/got/ General RADMURE edition

Seventh for Winterfell, the comfiest castle in Westeros.

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imagine /ss/ of bran, rickon, and osha

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Reminder that Radmure fags must be eradicated. There is no alliance between our houses. Stannischads know no meme but the meme in /got/ general whose name is Stannis.

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vocaroo.com/i/s1JLKdZ1OLsh

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>I need this thread to be perfect, Yea Forums

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I wish they FUCKED

only reason I jumped the bumplimit is so some other guy wouldn't, I wanted this to be a radmure thread.

They did.....

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They did?

>Reminder, why is Grey Worm and Messandi have no lines?
that's a good thing you inbred

>characterfagging for anyone but Azor Ahai himself
Fucking cringe get your dead zombie losers out of here

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They're not siblings anymore so it's okay if they fuck right?

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AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

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Lads
pls give me the leaks
in which episode does Gendry fuck Arya?
pls thats all i want to know

YOU JUST KNOW

is totally ok user dany fags pull that shit all the time

Noh.

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amazing english
sasuga Yea Forums

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FINNA BASED MANLET

>raising your sister's son
ISHYGDDT

OHAI, Azor Ahai!

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Reminder

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fucking your cousin is probably not as bad as fucking your aunt tbqh

How does he get away with it?

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I wish Season 8 just spent 20 minutes going to every single kingdom and showing whose alive and who isn't. Is Mel alive or dead? Did they cut the Dornish or not? How is the house of the undying going to fit into this ending? What about the faceless men. How do they fit? What about the Boltons, are they just not going to mention the Boltons again? How is the show going to explain the comet. Where the fuck did Dany's dragon eggs come from. Why did Arya spend so much time learning black magic? How is the Children involved, How is the weirdwood trees involved. Any call backs to the Red Wedding, King Joffery, Stannis, or Robert? Anything? How is Quaithe explained. Who are the Old Gods, who are the new. WE ONLY HAVE 5 HOURS LEFT

if wonder if kitlet has developed an amazon fetish over the years

>people actually complained about Beric's firesword
Fucking redditors and your muh hard fantasy, go fuck yourselves, it's kino as fuck

what the fuck happened to sophie?

lmao gwendoline feeling him and fake laughing at what he says
she wants his manlet dick so bad

Holy half man

Season six after they got married
Tommen said he wanted to do it every night forever after that

Disney channel effect.

Based
We're all gonna make it 5'8 bros
Well except for you 5'7lets lol fuck you dwarves

>Kino
Maybe if it was a videogame. Walking around with a flame sword is just silly

>the look on the brunette's face as she realizes what she's watching and nopes the fuck out, almost bumping into some rando guy

At least Kit's marriage is secure, the stunning lack of chemistry between him and Dany is enough to ensure nothing is happening there

doesn't his sword break anymore though? or did they just drop that because it's inconvenient

he's not actually 5'8". 5'7" maybe

THERES ONLY 5 HOURS LEFT. HEAR THAT 1/5 OF THE ENTIRE SHOW MUST BE EXPLAINED NEXT EPISODE.

Next Episode is literally going to be a clusterfuck in pacing, and the show looks like its going to still be taking its sweet time. It just feels like this entire show is being wrapped up the same way when your not finished with an essay in school and the teacher says 5 minutes left. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Like, uh and everyone died the end.

There going to spend a good 10 minutes dealing with Jaime next episode. OH IM INNOCENT, Dany: But you killed my father BLABLABLABLABLA HOLY SHIT. EXPLAIN THE FUCKING SHOW. YOU HAVE 5 HOURS LEFT FOR A GRAND FINALE. 5 HOURS! You don't have time to whine about Jaime's innocence. I'm serious. If the Night King doesn't run through to King's Landing next episode then the show is basically over. There is no way we get a satisfying ending if it takes until Episode 4 for Cersei to die. She needs to die EPISODE 3! For any hope in this god damn serious, maybe even next episode.

I'm not reading all this you nigger
the teaser for the next episode pretty much outright states the dead reach the walls at the end of episode 2. You would have a complaint about muh slow pacing if we didn't see Tormund and the lads already at Winterfell when in prior seasons it would've taken ages
Shut up gomer

Next episode is 60 minutes, and the last four episodes are 80~ minutes.

That means we have about 6.5 hours left.

Wait what? 5 hours left? There's no way there is only 5 hours left

Jamie bit will last 5 minutes then cut john telling danny for another 5 cut to kings landing for 5 cut to theon for 5 back to yara for another 5 last 25 is everyone getting ready for war again and end scene with night king flying in the air and bran looking on

Imagine not believing Jaime will ignite the wildfire in King's Landing and bring the light all over the Night King's icy undead ass.

6.5 hours left, so thats like 3 movies.
thats plenty time desu

Relax you cunts
Bran already knows the end and he is cool as a cucumber, don't worry, it's not going to be a clusterfuck.

I hope your right.

If the Night King makes it to king landing next episode then I'm fine. It's if he doesn't that will make me fume.

I have a fantasy that Emilia Clarke and I are on a plane together and it crashes. We both end up on a deserted island, just us two. Emilia, being a petite, younger, brit knows close to nothing of how to survive, while my years of being a boyscout has taught me how to make fires and live somewhat off the land. We'd spend years together on this island. She would come to rely on me for human company and I would do the same for her. For the sake of our sanity, of course. Eventually, we'd fall for each other and we'd make passionate love for hours on end. After a few years of fucking each other, some debris would wash ashore allowing us to finish the construction of a raft, a la Castaway.

During the voyage home, Emilia and I would get separated, but we'd both make it home. Her, picked up by a luxury cruise, me by a commercial grade fishing boat. We'd both think that the other had died. I would make it home a month or so later, while she was taken home immediately, being Emilia Clarke washed up on a cruise.

Upon returning home, I turn on the television and see her on Letterman doing an interview about her time on the island. I watch the whole thing from beginning to end, and she speaks nothing of our survival together and our relationship. She's telling everyone that she survived by herself for half a decade. Broken and with anger in my heart, I take my savings and go on a trip across the sea to London. I find my way past Emilia's security and break into her room while she's alone.

Standing behind her, I cough loudly to get her attention. I say "Did you miss me?" She begins deeply sobbing. Barely able to talk through the enormous gasps for air, she chokes out an excited "yes!" At this point, we fuck. The greatest fuck we've ever had. The most passionate, beautiful fuck that ever fucked. Then, after I come a few times, I ask to hotdog her ass. Then, while I'm doing that one last time, I bash her brains in with a lamp.

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I would believe you but IDK if season 7's issues was so that they can knock season 8 out of the park or if it was because D&D want to fucking quit HBO so they can go get 100,000,000 on a Star Wars movie.

Radmure more like Radmuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhh

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Let's hope we get some memes last episode has been like season 7 unmememable quips

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me but reversed

bretty gud, I don't get the ending though

shit taste

But I'm serious, Cersei has to die Season 3. Season 4 will be the Niggers last stand at Dorne. And then we have 5 and 6 to tie up all all the clues left from the previous 7 seasons and then Grand Finale Episode 6 where whatever Twist happens Season 5 pushes the plot armor characters to kill each other and crazy scifi shit is revealed and the Children of the Forest and Lord of Light is finally explained.

If this happens the GOT will officially be the best series of all time.

you live for the quippage

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>Emilia
>younger
Just how the fuck old are you mate

>Let's hope we get some memes last episode has been like season 7 unmememable quips
>It's a "Grey Worm, Missandei, and Tyrion awkwardly shoot the shit" episode

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* episode 3 and episode 4 episode 5 not season

and EPISODE 6 is when the crazy scifi shit is revealed and the Children of the Forest and Lord of Light is finally explained. And the internet breaks.

Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.

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LOL wut.

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>thinking anything at Dorne or the other kingdoms will be shown

lmao

heres what i want to happen:
>Jamie, Bronn, Sandor, and Arya go south to kings landing to assassinate Cersei
>Jamie goes because Cersei can trust him
>Bronn goes because Jamie's going
>Arya goes because shes ten times more useful as an assassin then a soldier
>Hound goes because hes got a hard on for killing his brother
>Few episodes later
>Jamie and co are killing their way through the red keep
>Clegane bowl happens
>The Hound kills gregor in the map room but has fatal injuries
>Arya finds him there, they have an emotional moment together, she gives him the "gift of mercy" and kills him. A call back to when she left him in the riverlands to die
>Throne room
>Jamie, Cersei, and Qyburn
>Cersei explaining her motives to jamie
>Jamie has a flash back to him killing Aerys
>Shows the full Kingslaying scene
>Jamie realizes what Cersei is
>Grabs sword and kills Qyburn
>Goes up to a pleading Cersei and stabs her through her stomach and his unborn child
>Soft piano version of "The rains of Castamere" plays as the camera pans over a:
>Dead Gregor
>Dead Sandor
>Dead Qyburn
>Dead Cersei
>Camera rises from the ground to show a weeping Jamie Lannister sitting on the iron throne
>Camera cuts to black then the credits
end of episode 5
pure kino

>wanting even a single scene wasted at Dorne
Cersei will be the final boss, Gurm won't have been able to not be a hack and will rip off the Saruman final boss ending of LOTR

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>episode 6
>jaime takes off faceless man mask
>is actually edmure
>mfw rad
pure kino

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terrible story, but good ending

>Jaime takes off faceless man mask
>is actually Littlefinger

Here's what I want to happen
>All the trial of Jaimie, Aegon Targaryen, prepare for the army of the dead shit happens next episode
>3rd episode is a pitched battle with the army of the dead, culminates in some epic fight between Jon and the White Walker on the horse we saw in the trailer for next episode
>He kills the White Walker, all the other undead crumble around them, everyone is cheering
>Except for everyone who had seen the Night King, they are just confused
>Jon suddenly realizes that the Night King took his army onto Kings Landing, leaving some token force to keep Winterfell occupied in the meantime
>Next shot is of Cersei fleeing the capital, her Golden Company in ruins as their weapons prove useless against the undead. A great undead Dragon is laying waste to the city, shattering the red keep and leaving only ruin in its wake.
>The Night King's army has just grown a million stronger

khaleesi...

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>thank you, come again

Episode 2 = Jaime is tried, Dany ignores everyone and jails him. After that is sorted out the Niggers (Plot armor characters) talk about how the Nightking will be at winterfell in a fortnight or whatever. To prepare Tyrion or some "smart" character comes up with Idea of spreading messangers out to warn the kingdom to gather food and prepare to leave for the South. Brienne with Tyrion/Sam goes to Riverrun, Gendry and Arya (or some other B tier character) goes to Harrenhall. Bran goes to the Vale. Jon tells Dany he's her nephew and rightful King, but he doesnt want anyone else to know and he is loyal to her. YAS QUEEN, Dany cries and they make out. Dany spends the next week in depression how she's no longer the rightful heir. Then they switch the camera angle to the side characters and Cersei shit. Then they come back to Winterfell on the dawn of the Night King's invasion. EPIC FIRE BALLS AND SHIT. OH WELL WERE GONNA LOSE. Everyone evacuates winterfell, Dany's entire army gets absolutely slaughtered and she escapes away on a dragon.

Eventually they retreat to Dragonstone and they mine the islands, and then the Night King follows them there and they retreat in boats to King's Landing. The episode ends there.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

some character goes to Harrenhall. Nightking's sack of Winterfell.

It's already "confirmed." They spotted the Character of Robin Arryn in Spain around the area where Dorne scenes were filmed. He is apart of the Big Evacuation. King's Landing will fall and everyone will be running South as Winter sets in.

>go on, do your duty
>Brienne bends the knee

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>Bronn travels North just to go back South.
Are you retarded?

You're retarded if you think the show is going to end at King's Landing. Cersei is a dead bitch but so is Jaime. Your ending completely leaves out the magic that GoT has been building for the past 7 seasons. There is going to be some MAGICAL ending. You're ending is to humanlike.

Bronn is going to kill jaime and tyrion but change his mine upon seeing his two friends
also pic related

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>Just how the fuck old are you mate?
Not THAT much older...

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thats why i said
>end of episode 5
season is 6 eps

>implying "I drink and I know things" wasn't eminently meme-able
>implying that wasn't S6 and not S7

>implying that wasn't S6 and not S7

Oh fuck you're right, almost everything between 5-7 feels like a blur 2bh

This general needs some digits

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What happens next?

All of that will happen, but it will be later on.
>Army up North holds out against attack
>It's a diversion
>Night King army is marching South to turn King's Landing
>Drama about marching to defend them when the opposite wasn't true
>Drama revolving about how to move forces past the NK army, maybe people get sacrificed distracting it or there's shit with the Greyjoys ferrying them South
>Army ultimately encamps at the gates of King's Landing, Cersei obviously won't let them in
>Drama about what will happen, Daenerys goes all "Maybe I'll just burn them all and save us the trouble" for a while
>NK army nearly arrives
>Jaime and the others in your post are sent in with the idea he's the only one that can convince her
>Your post happens while the undead are invading the city
>Jaime realizes he has to "Burn them all" and sets off the wildfire throughout the city, killing everyone and destroying the entire undead army

Name a more kino ending, I fucking dare you.

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>and who are you starts playing

Actually come to think of it. I'm pretty sure Dany's army is going to keep marching North. There not going to fight the Night King at Winterfell because they will have no time to escape. They may travel a a couple days Northeast to the Dreadfort, Karhold, or the Last Hearth. The characters are going to have to escape to see if the Nightking defeats them in the first battle. Then they will book it south across coastal town and eventually to Dragonstone.

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was the scene with tormund and the fellas at castle black?

based undeads
we're going to win this fucking show

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"At the end of “Winterfell,” Beric, Tormund, and friends venture out to investigate Last Hearth, only to find Lord Ned of House Umber pinned to a wall, surrounded by severed arms, his house rendered extinct by the Night King’s army. A blood-curdling scream from the undead boy prompts Beric to thrust a sword into him, engulfing the display in flames."

kino

based and aaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhpilled

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FUCK OKAY THEY CANT MAKE IT TO THE LAST HEARTH. HOLY SHIT THE NIGHT KING IS MOVING FAST. Okay maybe they fight over the Dreadfort, but that would cause some pacing and time-to-travel continuity issues. Maybe they move to that open reach between the Dreadfort and Winterfell and look to fight there.

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reminder that winter making it impossible to move around the north was a huge plot point and the reason that stannis left castle black without proper provisions. before he got 20 good men'd by ramsay.

So what's the chance that the whole "Azor Ahai" plot stuff is just going to get fully dropped? That it's just going to focus on regular shit like Jon Snow and Dany being the best characters ever and doing awesome shit like dragons and sword combat!

There is no way they are going to actually make it so that the prophecy matters.

Zombie Ramsay will kill Theon

Pretty sure 0%. Season 7 was only bad cause they had to rush for season 8. Then they spent TWO YEARS writing and making logic for SIX EPISODES. I'm pretty sure they can bring back the season 1-4 glory.

So how the fuck do the plot armor characters escape their defeat against the Night King? If they fight at Winterfell only those on Dragons can survive.

>So how the fuck do the plot armor characters escape their defeat against the Night King? If they fight at Winterfell only those on Dragons can survive.

just don't think about it bro.

I don't care if it's true either way because Stannis ended up being ruined by muh prophecy shit. the story shouldn't hinge on a prophecy.
also Dany isn't being pushed as le epic hero you think she is, it was quite a telling moment when they wrote her making the singular most pure of heart character cry by telling him she executed his family

Can you imagine if Dany wins. Lol, 7 seasons building this invasion just for it to be stopped immieidelty. I think I would actually kill myself if I had to deal with HER invading Cersei for the next 5 episodes.

>radmure with a bow
>missing dubs
well played

Maybe they WILL lose and bran will do some weird time travel shit or something

He's saving time travel shit for episode 5 and 6. No way they pull it out episode 2.

When is Brienne going to admit she spared Stannis?

she won't. It will be revealed at dawn after the battle of winterfell, when all hope is lost, and The Mannis rides over the hill with the thousands of men he's been gathering off-screen, and saves all the cunts who turned their back on him's miserable lives

Kit looks hot af in this pic and I say that as a straight dude

bookfags seething that the show ending is the canon ending and the only one they're getting

>5'8 bros
Bow to me, your 5'9 master and King of the Manlets!

that sounds like something a fag would say

Episode 2: Battle at Winterfell
Episode 3: Battle at King's Landing
Episode 4: Retreat to Dorne
Episode 5: Beyond the Narrow Sea
Episode 6: The Children

If this happens then this is officially the best show of all time.

All of will happen late in the season, someone will proclaim that Jaime was Azor Ahai by destroying the Night King's army and ending the war, but the Night King himself will escape back to the North. The few remaining characters will chase him there and fulfill the promise about going farther North than anyone's ever been, and in the end they either kill him or forge some kind of agreement that ends hostilities.

>having the final episode, the resolution of a show spanning eight years, as a fuckin lore drop episode about nigger elves who only appear in flashbacks
I'm glad you aren't writing the show

They're going to use Bran as bait to pull the Nightking into the castle and then kill him in a trap since he's the main objective of the NK

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Nah I'm only a little gay, not full blown. Like on a continuum of 1 being completely straight and 10 being completely gay I would be a 2 at worst.

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pretty sure the night king is a showonly blonde peasant
also the others are incapable of speech in the show

>Only appear in flashbacks
They were literally at the three-eyed raven's cave in the present you ignoramus

So is Bran the Night King or not?

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This is how it's done

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I will cry if this happens. Especially if he comes to save the day only to buy time for the plot armor characters escape. Him tragically dying in battle yelling the Baratheon name.

"Episode 6: The Children" is just the name of the episode in my head. Episode 6 is going to be about the Reconquista, the conclusion of the Night King, the explanation of High Magic, and the multiuniverse nuclear theory. All clues will be tied into one in a high art format of fever dreams through warp speed as we find the web of connection the show has been leaving for us all this time. The comet? A nuclear warhead re-entering the atmosphere. The children? Fueled by the dynamite of essos of the underwold from the fourth dimension. Flashing colors and spanning sounds tracks as the tree of light is revealed and Bran's mind warps into overspeed. Echos of character quotes throughout the series as a frozen over westeros slowly begins turning green and trees sprout back over the land. The Children laugh and whisper the promise of the first men. That every 10,000 years humanity is supposed to reset from nuclear war to let the Earth grow back again. The weirdwoods bloom and reveal WW2 Adolf Hitler, the Modern age, our future, our destruction. You think GRRM being a scifi artist was just a coincidence? Game of Thrones is a post apocalyptic futuristic series taking place 10,000 years after the collapse of humanity from nuclear war. A promise was then layed out that every 10,000 years the God of the forest will create a New Night King to freeze over the land of westeros and then thaw it out allowing the land of all grass of Dothraki legend.

Don't you understand? This series is about humanity and its ability to change our planet past its breaking point. This is the song of ice and fire.

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Being good looking and insanely rich helps. You can be short, but if you're a broke goblin you're shit out of luck.

So is anyone going to point out that Jon's real name is Aegon Targaryen?

As in, Rhaegar literally dumped his ex-wife Elia, divorced her, and not only did he throw his children with her, Aegon and Rhaenys, aside. But he literally re-gave his first born son's name 'Aegon' to Jon.

Like, holy fuck. That marriage with Elia must have been on the fucking rocks.

>waving your blunders around

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When is ButtSlut gonna use this?

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Stannis' arc wasn't enough. They had to give griff's arc to Jon as well.

He had to become a movie star to actually make it
Good luck bro
t. 6'0"

MY GOD what I would give to see that

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King who cared

Arya invents gunpowder and guns YAS QUEEN

oops, meant young griff

>those legs

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She told him she executed his family but she was clearly distraught at that moment that she was giving another a good person grief

The shittyness of /GoT/ is legendary

>NUCLEAR WAR
i remember opening his videos when i felt like laughing
good times

Orville / GoT crossover when?

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Honestly I don't understand why George R.R. Martin put Young Griff in the story. It feels bizarrely out of place and pointless in a book series which should only have two books left.

One cannot make Death without Life.

Explain the comet then. What other thing could be other than a high-density nuclear missile reentering the atmosphere?

Somebody is throwing rocks from the moon.

>Another council meeting talking about who the fuck is in charge

>Cuts to Bran, "They are here"

>Cuts to the Night King and his army slowly marching to the winterfell

>Credits

Makes sense. Both shows already have FTL travel.

Game of Thrones is a post-apocalyptic medieval war novel. Get IT through your fucking HEAD.

A comet?

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"Episode 6: The Children" is just the name of the episode in my head.
there already is a Game of thrones episode called "the children"

That's not even the half of it. By Rhaegar annulling his marriage to Elia he actually bastardized his original children.

As in they ceased to be Targaryens. If they had all survived the resentment they would hold for Lyanna and Jon would have been immense.

>explain the comet
>what could it be ?
Oh, I don't know. A comet perhaps ?

most likely spawning a new storyline to have one or two more POVs to write while he slows-down the others

think of halley's comet only bullshit magic properties that the author attempts to present as sci-fi

Is there a GoT character stronger than Madara Uchiha?

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>tfw even judging only from what the show contains, Rhaegar is an absolute piece of shit
>tfw everyone is drooling over his relationship with Lyanna anyway
Battle at the Trident best day of my life

>he actually bastardized his original children.
yeah but they love bastards in Dorne i think. Oberyn and Mamma Snek were pretty smug about it when they were in King's Landing

Azor Theon

So you're saying that it can either be a) a comet, or b) a missile. So two options and I'm either right or i'm wrong. That's a 50% chance. I'll take it.

what did they mean by this

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What is Yi Ti like?

There not leaving out Dorne from season 8. The largest chance where we would get to see Dorne is if plot armor characters were making a last stand there after losing the North.

you can be both right and wrong

China/Japan

imagine the incel that made this

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cthulu in dark tombs
they also have mad fiery emperors
pretty interesting place we will never get to see

Bran is the night king brainlet, or rather will become

Yeah, not sure if you remember what Oberyn had to say about Rhaegar. He was pissed about how Rhaegar had sidelined his sister for Lyanna.

I'm not sure if that means Oberyn knew about the marriage annullment as well.

REMINDER!!!! DAVID NUTTER IS THE MAN DIRECTING ALL OF SEASON 8!!!!

youtu.be/wvQRmEF83sQ

HE'S THE SAME GUY THAT FILMS ALL OF THESE SCENES. WHY DID HE SHOOT THE STANNIS SCENE THE SAME WAY AS THE BRIENNE SCENE!!!!

have sex

*THE STANNIS SCENE THE SAME WAY AS THE JON SNOW SCENE* HE HAD NO PROBLEM SHOWING THEON ANNHILATING THIS OLD FUCK

Lads is season 6 and 7 even worth watching. I hear its shit. Tell me if there any character specific scenes to skip because the dany scenes in season 5 were so fucking useless

Stop at Season 4

accurate episode 2 leak

Season 7 is much, much worse than the shit show that is season 6. But yes you should watch it for the cheap payoffs and people teleporting all over the map.

Quick, someone post Bran with the autism cap!

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>Game of Thrones is a post-apocalyptic medieval war novel. Get IT through your fucking HEAD.
Show me the nukes

>I hear its shit.

That's because everything that isn't kino is automatically "shit". There's never such a thing as average or just good. Season 6 and 7 have flaws, but are still better than anything else that's been on tv the past five years.

You can bring one back
Which

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LF

Oh but two of those are still alive, amigo.

IT WAS THE COMET IN THE FUCKING SKY! Lost technology as the only warheads that exist are the ones which were put into orbit by the previous civilization.

We are all up at 4am talking about GoT on a Taiwanese wood whittling forum, none of us are having sex anytime in the near future.

Watch this. Even though you said only one. I will say two. Stannis and Littlefinger. Watch. They will both revive.

>dabbing
LOGAN PAUL FAN BASE GET THE FUCK OUT

None. Wish they killed off davos too. He doesn't deserve this shitshow

youtube.com/watch?v=wvQRmEF83sQ watch my video please

Though All Men Do Despise Us

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wrong
entire adaptation is not faithful
we only get a single battle when there are dozens+skirmishes in TWOTFK
treat it like garbage and even then it's barely entertaining
SOL moments are ruined by horrible dialogue
imagine if they hired someone like urobuchi to direct the show
since the madman is both a writer (mediocre, but tries to improve) and a director, one who is familiar with depression can make wonders.
it'll probably alienate most viewers, but he'll make up for it by being more faithful, he knows about history and literature and can make sex scenes x100 times better since he's experienced in writing VN's.

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I can already see dany sparing Jaime's life and jaime serving her as guard or some gay shit.
Like the bitch didn't scorch half of his army alive last weekend

There are hints throughout. Varys and Illyrio, the mummers' dragon in Dany's visions and a few others

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If you chose Thoros, technically you could bring them all back.

Thoros so my boy can live on forever.

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Which now has me thinking that maybe Jon falls in the battle and Beric gives up his fire so Jon can come back yet again. I'd hate to see Beric cut down by a wight, he's too heroic for that.

>magic woman worships him for no reason
>wife lets him fuck other women for no reason
>iron bank gives him a huge loan for no reason
>pirate captain gives him a fleet (twice) for no reason
>chops off the fingers of a man who saved his life, that man becomes extremely loyal to him for no reason
>just happens to be brother to the king, doesn't even have to earn the throne like everyone else
is there a single thing stannis wasn't just handed? the actor couldn't even act, he was an obvious mary sue stand in for retarded incels

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
>Baratheon ships on fire in Blackwater Bay
>Ice Spiders glittering in the dark at the Fist of the First Men
>Enough beautiful rapes to fill user's mental spank bank for 100 lifetimes
>All those moments will be lost in time
>like snow in the fire
>time to fly

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S06/S07 has some absolutely kino scenes. I won’t name them because the contrarians will just shit on me.

pathetic bait you subhuman

Name them. I am an open-minded individual and would like to hear your opinions on the qualities of the later series. I, for instance, enjoy the episode where the Hound returns.

you still butthurt the writers had a moment of clarity and killed off your pathetic mary sue?

Please name them. I probably agree.

>bran did i ever tell you about your uncle who you're named after? you're mother was in love with him and was extremely disappointed when he died and she had to marry me instead. he also fucked ashara dayne even though he knew i was in love with her and got her pregnant which caused her to commit suicide. he was a good brother

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thoughts on necrophilia user?

You are all going to be mighty pished when Sansa ascends the throne at the end of Ep6, they are building up to it in such an unsubtle way it’s untrue.

Also
>Jon survives but hands the throne to Sansa so he can spend his immortality protecting the world from the Night King returning again.

>Arya becomes Sansa’s hand.

>Daenerys ded because too power hungry.

>Jamie and Cersei mutually kill each other.

>Fuck knows what happens to Tyrion, but I think he will sacrifice himself in some way.

>Night King somehow wipes out the Iron Islands, because they think it’s safe for some reason.

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I'm going to make a video a-la-this youtube.com/watch?v=v9_gAYB2KS8 (epilepsy warning) detailing what I think Bran's final vision will see.

But I'm pretty sure its going to be exactly like the Come And See ending youtu.be/P2KUzLcha-o

>why does gurm keep shitting out infinite pointless subplots in a series that should be approaching its conclusion
now you know why TWOW isn't out yet

The Night King has to be a good guy right? There is no realistic way GRRM wrote in a truely evil character called the "Night King."

>Brandon fucked Ashara
t. Barristan the butt-blasted

>yfw just fucking off to Dorne was always an option

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Did Barristan even say Brandon specifically in the books? From what I can tell female fanfiction authors memed this into existence because they can't believe a stacy like Ashara would choose Ned the beta over a chad like Brandon

And the middle, and the south

there's a dayne who is also of the night
coincidence?

Is Aegon going to show up with golden company and fuck Cersei?

what would bran see?

Post quips from the rest of the season

>Sansa: "Those 'dragons' of yours need to be controlled. They pillage the countryside and we are already low on supplies. Make them eat less sheep or else!"
>Dany: "Fewer" *turns head toward Sansa and smiles smugly*

hehe

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Why did he have to die lads.

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Reminder the Big Evacuation theory is the only theory that truly makes sense. The Night King's job is to freeze Westeros so the Children can regrow the anew.

The land of endless grass of Dothraki legend, and the man who conquers it will be the Stallion that mounts the World.

"The children initially welcomed the newcomers, but they disliked the First Men's harvesting of trees from forests, such as the rainwood. Fearing that the children used heart trees for spying, the First Men burned and cut down the great weirwoods as they came, leading to war between the two races."

"In a futile attempt to end the invasion, the children used the hammer of the waters to shatter the Arm of Dorne with the Breaking, creating the Broken Arm and the Stepstones."

"According to legend, the Stepstones are remnants of the Arm of Dorne, a land-bridge which once linked Westeros and Essos. More than ten thousand years ago the First Men used that land-bridge to cross into what is now known as Dorne to begin their invasion of Westeros. During the Breaking, the greenseers of the children of the forest are said to have used magic to shatter the land-bridge into an archipelago named the Stepstones, located between the Broken Arm and the Disputed Lands."

Soon the chracters will begin retreating to Dorne. Sounds suspicious doesn't it? I don't think Bran is a good guy. Especially after working with the Children before. Bran knows he is the Nightking. He is simply on autopilot fulfilling his destiny laid out to him through the weirwood trees.

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Although jaime chapters are the best, Nikolaj Coster-WalGOD isn't in the books though so you lose.

>tormund: oi mate oi'm freezing me bollocks off
>varys: i have no "bollocks" tee hee
>tormund: you southerns sure are wacky wahey hey arya wanna root?
>arya: talk to me again and i'll cut your bollocks off *disappears into shadows*
>tormund: mamma mia

>being this new

night king will freeze the oceans and/or just get on a boat

>20 good men

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bran has potential to have the most interesting plot, but they're making him autistic exposition boy.

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But he doesn't want to. The Children just want Westeros back.

It's his own damn fault. If they had had material, maybe it wouldn't have turned out so shit.

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>and then he never finished the books
>and then D&D went and fucked everything up
see, this is why you don't lie to your kids like that

>The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew
Did he actually write this?

How long until Bran publishes a comprehensive power ranking of every stark woman to ever live by pussy game?

>lol I write out big paragraphs for one and then briefly summarise and belittle the other!! Haha I'm so fanneeeee

>based Madara poster
Sadly no

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these were posted on /tg/

>All the Lannisters die
>Jon and Dany live but reject the throne
>Starks all live.

Yes. youtu.be/QmKhGqWcJGY

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this one's my favorite

look mom i posted it again

Barristan only says she went to a Stark.

Look at GRRM's work. The VAST collection of his work is all Sci-Fi novels. What if GoT was just an idea he had where a Lord of the Rings clone was set in a post-apocolyptic wasteland where humans forgot the mighty civilization they once possessed.

I mean the last book is fucking called "A Dream of Spring," the Children are nature gods. The Children want to freeze over Westeros and regrow it back to prevent humanity from killing their weirwoods.

Does anyone have the old Stannis copypastas?

That sounds really gay. Nit buying it

LMFAO DANY CHAPTERS AHAHAHA

I have this.

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>prince
>no penis
pick one, theonfag

t.planet tilts like mars
i wanna play god of war

how could you possibly be this new?

aren't the white walkers killing the CotF too?

Read it, boy! He's gonna have a fire cock.

Not before marriage degenerate

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He's a fag but you're a fucking namefag so why don't you both get the fuck out.

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Is he? The Children of the Forest live beyond the wall don't they?

I guess technically the wildlings do too. But there was that one scene where Bran had to fight of zombies to get into the three-eyed ravens house.

when bran was marked and they chased into 3ER's den they killed the children of the forest too.

>gets banned for screeching about "ack"
>thinks the problem is saying the name
>doesn't realize the actual problem is the off topic meta posting
>just tries to avoid saying the name to avoid getting banned
Imagine being as retarded as you, !Akemi.

My ex left me for a bloke that looks like radmure and I can’t even be mad about it because he looks like radmure

>xddd lol i epic troll because i spend years of my life failing to trigger people over Yea Forums
>LOOK I SAID "US" WHICH IMPLIES IM MORE THAN ONE PERSON!!!!!
Imagine your life being this much of a joke.
Sure is funny how you don't try to "troll" !Akemi (yourself) for being a pathetic loser who literally cries about having no friends.

Why not ask if you can prep him beforehand?

so funny wow

based schizo

Well either the Night King is allied with Bran or he is allied with the Children.

Unless you follow the logic that fearing collapse of the kingdom, Bran wargs into the body of the guy so that he can butterfly effect him being the Night King.

If that happens then... the Night King would be a good guy? And no longer want to seek revenge on the Children? Or what, i'm not getting it. The Children and the Night King HAVE to be allied.

Whatever, I think a lot of doors will be close after episode 3. Depending on where the show goes after the Battle of Winterfell.

actually, the one with the fire cock will be Jon, as the AA prophecy is really just a metaphor for him catching a STD from Dany

based and bropilled

stannis stannis stannis

Based and ironpilled
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE!

Your brain is shitting itself like usual, !Akemi.
It has nothing to do with "gridman characters". It has to do with you thinking you're "triggering" people with crack shit. And of course, your spamming.
desuarchive.org/a/search/image/t53L92NQTq5JFMDWUPGB9w/

stannis theon littlefinger

what

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someone medicate this fool

Rooftop Koreans

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She'll spare Jaime, appoint him her guard and then he'll stab her when she orders her dragons to roast a whole army of people.

The three best characters currently alive

Based schizoid

>ywn have a giantess try and hold you like a teddy bear

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You are replying to yourself, !Akemi.
And you are the one who constantly makes threads shit because you are obsessed with trying to false flag and start "shipping wars". Because for some insane reason, your whole life revolves around "shipping."

Reminder that by the end of this thread you will have made 300+ posts personally, all by yourself.

And that's were the sheer irony comes in of you trying to call other people mentally ill.

You know what the best part of all this is?
There is both a janitor and a mod stalking this thread. They are looking at the thread with their own eyes. Not even looking at the report queue.

So they see that !Akemi is ban evading. And they see that he is spamming and trying to fake "flame wars" and they choose to let him do whatever he wants.

This is the quality of moderation the site has now.

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Oh my lord why are people constantly traveling these massive crazy distances in this show?

>Season 7 was only bad cause they had to rush for season 8
drooling retard

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

take your meds my man

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But she has already roasted whole army of people

fuck

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>literally cucked by a black dude to help his white baby mama
HHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>king of the floor

is this a real question? seriously? everyone and their whore mother would choose Littlefinger

GODS I WAS DYING THEN

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i thought each episode in season 8 was going to be 2 hours, what the fuck happened?

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We don't have time for this!

why though? late /got/ LF stinks, he's nothing like his early version

For the memes. CIA always delivers.

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>late /got/ stinks
full stop. we all know that the show went to absolute dogshit after the book story was done, it was alright even when Dabid butchered many storylines.

I'm all about Stannis but even I'll admit LF ending would be the best way to wrap this whole thing up without it being generic like GRRM wanted to avoid his books becoming.

His death being faked with the faceless in order to trick everybody would somewhat redeem that.

Why does everyone think Littlefinger coming magically back would save the show? Even if he did come back everyone knows he is a traiterous shithead, Cerceis, Dany, Sansa etc. he would have no influence nor any armies or people behind him

why though? what could he possibly accomplish if he was brought back?

>everyone
it's pretty much one autist

Use the Vale to sweep the rest after they wrecked eachother.

You do know the Vale knows that LF is a traitor now thanks to Sansa?

but he has lost his military support, the knights of the Vale already fight for the Starks

Oh yeah that's right. They sure wrote themselves into a corner.
Fuck it.

AZOR FAT PINK MAST

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or, you know, LF is just dead

I didn't bother to buy Fire and Blood, but these podcasts with Preston and the Normie going through it are top /comfy/

Thinking about it, there's no way the show could've ever kept up with this complexity

Does anyone have the one of Ned Stark in the blacksmiths, saying something like "finally after all these years, I have become the game of thrones"?

NEW

I don't think they even wanted to keep up. The more they dumbed shit down the more normies tuned in.

Then so is your show. He's the last piece of intrigue left.

Honestly I believe he wants to either become human again or die. The books and show take irony to another level and it would be of theme I guess. Night King is created to fight humans because they're cutting and burning weirwoods. They take a powerful greenseer and turn him, he goes rogue and if he can't be turned back to human or be killed by the hands of humans he's going to go out of his way to kill every weirwood tree in existence to reverse the magic that is animating him in his ice form.

The symbolism in the last episode was very telling. Ned umber staked through the heart against his will just like the night king, pinned to a wall with limbs resembling the same pattern of the wierwood tree that he was turned. And that very symbol he has been leaving has now gone up in flames. The symbol is literally burnt, and said symbol represents the wierwood and it's stone pattern.

Now he can either go through the realm killing each tree ( the tree he was turned at we've seen in a previous scene has been turned black ) or he can head to the gods eye and burn down which is likely the first wierwood tree that's connected to every weirwood throughout westeros. Cutting the head of the snake may cancel out the other trees magic.

But I think Jaime will gain a magic fire hand and remove the dragon glass from his chest before he can achieve his goal given the amount of fire hand symbolism we've seen already.

We also don't know if tv show white walkers are sentient with their own consciousness or if they're just extensions of the night king himself operating as a hive mind. And if that were the case why wouldn't he want to be human again or die. He's deprived of all the pleasures of human existence, living in darkness because the sun has become painful to bear. Surrounded by skin changed corpses, all alone in a cursed immortal existence with no escape.

Step aside scrub.

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>AH LUCKED FOUR YOO ON THA THRAHDDNT

>Drops hotel matchbook on liquor soaked carpet
>"Dracarys"
youtube.com/watch?v=NrI-UBIB8Jk

As a depressed schizoid goblin who never leaves his home anymore, I've gotta thank you for making me laugh for the first time in ages.

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Wait, does the night king destroy weirwoods?

The wierwood that he was created at wasn't white but it was turned black, lost its leaves and had ice over it instead. But the last episodes symbolism was telling.

You had the boy pierced through the heart just like the night king was with dragon glass. But instead of pierced against a wierwood tree he used legs and arms in the spiral symbol which is the exact same shape as the spiral that surrounds the wierwood tree that he was created at. And it was then lit on fire.

If..big IF. He intended to not be the night king any more and he didn't have anyone to remove the dragonglass from his chest it makes sense that he'd destroy the magical trees that helped turn him in the first place. And it would be very ironic given his creation was due to men cutting and burning down said trees.

Season 6 is better than season 5 and has some pretty great episodes, although the plot armor of some characters is a bit insane. Season 7 is a fucking joke, it truly is garbage from start to finish.

Why the fuck is Borimir in this thread?

Hmm, yeah.

My impression of the night king is that he was created by the children of the first to kill/protect them from the first men. One of their chief concerns being how the first men would cut down their sacred trees.

Point being, I kinda think the night king is still operating on his original programming. Just instead of only killing humans he probably goes out of his way to kill everything.