Charlie's Angels

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WHEN I'M STABLE LONG ENOOOOUGH I START TO LOOK AROUND FOR LOOOOVE

NO, YOU HAVE SEX

>have sex daily
>still think this looks terrible

CHECK AND MATE TRANNIES

She needs to hire master Varg to improve her technique

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Will do about the same as the oceans 8 film

Oh cool, another reboot that nobody wanted.

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Somalia doesn't exist as a sovereign state

Oceans 8? That came out?

let me guess, charlie is female in this?

Its going to be woke as shit.

Or maybe its the fact that everyone else looks like shit in that pic while shes the only one good looking?

But who's gonna be Bosley?
You can fake how big their tits, ass and action moves are, but you can't fake Bosley.

why arent they doing a charlie's angels remake with male cast? women angels are stale and boring and probably constantly being bitches to charlie. but probably charlie is a woman in this.

>not a single looker in the bunch

Are they going to tie one of them up?

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>women angels are stale a

Even in this movie the Angels are still too attractive and catering to the male gaze. We need a remake with ugly fatties like ghostbusters.

>oceans 8 and Ghostbusters switching genders
>new charlies angels is still just women.

Wow, so fucking stale, its 2019 and they are still doing the same shit they did in the 70s. I thought hollywood was above this, SMDH.

i think they made charlie female.

i would be shocked if they didnt 2bh. or black male. or flaming faggot white male.

it will flop.

that said, if they change the genders and get three dudes with charisma, would be a fucking huge hit.

imagine momoa, hemsworth and mark walbherg.

a billion dollars, easy.

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>black male.

i'm sure kstews character fucks black men.

Ya and having a female charlie would have satisfied all the basedboys and blue checkmarkss. Missed opportunity really.

Charlie's Angels are supposed to be hot, not look like a gaggle of angry bitches who work at Bioware

she was obviously cast to check the lgbtq demographic, her character is going to be lesbo

>implying

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Thoughts on KStew's current gf?

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I'm still sad that her and Stella broke up

Remove the hag on the right, and that's actually a pretty decent casting

Gaaaaaaaaaaaayyy.

god, princess Jasmine is hot

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she a lot cuter than my girlfriend. who does not exist.

>that black girl
>black
lad she's hugely mixed and has more classically latino/caucasian phenotype than black phenotype
haven't looked her up yet but I'd guess she's 1/4 black at most

This
What's the deal with hollywood promoting old whores as if they were any attractive?

fucking disgusting. she can do WAY better

An immense downgrade from her previous gf.

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>What's the deal with hollywood promoting old whores as if they were any attractive?
She's a converted jew who married a jewish movie producer.

I am placing my bets.
There is going to be atleast one lesbian scene in this movie.

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From right to left.
>Horrific resting bitchface
>Standard resting bitchface
>Horrific resting bitchface
>Zoned out/low IQ

>downgrade

lookup stella without makeup and Photoshop and its not much of a downgrade. Kstew never stays single for long.

to be fair, kristen has a nude scene on a french movie called personal shopper and she has a fucking great body.

a shame that she turn into this schyzo self destructive dyke.

why is hollywood so obsessed with these all female reboots?

>not doing it barefoot
DUMB BITCH

she... still... got it..!

grouse semitic pygmy

That's a beautiful mosque. Nice shooting set.

ABSOLUTELY ZERO FUCKING INTEREST and I love the original two, the second of which (Full-Throttle) is STILL NOT N FUCKING BLURAY!!!FACT!!!

>Have sex

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>mosque

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They all have god tier feet, should be good

this, obv

Only kstew has god-tier feet. Unless you can prove me wrong.

I'm surprised tessa thompson isnt in this movie. this shit seems right up her alley

She’s 1/2 black

Her mom

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I'd go see it if they promise me a lot of gratuitous shots of KStew's feet

She's ugly and can't act.

OH NO NO NO NO

It will btfo terminator 6: kill white people
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