Fast & Furious: Hobbs & Shaw – Trailer 2

unironically looks like a fun movie baka desu senpai

I'm not a bad Oscar winner, I'm not a good Oscar winner, I'm THE OSCAR WINNER

good thing i saw the trailer, now i dont have to watch the movie anymore

looks comfy desu

looks like absolute kino

This is boomer kino.

Did they leave any action set pieces out of the trailer ? Feel kinda demotivated to watch it since we know it ends with Hawaiian scrap fight.

>im actually genuinely excited to see an action flick
damn. i saw the first trailer and looked like something i'd stream at home. this second trailer crushes it though.

It might as well be capeshit

>Hawaiian scrap fight.
doing that fucking haka shit was kind of lame too. like the bad guys just sit and watch them dance instead of shooting them all?

So another 10 billion in box office?

>series that started with street racing and a gang stealing fucking dvd players
>now about super viruses and genetically engineered super soldiers

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>CARS
>FAMILY
>GUNS

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litty and elbapilled

Idris is the biggest Oreo there is.

Tell me that's not a kino idea.

It's not that kind of movie user, turn your brain off.

they are not the bad guys, retard. Indris Elba will join the good guys in FF10

Yeah, it is conservative on a base level. They bless the table they are diverse but heterosexual and they protect their family with guns.

I guess 'Captain Fungus kills the marvel universe' is more your bag.

yea, i get it. i know you're just supposed to chill and have fun. but bad guys watching them do a 5 minute dance instead of blowing them away at first sight so they can go home early is a bit of a stretch.

LITTY AF

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Maybe vin should have spent some of his money on being the most electrifying man in all of entertainment.

That is because you do not understand RESPECT and FAMILIA.

kek

Finally, a spiritual sequel to True Lies.

>not respecting LA FAMILIA
May Rock have mercy on you

Looks fun as fuck.

Is Statham standing on a box in that pic? He's like, 20 cm shorter than Dwayne.

Solid cringe

as if it's more realistic for the rock to pull a helicopter down from the sky with his bare hands and a chain.

Yikes

>MUH FAMILIA

I find it hilarious how everybody just stopped caring that Shaw murdered the chink guy.

i wasnt trying to get on this slippery slope. but yea, you expect ridiculous and impossible feats of strength in an action movie. and the bad guys should actually appear competent and try to take them out instead of watching them dance. i feel like it would have looked less corny if they were doing their little haka as the bad guys were approaching. whatever though. i dont really care.

GET LITTY FAMILIA

I want the Rock to dual wield RPGs.

As far as he knew they killed Owen.

The trailer literally spoiled the whole movie. You can pinpoint exactly how it goes down.

>Elba attacks the government facility for the virus McGuffin and has a run-in with Statham’s sister, who escapes with the virus.
>Elba enhances himself with government tech and becomes Black Superman.
>Government recruits Rock and Statham to stop Elba.
>They begrudgingly work together and beat up some thugs at a nightclub.
>Elba attacks the government HQ, steals virus and kidnaps Statham’s sister, leading to a massive chase in London.
>Rock and Statham rescue Statham’s sister and track Elba down to Russia with help from that hot Latina.
>Rock, Statham and sis attack Elba’s HQ, get captured and tortured, escape and retrieve the virus.
>Big chase/battle, Elba wants them dead now, they hide with Rock’s family in Samoa.
>Elba comes after them and there is a huge mercs vs. Samoans battle.
>Elba gets the virus and tries to flee by helicopter, the good guys force him to crash.
>Final Rock/Statham/Elba battle in the rain, Elba dies.
>Rock fucks Statham’s sister.

Screencap this.

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Whoa, check out the big brain on dis nigga. It's an action flick not a shamalamadindong tweest

Don't forget that Statham fucks Rock's mom as revenge.

>Rock fucks Statham’s sister.
>not his mom

What a fag

Vin is so fucked, this looks good better than F8 of the Furious

oh no the """""plot""""" in a ridiculous action movie is ruined

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nobody cared about Han
he was "that guy" who was around and invited himself to all the heists and was always weird in a corner having potato chips and not talking to anybody

P I S S K I NO

Is this movie self aware or actually just incredibly stupid? Who is it marketed for? Are the over the top action scenes supposed to be hilariously bad?

What am I meant to get from this?

t. non-American brainlet

Thanos could have spawned a trillion copies of himself to fight to in his stead but he didn't. Let that sink in.

Based Rock, working tyrese and vin into a seething shoot

>What am I meant to get from this?
a litty piss-inducing summer raunch romp, you fucking low-test beta

IT IS NOT MEANT FOR SEMEN-SLURPING EUROS WHO CANNOT WATCH LITTY KINO CAUSE IT'S HARAM.

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>What am I meant to get from this?
that you're a faggot and should quit the onions

No one watches this garbage for the 'plot'
it's just the action
these movies are a hit with third worlders

>What am I meant to get from this?
A third testicle.

>these movies are a hit with third worlders
Can confirm. By far the most popular type of movie in Eastern Europe.
People here unironically value Dwayne, Vin and Jason more than Oscar nominees.

same in brazil
pretty sure vin picked brazil as a setting in 5 because of how popular the movies are over here

>Thanos could have spawned a trillion copies of himself to fight to in his stead but he didn't. Let that sink in.
havent seen those movies so im not sure what he can do. but what i know about superhero shit as a kid there's almost always gaping logic gaps in super powers if you think about it for more than 3 minutes. especially for 2nd and 3rd tier characters, like thanos.

>Dwayne, Vin and Jason
they're all baldies who play tough guy roles and preach muh familia, not hard to get why slavs would love them

>watch Fast and Furious movie
>they call the grocery store owner "god" and send him telepathic message before eating

Do mutts really do this?

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Why did they have to drag F&F name? I mean i wouldnt mind if they make their own franchise and shit.
Thats what really bothers me.
Marketing wise i get it but from the all the shit that happened in the original saga goes under the rug.

Mahalo. Remember to catch F&F9 at your local kinoplex on 9 April. Stay #Litty, Yea Forums

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yeah you get a 10% discount next purchase
fuck i feel like having corona now because of your picture

It's not the action that sells this one, it's gonna be the banter back and forth. Muscleheads being petty at each other while everything around them gets blown to shit is a winning contrast, to be fair.

This movie looks unironically based

>black people hate him
first time i've heard that. i'd guess it's because he doesn't seem to give a shit about his black side and embraces his samoan heritage

Well that looks dumb in the best way possible

One thing I will say about Fast and Furious is they should be applauded how they actually do diversity and shit in a movie franchise right. It's never feels shoe horned in, they never make a big deal about it, it's never like the token black guy or strong independent woman is better than everyone else. Everyone has somebody to identify with and enjoy the movies.

Why is she so perfect?

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wrong, vin used the script for the sequel to The Italian Job remake, where a band of thieves use cars to rob a bank, that was in development hell for almost a decade at that point, titled The Brazilian Job. He simply replaced the original team with his. F&F family.

The Hawaii part looks pretty cool not gonna lie

*sips*

Then built the world properly. It ends at Fast Five for me, they all get rich and live happily ever after except Han.

han lived in five

Fuck off. Han was based

He dies in Tokyo later.

The door scene looks genuinely funny to me. The rest is garbage

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This looks dumb, nonsensical and absolutely terrible.
And I cannot fucking wait for it!

Time to get Old School....

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wtf thats roman reigns based

dude
listen
han dies in 6
if the series for you ends at five then he also lives happily ever after

Is this crank 3?

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This movie might be taking the rule of cool too far in some places.

imagine putting time for this shit

completely forgot kurt russell was part of the FAMILIA now

I've only seen her in that Mission Impossible movie but she was unusually hot in it

She seems like a good casting for Shaws sister

>there are people on Yea Forums saying youre low test for not lokig this gutter trash
All these third world faggots must be the same retards gushing about mouse shits

mouse shit is for soi drinking "men" who cry on youtube
FF is for chads who value familia and respect and healthy hobbies such as cars, guns, beer and fighting

the terrence malick thread is down the street, don't forget your onions bottle on your way out

It used to be about those things you fucking shitskin

it still is you incel

trailer is 3:42

when are we getting 5 min trailers?

No, its bloated studio garbage shitskin

Anything with the rock is

for the last time, The Rundown. Is. FUCKING. KINO.

That is pre blockbuster rock

he was blockbuster back then too in the early 00's, then he had a resurgence several years later, that's when his movies are consistently shit

DAMAGE
CONTROL
POST

Damage control for what, Enrique?

but what about Han? I thought Toretto liked him?

The shot that killed a multi billion dollar movie franchise.

THIS is whats too much a stretch for you? Out of everything? Retard

Litty litty pissing in your pants FUNNY KINOGRAPHY COMING SOON BITCHES

Which one of you faggots is buying the popcorn when you take your BROS out to watch the MOVIE OF THE YEAR????

Don't be a INCEL bro this is the EVENT OF THE YEAR might even bring my girl the week later just to watch it again IT'S SO PISS HILARIOUS

#GETLITTY

We didn't forget they just worked really hard to redeem him in F8 and it mostly worked Also it's fucking Statham, come on now.

>>Elba enhances himself with government tech and becomes Black Superman.

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Deckard redeemed himself by rescuing Toretto's son in 8. A man looks for revenge, but also knows when to forgive and forget.

You actually think you're "smart" for "piecing" thing together. LOL

His dumbass little brother couldn’t acceptt defeat and kidnapped Brian’s wife. Owen Shaw started all this bullshit.

>jason statham
>idris elba
>meme rock
>vanessa kirby

Could be good.

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It features Jason Statham, of course it's self-aware.

Are these stupid-ass movies even about cars anymore?

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Forgot post credit scene: next F&F will be in Space, with old Van Damme selling drugs to Mars.

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She was great as Princess Magaret in The Crown too.

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Not after 6.

>implying it was ever about cars and not using cars as part of the action

It's like saying Mad Max is about cars just because they use them as the primary instrument to achieve their goals. Which is really survival.

Yay Roman Reigns!!!!!!!

>eddie marsan is in it

Too good an actor for this surely.

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>use cars to steal cars for the goal of selling those stolen cars
>not about cars

For a moment I didn't notice Tom and forgot that scene was from MI, and thought it was from The Crown. And thought WHAT THE FUCK.

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>McGuffin virus

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It's about the characters dumbass. It's always been about the characters.

*sniff*

That's Princess Margaret in an alternative world

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Idris Elba looks like a character from GI Joe.

I'm sure I spotted a McLaren or two.

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looks stupid as fuck (in a good way) would happily watch and be entertained at its silly over-the-topness

His own fault for abandoning the car scene

The three Riddick films >>> all the Fast and Furious films put together.

>watching FF for the plot

Tokyo Drift >>>>>>> all that other shit

those catter to vastly different audiences

Patricians and plebs, I know.

The best looking car in the franchise prove me wrong

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the short guy from sherlock holmes?

i wonder if you know...
youtube.com/watch?v=iuJDhFRDx9M&ab_channel=MasterZX

>Yea Forums eating this garbage up
F&F series is slightly above Transformers in terms on mindless, brainless garbage. But I really don't expect much from Yea Forums

only the original pitch black is any good.

>black people hate Dwayne Johnson
Why must you talk out of your ass?

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It's not exactly hard to see why.
The Rock is one of the most charismatic people in entertainment.
Vin Diesel has the charisma of an actual rock.

3 takes place after 6.

Of course it is, but it's fun garbage. I laugh my ass off watching these movies.

Look up what blacks thought when he tried to play John Henry

im behind goofy shit that doesnt take itself seriously
goofy shit that tries to be serious is what's really trash. like capeshit

>slightly above
Exactly. The one thing it has on TF is actually be entertaining. No one is expecting Citzen fucking Kane nigga, relax

Would've been better if he said "I'm black James Bond".

Based Big Dog

carshit is still less embarrassing that watching capeshit as an adult

I think this is in general the reason why people like F&F and shittalk Transformers.

Both are retarded movie franchises, but F&F is unapologetic and celebrates his stupidity and Transformers throws in tech babble and overly complex backgrounds that are just as retarded so it ends up not only dumb, but boring and overlong.

F&F is just meatheads with guns and cars and it works.

Yea Forums has always been lenient on Fast and Furious. It's dude bro kino

How big is Dwayne gonna get? That dudes arms look uncomfortable in that shirt.

1 from the thumbnail it looked like she was streching her legs
2 shes hideous, looks like a chav after throwing up at a pub trashcan

Why is he using that tiny smg?

Black people are weird about who's black enough to play what role. Will Smith is full black and people don't want him to play Serena William's father. Doesn't mean they hate them, tho

Is that supossed to be an skorpion evo?

And it worked perfectly, it's the one movie of the franchise I unironically would recommend to everyone since it's a decent heist film.

I wonder if Statham will ever say 'you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off' at any stage.

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based comfy in-flight entertainment kino

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This is series is getting progressively more retarded.

Makes him look bigger.

>This is series is
Seems it's not the only thing getting progressively retarded senpai

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There is a difference between recognizing that he's not dark skinned enough for the role and hating him
Personally, I don't mind him playing Henry

Movie looks so damn ridiculous that I'm excited. You can tell Rock, Statham, and Elba are all having a field day doing this

i would call it an absolute trash tier but i guess they had intention of making it funny and unrealistic as possible, so it might be an enjoyable comedy

What is he saying here

So.... where's Diesel? I know from the last movie's trailer that he was supposed to be a bad guy suddenly? Did he die in that movie?

Somewhere else while all this takes place

the only thing i do not understand is why not make a separate movie about tough charismatic buddies without involving fast and furious franchise?

because beggining of this franchise was kind of serious and drammatic cars, drugs, street gangs, neon lights. Clearly the first movies were not brilliant but they were comfy in specific way, but now in turnred out in to a complete absurd

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Does it look like I've got cunt on my forehead, or something to that effect

For

Tokyo Drift > Fast and Furious 1 > Riddick movies (where's the next one vinny?)

This was okay.

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Some nigger zoomer in jail was trying to tell me the rock doesn't take steroids. And neither did Arnie. How dumb can you be?

The first is entertainmentkino (Dude I almost had you LOL).
2nd is comfy
Tokyo drift is kino.
Tokyo Drift is

Based and Furyianpilled

O.K someone tell me what the fuck is going on, I haven't followed this franchise since Tokyo Drift

What the fuck is this

Where the fuck are the racing and cars

Where the fuck is the kick ass music

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

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Good to see the chick that played Santanico Pandemonium from the dusk til dawn series getting more movie roles

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it's probably a distraction joke like star lord

heights are all fucked in these. Statham and Rock are the same height when fighting Idris who looks like he's 6'7 in the shot like he's the Rock's THanos

It's Vins fault for flanderizing his own character and turning the franchise into the garbage pile that it is. He deserves to have the reigns taken from him.

Is this a real movie ? Who's the kike who greenlit this ?

>Idris Elba
Day one download. Thank you YIFY.

not all that more fat-fetched than the last F&F movies and they rake in monies so why the heck not

In a couple of years F&F will end and H&S will be the main franchise. Then Vin will be the one begging the Rock go give him a part. None of these would've happened if Paul Walker had lived

It'll end up like James Bond's Moonraker at some point and the series will go to space and be even more pants on head retarded. And that's a good thing.

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This looks like the dumbest movie ... but I'm 100% watching it.

> shes hideous

Found the homosexual.

Fuck paul he was a pedophile

Bruh as someone living in a shitskin country, I can say that people go wild about Fast & Furious flicks. Same goes for Pajeetland, China and Latin America.

This.

I give it 10 more movies and they will have space ships, aliens, kaijus and giant robots with the way this franchise is heading

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Same universe, why call it anything else

take that nigger cock out of your mouth and stop talking bullshit. Han was based af.

K I N O

Why fucking watch this in the first place? How basic do you have to be to enjoy this crap?

trips of destruction

All it would have needed was Scott Adkins and it would be 100% guilty pleasure kino.

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based

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How can people defend the old Bond movies? Nothing non Craig stands up in 2019.

Looks LITTY

>Dr. No
>From Russia With Love
>Goldfinger
>The Spy Who Loved Me
>Licence To Kill
>The Living Daylights
>Goldeneye
>You Only Live Twice
>Live and Let Die

All of these are still superior to every Craig Bond film bar Casino Royale.

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They didn't call it fast and the furious they called it Captain America The First Avenger.

how long until american initial d live action movie?