ITT: talentless hacks

ITT: talentless hacks

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Whose daughter is she again ?
Somebody big.

Anyways this is Léa Seydoux, she is literally an heiress from the Pathé family on one side, and the Gaumont family on the other side (two biggest film distributors in France). She starred in James Bond two years I think, and hopefully her lineage explains it.

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me

Fuck off with this meme.

her body makes my p p hard

she doesn't look like she would have a nice body

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Think she fucks?

Have sex

>watching women for talent
>watching women for their opinions
>watching women speak

and you wonder why you are incels

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Obviously, i mean Emma, not Harvey. Harvey is extremely talented man.

Harvey could be my idol. Built himself up from nothing.

I mean she was smart enough to get in shape for a brief time to trap some idiot into marrying her

Maybe if you asked nicely and you spoke french.

>the virgin bangs
>stacy Sinéad

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don't get me wrong I'd fuck them like it was purge night but why do so many hollywood actresses have man jaws?

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>

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She cute

>>

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>>>

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You also forgot to mention that she is my waifu

>superpowerful
>still HARVested

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.....Caspere?

youtube.com/watch?v=sLtxC3mWr1Y

>actually believing this
If you believe what all the actresses say, even Cara Delevingne was harvested as if she doesn't already have all the help she can get.

>that kino hairline
phew

I though we liked her now after Suspiria? Did I miss a memo?

Yeah I think it's in the minute of the last Yea Forums labour union meeting. It passed with a narrow vote though.

I think she get's hired for her feet desu

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>Whose daughter is she again ?
Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith's

fuck it i messed up the webm again

only made that to post the behind the scenes pic

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She got hired because of who her parent now. Though to be fair like 95% of Hollywood is the same.

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DAYUM

Even when she's thin she looks fat

He's right though

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How do i get this job?

Pure luck

>not an iPhone
Femcel detected

It's a vertu phone. She's just showing off her wealth

Post more feet please.

dakota knows

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haha imagine the smell haha

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Vertu has always been considered decidedly uncool. Getting one of those instead of an iPhone is basically screaming “look I have tons of money and I’m not afraid to make atypical choices please go out with me”.

me on the left

I know what that interview is from. That's from where she metooed that feller

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til Pat Carney is a foot faggot

Famous Director

Take that back.

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Foot goddess.

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Is that a personal attack?

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Hi Kojima

>don johnson
>having enough pull to get his kid hired

I don't buy it. Even power couples like Russell and Hahn couldn't keep Hudson working in blockbusters.

i like her interview personality.
acting-wise shes ok but ive only seen her in suspiria

She is so fucking hot

definetly

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very Evil Dead-esque, I like.

>implying Kate needs to do Blockbusters when she can just go on VF YouTube and do ASMR

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>tattoo

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Cringe and literally wrong

t. hasn't seen suspiria

Where do I find clothes like this?

The woman’s department.

At the gay store.

the toilet store

So, your house?

>her lineage explains it
Her inbred face certainly doesn't.

Stop bullying my wife please, thank you.

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god I wish that were me

kek

Bald man is Bald.

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Literally imagine the smell of that negligee after he was done wearing it.

and armpits

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wish I could huff the fumes from it

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deceivingly mediocre. the arch is good, but soles are a tad too "rustic" and the toes are average tier.

No she wasn't.

That rat faced bitch Anna Kendrick.

He looks like a vampire

Don Johnson is pretty well-connected not to mention he and his wife have been involved with the industry for decades. He was suspected of money laundering when his car was searched in Switzerland and he was found to have receipts for transactions totalling $8 billion. He was eventually let off though. Apparently the receipts belonged to a friend of his but goes to show the sort of friends he has.
web.archive.org/web/20071201174421/http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/TV/03/16/don.johnson.ap/

He knows

Hey you:

Fuck you. That's right, go fuck yourself.

Yeah but it’s not blood he’s sucking, if you know what I mean...

This

pointy nose
pointy chin
she looks like a caricature witch.like an old woman that her wrinkles taken out. like modern cher

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are you guys attracted to trannies? because this bitch looks like a tranny

lestat?

ALL THE LIBTARDS OPPOSITE FOR THE CONSERVAKINGS

I would eat shit straight from his asshole desu

I want to place my palms on his cheeks

You could deflect a bullet on those cheekbones

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I would love to peel the skin off his face just so I could see what his skull looks like

she's also a cunt and a airhead

>"Don't wanna look hungry. Never do anything out of hunger."
pretty decent line
>"..not even eating"
ruined it

this nigga knows what trannies look like LMAO

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Her appeal is that she is built for raw, sweaty sex. I can just tell by her appearance that she has an extremely warm pussy and gets super wet quickly.

Me

He had talent at some point. He just got surrounded with "yes, men."

Fuckin these