IN MORE BUT A SINGLE DECADE, A FEW MERE SWIPES OF THE TORRENT CLIENTS, WE HAVE GATHERED A SACRIFICE TO MAN' INTERNET THAT WILL BE MADE LEGEND.
THOUGH IT WAS A SIMPLER, WEAKER VOICE THAT ILLUMINATED ME DURING MY EARLY YEARS UPON THE PLANES OF NO INTERNET...
...IT WAS A PIRATE'S MESSENGER WHO SHOWED ME THE TRUE PATH OF FREEDOM FROM OUR PATHETIC CONSUMERIST-PURCHASER THRALLDOM.
AND WHAT IS THIS PATH? THIS MEANING, THIS PURPOSE TO WHICH WE GATHER THE TORRENTS OF OUR ((FOES))?
IT IS NOTHING. THERE IS NO MEANING, NO PURPOSE. WE PIRATE IT. WE TAKE IT. IT IS INTELLIGENT RESISTANCE, THIS UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS, BUT WE ARE NOT!
IN MERE HOURS, ((BILLIONS)) WILL BE LOST. INVESTMENTS! PAYMENTS! EQUITY AND DEBT! TRUST FUNDS AND OFFSHORE ACCOUNTS! ALL OF THEM!
THEY WILL SCREAM, THEY WILL BURN, AND FOR NO PURPOSE BUT THAT MIGHTY PIRATE MAY REVEL IN THEIR BUTTHURT!
AND UNITED IN THIS BLOOM OF PURPOSE, FRATERNITY AND DUTY... WE SHALL AT LONG LAST BE FREE! TORRENTS FOR THE TORRENTLESS! MOVIES FOR THE MOVIELESS! LET THE ((MEDIA INDUSTRY)) BURN!"
Horus is a faggot and so is his dumb bald baby pretender Abbadon
Lincoln Gutierrez
Why didn't the emperor get an abortion so angron was never born?
Angel Harris
Why didn't the Emperor just declare he's a God so no-one in their right mind would question his retarded decisions?
Mason Hernandez
Why did Space Batman become Colonel Kurtz
David Ortiz
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Gabriel Kelly
Because his doctrine says there are no gods. If he said he was a god then it opens the possibility of other goods and he did everything in his power to avoid that shit.
Chaos gods and their influence destroyed many civilizations before the humanity.
Angron was a rabid dog. his legion should have been exterminated on the spot.
If you were in imperial citizen that stumbled a chaos artifact that gave you a chance to become some powerful follower of chaos (relatively powerful), what would you do? Both loyalist and traitor sides come with so many downsides I feel like neither is worth it desu
He was mentally fucked because he had the hardest life of any of the Primarchs from birth.
Carter Barnes
40k has a direct to video flick. It is Yea Forums
Parker Walker
Why didn't the emperor send down the 10,000 or better yet himself and begin shooting lighting at his sons foes.
Gavin James
>Piratery Are you Dutch?
Elijah Miller
Huron 'kurokokoro' Lufgt is the superior chaos master.
Xavier Howard
Then where's his new model?
Eli Hill
Why didn't he unironically just tell Magnus about the dangers of Chaos?
Chase Rivera
Me love Lorgar. Why he no featured more
Jacob Williams
>pretending warhammer isnt cringe Stop forcing this nerdy shit on us the doctor who threads are worse enough
Jayden Gutierrez
>forcing unto us >one thread up among 100 other threads is "forcing upon us" >it was forced upon me to enter this thread and shitpost about how I am forced to endure warhammer back to capeshit, loser
Asher Hughes
Capeshit is just as shite as warhammer
Wish were back shitposting about house md and seinfeld n sheit
Colton Russell
You still can user. Feel free to leave this thread and do that.
Jose Ramirez
Fucker who killed him was literally called M(artin)’She(e)n
