Hey user! can I come over later for Netflix & chill later? ;)

Why does this distress you?

"Im poor" would've sufficed better lol

I have several 4 terabyte harddrives filled with tv shows and movies hooked to a raspi.
Why would the cunt not chose something from there?

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Have sex

>distress
its funny AF m8

I do...cause I have Netflix
you nerdvirgin lmao

But pirating saves a lot of money.
If you look at it long term he saves thousands of dollars that would otherwise vanish into thin air.

I can‘t remember the last time I paid for media and I have saved a lot of money because of that.
If I were to pay for everything I have seen, played or jerked off to I wouldn‘t be where I am today.

The money that I safe I spend on other things, like good food or more harddrives.

Then why are all your posts so defensive?

He’s back peddling hard

There are """"men"""" out there who actually buy things purely to impress women.

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again...just say "Im fucking poor"
>defensive
thats how you perceive it cause youre an autist who cant realize when someone is making fun @ u

Thats unrealistic, woman love men that can pirate. They love it because its illegal and they love badboys that go against the rules of the cucked society.

Cringe and bluepilled

You know, it's possible to troll people without exerting so much effort to seem like an ass.

jesus christ you guys..

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But I‘m not fucking poor, I‘m loaded because I pirate.
>retard spends 30 bucks on a blu ray
>I get the movie for free and save 30 bucks
>retard buys muttflix subscription for 20 bucks or how much it is
>I don‘t and get all the content for free and safe the 20 bucks
>retard buys videogame on steam for 70 bucks
>I don‘t and get it for free and safe 70 bucks

So the retard lost 120 dollars and I still have my 120 dollars.
Piracy makes you richer not poor.

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>h-he's just trying to troll me!!
no friend, Im genuinely making fun of you

Last time I pirated she squirted at the part where I check my antivirus

>t. poorfag

Its true, woman love guys that can get everything.
Its like with drugs, if you can get your hands on drugs woman will love you.
Same with piracy

If you were then you wouldn't type like a moron and you would have brought a real argument.

I don't use Netflix because torrenting a movie / tv series gives me much higher quality
On my setup using Netflix means 720p low bitrate with screen tearing

>comparing drugs to torrents
>this nigga actually feeling like a bad boy cause he torrents
fucking LMAO you huge nerd

But you are the poorfag because you waste thousands of dollars on media like a retard.
I already retired at 26 because piracy helped me a lot in saving money that I then instead invested.
I now live off my investments and enjoy my life.
Never even had to work hard just smart.

>bring a real argument why youre making fun of me!!
your whole existence is the argument dude lol
keep entertaining me

Netflix has an appallingly bad library of movies. 85% of their library is absolute shovel-ware.
There are integrated torrenting platforms like netflix that have much larger, better libraries and don't spend their money producing anti-white , degenerate propaganda. For example, popcorn time.

You can often quite easily find a 720p stream online anyway.

Its the same concept, you can get something that is illegal and woman love this shit because they are dumb and easy to impress.

Can confirm, have gone through hundreds of women on bumble and tinder doing “Netflix and chill” with torrents, they always say “isn’t that dangerous” and then bite their lip. Virgin OP seems very buttblasted that his parents would be pissed if they found out he was torrenting on their WiFi. Don’t worry bud, maybe you’ll have a chance later on ;)

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>t. poorfag in denial

>he thinks that netflix is important or helpful for getting laid
You're the one who probably needs help getting laid.

sure they do LMFAO
>hey gurl im a DRUG DEALER
>hey gurl i TORRENT

>>I "search IMDB for 30 minutes till I find a movie that interests me, then spend another 45 minutes trying to find a decent torrent for it, then load the torrent, wait another hour until its downloaded, check to see if it is actually a decent torrent cause most of the time the name is fake, if its legit, check the antivirus to see how many hundreds of viruses I downloaded along with it, then sometimes search for subtitles for 30 minutes and all because im a poorfag who cant spend 10$ a month for a streaming service but if you push me about it i will claim its because of DA JOOOOOS and chill"...what time were you thinking?
Or you search the name on a torrent site, download the film with english srt in under 10 minutes and then watch it immediately. I would've had at least 2 or 3 films that she liked already downloaded before she came over. Payfags should end their pathetic lives, if you get a virus in 2019 you should kill yourself

the copest of copes

123movies

Projecting

>netflix and chill?
>nah let’s just watch a playlist of my favorite YouTube videos.

OP is a 12 year old that thinks that if he loads a web page for RARBG or a streaming site, the police at his local station will get immediately notified about it and drive to his house with their sirens blaring to arrest him and give him his life sentence. He asked his friends at school how they watched their content and they said "You don't watch Netflix? How do you even survive? What? Pirate? Sssh keep it down, they're listening!"

Every time I wanna watch a specific movie on netflix its not on there sigh.

>t. actual 12yo

Thats exactly what makes woman wet.
If you got Weed and torrents the slut will suck your dick faster than you can blink.
Of course you have to play the part where you act all cool but this will get anyone laid.
Just be the cool badboy that doesn‘t play by the rules.
Same reason why woman cream over mass murderers.
Its the same principle.

>no u

this

it doesnt matter if youre a murderer or if you just threw a piece of paper on the ground instead of the garbage bin

women respond exactly the same

I can tell you're OP because you're triggered enough to reply to almost everyone lmao

like here

>t. legit triggered
kek

You're obviously in a bad place right now and I hope you get your life sorted out and can one day be happy, user.

>Girl texts you she's on her way over and wants to watch a movie
>Spend 45 mins scanning imdb for recent releases and try to find a good one
>Spend 30 minutes digging through torrent sites for a good rip
>She's knocking on the door now
>Torrent just started and it's 65 gigs so you've got 4 hours to kill
>Let her in, she asks about the movie
>"Well, uh, muh lady, to ensure the best viewing experience I am downloading the movie as we speak!"
>"What, like loading it uh Netflix"? She asks innocently
>You ignore her and go back to check your laptop
>She complains about being hungry so you suggest going out to eat
>You take her to mcdicks on the bus because you're a poorfag pirate
>When you get back the movie is done
>You load it up and sit the laptop on your coffee table
>"But user I want to watch it on the big screen!" She whines
>You then spend 30 minutes digging through a pile of cables to find the right one to plug it into the tv
>Can't shut the laptop or the movie stops
>Have to get up 10 times to adjust the volume and the screen is so bright it ruins the experience
>She watches for 15 minutes, it's well past midnight at this point
>"Haha well user I'm sleepy so I'm going home. But this was fun I'll see you around I guess" she says, trying to be polite as she races from tge couch and out the door

and I hope that some day you can afford Netflix
god bless you

Yikes that’s a cringer

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OP be SEETHING

torrentlets absolutely OBLITERATED

>Girl texts you she's on her way over and wants to watch a movie
>already know what movie we will watch as I have hundreds of pirated movies in the best quality on my harddrives
>if she wants something specific I download it fast from my private tracker that has everything that is new
>download is fast and takes less than 15 minutes
>spend most of my time cooking something delicious for me and the roastie
>start my raspberry pi which is completely silent and makes no noise and connect my external harddrive to it
>feed the roastie and cuddle til half the movie
>during scenes where protags dont talk I mention how its all pirated and all free and we can watch whatever we want
>she goes instantly for my cock
>we fuck and afterwards I joke about dumb retards that pay for muttflix
>she giggles and agrees
>sucks my cock again because the joke is so funny and because its the truth

And now we have the Chad Film Connoisseur:
>Girl texts she's on the way over
>Walk past my film room, 3 walls lined with floor to ceiling blu-ray™ discs and a massive big screen 4k® TV along with the most comfortable leather loveseat you've ever experienced
>Don't need to worry about setup or picking anything, she will be able to watch whatever her heart may desire
>Spend the hour preparing a light meal and chilling some wine instead
>When she arrives we sit and chat about local government and taxes over the food
>Then I blindfold her and lead her inside the kino-dome
>She browses hundreds of movies in a few minutes and picks one up, looking at me like an excited puppy
>Her eyes are dilated and I can smell her wetness from across the large room
>We pop the disc in and recline in comfort
>She watches the whole movie, the expertly installed surround sound system brings her to tears
>We make love 3 times on the sofa and then retire to my bedroom
>The next morning she leaves with a smile on her face and a womb full of my seed

im starting to believe that the incel meme is real

Calling bullshit on that one, woman hate rooms that are filled with plastic garbage discs

i watched borat with a girl once now all we do is fuck

>load up TPB
>choose a torrent from a VIP
>has subs in same torrent, for multiple languages
>DL takes 5-10 minutes, as I don't live in some assbackwards country with shit internet connection
>can stream it to my TV
You are retarded.

>Raspberry pi
Nothing on this planet, NOTHING, will dry up a woman's vagina faster than seeing some nerd's raspberry pi. I swear to got you can literally hear her vagina drying up when she catches a glimpse of one.

Besides all you fags seem to think that pirating a movie makes you some sort of badass criminal. Girls don't give a fuck about pussy-ass white collar crimes. You whisper into her ear that you "pirated" some movie and she's going to ask if that means you stole it. Then you're going to say something gay like "well no. It's not really stealing, see I just downloaded a copy of it but I didn't steal it, technically" and she's going to stop listening to anything you say and start texting Chad.

I watched Empire of Dust with the girl who is now my wife.

They never even get to see it you dumb fuck.
The raspi is hidden behind the TV and all I have to do is flick a switch to turn it on, its also inside a case so the thing doesn‘t lay around naked on the floor unlike the slut after she hears that I don‘t give a shit and just steal all dem movies.

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>You whisper into her ear that you "pirated" some movie and she's going to ask if that means you stole it. Then you're going to say something gay like "well no. It's not really stealing, see I just downloaded a copy of it but I didn't steal it, technically"
thats where youre wrong incel. what you actually say is
"yeah, I stole it, so what? do you really think I give a fuck? hell fucking no baby. your society's rules dont apply to me sweetheart. Im a fucking OUTLAW, I do what I want, whenever THE FUCK I want, you got that? good. now get over here"

>Not as much as I would like...sigh
Kek'd and check'd

>Girl is over, wants to watch a movie
>Sits on the couch
>user walks over to the TV
>"Haha user wheres the DVD player lol" she asks
>"Don't worry babe I have something else"
>You start digging around behind the TV trying to find the switch
>Have to unplug everything because it's all crammed back there
>Finally find it, the logo flashes on the screen as it boots up
>"user... No... Just stop. I know what that is. I'm leaving."
She gets up and walks to the door
>The virgin frogposting retard screams
>"YOU FUCKING WHORE YOU FUCKING ROASTIE IT'S THE FUTURE IT'S ALL FREE YOU FUCKING SLUT ROASTIE WHORE GET BACK HERE YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KNOW YOU FUCKING BITCH"
>but she's gone, and the frogposter turns off the pi and the lights and resigns himself to another lonely night of shit posting, alone.

>>hey user! can I come over later for Netflix & chill later? ;)
>Netflix? YOU SUPPORT NETFLIX?
>Oh, "no!"
>Baby, listen. No, baby...oh no...I have so many graphs to show you. You have to drop Netflix, it's for the survival of our race.

Nice try but your chain of events makes no sense and it wouldn‘t happen that way.

also what this guy said

>Pirated? Is that like you stole it?
>Yeah, bitch. I live dangerously. Think you can handle all this?

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>people falling for obvious b8
>again

>"Well if you really stole it I want to see the case it came in..."
This destroys the piratefag.

>74 posts
>22 posters
so this is the torrentlet cope everyone is talking about
shit, this is pathetic, just spend 10 bucks a month you spergs goddamn

>another hour until its downloaded
Based fourth worlders. I download 4k movies in 5 minutes.

>I stole it ONLINE you stupid fucking cunt, what are you, 40 years old talking about physical media and shit? I dont even know if I WANT to fuck you now you stupid fucking whore
>N-NO PLEASE user...IM JUST IGNORANT! please PLEASE FUCK ME
is how it goes

>Oh... So you just downloaded it... That's much less sexy... Hey my friend Cha-, uh I mean Jessica is calling sorry I need to go...."

This

>hey user! can I come over later for Netflix & chill later? ;)
I don't have Netflix.

Until they turn on the A/C, about a month from now, it will be 80F+ most of every day in here. No chilling possible.

Nice idea, though.

wtf are you even doing ITT you retard