38 years old

He's gay. Why do you think he plays faggot characters?

Unironically this.

He's probably kooky as fuck maybe got some issue or something, i'm pretty sure he's dated a fuckload of women yet can't seem to keep one. Or maybe he just wants to be a playboy until he actually starts to age
Favorite gyllenhaal has to be Enemy, great movie

I thought him and the Goose were dating. They definitely suit eachother

Nightcrawler is still his best and it'll stay that way

VITAL ESSENCE, user. It's a real thing

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Didn't he take tswifts virginity? absolute chad

He's married user

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Enemy

That's his brother, you idiot.

He married his brother?

so weird how people who are attracted to each other often look alike

Past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing

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Well hello

Did Marty remarry in that show after he left his wife? Or did he end up alone like Rust?

Can you please elaborate on this? I've seen Strangelove and remember this scene, but does it some alternate meaning?

You clearly do not remember this scene, if you have to ask.

Nightcrawler is my favourite Gyllenkino. But there are so many great ones.

That Netflix movie with the cursed paintings was bad, right?

what do you mean alternate meaning? seems straightforward to me

I do, but wasn't the point was that he was crazy, right? "I don't avoid the company of women, but i deny them my essence" I don't know what that line means.
what does it mean?

there are two men in hollywood
the ones in arranged marriages to prevent media to complain they are faggots/fuck underage puss
and the forever bachelor's, the dicaprio's. jake is the latter. nobody fucks with him because jake tells everyone if they ever complain about his bachelor status he will send his sister to flash her ugly tits

He did not remarry, no. And look what the fuck he turned into

He seemed more miserable back when he was married

>what does it mean?
It means that blowing your load reduces your energy and women are like energy vampires

bubble boy is his only passable movie

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What? I haven't heard anything about that. He just seems like he's enjoying slutting around though, prolly gonna marry when he starts to turn grey or some thot manages to keep the condom afterwards

G A Y

>No wife, no gf
>What is he up to, lads?

youtu.be/e5oBBziEl8E

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For me, It's Donnie Darko

>a man hasn't made himself a slave for a woman
>he must be gay
>because homosexuals are disgusting and he's disgusting LMAO

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im a 28 khv what am i up to?? haha

inconvenient truth

beautiful!

wizardrom

I've noticed this trend in feminists. They seem to hate fags more than anyone. I dated a feminazi and she was always trying to say guys were fags and men who fucked asian women had tiny penises. kek very psycho.

I don't think it's that easy to be a celeb and find a gf/wife who is not totally insane or after your money, unless you are willing to date a colleague (who probably is at least a little crazy like all actors).

>I dated a feminazi
No you didn't date anyone, incel.

>took taytays virginity
>got her pregnant
>made her have an abortion

based

Was this ever confirmed?

>toasty roasty

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>Jake is 1.83

Now that is some tall chick

>tfw I'm taller than Jake but haven't had gf in 2 years

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He's gay. Most actors are.

Enemy, Prisoners and Nightcrawler.

She's a big girl

Are there any indications that this guy is chaste, instead of in pursuit of sex? It's been a few years since he has had a girlfriend, I think, 2013?

youtube.com/watch?v=8gwDpY5hBZ0

Spoiler alert

Millenials and Gen Z don't care abou creatingt families. Poor Boomers and Gen Xers can't adapt into modern times.

which is why they're being replaced by browns.

she's so plain looking, every one he's rumored to have been with looks like some basic ass hathaway hoe.

They're either contract gfs he gets so that he can be a heterosexual in the media's eyes
or he just gets low maintenance plain hoes so he can control them better etc

Why would there be? Don't think he's religious.
You think he became a celibate?

>That Netflix movie with the cursed paintings was bad, right?
It was absolute trash, until VC I would say he hadn't been in a bad movie.

Prince of Persia and Accidental Love were terrible too. He's been in tonnes of mediocre movies though.

>Jake is 1.83
So, 178 in reality?