*slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* urgh...

*slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* urgh.. *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

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There goes that dog with his water again.

what are some movies to drink water to?

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Childhood : cats so cool and cute, dogs sucks
Adultery : dogs are fucking based and real human friends, cats are insufferable, overrated cunts

aqua si enpanjol?

It's SCHLOP you fucking loser

baja blast, por favor

AND THAT'S A GOOD THING

here goes another schlop fag
they never learn

It’s a foreign dog

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this

>not understanding dogs are the better pet from the moment you were born
Pleb detected

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>foams at the mouth, menacingly
wat do?

That's not what Adultery is. Unless you're fucking the dogs.

NPC: I like dogs because I feel the need to dominate other beings to gratify my frail ego that is dependent on others and their reaction towards myself
Human: I respect cats for their independent spirit; I prefer a friend to a slave

>adultery
uhhh

>That's not what Adultery is. Unless you're fucking the dogs.
what the fuck is wrong with you?

*slurp* *slurp* *slurp*Despite constituting only 13% of dogs in America*slurp* *slurp* *slurp*

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>dognpc: cats are bad, dogs are good
>catnpc: cats are good, dogs are bad
>human: cats and dogs are good in their own way

I would like a dog, but it requires too much responsibility and time investment which I can't promise the dog.

is it ok for me to buy a bulldog if I'm an aggressive person?

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*schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
*schlop* *schlop* *schlop*
*schlop* *schlop* *schlop*

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>adultery

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>this fucking retard doesn't know the difference between slurp and schlop

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holy shit this kind of cuteness should not be allowed.

Why do dogs enjoy swimming so much? Is there a biological reason?

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evolutionary trait that lets them hide from black people

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Dog truly appreciate only you and people that close to you. They not slaves they just have heart and generally bring positive vibe, cats with this independent shit are just disrespectful. I mean you feed this nigger and than you see that smug on their face. You not fucking independent you stupid fucking cat you can't pay your bills Without me you would die fucking starving and homeless SO SHOW ME SOME DAMN RESPECT!!!

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What a fucking good boy

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it insists on itself

hooman, please...

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because swimming is awesome and you just think otherwise because you're dead inside compared to them

you need to go back

How do I achieve his level of zen?

Absolutely based post

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rent free

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