Did the last Victoria's Secret show live up to its reputation as "the television event of the year"? If not, what would you do to improve it?
Did the last Victoria's Secret show live up to its reputation as "the television event of the year"? If not...
More brappers less rappers
ew
imagine being such a normalfag that you think that victoria's secret is the 'television even of the year'.
>what would you do to improve it?
The women should wear less clothes.
more lgs
That’s her lats, you spastic.
show pusy and gib milkies to all viewer
She looks like ... well she actually does
Taylor Swift in lingerie
Google "Taylor Swift VS fashion show".
She legit looked better than half the models there.
I would love to see one of these shows live on acid. With a cold pineapple juice on hand. To be tripping balls on these psychedelic bitches would be a hoot.
Does Kendall want to be an actress?
God don’t give that airheaded idiot a personality
No chicks walking around with swinging dicks ultra hard pass
Gonna go buy a pineapple juice at the corner store then keep posting psychedelic bitches
Do straight people watch this? or just women and gays?
What's with these colors and patterns? They hurt my eyes.
absolutely based
Why are most of these models so fucking ugly? Not at all what I'd think of as "model tier" women.
if she wasn't a singer she could legit have been one of their models, her build is absolutely identical.
>She legit looked better than half the models there.
i guess that makes her solidly average then, comparatively speaking
Taytay a fatty tho
You know, in the age when terabytes of degenerate porn are just a click away, it's getting difficult to be excited about some sticks in bikini walking back and forth to the music of some popfag
she looks like she fucks black men
she looks like her sister fucks black men
You are delusional if you think the average American woman, who is 5'3 and 165lbs statistically, looks anything like a VS model.
she seems to prefer modeling because it's simple and less stressful
They straight up had Oprah Winfrey sing at the last Victoria Secret show. No more lame performances, they need more sex appeal.
Dont mind me, just posting an *actual* angel
>what would you do to improve it?
Full penetration.
best angel with Hosk. Kloss is okay as honorary Angel
maybe if they had some chicks above a B cup
Lima (dont care shes retired) > Hosk > Candice > Sampaio >Doutzen >>>> the others
Oh, and Babs of course. I mean, she doesnt really compare to the other angels, but she's a qt, so I feel I have to rate her.
what's that even called? the peacock?
Sorry they all low res it all I have on this tablet
it's all good user
the outfits they come up with are so ridiculous I kind of like them
only good ones
all the others are yikes
I would go back in time to before internet porn existed
Lima, Giselle, Rafeali, Ambrossio and Doutzen are GOAT and all retired
Hosk might retire soon. Hill is best Pink girl alumni
Ambrossio is kinda like Babs for me. Insanely attractive of course, but not as beautiful as the other angels. However, just like Babs, she has a bit more of a personality compared to the others which more than offsets her slightly 'inferior' looks. She's still a 10/10 in terms of looks of course, no doubt about that.
Holy shit this is all so amazingly gay
You have to be a real choosing beggar type fellow to think that even a majority of VS models are in any way ugly or average. I'm not saying they should be the epitome of what you personally think is attractive, but they are clearly mostly attractive
You seem like the only faggot here buddy
Lima is the only girl with personality.
I bet she is a squirter too
its the high level tranny 11/10 super model convergence, uncanny
Bella the only one with a face that stands out even in that crowd of boosies though
dude sometimes you just need a more basic wank session to prevent yourself from wallowing in the degeneracy.
Angels are literally perfect. Those tag alongs are nice, but cant really compare to them.
1. Clothes were trash this year - look at the socks and underwear on and ask yourself what they were thinking. The Angel wings have also been memed to death already.
2. Brazil has a shit culture and the carnival influence was gaudy and obnoxious. Models shouldn't be tanned.
The rise of instagram whores has led to endless "my daddy" girls getting entry when traditionally it was an exclusive sport for weird low-aristocratic girls.
lies!
they're pretty cute trannies to be fair
Kendall Jenner just looks like an emaciated Sandra Bullock
im just saying its bizarre that beauty is like that
>tfw a friend couldve hooked me up with doutzen years back when she was just out of high school
just makes me want a threesome
Ambrossio was always 10 to me. Kinda mouthy but she was proffesional when needed. Babs will always e a kid to me, the baby fat and the tsundere attitude.
kinda wish Palvin didn't decide to get married and slow down. Palvin and Babs were best Pink girls.
>tfw no mommy/daughter roleplay with kendall and sandra
Also Sandra Bullock in Demolition Man was more attractive than Kendall has ever been. FACT!!!!
>married
Oh shit, really? Damn. Well good for her.
Oh lord that body
Good for whoever locked her down as a trophy wife.
As a leg and face man, I like the angels. Dont really care for huge tits and asses.
is this jojo bizzare adventure for womyn?
omg why did i come here...
>face man
fag detected
they look like mmo characters with cosmetics everywhere for no reason.
Lima was always my favourite
cute girl. wtf batman outfit.
Get rid of the fucking instagram models, and bring on some legit good musicians.
*peacunt
Sorry didn't mean Babs lol I meant Prinsloo
These white girls make my chink peepee go crazy
VS product is overpriced garbage and not even particularly sexy. Half the shit you can get for dirt cheap elsewhere. Its purely for "conspicuous consumption" and doesn't even do well at that because the only things you can tell are from there are the bags you put your purchases in and the Hugo Boss ripoff sports bras and leggings.
sorry lads I made brainfart. meant Prinsloo. Read
t. brapposter/milkies poster
nice
Stella is stupid hot imo
>actually had genuine, top-tier, up-and-coming qts on the show the year before
>it's almost as if someone at VS actually followed the industry and knew what the fuck they were doing
>take the qts out
>replace them with more nogs and instathots
It's SHIT!
>hugo boss
Sorry i had a brain fsrt and meant calvin klein ripoff
Is it okay that she fucks black guys?
No
You know what’s great? I bet most of these bitches are seriously damaged and abuse coke and are anorexic. They’re fun when they’re nuts.
Well, she is in a serious relationship now.
God I wish that were me
They're not. Most of the Angels have their shit together. Want the
There's a distinct lack of Miranda Kerr in this thread. Almost as if you're all faggots
it's never okay to do that
Why wouldnt it be.
Isn't it both? I know cutie girls in med/law school who go nuts when they're off duty.
Pretty sure these models are at least pseudo educated and cultured growing up.
Why tho it's pretty hot. I don't like it but it's fine I guess.
based
god damn
>instathots
yuck
>mfw you posted a really healthy, stable, well-adjusted one
>worst thing about her is a dorky sense of humor
Sorry. I shouldn't ruin your fantasies.
a shame she seems physically incapable of smiling
Based user.
Lads I wish Stella did porn
>pseudo educated and cultured growing up.
lol. Rich bitches like the Hadids are the privileged minority in the modeling world.
>bitches like the Hadids
Im sure theyve probably tried some stuff, but most of these girls are legit business women managing a brand. They're not stupid. It's the nameless high fasion models who dabble in the coke territory.
That's why I said pseudo. They're probs not muh high IQ and some of them are vapid but desu pretty + tall has correlation with smarts.
Imagine a bj from her
Rather have a romanitc dinner and a beachwalk
big brain
can someone post more Candice please
Victoria's Secret is a dead brand. They are losing market share everywhere. Nobody care about its commercial anymore
So what’s Victoria’s Secret?
karlie is hot
it's not just VS. americans are all so fat that nobody wants to even see the average american woman in lingerie anymore so men have stopped buying it for women.
>So what’s Victoria’s Secret?
she was born a man
They need Cara back asap
Not an Angel.
if I had a harem, super tall skinny blonde girls would make up a disproportionately large share of it.
The most kino of all VS eras
You must wait
what a fucking dumpy arabian body
disgusting
taylor>lais>elsa>romee>kloss>jasmine>the rest
this is the one and only true ranking
>nuAngles
lmao
VS is such a cheapy shitty brand nowadays. Sad that the only way they can remain relevant is these fashion shows.
romee is almost candice tier
I dont think Id ever let Elsa go if she were my gf. Like physically hold on to her like a kid and his toy.
For me, it's Carmen Kass
what do their toilets look like after a show?
what the fuck is in dutch water
>on this tablet
kys retard shitter
>Holy shit this is all so amazingly gay
so is OP
pristine
they starve themselves a few days leading up to it
Is that what you look like? Why are yuroor shitposters so ugly when they post at dead hours?
Based boomers
Yuropoor*
it's you're mom
Karlie has one of the best walks in the business
i can't find the .gif of her stacy stride so i'm afraid this unrelated webm of her being hot will have to do
uhh get rid of the victoria's secret merchandise.
that she's dressed like a french prostitute under her clothes
>Karlie has one of the best walks in the business
shame about the daddario tier smile
And my favorite when I would steal my moms catalogs from the mailbox in the preinternet era
her goofy autismo smile only endears me to her more
iktf. They are literally Goddesses and in the presence of such you are a child. That or fight entire wars.
>Chink
>Wanting a white girl over an Asian girl
You're white
Why they promoted her to angel status, Ill never know.
omg
Me? I prefer constance.
Why is she flexing her neck when she smiles?
because she is the best thats why
dont talk sh*t about my waifu
thank you constance, very cool
RUINED RUINED RUINED FUCKING DROPPED
12 year old me blew so many loads to her rolling stone shoot. she hasn't aged very well, unfortunately.
Lima is the all-time GOAT. The fact that she was a virgin until marriage restored my faith in beautiful women.
She attractive, but not Angel tier.
Kloss is god tier.
she was a dancer first and discovered at 15
the walk is incredible
same. she still has her kid teeth and smile. Never got them done.
This, wtf man. Angels should resemble the female ideal. Its like having a lineup of brad pitts and then adding gosling to the mix.
>The fact that she was a virgin until marriage restored my faith in beautiful women.
it's ez bro just get you a highly religious supermodel girl from a south american backwater. very realistic i don't know why all guys don't do it.
Truly Based
Parachute pants
based gg poster
>no brappers
What's even the point?
They need younger models.
>they cover their brappers
Beautiful women in extravagant outfits.
FON (fuck off nigger)
she even managed to defeat makeapp
Swimwear models are so much hotter than these bitches
No
lmao how wrong can you be. these women are absolute goddess compared to these boring bland instagram fatassed niggers
Yes
That's not what I meant. I'm just glad that there are still some hot chicks that don't turn into mega thots.
Based.
I'll take a VA over that any day of the week
T. homosex
Because VS got up its own ass and seems to have forgotten its supposed to be marketing sexy lingerie
>women like this exist
fuck my shit up whydontcha
Fpbp
Those Jenner bitches look like fucking aliens. It's funny how American is such a retarded country that its people will worship right about anyone
Eww wtf, she looks like a trans mid transition
You should see her dad.
Thanks for your input, pajeet.
I remember reading that Lenny Kravitz who is her ex told something about the lines of "her virginity claims are widely exagerated" or whatever. Britney Spears was also rumored to be a wholesome american girl and she got fucked when she was 12 as well
blessed taste
She's a complete meme
VS is annoyingly instagram savvy. They have that model with the skin disease in some shows (she's black with blotches of white skin) and hadid and loads of other steaming hot instagram diarrhoea.
>5'6
>model material
how did she do it?
>tfw seeing romee strijds weird nipple placement
Jenner looks better when she's out and about compared to on a catwalk
Shes perfect otherwise. There have been shorter angels in the past. Marissa Miller is probably the most obvious example.
Well, who knows. It's not like I'll ever get to bang a prime Adriana.
What's your excuse for not having Taylor, Elsa, Babs and Lais as your angel roster?
I want to bully her
VS models look like an entirely different species compared to normal humans
Lots and lots of tedious dick sucking
*footjobs
Well she has the lips for it, hopefully she stays contracted after the angel purge this year. Seems like there's going to be a culling considering how many active angels there are right now.