45 yrs old?

To show Bran how to go SSJ1 with his warg powers.

Reddit? not in my radmure thread ;(

NIGGA

No idea someone made that image to troll him on twitter. Who knows how old he is. I think he might be a neet.

i suspect the point of his character is that his methods of preserving his legacy (rains of castamere, red wedding) are not something that should be emulated, and he ultimately reaps what he sows with his shitty children.

>Reddit?
Did you miss the op, you dumb faggot?

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Once in college, I was feeling ill and in bed all day. I fel like total shit. That evening, my gf came to check on me and, my roommate being out for the time, the pain subsided and we fucked like rabbits. Immediately afterwards, all the pain came back and I basically passed out. Rob had the added benefit of being high as a kite.

Maybe you're just gay.

YOU WANT A GOOD GIRL
BUT YOU NEED THE RAD PUSSY

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youtube.com/watch?v=8ZJLH_1kLkc&feature=youtu.be

MAN ARGUES WITH A ROCK ABOUT A FICTIONAL RAPE ON THE TELLY!

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care to fill me in redditor?

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Well thanks for being a namefag so I can filter your shitty spam.

Huge Clue! How to defeat The Night King and Who he is
This explains everything
youtube.com/watch?v=VIaAXT_TRvw

Sure, see, it's full of jewtoob, fellow redditor.

>namefags are coming

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N

Did Ghost die off-screen or something?

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What is this autism?

Yes, you could say he didn't stand a GHOST of a chance :)

yes

He's chillin

no, he just got bored and ghosted Jon

WHY WAS SHE RAPED

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Dany is wearing him.

Because the hound fucking cut through it. Are you dense?

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that's pretty rad

You guys excited for the Stannis reveal when the zombies attack snow castle?

I'm excited for you to have sex.

the gay dicking scrambled his brains with delusions of grandeur tbf he was winning the war before ghost stannis tho

RO LAREN FOR THE THRONE

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What the fuck was even the point of that? Did Cersei know that they would send Lancel to come get her, and then have a kid specifically lure him into the tunnels? And why? Did him attempting but failing to put out the wildfire affect anything?

>He doesn’t know what a breastplate stretcher is

Do the leaks specify why exactly Tyrion betrays Daenerys for Cersei. It just doesn't seem like he has any good reason to do so.

it's because he had the stronger army.

>Stannis on the Iron Throne
>Tywin as the Hand
>Roose as the Warden of the North
How fucked are White Walkers?

Oh, I get it. It’s a dick joke. Very funny

Go back to your autism containment general, retard.

have sex

Not at all, considering how all three of them died like bitches.

They will bend the knee or be destroyed.

Blames himself for Myrcella's and Tommen's deaths. He's making up for it.

Plus its a Shmayalan tier tweet

Tyrion would be narrator. Tyrion is GRRMartins embodied character

Also the leaks about Dragonglass not working against Whitewalkers which they find out in their first battle. Is that just a retcon or do they explain it?

Name one thing the two have in common other than being bookish and appaling to women

who the fuck wrote this

Who would you have fuck her?

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This is probably not true.

Why, Jorah of course. Who else?

She will look like an alien when she grows up

Jedi knight/Azor Ahai

>113158684
So the explanation is that the Nightking intentionally severed his connections to the undead when they get stabbed by dragon glass. His scheme was to fool the realms of men into believing that dragon glass is effective against the undead so that they would arm their forces with ineffective weaponry instead of using fire which is their only real weakness. He basically let them intentionally kill members of his army to expose a weakness they don't actually have.

rickon

That's way too intricate for DD

>skips to hallfway through the video
>he's talking about OJ Simpson for some reason

Remember that they had a talk with George on how the show is going to end and this is something he would do. The walkers just being a mindless force of nature that is going to roll over Westeros through sheer numbers doesn't suit him. Although if it ever happens in the books it's probably going to be much more intricate and foreshadowed.

What works against wights and WW? I thought it was:
Wights: fire
WW: dragonglass and Valyrian steel

I like Dragon Demands but he repeats his pounts like 500 times in his videos

>someone age appropriate
Boring

In the show dragonglass and valyrian steel also works vs wights

that's how it's supposed to work but DnD made it so dragonglass works on wights

Dragonglass is effective against all of these in the show. I think the plotpoint in the leak is actually different in the book. That dragonglass isn't effective against everything will play an important role but the show fucked up and essentially treats it as the undead's kryptonite.

It fucking does suit him. That's exactly the kind of ending he'd at least have been tempted to write.

It's from the 2008 thread where David and Dan were in pre-production on the show and asked people for casting suggestions. There are multiple actors suggested by the users that ended up on the show.

asoiaf.westeros.org/index.php?/topic/32275-hello-from-benioff-and-weiss/

you don't just cut a sword with a sword lmao, it happened because the fire weakened Beric's sword

but they literally killed white walkers with it in earlier seasons

Probably true, but I've always found literary karma dumb. We KNOW there's a god in books, it's the author. How's anyone supposed to intelligently apply that to real life.

This dude is going to end up murdering Benioff some day

It's literally explained in the post you are replying to.

>you don't just cut a sword with a sword lmao
I too believe that a 1000x folded Katana will never shatter against a western broadsword
Bravo Dabid, bravo!

Foreshadow Howlan-
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But it's written in the books in the citadel. Also the knowledge was too obscure to be intentionally spread misinformation. In that case it would have to be common knowledge

and I'm saying it's literally bullshit and fake spoilers

What about: youtube.com/channel/UC1rFmaGLYr0Ve_Y_soxZNWQ

>ask for explanation
>it's explained in the post
>"but I'm saying it's fake"

you know that's a non-sequitur. The explanation is there. Whether it's fake or not doesn't change the fact that you literally ignored the explanation in the post which you replied to.

yes but don't you think if it was Lightbringer, the legendary magic sword meant to defeat the Night King, it wouldn't have broken?

>everyone stalls so they can save their ebin maymays for the top of the next thread

what explanation lmao

one of the best lines i remember from the books and ideas George came up with is from Tyrions adventures in Essos.
when he is a slave to the fat yellow man that collects weird people he says being a slave is easy and he sees why people become ok with it. there is structure, duties, you have a purpose, you are feed, have a bed and most of the time treated ok.

>literally incapable of reading

lmao

Based

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>don't you think if it was Lightbringer
lightbringer hasn't been relevant since the first episode of s2

no seriously explain what you mean, as your argument makes absolutely zero sense

new

Have sex.

learn to read

Holy shit poor lollys