Who was your first movie crush?

Who was your first movie crush?

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The girl from The Wizard

The one in Rilo Kiley

good taste OP

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Fuck let me see... When I was around 7 it was the topless girl from Akira (I know I know but that was enough to make me diamonds), then my first real actress crush was Kyle from Child's Play 2 for most my childhood.

Fuck ive been thinking for a while and Kyle still comes on top after all these years, funny how life works when you are older.

Not a movie, but this is the one I remember vividly.

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That film was so mediocre. What was it about mid 00s Spielberg that gave his films this uncanny valley effect?

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she was so gosh darn cute and precious

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nothing you're just a massive faggot

>catch me if you can
>mediocre
Pleb

Ugly feet

Kim Catrall in Mannequin

I bet you like The Terminal too.

Not proud for it tbqh, I don't even play games ;_;

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Whore that had an abortion when she was 14 years old

>The Terminal
Yeah, sure, it's a nice movie, not my favourite, but very nice.
It also had prime Catherine Zeta Jones.

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>mediocre
I do not concur

This girl in X-Men if I remember correctly

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aw yeah let me suck those pointy nipples

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>uncanny valley
do you even know what that means?

what film?

I know a girl who looks like Amy Adams and I'm pretty sure she's into me

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The first time I thought I want to have sex with an actress was Jennifer Connelly in Dark City
40 year old virgin, never had sex

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Cute

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Catch me if you can
Great film

My longest crush on an actress was with MEW, from watching her first in Death Proof until Braindead (very shit tv series).
During The Thing and 10 Cloverfield Lane I was so in love with her.

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Zooey Deschanel in Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy.
Not my first crush but a big one.

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ill watch it tonight

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Oh FUCK

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Don't quite remember.
Olsen sisters were pretty but turned out to be ugly witches. Buffy was also quite nice or the hotty from seven heaven.

Marry her

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thanks for outing yourself as an idiot from the get go

Imagine being born with a plastic surgery face

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Scott Pilgrim was what did it for me. Hell, even Larson was attractive in that.

she had a nosejob

stop reminding me about her :(

God for a cinematographer Caleb sure has some incredible genes.

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It gave me my love for redheads.

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i got mine late, had a phase where id rent 2 movies a night in higschool and found this coen brothers gem. explains why i have a mommy and uniform fetish

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Tami Stronach in The Neverending Story. I'm not posting a pic because I'm not a pedo.

Yeah, especially the simulated POV kiss scene.

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the main girl in spy kids

I agree. With those 2 lead actors I expected more. It was just meh.

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I miss old Disney were objective beauty and traditional feminity and masculinity was not a bad thing.

Scott Pilgrim made me realize I liked thicc. The scene where MEW is in bed with him and you see her thighs. Hnnng. And her in those jeans in 10 Cloverfield Lane. Oh my god.

I miss white America

Agreed, timeless wonders. It's an absolute shame what's being made now.

She's so perfect, but it was Addams Family Values which first got me

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Clearly not my first crush, but after I watched And Then God Created Woman I understood that there will never be a woman more perfect than Brigitte Bardot.

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we need a remake with Bonbi

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right actress, wrong movie

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the real guy's actual wofe still looks pretty good

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plot twist: you're gay

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Whenever I see an unconfident/insecure girl in a movie I always feel bad for them for some reason

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i lost all attraction for her after she was disloyal and tried to set him up.

Fucking based. The locker room scene had me diamonds.

daily reminder that you will never find a girl this cute and innocent

I'd like to get underneath her mango tree, if you know what I mean

I'm not a furfag btw but Miss Bianca was top qt

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It's Maria Gambrelli from A Shot in the Dark for me.

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watch true blood if you want to see her tits

A man of culture

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Same m8. When she humiliates that guy by taking his towel and leaving him naked in front of his friends it awoke something within me

Best Bond girl coming through

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Fuck dude, atleast make it a weekly reminder or something cmon

top cute

Would nut on those braces

This. But I was probably the same age as Natalie in the movie.

Forever my waifu

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she can kill me any time

Grace Kelly looks so nice in Rear Window it's hard to select a picture.

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A man of extraordinary taste

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My man.

Connelly and I are the same age so I don't feel bad for lusting for the 16-year-old Labyrinth back when I was 16 as well. But I am starting to feel a bit weird that I'm still lusting for that 16yo when I'm now 50.

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wait a second have I been memed?

Its funny I grew up knowing who she was but only from the Hulk movie. If i had seen her in Labyrinth im 100% sure she would've been my crush.

Oh man, thanks for reminding me my real first crush.

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she will never kiss you on the nose

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As a kid big tits where a big deal.

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There are so many Jennifer Connelly and they are all beautiful.
Hell, even in Alita Battle Angel she still looks nice.

nice

Marty Mcfly in drag

PATRICIAN

>Leo goes around fucking all kinds of girls and they all are always giggling and smiling about it and him
Is...is this what life was supposed to be like?
I feel that I've been sold bad goods, but the goods are my life and experiences.

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>no mask Cameron Diaz
Thread I am disappoint

Career Opportunities is best Connelly idc she's 16 or whatever.

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did you see that video where a teen Leo is being friendly with a convicted pedo?

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I just want to spend a day with her. that's all.

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No. What are you saying?

See

First film crush and possibly first fap (can't remember, it was so long ago).

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he allowed himself to be molested by pedos when he was a teen to advance his career

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one and only

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>ywn have a gf who knows unix

This. I had a little rubber Ariel figure when I was a kid because I had a huge crush on her and her voice was so attractive to me when I was a boy.

>inb4 you played with dolls

Did you guys really fall in love with a woman instead a girl? I never find women attractive until I was a grow up man.

fugg

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Good pick. She was a 10 before she destroyed all her looks with more plastic surgery

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Best Megan Fox coming through.

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Who?

I didn't watch movies as a kid.
I didn't even watch tv.
I didn't even have a room to have posters, crushes and stuff.
I'm not complaining, I had a roof over my head and this is something many people don't have, but I had a very controlled childhood.
So no crushes for me until adult.

Wearing choker before it even made a comeback

Don't sweat it, we had Action Man and G.I Joe.

I AM SO FUCKING LONELY

Oh.
Welp...
I dont know what to say

she cute

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The first time I saw a choker it was on a girl my age in a party in a school party.
It was the early 90s and I was 12.
It looked nice.

SHOW ME YOUR LONELY AND HORNY FACE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THAT'S A LONELY FACE NOW LET ME SEE YOURS

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She looks like a late 50s early 60s actress and I love her for that.

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STOP PUTTING PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL K POSTERS

I know user, it hurts so much

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I bet you use reddit

No idea but I know exactly what you mean.

Uhmm, hi, I'm MEW, do you want to go for a coffee or something ;-)

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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>watch the little mermaid
>cry like a bitch until the Ursula stuff starts

What the fuck is wrong with me

>all these pics and webms

*breathes in*

TOO OLD!

Brooke in Pretty Babby.

You have good taste and a soul.

You are pure.

Faggot! We got a faggot over here!

fuck yeah

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Keisha in Pretty Peaches 3.

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Miss Honey from Mathilda. She was so nice and sweet

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she definitely had some work done after the first Transformers, but it wasn't as extreme as after Jennifer's Body.

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Rogue or Rouge as we used to say it. Not even a real human bean, can you imagine that?

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based

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terrible

Needless to say, nothing has changed

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It's french, isn't it?
God bless the baguettes!

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I've never had a crush, much less a movie crush. Sometimes I wonder if I'm broken.

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What film

Or maybe a woman

Lmao not a chance

n-nani!?

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Is this from a porn film?

Struck me like lightning when I saw her for the first time in 28 weeks later.

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Because of his cinematographer, Janusz Kamiński. Worked with him since Schindler's List, but he started using this "bloom lighting" effect in every one of Spielberg's movies since A.I. that I absolutely hate.

Your first crush was Sasha Grey?

I wonder how she feels knowing that she is one of the most beautiful women that were captured on film.

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damn, you must be extremely autistic to be this faceblind

Trips and my crush becomes my girlfriend soon.

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wow an actual answer. Cheers, I'll look into that

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Either that or denise richards from starship troopers.

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Fell in love with Elisabeth Shue in adventures in babysitting as a kid

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>that ending
Bueno...

I found the bloom and lens flare in minority report, ai, war of the worlds annoying at times.

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And before some smartass says it, no not Ron Perlman but Judith Vittet.

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Based

>cute and innocent
>got pregnant and had an abortion
She still cute tho

Oh man oh man oh man
youtube.com/watch?v=cE_jOD2Fxvs
youtube.com/watch?v=xFrecN_dsPc

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[FEDORA TIPPING INTENSIFIES]

I haven't watched Malena, should I?

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YO

How can Captain Marbles even compete?

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This looks like a nice film, thanks

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MOOODS

It's great, and normally I don't care for french movies that much.

I LOVE YOU WINONA

underage b&

Boomers leave

>that intro
I think I am still in love

Cringe.

no it's very forgetable

Holy fuck this board is full of old people.

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I am going to die alone

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Everyone is going to die alone.
The problem is you will never live not alone.
You will never wake up with a girl that loves you by your side.

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no ass

I was nutting to this before I knew what nutting was.

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>first nut
My first nut was this game.
Yeah, a freaking airplane.
No wonder I turned up this way.

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You're posting that as if she doesn't look good if not better in the right pic.

you need to be 18 to post here

It’s because movies were actually good when people older than zoomers were kids.

WTF I LOVE SANDNIGGERS NOW

Still a sexy cartoon desu

>man has primal urge to protect woman
stop the fucking presses

Hello friend.

WAIT A MINUTE! The redhead from The Wizard and Troop Beverly Hills is in Rilo Kiley?

pls explain

>Whini Oven Wrong Rip PMCI After the fucking

Huh?

She is such a braphog now, its unbelieveable

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Quads and I get my dream girlfriend.

Psycho Beach Party

She was a huge redpill about women and spoiler about my future life, shame i was to young to understand

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programmer here
genuinely interested how do you do this? i mean i kind a get it but how do you count in the time for solving the captcha so nobody else takes your quads?

Congrats, man.

SOURCE!

>be me
>young kid
>not knowing anything about sex or how babies are made
>play flight unlimited
>looping the loop and stroking my dick
>wow this feels good
>keep doing it
>stroking with one hand and flying the plane with the other
>white viscous fluid comes out of tip
>ohno.avi
>run to bathroom
>oh fuck I broke my peepee
>imgoingtodie.wav
>ok don't panic
>clean up everything
>lucky I was alone at home
>cum everywhere
>parents never learned what happened
>for the next month or so I was afraid I was going to die
>I learned this is normal a lot later

You did it boi

Captchas have a time-out of a minute and a lifetime of 30 seconds

The giant watermark isn't enough?

I wish that was me

Chekt

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so fucking cute/gorgeous.

Have sex

appreciated

What kind of programmer are you if you can't figure it out?
>make Yea Forums crawler
>use crawler to calculate posts per minute, average time interval between posts
>use this to predict time of next quad, trips, etc
>solve the captcha
>press post at the right moment
>sometimes you succeed or fail
If you know python you can do this and more interesting stuff.
Never tried because unemployed now and I don't have the courage or patient between job interviews and sending CVs.
Please hire me.

this, but "Sabrina".

Peak AnnaSophia, too bad her career derailed

It's Charade for me

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That's Amy Adams? Holy shit! That is the only time I've ever found her attractive!

I was cute too once.
Why have you forsaken me Yea Forums?

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>200+ replies
>no Lucy Lawless

Shame on you faggots

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Peak Jennifer Aniston

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I like her, but that wig is unflattering on her.

Casper was kino

Good choice. The only time I'd fuck Uma.

>the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
>and you have burned so very, very brightly, Cameron Diaz

same

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love me some braces.

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Her in Batman was my first crush

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Wish someone did deepfakes with Amy's porn actress lookalike

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I wish I was the girl

good choice

The tomb raider movies with Angelina Jolie weren’t great but she was cast perfectly imo

>tfw you never grew old with her

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>Good choice.

Thanks.

>The only time I'd fuck Uma.

Me too.

She's the perfect woman.

8 year old me knew I was going to marry this woman.

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hoMEWrecker

WTF

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I'm with you brother, she's an angel.

PP1 was great

Emma stone in zombieland did things to me

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If I was 12 when this movie came out I would have such a crush on her.

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No way, I thought a 40-year-old virgin would've already had sex!!!!!1

Worst Emma haircolour.

Same bruh

PP3 introduced me to Keisha in that simple deflowering scene and also to Tracey Adams, who has a great scene here with black high heels with her daughter's boyfriend. Also the French chicken girl is fucking hot and it's a shame she didn't do more major stuff.

:)

my ex looked like her

I miss her, bros, psycho bitch that she is

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It's quite easy actually, but it's extremely painful.

I think this was probably the first. I also had a huge crush on Tom Hanks throughout my early teenage years, I don't remember exactly which movie set that off though.

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More like The Mommy.

Hello girl, what's your kik?

>she will never arrest you

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Biel

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Would you come back from the dead to dance and kiss her but only once?

Which of these girls did you like as a kid boomers?

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gave me first bonner dream

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Wrong.

Tinkerbell

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watched most of these growing up up but how the fuck is tenchi girly they were all after his dick?

Thank you for posting Summer Catch, the film with prime Jessica Biel

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...

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a classic

When I was a little kid, I lusted after Yvonne Craig as Batgirl. That would be my first actress crush.
Sophia Lillis is my current one.

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Possibly the most beautiful woman body ever on film

Fuck lads, this always happens!

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You should throw that gif away
Here, have this

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hot

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the one at night is hottest

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Rewatching Peter Pan now i don't know how Tinkerbell wasnt my first boner. Just look at those legs

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She's perfect

made me chuckle

What are you waiting for you dope. Get to it.

this

also this is fantastic. i bet characters like this would make the best gf.

also this thread is a maximum power kick in muh pure tender virgin pp. i wish i had a gf, i'm so horny and lonely.

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for real

also pic related

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it makes me depressed that I'll never have a gf like her, she's so beautiful it's unbelievable

yes

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How old are you?
Maybe there is still time, go out.
Or kill yourself, honestly it's not a good option but better than becoming a 40 year old virgin.

Bear in mind i was 5

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>it makes me depressed that I'll never have a gf
Fixed.

a piece of art

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thx for the relationship counsel doc

Maybe you guys shouldn’t have sky high standards, and should ask out an average looking girl instead of only wanting Jennifer Connelly and Winona Ryder type girls.

In hindsight they weren't bad compared to other video game adaptations. And you are absolutely god damned right about the casting. No one else could play her better.

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Nah, don't listen to me, I'm a real 40 year old virgin, just don't become me.

yes

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That woman is so amazing
I remember her first in Texas chainsaw massacre. Back at the day someone gave the dvd to everyone and me and my friends watched it after another. We talked about nothing but biel afterwards

same, don't know why, but had a massive crush on her
saw the movie three times in the theaters just for her

better than last time :^)

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Oh wow, great advice man. Thanks for that!

>tfw gibson called her an oven dodger

those fuckin tabs are gold, kek.

I know you posted this for the tabs and bookmarks, so here's your (You)

lel bthis guy
>the only reason you don't ask out qt girls is because of your standards

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>1532267114855.png
Don't be a retard

Same. The girls in my class were at their sluttiest from 13-16 and braces are burned into my sexuality. They had to keep making new rules to deal with these massive sluts. Wearing skirts that ended above the camel toe covered in thongs, wearing 2 sizes too small gym shorts that were basically just panties. Shirts that were simultaneously high cut and low cut to cover as little of the bra as possible, and just in the front and never the straps. FUCK it was so hard to concentrate. My grades literally dived from straight A’s to C’s.

>totally spies
>not softcore fetish porn
also tenchi doesn't belong on that list.

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Freaky Friday Foster was my shit

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Wow same.

thx user

I'm really really glad flared jeans died out.

Don't be a retard

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I wanted to touch her boob.

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Don't be a retard
archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/aW9zqE4q2CXJPNQZUl9CxQ/

I would post it, but I don't want to get banned. It's a character from My Little Pony.No. Not the 00s cartoon. The original G1 one. And it was the human girl, who just happen to share the name of a girl in my class that sat near me.

Posting my favorite Biel before this thread falls off page 10

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For me it was Rocketeer. I know some kids discovered her even before that. A girl I knew in college was obsessed with her in Laberynth and dressed up as her for Halloween. Pulled it off too, even if she had older JCon's bustiness. Sadly never asked her out. One time I think she met me to ask me out only to discover I started dating another friend. Didn't see her much after. Damn.