ITT: Dead careers

ITT: Dead careers

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>decided to end her career to have a baby
God I wish she'd retire all over me.

I hope she joins Ultimate Surrender 2bh

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Still better than Captain Fungus.

she didnt decide to end her career, she was exposed as a shit fighter selling a cringey persona and people got tired of her

Better than "THE MAN"

she looked kind of yummy this past wrestlemania

HEAD MOOOVEMEND RONDA

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What happened to Ronda was an American crime. Her manager, Dana White, the UFC...all conspired to pigeon hole her into something she wasn't.

She was a solid take down artist and an arm bar specialist. That's it. That's all she ever was. They rolled out a line of roided out soccer moms to fight her and she dumpstered them and they started talking about her like she was a better fighter than Floyd, Connor, GSP...Joe Rogan was literally 'crying' on his podcast talking about how great she was, how she was the Tiger Woods of the UFC....and then blam, Kicked right back to the fucking earth by Holly Holm who was like the second best kickboxer in Canada 20 years ago or some shit.

They kept trying to make Ronda the female GSP. "The Complete Fighter" so she'd get in the ring and start throwing punches like an idiot and that's what got her wrecked. That wasn't her game at all.

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Miesha Tate

bro she headlined the Wrestlemania

A vital part of throwing a punch is the transfer of weight from pushing with the back leg before the punch to the front leg.

Notice how Ronda's weight never shifts? That's because her legs and hips aren't activated at all. This is boxing 101. This is something a non idiot trainer would have diagnosed and corrected on day 1.

Ronda is therefore an "Arm Puncher" meaning she does not engage her hips/legs when throwing most of her punches. This means she tires her arms out faster than someone who puts their whole body into a punch and punches with a lot less power.

Now not everything about arm punching is bad it is especially useful for fighters with little power who throw with higher volume (Nick Diaz, Michael Bisping etc) but for Ronda (who has a fairly stocky frame with short arms) arm punching is definitely not ideal when the benefits she would get from using her whole body when throwing a punch would greatly improve her power and stamina.

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i know dude. it doesn't matter what people who don't know think, if you try to jump in front of every stupid fucking thing people say about fighting on the internet how would you have time for anything else? i love ronda i want to have her babies.

k

I guess she would birth some really masculine sons even if you're a beta bitchboy.

Why are you in this thread?

Her leaks are keeping her career pretty alive for my dick, my guy

Her movie "career", you fucking dummy.

im not a martial artist but those punches are really bad right? Like you can see some of the kinetic energy even going sidways in her bicep

>Her leaks
???

>fighter gets so hyped by others they start believing in the hype
Whatever, fag. This shit happens all the time time in the fight game. Nothing special about her.

>he doesnt know

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That is the Ronda rouse defense force.

That's Ronda, not Miesha

her striking is god awful, even fans of hers acknowledge that all she was ever good at was judo and some jiu jitsu. even then that was just because the woman's mma game wasn't developed, she was basically just the first to get pretty good. the current champ Amanda Nunes is much, much better than Rousey ever was

Is this the Schaub thread?

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are you fucking retarded? she only had a movie career because she was one of the most famous fighters in the world until she got the shit kicked out of her twice in a row. do you think she would have been cast in movies if she wasnt already well known before hand? fucking double digit iqs on this board i swear

OP is so fucking retarded holy shit, beer guzzling WWe watching bum

fer sure wun hunnit percent b

she looks like shes about to dislocate a shoulder. even if she wasnt a great striker how did no trainer ever teach her basic punching form

Nah WWE at least seems kinda funny. MMA shit is just turbo cringe so OP is probably even worse than you think.

fucking retards in here don't know what shadow boxing looks like or what its purpose is

youtube.com/watch?v=Kxk41lINCq8

0:45
this was her main coach

Why is this dude so unfunny?

She looks like she’s making sound effects with her mouth

La creatura...

Lose my number, cheeto fingers

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You laugh but wait until she performs a hadouken at the next Wrestlemania.

I was a blue belt in karate 18 years ago. To this day I remember EVERY technique that was drilled. How the hell does an ACTIVE PROFESSIONAL FIGHTER not know how to throw a proper punch and a jab?

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Her coach is an actual brainlet

Imagine failing at movies when trying to be nothing more than a heavy.

Imagine turning to pro wrestling after that and being so bad everyone hates you

Lulz, she carried RAW's Women's Division for the better part of a year and was part of the first women's main event at WrestleMania (shit as that match was). She'll be back in, at most, two years to fulfill the Horsewomen VS Horsewomen prophecy.

So I watch wrestling (yeah, yeah) and it was hilarious when they originally signed her last year, people thought she would move the needle and draw in viewers, make wrestling mainstream again.
>ratings down 36% down compared to last year and everyone thinks she's a joke

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This. I CLAPPED when Holly Holm kicked the shit out of her.

The funniest thing about that part was that Michelle Rodriguez kicked the shit out of her character and looked more impressive than her doing it

She wasn't even convincing as a generic badass

ED MOO MEN
NO NOOOOOO

She’s in the new mortal kombat game as Sonya Blade. She’s doing alright.

The real injustice is that Gina Carano and Paige Van Zandt are DOA

>gets btfo at real fighting
>thinks anyone will believe her as a wrestler

hilarious

Gina Carano is one of the leads in the new Star Wars tv series, she's doing ok

MIKE TYSON ESQUE ON HER STRIKING, JOE

Look, I get that it is somewhat of a physical sport, but let's be really honest. Wrestling is fake as fuck and the fact that she literally went from MMA to scripted, fake tv wrestling and that you're defending that is what makes this whole argument dumb as fuck.

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>mainlines Wrestlemania
>worst match of the night
>also botches the match
>gets boo'ed

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Wasn't this made AFTER she supposedly came back with an all new striking technique that would take her to another level?

Bravo, ladies

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that would be perfect

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I will watch just for her

She ever had one?

whatever happened to Ultimate Surrender anyways?

What is this shit? Are they now letting women pretend to kick the shit out of the male wrestlers?

What a joke.

MOOOAAAAR HOLY SHITTTTTTTTT MYYY DDDIIICCCKKKKKKKKKKKK

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I need to make more webms of that event, honestly ronda's body of work can be kino as fuck

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imagine the smell

Not trying to be le epic badass but I did amateur kickboxing and I'm pretty sure in a pure striking match I could've taken Ronda with relative ease. Like just keep her at a distance stunning her with jabs, front kicks, and whatnot. Then slamming door with a punch or two and uppercuts and hooks if she managed to gap the distance. Or let her work me with my guards up until she got tired because she doesn't have combinations anyhow. Boom jab punch lowkick. Repeat.

why does he have those white power crosses on his elbowpads?

Those are Xs and he has a third one somewhere so he's triple X

women headlined wrestlemania this year
wrestling is dead
you can still watch the good shit from 85-2000

>t. subhuman baby boomer

>women headlined wrestlemania this year
And "men" are paying for tickets to watch that trash?

Why not just watch p0rn. For free?

>women headlined wrestlemania this year

Explains with the ratings are down several millions

Thanks for that user, I needed a good laugh right now.

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Thawts?

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>women headlined wrestlemania
They should have done a shoot with every single male wrestler beating the shit out of the bitches and throwing them out of the ring.

That would have solved a lot of our social problems with harpy shrews and their kike overlords.

triple H is a certified neo nazi skinhead now. Didn't you know?

>>also botches the match
how so?

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Considering she gets beat by high schoolers at one the thing she's good at you are probably right.

She did decide to end her career after the Nunes fight. She could have stuck around and been a 4th/5th contender but she didn't want that life if she wasn't going to be the larger than life person that she was, which is understandable.

She moved on to pro wrestling where they continued to treat her like an unbeatable goddess and has now put that career on hiatus to have a kid.

Her career in Hollywood was DOA because she has no charisma or acting ability.

Is Ultimate Surrender real or scripted? I bet Bella Rossi could beat Ronda Rousey.

Prime Schaub heems Ngannou

He got heemed and cucked by Travis Browne in front of the whole world

but could she beat the King of the Ring?

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It’s porn, so it's not real.

The Nunes fight was a hysterical encore.

holly holm wasn't even that good either. they put an ok over the hill striker in front of her in hopes that she would easily beat her. nunes on the other hand has heavy striking and honestly scares me since her frame is so manly

Seething hater

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It's real to me god dammit.

>training hard for months at a time, getting in a cage, getting CTE, risking further embarrassment
vs.
>getting the best contract WWE has ever given a woman, being booked not to lose a singles match until it's clear she's gonna take time off, and having the freedom to fuck off and start a family

As soon as the Nunes fight ended, Rousey wasn't going to get millions just for showing up anymore. She would have been just another fighter putting her neck on the line twice a year for a few hundred grand at best. At that point, WWE for her is:
>more money
>less physical risk
>less physically intensive
>a chance to transition to acting
>the adoration of fans no matter what (this does matter to her)

She did have enough MMA money to just retire for good if she was smart with it, but there was no reason for her not to do pro wrestling. If anything, the fact that it's fake and thus let her win all the time was a huge plus for her.

Failed fighter now a failing comedian.

Yikes

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People make fun of Ronda, but Miesha is the real loser and was lucky to exit the game before being exposed with a fake persona on screen and quitter in the cage.

But hey, nice (fake) tits though. Goes well with her nose.

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LOL

I don't understand why people take Miesha seriously. Ronda Rousey was as paper a champ as they come and she btfo Miesha.

This.

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The Rock was a college football player.
The Undertaker was a college basketball player.
Randy Savage was a pretty productive minor league hitter when he jumped in the ring.
Mark Henry was an Olympic power lifter and Pan Am champion.
Kurt Angle was an Olympic champion and Pan Am champion.
Ronda Rousey was an Olympic medalist and Pan Am Champion.
It's common for people to go into wrestling if they're athletic and attractive.

...

imagine trading in natural beauty to lift weights and get rocked so hard by some she negress you literally shit your own shorts on television

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I was going to say this, but you explained it better than I was about to.

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Herb Dean always gets the crazy fights. It's like clockwork.

She had her shoulder up when she was getting pinned.

I remember that

I think Kink has lost interest with it and replaced it with Evolved Fights

Wrestling is now a liberal past time

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>Wrestling is now a liberal past time

Fake.
Gay.
Bitches attention whoreing and eunuchs fawning and mewing over them.

I can see that, user.

>aligning yourself with geriatric golf loving boomers

epic very hip with it

Damn Julia Styles really let herself go.

Allegedly she’s coming back to WWE in 2020

i love how that fesh pince reminded me of Sims 1.

look up mike tyson age 18, doing the same shit and compare it

>this is the best they can do

Probably not in real life but definitely part of his character

youtu.be/D2sUAGVOZkM?t=144

The girl vs girl matches are real.

Guy vs guy and guy vs girl matches are scripted

>MMA fighter gets into pro wrestling for the "easy" pay days
>wash out because they are big babies who can't handle the travel schedule or the "embarrassment" of being booked to lose

every time

Why did she agree to this? She knows she can't stand a chance against a man like him (or any man, really), so she basically consigned to public humiliation.

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This collage is a mess, what am I supposed to get out of this? That he got cucked?

>white power crosses

It's the German Cross you fucking philistine.

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