BRIE LARSON BTFO!

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Because it's a Marvel movie.
That's pretty much it.
People go to these movies like other people go to watch football matches.
It's not as much movie watching as it is doing something with their friends.

Endgame hype. Pure and simple

>when you start to realize Disney really did buy seats

I'm not even kidding, I literally have met only ONE person who watched this movie. It was a female co-worker who said it was 'okay' (which means trash, she didn't want to say it).

why is no journalist "investigating" who she fucked, to get this role

Is she just an autistic sperg? Maybe then I would understand

Author of that article needs to have sex.

It's weird because I agree with her but I automatically assume she's writing this for attention

With me.

I believe we can agree that Chris should have sex.

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What did she say?

It was a pretty awkward and cringeworthy interview.

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Why do people pretend like this is so far fetched? I'm not saying it REALLY happened, but the infrastructure, man-power, and financial capability to do this are ALL available to Disney. Disney was buying Fox Studios for $73 Billion dollars. Most of which is paid for with Disney stock. Disney absolutely doesn't want a bad movie to tank the stock price (even by a little bit). Consider the scale of Disney-Fox merger of 73 billion. A mere dip of 5% in Disney's stock price if things go wrong for Captain Marvel would cost them 3.7 billion.

Disney giving $300 to $500 million dollars to some subsidiary marketing firm, then having said marketing firm buy tickets online, and in person is not outside the realm of possibility. Fet-fetched? Maybe. But I've heard far worse theories. Plus Disney gets back 60% of all ticket sales. So they are literally paying themselves. Losing $250 to $500 million is a drop in a bucket to Disney's total resources.

Not to mention as an actual shareholder of Disney stock, Disney recently started hiding their merchandise sales after a few bad quarters. In the latest quarterly report, they merged (merchandise/toy) sales with their (Disney Entertainment Parks) earnings. I found this incredibly deceptive as I would like to know how the merchandise and toy sales division are doing. Disney toys has nothing to do with Disney parks and I don't see how they could justify merging the two in the latest earnings report. Of course Disney parks turn a huge profit. But I want to know if Disney toys are selling well. The latest thing reported was that Cars franchise was selling well, but Star Wars merchandise sales was in the toilet.

I don't mind as long as they're not actively badmouthing me. Just leave me in piece desu baka senpai

What did she say about being compared to Tom Cruise?

He called her the next Tom Cruise and she said "I'll be the next me, not the next Tom Cruise thank you VERY much"

Poor Chris, he is a good boy.

With me.

Except every Disney movie flop. Capeshit is the only thing that keeps them afloat in terms of film industry.

Based. I'd have sex with columnist any day.

so salty, i love it

dont be a whiteknight, be normal ffs is not hard

What a bitch, reminds me of the "is that a personal attack?" from the google auto-complete inverview.

>woman says the one safe person which wouldnt cause any outrage in social media
>black dude says the one safe person which wouldnt cause any outrage in social media
>thor just doesnt give a fuck about social points and gives a joke answer

Literally what has michelle obama done except be a "yaaaaass you go gurl" figurehead to raise money for the DNC and somehow manage to make school lunches worse?

Dont be a capeshitter, be normal, is not hard.

Being a black woman, you stupid fucking racist.

Oh something nobody will ever read.

Brie got this on lock.

aussie chill strikes again

Black

how is it possible that a man looks so much better than the woman in the same picture?

I hear you but its the Kennedy Assassination at this point. You try to explain it to people they'll think you are either a butthurt sexist, or a tinfoil anarchist. A movie lile that, making over 1 billion when practically everyone agrees its boring is just odd. But if you factor in all of tye crazy shit that was done to get it there.

Remember when Avengers first dropped all those years ago? When the cast did interviews together, they all seemed liked best friends that got invited to the most exclusive party in town. Now its like they cant wait for the q and a sessions to be over. Mostly because of who they do it with (Larson). None of them likes her. Disney has gone above and beyond to protect her. Mostly because the franchise was handed over to her.

I believe you, im not kidding. There was some shady shit going on with those ticket sales.

Because some people are bluepilled and eat everything fed to them by big names and companies. No one can think for themselves anymore.

Even journalism has become completely neutered. No journalists are out there looking for actual stories. They aren't putting anything on the line for the truth. They just get spoon fed some 2 bit prescreened piece by the company their writing their article on for their editorial.

Consider this.
You own one of, if not, THE largest company in the world. You control majority of the media surrounding your company. No news outlet you own will ever look into or write an article about you buying your own tickets. If someone ever did write an article about your company buying tickets you can easily disclaim it. If some losers online on a Indian basket weaving forum try to point it out it doesn't matter, and if it ever did you can have a few employees mock them and disperse any chance at a discussion about it.

Why WOULDN'T you buy your own tickets to save your stock from reducing in value?

Thor looks like he might be autistic. Brie looks hot.

she has a very strong back for a gorilla

You're investing far too much time into this. Stop now and do something else.

so you agree that thor is hotter?

cry to star wars trailer and they will

Money laundering.

settle in to Another comfy Brie thread folks

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>You're investing far too much time into this. Stop now and do something else.

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I could have taken it as a joke but the eye wink thing sealed it for me. I can just imagine her sending an animus riddled text message with a :) emote.

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>Not to mention as an actual shareholder of Disney stock
He should.

Real thug niggas spam streamable shit
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Destroyed school lunch programs in the US so hard that childhood obesity went on the decline, from children going hungry.

Non American here, i've heard this about her destroying school lunches before.
What did she do exactly?

>Brie misunderstands reference
>gets mad and 'puts person in his place'
>women journalists point out how strong she is
>when pointed out she made a mistake the journalists Reeeee themselves into a frenzy
Fucking women, Brie is a low IQ woke liberal who has the charisma of a breadstick. Everything she says is a parroted variation on what other people say or think. She simply can't see how utterly unlikable she is as she has no self-awareness.

Made them "healthy" and thus "expensive" to the point where a lot of schools had to charge a buttload to not lose as much money on the lunch program.

She raised health standards for school lunches which wrecked the market because almost none of the companies' food qualified so a lot of schools suddenly were forced to offer complete garbage.

>my toxic masculinity attempt is j-just a j-joke
>l-lighten u-up

no one is buying it

Kek

>Extra! Extra! Conservatives criticize feminist! Read all about it!

There's nothing to see here.

How does an NPC even become an actress?

Yeah, my friends usually go to 80% of mcu movies but haven't even brought this one up in conversation lmao. They talk about Endmage a lot though.

We should legit force people to serve one short enlistment in the military after high scool in order to reduce the obesity rate and remove snowflake hipsters.

She seems to get along pretty well with Sam L Jackson.

They both look like they're best buddies in the few press interviews for Captain Marvel I've seen

a women did an article?
wait...... this cant be real

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I don't get Feige, why push Brie as the replacement for RDJ? She's not even charismatic.

18 months is all it would take.

Conscription like in Finland or Russia? Not a bad idea.

IW post credit and Endgame hype

What was the reference?

But that article in the OP is made by a woman.
The problem here is not women, it's SJWs.

Why can no one on this board understand she was kidding

Her pet program mandated smaller portions of far worse quality food than what was being served before, that also managed to be more expensive. It led to a complete collapse of the system as families who were paying for school lunches stopped buying, leading to even worse quality so subsidized kids who got free lunches just threw the trash away. So the end result was tons of kids just started going without lunches.

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Russia has the second or second highest suicide rate in the world.

We had a draft in wartime and it only increased the amount of peace loving hippies.

Protect sneed

She was kidding about the stunts but clearly got triggered at the Tom Cruise comparison. I think she's just dumb and spent too long being angry on tumblr to the point that she just defaults to SJW mode.

Such a powerful and brave statement.

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Having a high suicide rate is good

typical for north-eastern Europe

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Good point.

Maybe we give them free vape pens for joining?

>woman

You say that like it's a bad thing. The weak should fear the strong. This is nature taking its course.

She got indoctrinated.

The weak are the npc, they don't kill themselves, it's not in their programming. They'll just make your life worse.

Based thor dabbing on these political pandering shits.

Money laundering via charity organizations. If the art world can sell a blank white canvass for millions of dollars then Hollywood needs its own version of money laundering.

It's honestly funny watching these social dynamics.

It's like rock paper scissors to determine who is in the right:
Woman beats ugly man
Attractive man beats woman
Oppressed minority beats everyone
Ugly man beats himself

There's definitely something weird about it. I know quite a lot of people that go and see Marvel movies and none of them went to see captain marvel.

I did. And the cinema was empty as fuck.

have sex

youtube.com/watch?v=rr5VXUKLLBA

Have some

WHITE MEN BAD
BLACK MEN GOOD

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>Brie looks hot.
in which pathetic state of mind do retards like you even live? kys, you subhuman garbage

trust me this woman isn't on your side either. They'd fuck you over first chance they get if it means they get to be at the top of the hierarchy. If some boring manlet were to say what chris did, nobody would even be on his side. women have always been the cancerous aspect of social dynamics

have a pity (you)

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How can the USA be considered a first world country again?

Then why were so many of them defending that crying manchild from the Star Wars video?

You millennials try to reduce everything to one demographic has one ideology, all black and white, and the world has never been like that.
You just wish it was, that's why everyone here is so confident about their world view, despite everyone having vastly different world views.

I have no idea where such confidence comes from.

>boring manlet
That's what you sound like.

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OMG SLAY QUEEN
Jesus, how are these people even real...

>just now realizing that modern capitalism is entirely built around marketing and you can produce literal packaged shit yet still be profitable with the correct marketing team on your side

youtube.com/watch?v=eJ3RzGoQC4s

this is both hilarious and sad at the same time

He just want to die right

does this mean Hemsworth is the chosen one, whose superchad powers shall break feminism?

No, he's just a beta that women think looks hot... for now.

>Brie in superhero tights
>based Spidey still can't tell if it's a woman
checks out

based youtube comment section

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>Hemsworth is a beta

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>Have se-
> Hold up, a woman wrote this???

It can’t. After you have a black lead you there is no going back. You’re now fourth world.

Why is she so defensive? It just comes off as incredibly insecure. If these words were coming out of a man's mouth, you wouldn't say he was strong and confident, you'd say he was fragile and insecure.

can they EVER stop shitposting?

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>They'll never do the same for you.
Fuck you user I came here to shitpost and spout memes, not to feel sad.

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I unironically want that tshirt just for the lulz, i dont live in Burgeristan

>woman

user...

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I love how they both have to flip through their Rolodex of woke names to give, and hers was Micheal Obama.

Why her, of all people, because she is married to the first black president, what exactly did she do that was so ground breaking, I hear that a lot especially from white liberal women "Micheal Obama is my hero" WHY! Why exactly "because she was just so strong, and helped so many" again, how, she was asked this same question many years ago when her mother slept with a music producer to get her a record and she said Brittany Spears or some shit.

At least Chris gets it, its a fluff question that deserves no kind of real thought.

>Who is your hero.
oh its Gandhi, he did so much, he was truly a woke man, did that earn me liberal points.

make my dinner

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What was the reference?

kek I fucking love Australians

>He doesn't want a pet flying magic dog.

>Dailywire

gee

White women never end their virtue signalling bullshit. Insufferable twats

My hero? Brie Larson, she done inspired and helped so much people.Really inspirational.

>Only doesn't look disgusted when she is the one talking

Kinda weird innit?

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hollywood buys tickets to inflate their own numbers

As opposed to niggers?

I'm convinced she hates being white. Especially with that, no ass controversy broke

That's a perfectly reasonable theory and is the most eloquently put I have ever seen anyone on this site explain the reasoning behind the conspiracy. But I still don't think it happened, for a few reasons.

>Wonder Woman made fembux despite being part of a completely panned DCEU and it, quite frankly, wasn't a great movie. While it's "first female hero" push was stronger, Captain Marvel actively played up the angle and it has a much stronger franchise behind it.
>It was intentionally released like 40 days before Endgame, the smallest gap between MCU releases ever. This is an obvious attempt to ride the hype of one of, if not the most anticipated films of all time. Viewers believe that they need to see Captain Marvel to "get" Endgame.
>The only "evidence" I ever see to the contrary is anecdotal twitter posts which rarely include a date, showtime, or timestamp. People could very well be the first into a theater taking those pictures. Or they could be going to odd showings on weekdays. Theaters run empty shows more often than you think.

Ultimately, it doesn't matter to me whether Disney actually made 600 million or 250 million dollars on a blockbuster. Even if it does matter to you for some bizarre reason, sleep well knowing that if the conspiracy is true the people behind Captain Marvel were all humiliated and the screwup cost Disney a pretty penny.

He pointed out a person's race for no reason, so he's probably some dumbass burgerclap.
Burgerclaps get very surprised when a person isn't ambiguously brown and express their surprise with out of nowhere racial remarks.

youtu.be/81WIkfUAc_o?t=297

Cheadle mentions passing the torch, At 5:15s Hemsworth quietly says: "I think you've quite successfully stolen the torch, and taken over".

I seriously dislike that bitch

>Daily Wire

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my real-life superhero is klemens von metternich

>gets mad at being compared to a man
I wonder why lol

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man they really hate her.
not surprised though.she is insufferable

Is this really what happens?

i dont get this video. pretty much every actor pales in comparison with cruises stunt work.

I was the office nerd, but the ultra-hot receptionist at my work once charged into the kitchen of a pub looking to start a fight because my steak took too long to come. It was amazing.

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>Could've chosen so many other good female choices
>Chose the wife of a president

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cause its a precursor to Endgame, same reason BP went so high

and then we all pretend the movie is amazing and important when we know its not true

>its a precursor to endgame, same reason BP went so high
No.
BP made more domestic than Endgame did.
The reason BP went so high is the same reason that it was nominated for and won a few Oscars while IW didn't get a single nomination. That reason is not that it was the last MCU film before Endgame.

Yea but every actor apart from Brie doesn't get offended when being compared to Tom Cruise.

Why post this, fuck off tard

Probably should've used a stunt double, because his butt is just ridiculous.

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stop shilling this worthless cunt you dumb nigger

Have kids

Oh boy another thread obsessing about some minor thing Brie Larson said

I liked it, I read so much hate that I went in with super low expectations, saw it with a few friends, we had a good time of it and it was a fun movie.

hardly for no reason, white women do this a multitude more times than anyone else

Yeah yeah so generic haha wow lol XD! but none of you dare to be earnest and expose some vulnerability.

You all laugh at her but since you are so virtuous and full of candor user: Who i your real life super hero?

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>somehow manage to make school lunches worse
Damn right. That bitcb ruined kids lunches just like that awful Nancey Reagan kept kids off drugs in the 80s. Damn these know it all first ladies.

>Does their own stunts
>Forgets to act
Wow is this person the next Brie Larson?

It's been confirmed I believe by many people, managers posting images across various boards like this and 8 chan, reddit, etc. Also tons of "buy girls seats" gofundme's, as well as rumored shareholders of disney doing it independently. I believe a 3rd party company in China got caught doing it for Captain Marvel.

It legit happened and did before for Black Panther.

>Larson was born Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers on October 1, 1989, in Sacramento, California, to Heather and Sylvain Desaulniers.[1][2] Her parents were homeopathic chiropractors who ran a practice together, and they have another daughter, Milaine.[3][4] Her father is French Canadian and in her childhood, Larson spoke French as her first language.[5] She was mostly homeschooled, which she believed allowed her to explore innovative and abstract experiences.

>Larson experienced trauma when her parents divorced when she was seven.[11] She had a dysfunctional relationship with her father; she has recalled, "As a kid I tried to understand him and understand the situation. But he didn't do himself any favors. I don't think he ever really wanted to be a parent."

I think her early life explains a lot.

>BP made more domestic than Endgame did.
Absolutely based time traveling user.

Her misplaced anger is all about daddies issues. That's the M.O for most feminazis

Xi Jinping

The issue is not that she's not earnest because nobody expects actors to be in some stupid interview. The other two were not serious either(even the token Mandela mention). The issue is that it's the most retarded choice possible because Michelle Obama is a literally who that has not done anything except some school lunch shit. It shows how stupid and disconnected with reality she is if Mrs. Obama is in any way shape or form a relevant enough person in her universe to be chosen as the 'real life superhero' among all the other generic ones she could have gone for.

Ted Kaczynski
(I don't completely agree with his wievs and methods, mind you)

Have sex

Donald Trump

holy shit, notice how serious he sounds when he says it

Based

All these replies and none of you mentioned Mandela. A fucking communist terrorist who ordered schools full of children being bombed, made his tire-necklacing wife a minister, completly trashed South Africa which went from a first world country (9th economy of the world at some point) to an absolute shithole.

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did you get a pity kiss

Jesus Christ

how did he do it? he is highly successful and very well known in his field right now, yet still absolutely based and kinda down to earth.

Temujin AKA Chadghis Khan.

Sure does, her parents were delusional quacks so she's completely lacking in any real-world grounding.

and her raging about muh white dudes, bitch is just angry at her dad and is fighting for his attention at the same time which has her frustrated and lashing out.

Haveing more white babies within a strong family dynamic to kill the sjw movement at its core.

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Can't marvel just admit that casting brie larson was a horrible choice?

Hemsworth is peak chad, you retard.

and doing it with ghostbusters money. Who is jewing who?

Based Hemmy.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

her movie made over a billion dollars, so no
in fact now they think she was the best choice ever

they are going to kill her off and reboot her with a nigger in a year. No worries.

A guy with a better butt at that

look guys, it's a brie larson thread.
we totally needed this.
again.
this hour.
how long before autists stop seething about legoface, I'm so god damn tired of this holy shit I can't even

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Wouldn't that just make Yea Forums angrier?

That's maternal protective impulse, not between-legs moisture

nah cuz she's basically getting fucked by her own bullshit virtue signalling. Then we can just make fun of a nigger.

Plus the nigger has to be a better actress.

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Don't click on it

Why the fuck would you click it then you absolute brainlet.

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woke points user, the marvel comic basically did similar thing and how succesful they are now.

Adolf Hitler

sooooo, what was the reference?

Prince Metternich

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Why are you pretending to have an objection to Brie Larson's casting? They would have written and propagandized that shit in exactly the same way no matter who they cast.

The McChicken.

Naruto from Naruto.

You guys seen Mauler's video on this movie yet?

Because Disney are only interested in profit, and it wouldn't be a profitable exercise.

imagine going to another board just to break its culture by installing your cancerous political threads. Imagine mods not doing shit about it. Imagine defending all of it.
GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN.

Damn, could really go for a single cherry tomato right now

this is not in the interview
It is a pretty tough video to watch, though. Awkward interactions all around.

damn dude why you do this to me

Dugan Ashley

user I already claimed him

It's the only time in my life a girl has ever been ready to throw down for me, so it doesn't matter.

They are literally the only women who agree with you.

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>10/10 white chad
>marries 10/10 white Stacy
>instantly starts producing perfect white offspring
Truly the greatest hero on Earth.

I heard that they literally bought tickets to inflate the numbers.

Auntie Mabel

David Dunn

Brie is literally the name of a french cheese.

no shit

it managed because it was a marvel movie after a couple of years of watchable marvel movies

dont worry they wont be able to keep it up when all the talent leaves and they have to make movies using primarily Brie. She can't act worth a shit and the other heroes left are charismatic black holes on AND off the stage.

Ray

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based

How the fuck did Hillary lose despite all that support?

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Based.

I have a (very liberal) friend who saw it as loved it so much she brought some of her gal pals out to see it for a girls’ night out.

Because most of those who voted are from rural america, and those states count more towards the electoral college.
Sure, there were a ton of non-whites, but all of those are from the same handful of coast cities.

That's why democrats want open borders, because all non-whites automatically vote for them.

At least he did something. Can’t say the same for Michelle.

white people, now we need to open those borders

wtf, is that really his booty?
I can't believe it

>It was a pretty awkward and cringeworthy interview.
Yeah, thats why chris didnt gave a fuck. He tried to have some fun and make some jokes. Its his character, see Ghostbusters 2016 where he improved his character, thats his kind of jokes.

what the fuck is a woke liberal?

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This. I didn't see it and don't know a single person that did. I've heard people bring up avengers endgame, but not a mention of Captain marvel.

Just another name for SJWs.

A liberal that stepped out of his bed earely and started the day earlier as usual!

This absolute madlad

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fuck off reddit

"Woke" is the liberal version of Redpilled, basically. Stuff like "feminism is okay, trans people need rights, pro LGBT" etc.

(((dailywire)))

I'm sure he regrets it, but now its too late

i thought its just the niggertalk on twitter describing le outspoken black youth

How can one Aussie be so fucking based

I agree, that's the funniest part. She chose a woman who is only known because of her husband.

LOL she gets so butthurt when he keeps telling her she's not the strongest. What a fucking cunt.

you're suppose to say "have sex"

We live in a society

>>Larson was born Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers on October 1, 1989, in Sacramento, California, to Heather and Sylvain Desaulniers.[1][2] Her parents were homeopathic chiropractors who ran a practice together, and they have another daughter, Milaine.[3][4] Her father is French Canadian and in her childhood, Larson spoke French as her first language.[5] She was mostly homeschooled, which she believed allowed her to explore innovative and abstract experiences.

>"Brianne, please tell us about your childhood"
"Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it."

why, my peanus weenus of course :)

hahah!

it's my weeeeeenus peanus! hahah :)

ITT: Real Life Super Hero - my answer, of course, my peanus weenus :D

hahaha!

>we're telling chads to have sex now

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Nobody pretends it's far fetched, just with the insistence it's touted you'd think there would be someone posting the start of the hint of proof.

okay, this is an act
like... this is so theatrical cringy

>35 seconds in
>Don Cheadle: "Don't touch me"

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It's because of an injury he has on the arm from filming the movie.
But yeah, that's awkward as fuck.

Whatever you think of comics movies, he (and the rest of the team)put quite an effort into his part, to look and sound like god incarnate, while she did literally fuck all. It is understandable that he is annoyed.
That and he is also an Australian chad while she is US bay area trash.

Disney knows that flops cost their brand more than paying double their investment. Hense what they buy seats.

Is this some post-ironic statement, or did you just lambast somebody for being reductionist, while simultaneously calling him "you millenials"?

Wtf she looks like ScarJo in this picture.

Id call her butthurt but she has no ass

B A S E D

sactown aint Bay Area, thats Central Valley

My father you cringy faggot.

Remove the cherry tomato, add a bun to that, and a small but tasty desert, and it would be better. Half of that tray is presentation. A smaller tray to go with the smaller meal would make it seem less shitty.

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I'm so happy I'm not from the US

That's one very kissable tummy

Unironically the first person that came to mind.

who is

Actually, while I'm not Hemsworth (though I might get close if I had a dozen makeup artists/stylists fixing me up too), I'm easily a 9/10, and I've had plenty of women act out completely against their usual modus operandi to take my side. I remember saying shit in debate class about women that would have probably earned a visit to the principal or even suspended, but since it was me saying it it just seemed to raise my own status. In middle school I remember spitballing around class one day, the same lunch break there were 2 girls in class asking for my phone number (needless to say, had I been ugly it would have just further cemented my status as a creep weirdo).

It hasn't helped my outlook on women, if you think it's blatant when seen from the side of the ugly men, trust me it's even more blatant on this one, women have zero fucking shame, principles, or morals.

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why do they keep pretending shes a babe
shes clearly a 5/10

I know and love this feel

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Her pussy is turning into a wet furnace here

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>Attractive man beats woman
kek

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Someone is losing a job now.

Who's first,trannies?

Based

Cringe

She is a cunt with daddy issues.

Yeah any male acting like her would have been put in his place before grade-school but being a cunty female gets you praise these days.

My dad

Do i need one?

>Her parents were homeopathic chiropractors
I guess I can't really blame her for not turning out perfectly functional.

He has to joke. Is he supposed to name a straight white male as a personal hero? He’d lose his job.

Clown world is actually happening. You will be ostracized for simply looking up to a straight white male. Probably deemed a Nazi.

Why do you hate women so much?
You got mummy issues or something?

>homeschooled by homeopathic chriopractors
Yeah I can see why she is who she is

100% unironically this would be great. Monica Rambeau is the best character that have ever held the name Captain Marvel over at Marvel.

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What a bitch.

He's a millennial, so he probably has boomer parents, which makes mommy issues likely since they were mostly terrible parents.

holy shit I was born oct. 2 '89
wouldn't tap that tho, pointy elbows

Is that the chick from nextwave?

They are gonna turn that into a movie sooner or later

>homeschooled by homeopathic chiropractors
This girl didn't stand a chance.
Even if she wasn't born with autism, this is the closest you can have to developing it.

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Nothing wrong with chiropractors. It’s a valid science backed by years of scientific data.

wtf I love Schow

I'm a millennial too, but I fucking love women.
Maybe because I'm a mummy's boy...

Is there even a straight white male you can answer with? Benjamin Franklin?

It wasn't all money laundering since I live in a total shithole and it still made more money than local blockbusters, it made over five times of what Dr Strange earned. Basically they sandwiched it between Infinity and Endgame and that's all it took.

absolutely BASED!

Do you know what homeopathic means?
It means they are the kind that think you can cure cancer with rituals and tea and shit.

>Is that the chick from nextwave?
Yeah. She was also the leader of the Avengers for a couple of years back in the 80s and have started appearing more frequently the last decade or so, including in the Ultimates comic which was really good until Marvel decided to cut funding and hire a total hack artist, as they always seem to do.

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As far as bullshit vodoo medicine goes its one of the more grounded ones since a lot of issues can stem from back problems.

Still bullshit though

>Thor didn't say Timothy Dexter
fuck me sideways lads, that would have been a genuinely awesome answer. Who else is aware?

In 2019? Not really.

Hey, there are many unexplained things in the universe. There’s lots of evidence it works and there is forgotten wisdom in herbal treatments.

That faggot who was crying over the Episode IX trailer.

Timothy fucking Dexter, look him up. That shit is straight out of some fantasy Limitless tier movie. I mean it.

>4 blacks and a lesbian

Yikes

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Redditors saw it twice

Dude, those people tend to be autistic hippies.
They can be nice, sure, but they sure as hell are not the kind of people who can grow kids properly.
Even more when they homeschool them.

TIK TOK WHYPIPO

Take it easy there, rabbis

She's not just a lesbian you bigot, she's also sexually interested in black males

So, how does respect for Michelle Obama work? What makes her a hero? Is it because she had besn the 'most powerful woman'? I just dont feel the inspiration. /pol/ need not repky

She's a black woman.

The man in the fuckin chair

She once killed a man with her two index fingers.

While they were broken!

SHE BE BLACK IN 2019 NIGGA

POWERFUL

WOKE

Brie thought she would come in and be the alpha star of the MCU. That didn't happen. She's pissed now.

Being a woke progressive, she has to like niggers.

t. soiboy that can't even bench his own bodyweight.

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kys

I hope you get cancer
Then go to one of those homeopathic chiropractors
Realise that that stuff doesn't help curing cancer
And then see a real doctor who will treat you and that you survive

lmao at Reddit
they're all defending her

Some russian dude who likes to dress up like a girl

link

(You)

>gets homeopathic treatment
>ends up surviving
Think about that for a minute.

Look at all the subhuman Australians replying to this

reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/befy10/whats_going_on_with_brie_larson_and_the_cast_of/
so cringeworthy

I had the opposite reaction, I went with high expectations and I didn't like it at all.
Brie did good with what she had, but her character is boring as fuck and the skrulls were ruined for jokes.
Not good.

Imagine having the beliefs of an unemployed 26 year old female college dropout with two kids, and posting about it on Yea Forums.

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based white men

No she just goes out of her way to agree with minorities and irritate white boys

Bacon dispenser

Truth is independent of how much money you earn.

Graduated from Princeton

>the skrulls were ruined for jokes
Like every single Marvel movie since Age of Ultron.

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>with rituals and tea and shit.
There's been documented positive effects of the mind and body's psychosomatic healing.
The placebo and nocebo (when you know is a placebp but still works) effect are very strong.

Ok I get black representation: 13%
Fags, ok what, like 2%?
But trannies make up like 0.001% of the population. We could kill every tranny and literally nothing of value would be lost. Mexicans would replace them within the month cus they fuck like rabbits and we would keep chugging along

Edwin Howard Armstrong

>Oi everyone should sacrifice a year of their lives for Israel

It shows that women can say anything to men so long as the man isn't super hot.

>Brie Larson attacked any guy who was average or above average looking
Every woman would have defended her

>Brie Larson foolishly attacks super handsome Chris Hemsworth
Every female immediately disagrees with her because handsome Chris Hemsworth can't be wrong

I think it's funny despite being a massive hater of Chris Hemsworth, I think he's a fucking awful actor who constantly ruins Thor.

don't forget it's a marvel movie people probably thought was required viewing before endgame

Based

He completely sells the part of the chad jock god
plus he's a nice, level headed guy so it's impossible to hate him

He's the only reason I didn't shut it off after I pirated it. I would enjoy chilling with him.

worst post in the thread

Women are just emotional wrecks. Almost rare occasions when they act not under certain emotions but with reason.
That's why its hard to reason with them. They don't listen to reason if its not wrapped in something simple they will understand - emotion. It's also hard for them to understand humour and irony if its not plain buffoonery. And its in anything they do. Imaging acting like that all your life. That's just it. They are under hormons all their life until menopause.
But that's actually a good thing about them. Cuz you still can have an edge over them as you have it over animals, kids, niggers.
Although there are unfortunate exceptions - see feminists
There are just weak men who idolize or demonize women depending on how mother raise them

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>Sherlock genderbend
>looks like a ginger schoolgirl

Captain Marvel 1080p magnet where?

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>In the fall of 2017, in the weeks after the first Harvey Weinstein stories broke, Larson and her female acting peers began texting one another and having conversations about workplace concerns, from issues like pay equity to how to deal with the discomfort of a sound man reaching inside your bra to pin a microphone.

hollywoodreporter.com/features/captain-marvels-brie-larson-cant-save-womankind-but-shes-doing-her-best-1185915

This

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based wyoming

why do all blacks vote blue en masse??? and asians tooo????

its at least two months away

Wyoming is based, also have the highest electoral college advantage too lol

Why didn't they cast Brie as fem!joker? I bet she would nail the part.

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you need to socialize more to understand why people socialize less.

the sheer quantitiy of distasteful morons with crude receptors is astounishing. only with such a huge amount of brain fried people can you have a culture of capeshit.

>shitposts your social signaling

based Chadwick

Nicely put.

Wasn't Mandela a bad guy who tortured and imprisoned thousands of blacks?

>banning niggers
did reddit mods get better than 4chins?