Gave Shazam 8/10

fucker

>gave a dog’s asshole 10/10
Thoughts?

you know this guy is an animal rapist, right?

Still can't be beat

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did you know, adam fucks labs

Hey is this the guy who likens raping animals to eating burgers?

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he's a mark

op here
where's the television and film discussion

You didn't actually post a yms thread and expect anything other than dogfucker shitposting did you?
That's the one thing DC and Marvel shills agree on.

The lack of dogs kept it from being a 10

What was he thinking with his Meg review? Have of the video wasn't even about the movie itself!

>calls Lion King one of the best movies because he wants to yiff Scar
>defends people who sexually abuse animals

Why does anyone defend this faggot’s opinion again?

so why is he friends wit Jeff Holiday? does he fuck dogs together with his new bf?

Today I will remind them

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And I'm giving this thread a 4 out of 10, definitely not a 5 but still not bad enough to be a 3, not sure if I will post it again but I doubt I would move it from a 4.

If the shazam magic can turn a loli into pic related, what will it do to a dog?

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That dude fucks dogs

>why is this white dude making me lick peanut butter out his ass

You can talk about shazam without mentioning your e-bf right retard.

his opinions are irrelevant anyway

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Ruff ruff! Give me another handjob already, Adam!

>*watching YMS*
>”well this movie is bad, I mean it’s before CGI was a thing so how can it be good?”
>*taking intensive notes, this guys IQ is so vast I’m barely keeping up*
>”uhhh this is unrealistic”
>*yes... yes how dare they try and experiment or try and make the film enjoyable... you’re on fire adam!*
>*as I observe his perfect form, someone managing to look like a skeleton while being fat, looking like a botched tranny and a rapist truck driver simultaneously, I see this as a physical metaphor for the duality in film*
>”hold on guys”
>*hear whimpering in the background of an animal, and a cage open. oh no*
>”UUGGHHHH OHHHHH FUCKKK MYMMM THIS IS JUSTIFIED BECAUSE SLAUGHTER HOUSES MMMGMMM AHHH”
>*loud whining and yelping as I hear adams pinner stretch his dogs asshole apart*
>”MHMMMMMMM YOU COULD STOP ME ANYTIME FUCK THIS IS CONSENT MMHMM FUCK YEAH”
>*dog is rasping for breath, desperately crying*
>”ANYTHING PRE 90s IS NOT WORTH REVIEW- OOOHHH FUCK THIS IS A LOVING 2 SIDED RELATIONSHIP MMHMM”
>*I realise I’ve written all this down as analysis notes and have to discard the paper*
>”okay guys as I was saying the holy mountain is the best film ever made, next to zootopia”
>*turn off the video*

based

If you only thought about it rationally, dogs are less likely to betray you than women.

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Every hour with this thread, same image every single time.

More and more reviewers seem to grade on a curve now rather than objectively.

>"And I'm giving this Labrador's anus a 6 out of 10. Maaaaybe a 7, I'll seeeee"
>*the dog begins whimpering in pain and fear*
>"Quiet! QUIET!"
>*Adam begins beating the poor dog whilst shilling Sardonicast*
>"Hmph! A-and one more thing!"
>*Adam kicks the dogs in the ribs and into a dark closet which he closes and locks. As the dog continues whimpering, Adam pants; his grotesquely fat face is red and sweaty*
>"AND FUCK MARK ENGLISH!"

proof? im not a dog fucker u cunts

>this dog's butthole felt pretty tight. didn't get too much shit on my dick either. i'll give it an 8/10.

Welcome to YMS where the jokes are terrible and the points don't mean anything!

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dogs are a mans best friend can also be a mans best fuck buddy

>Hellboy remake
>"it wasn't that bad"
>3/10

hilarious

Welcome to YMS where the jokes aren't funny and the animal rights don't matter.

what about 'im

>this movie was actually pretty good, I enjoyed it quite a lot
>and I'm giving this one a FIVE out of TEN
what the FUCK was his problem?

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>tfw your greentext gets reposted

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REMINDER: YMS will never be as based as Ralph.

And Ralph's a dago mutt abomination.

he makes pedophile jokes about kids looking sexy in furry suits
fuck this degenerate

>fucking ur property is illegal
nope dogs are our slaves they do what we want.

to be fair this turns into what is worse
> kill the cow or rape the dog

adam johnston made his dog lick his dick wtf

>he makes pedophile jokes about kids looking sexy in furry suits

Yea Forums loves him all of a sudden. kek