Best /goth/ movies?
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I see shit like this and I always thought it'd be hilarious if these guys were just like roleplaying in public as the ultra edgy hardcore goth but then went home and acted and dressed normal
>ztw21n1ipls21.jpg
google, first page
True Goths are Goths by heart. I'm one but it doesn't mean that I wear shit like this. Google some proper goths (talking about 70s-80s post-punk/wave subculture, not medieval tribes) we wear normal clothes, just black, dark purple, violet, scarlet red and so on. It's toned down and classy.
I've seen this image on redit a couple of days ago
Can't tell if this is a girl or twink.
isn't it upsetting for a bird to be trapped in a subway
Beetlejuice
holy frickin BASED Lois, anti reddit gestapo on the hunt I salute you kind stranger
Are black metal heads goths?
>True Goths are Goths by heart. I'm one but it doesn't mean that I wear shit like this
I remember saying shit like this in 7th grade
Nah black metalheads tend to be even edgier somehow, not all of them though, just the ones obsessed with the trve kvlt lifestyle
Are subway people really like this?
What's the issue? That he uses Reddit? Everybody uses Reddit nowadays.
Blacks are always amusing until you realize you have to live with them.
Naaah. Goths look like this.
Not really. Difference is night and day.
Can the nigga on the right even see anything?
This, it's fun to watch the zoo animals on documentaries or from outside of the cage but it's awful when there aren't barriers to separate you from them.
giga nigga on the right lets you exit if your cool enough
What's the pimp reading?
Here's one from my personal collection.
>good, neutral and evil take the subway to fight over the fate of the world
You can't be a true goth before reaching age of 20-something.
>he/she is holding a leash
ew, good odds the wings were clipped and it can't even fly
i'm from the west coast and 90% of bums are white in my area, it's weird af. i think in LA or NY that might be different but it's all white people being creepy drug addicts where i live.
fucking based. Root out the redditor wherever you find him.
imagine the smell
It's amazing how few people have seen this gif.
sauce on the porn mag my nigga is carrying?
did he try running through thorny bushes
Every goth that I knew in the late 80 and early 90s did this. They only dressed up for parties and to go to the clubs.
The liberal lady next to him only managed to last two minutes. The Trash Man cleared out that entire side of the subway car.
Not true at all.
Based.
I've seen this image on Yea Forums years ago, now what?
Young people have no idea the terrors that await them.
actually this is not an imgur generated keyword
>that magazine
based
HOLY SIGMAR
>ywn be a devout zealot purging the filthy and the heretics during the apocalypse
It may be cringe but he’s right
>gangrel
>tremere
>venture
>bruhah
>masquerade violation
My area is probably 80% hispanic at this point but the homeless here are mostly white. That said, a lot of them are young and healthy and pale so I'm suspicious that they're LA faggots taking the "homeless lifestyle" out for a spin on their parent's dime.
One of them will protect you. Other two will try to kill you. Choose wisely.
Trust me, you don't want to. Sometimes it smells like spoiled cheese. The others hot ass and piss. NYC is the absolute worse place to live. Especially riding its subways when the crazies and the homeless get on.
Crazies are the best part of public transportation. Also the worst.
>finish a 10 hour shift
>going home on the subway
>just want some peace and quiet
>a roaming band of negro bards enter the subway and start breakdancing
>at another stop, a crackhead asks everyone for money to help her children
>nearly home
>nearly there
>just a few more stops
>mexicans get on board and start playing mariachi music
There needs to be a Falling Down set in NY.
No Ginger Snaps yet? Odd
aeon flux
ergo proxy
what happened to emos though?
budapest?
Don't forget the middle aged lady who's playing candy crush with the volume away up
Not really goth, cute though. Perkins is the best. I'm pretty sure this thread was immediately derailed anyway.
did someone steal her ass
Giganigga looks a lot like the Mutant Leader in TDKR
Bro they are the worst. Most people just want to get from point A to B without any bullshit happening. All those videos you see on world star and youtube are true. When niggers, spics, feminist and the homeless get on we all tense up because we know some shit is going to happen. Imagine ridding with a kid and its crowded. Now imagine some hood bum starts a fight with someone or a homeless person standing right next you begging you for change and that smell just hits. See where I am going? Never live in a city let alone new york city.
Makes you sick of people the longer you stay here.
Of course it's true, it's also not boring. People who just want to go from point A to point B are fucking lame.
you go girl (male)
The sequel is even better since Brigitte has a lot more screen time and it's much darker than the first one.
Also, for some reason I liked Crow 2 more than the original
>her
>mexicans get on board and start playing mariachi music
you say that like it's a bad thing
Always bet on the Giganigga
They made a live action TDKR?
Till some shit happens to you then you'll be apart of the point A to B tribe. Now there are phones. They won't come to help.you when shit goes down. They'll be to busy recording it. But personally Im done living here. You want it? You can have it
BALD. BALD. BALD.
Yeah, Ginger Snaps 2 had a great ending.
No, that's just a short bit from Gotham that referenced it hard. I want some live action Carrie Kelley though.
I was born in it.
So was I. Bedstuy Brooklyn. Im almost in my 40's. What you consider to boring I would consider it a much-welcomed change
>Yeah, Ginger Snaps 2 had a great ending.
Disagree. I think Brigitte deserved a better ending than that. It means that her whole struggle had never had any sense. I say it's a good plot twist but a terrible ending
>UGHH WHY DON'T PEOPLE WANT TO TAKE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION?
>The crime is your foul existence
This looks like the 4-6 tram in Budapest
They were always doomed.
It's also incredibly expensive if you have to pay for it in most places, but shit people ride free.
Is my friend a goth or just a slut?
Very clearly just a slut
But not slutty enough to be in your league.
90% chance "just slut"
Yeah fuck that blonde cunt
that's a man
Mfw I dated a goth from my local head shop who smoked cigarettes and absolutely hated weed. Disgusting
so whats your guys favorite post hardcore band?
I dated a big tittied bipolar one
The sex was insane yet I still regret it
cloves?
donnie darko
Nice. Sex was great too but she had a cat skull in a fish tank with wierd decorations she wouldn't shut up about also owned a snoglider or whatever those flying rats are called which served as an ultra cock blocker at times when both sober
still better feet than brie larson
She smoked camel Turkish silver sober and camel crush while on Molly/drunk
same here. was a very enthusiastic fuck but everything else about the relationship and her personality was a complete drain. her sister was extremely hot though.
ive been bamboozled
>this is good, but what is best in life?
>black eyeliner, the noisy subway, falcon on your knee, and hair iron straight
>WRONG! CONAN! WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?
>110k likes
how does this even happen? the most I've ever gotten is like 20 replies on Yea Forums
How to discipline hoes and influence bitches, and Meditations of Marcus Aurelius.
Goth slut
The Crow
not a movie but Penny Dreadful
How To Be A Pimp For Dummies
Imagine sucking that.
>I was born in it.
dare i say, even moulded by it?
I didn't see another white person until I was already a man.
Imagine the smell
how do i get a gf like this?
go to gay festivals that are hosted in cemeteries
also be a chad (or at least a high-tier brad)
blink 182
Do some shitty art course in uni.
Ben Swain?
How do I get goth gf? But not fat uggo.
you're not cool enough
yaropolk?
Mess your hair, put black clothes on and go to batcave clubs. You must know at least few Alan's poems.
>max faith
>max int
>max str
Normies are mindless drones who give automatic likes to anything that already has likes.
>Shits everywhere
>Doesn't clean it up
Foul.
SO MUCH S . O . Y .
What's wrong with the fat uggo ones?
Is that all the same nigger?
Your standards are too high
where the zombie killing shirt girl
They're fat and ugly
God I wanna fuck her mouth
I don't get it
kayla switched to gothism already?
Beetlejuice
>Grown up Wednesday Addams
That's not very nice
>tfw no chubby goth midget gf
Are normies the guys who post screencaps of it and the ones who reply to it?
Dude who dated qt head shop goth here She found me attractive due to my mustache at our local bar and our mutual love for tmnt pizza and the thing. She broke it off because I made her watch spaghetti westerns most of the time
They are living example of unhealthy lifestyle which doesn't suit me.
Better?
absolutely disgusting.
Beetledrink?
Has anyone actually listed a goth movie lol
Dark City
The Crow
Those are the only ones I can think of that are good
Beetlebrap
If you didn't sack Rome in 410 AD then you're not a real Goth
Good was not a requirement, only best.
Giv smol thicc goth gf.
>snoglider
You mean sugar glider?
toes aint even painted black
u can just see her in dumb bitch face shes a trying-too-hard artschool goth bitch i wanna punch
beautiful.
This
Go back to plebbit N1GGER
she was a poser brug
she got cured. is there even a term for degothing someone?
she was never a goth
also yeah just not goth
>tfw ywn hold on to the pigtails while you ride
I get what you want to say but I'm pretty sure you worded it wrong
>Dark City
>goth movie
Keep em coming lads
>he unironically had a big tiddy goth gf
>I almost had one
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>tfw had one
>tfw she cheated on me
Still dont know if dumping her was the right choise her tiddies were so big.
That movie is goth as fuck are you kidding me
>tfw mine was known for sleeping around and changing boyfriends every other month
>she ran away with my (at the time) best fren
>from what I hear they're still together, 5 years later
Nigger i legit contemplate suicide
are those not pigtails?
thoth
im gonna scream
everyone always wants a big tittie goth gf but when people post about their experiences with goth gfs its always terrible. have movies and nostalgia given us unrealistic expectations of big tittie goth girls?
Yeah it kept eating through her cereal boxes
Like what movies to compare real life goth chicks to movies you sperg? They're not what the pathetic virgins think they are
style is goth but eyes are slut
>Yea Forums
>actual television and film discussion
come on now
cute
some madman is always derailing the thread with movie discussion.
>Blind Man, the blind superhero with the amazing superpower of Sight
aw fuk yea
White families kick you out, Hispanic and black families will take your side even if you kill someone or molest some kid.
I've never used it in my life before, except when I accidently got on some random subreddit while looking for help on google. I don't even know how to navigate that fucking site.
best goth music video?
>dude weed xDDD just blaze it XDDD
Degenerates. Fuck off and neck yourself in the woods.
Anybody got that guy in a suit watching Men In Black on a portable dvd player? Asking for myself
lmao fuck off normie
Dracula, obviously
This is actually true.
Post-noir=/=goth
Do you think The Matrix was goth?
cybergoth
its a really shitty religious book + a bible
punk=/=goth
And Dark City still doesn't come close to goth
Goths were already cringeworthy in the 2000s and if you were still one by the 2010s chances are you had turbo autism, and that's to say nothing of the goths who still exist today.
I'll say though, I kind of admire their dedication.
>hated weed
She was right you degenerate
Dubs and I get a goth mommy wife
Fugazi
not dark city guy, you're totally right on that count. cybergoths are their own punchline.
No, goths get laid sometimes.
My kindred
Lullaby - The Cure
You sound like a massive fag
Ulric curse this chariot of weak flesh!
what about Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events?
This was pretty god damn goth.
Are there any goth kids nowadays? Isn't every zoomer the exact same?
This was neo-goth, but too damn self aware to really commit to the premise fully.
jej
Are there movies about metal heads, goths or just "dark minded" people which don't come up with magical vampire bullshit or schoolshootings?
I think I liked the spirit of Donnie Darko, even though it had mystery bullshit in it, it came close to what I think "goth" is about.
You've got to go back
What Bloodborne boss is this
BRAAAAAAP
No, because people can't fathom wearing black clothes, listening to spooky music, and being happy.
Every damn time a person like that is in a film it's some sort of socially inadequate, depressed person, who after "character development" starts wearing brightly colored clothes, gets a haircut and is "cured".
It's all so tiresome.
the rest of the set is even better
have a link?
Yeah
>vayntrub goth
Holy shit
nice. good for you.
Thanks
>rip clothing on bushes
>take subway home
>exhibitionism rank up
mia is really cute.
KINO
sorry, at work
lol
Poser
this is some good acting
dubs for big tiddy goth gf
she was never goth. playing a goth doesn't make you goth, dummy
Congrats.
>venture
It's VENTRUE. Stop misspelling it you fucking dipshit.
Rival Schools.
Be in a band.
Not be ugly.
That could genuinely be a friend of mine...
About the same size, same style, identical bottom half of the face... I'm actually 75% sure that is my friend, though I'm not sure her boobs are THAT big.
Nu-PH: The fall of troy
Tru-PH: Ampere or Fuckmorgue
>I'm one but it doesn't mean that I wear shit like this
I think the proper word youre looking for is poser
Scratch ToF, replace with Monster Machismo
reverse search gives memes and bible verses.
lucky guy
This, I only ever heard of reddit because I wondered into Yea Forums one day in 2011 and someone called me a redditer and when I asked what it was I was directed to the dump and couldn't navigate that maze of normalfag autism to save my life. Fucking garbage website, garbage design, garbage userbase. If I were a moderator i'd ban reddit users on sight.
Used to be back in the day even when redditers used this place they had the decency to be embarrassed by it and not mention or link to it.
So sad seeing that whale trapped in a fishnet
I don't have the link handy but she's @clairemenardcosplay
If you're an Omega Faggot maybe.
It's a sign. Find Jesus.
ok. thanks. does she have nudes i need to search for?
You know what's fucked up? I spend my time up all night from dusk till dawn, smoking and reading esoteric shit and depressing literature and I can't even set foot in the sun without burning like a vampire almost instantly and this sexy ass bitch actually braves the sky Satan with THAT skin?
haha how weird
then please stay there
where do you live?
fucking christ...
Florida. I know, right.
>on the train
>pic related sits in front of you
>"hi."
wat do?
The Innocents
Picnic at Hanging Rock
Batman Returns
The Whip and the Body
Heathers
Nosferatu the Vampyre
Edward Scissorhands
Snow White: A Tale of Terror
Plebbish but still ok:
Labyrinth
The City of Lost Children
Dark City
Sleepy Hollow
Jane Eyre
Crimson Peak
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
Queen of the Damned
Corpse Bride
>mouth goes dry
>begin shaking violently
>offer her some gummie bears from my pocket
>pick the lint off in a gentlemanly manner
>umbrella full of holes
How does this happen? Can some thot train a raven to obey her?
guess i'll walk
>h-hi. Is that Ankh?
>sits in front
>says hi
huh
its called a parasol jerkoff
when i reverse search that image of that girl its all memes about "when youre a goth but live in florida"
"y-you too"
*farts*
Spooky but we live in different worlds, it'd never work out. I live in the darkness like a ghoul and she lives in the deadly cancer rays of the sun.
Are you autistic
no. you have to be psychic to command the raven.
>Chad
>settling for some chubby unhygienic slut
>having autism
she leans in and sniffs deeply.
"did you eat kfc recently?"
Punch her in the stomach haha
how can a parasolar jerk you off?
Yea nah mate
There is aesthetic overlap but the attitude is almost polar opposite. Goths, like gothic fiction, is deeply intended to romanticism and inherits it's melodrama, decadence and most importantly its sensuality. What the Black Metal scene has aimed for, despite, or because of, their initial fascination with satanism/anti-Christianity is a kind of starkness reminiscent of religious ascetics. The mortification of flesh and a denial of the world.
>cutting scars
SIGMAR BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY
Clever way to avoid saying “I saw this on Reddit a few days ago”
This post was made by a woman
Fucking blacks, don't have shit in their lives so they show off in the most stupid manner instead.
>ctrl + f "bram stoker"
>no results
son I am disappoint
Bram Stokers Dracula is a goth girl panty dropper. Great eye candy, sexy mysterious music. Seriously, put this on and you will get goth girl pusy.
if I can think of a few more...
Interview with the Vampire
Harald and Maude
Deathgasm
I'll say The Collector just because its nice to hear Bela Lugosi's Dead in something after 35 years
>town I live in has a huge goth festival
>Mostly old people but plenty of goth cuties wearing hot outfits
>Happening next weekend
Can't wait lads
Imagine throwing a bucket of water on her, removing all the makeup.
>her
Put an ad up offering a room to hot goth babes.
BASED
kek
go as a super christian looking guy so they can try to corrupt you
I've actually got an apartment in the centre, close to a nightclub, with a spare room. I should really try getting some goth ass
Tfw want to post that radix article about goth and adjoining subcultures being an exclusively white subculture but dickie spencer forgot to pay his server bill again apparently
Slut, but I wouldnt refuse
that's a guy btw
Its about time she did something to show off her feet
Black Metal is an outlier. I can't think of any other metal genre that has a problem of putting politics above music like black does. You get these weird situations where brilliant musicians kill themselves because they believe in dragons, like the Dissection dude did. It's a shame.
Goth and metal overlap (especially women's fashion, my girlfriend got a "so are you one of them goddicks" more than a few times), but wether they like goth music is up to the individual. Mostly not though.
THE DELAYS ARE RELENTLESS!
>say hi
>go back to reading my book
I hate piercings especially nose and belly button
The Craft
Night Of The Demons
so hot.
shitskins and blacks cant be goth
sorry
Does he have trenchfoot?
>homeless
>fat
how does he do it?
Only Lovers Left Alive is great for this as well. And any fucking old Italian horror movie from Dario and others.
Slut. Goths shouldn't smile.
we out here eatin garbage nigga!
thats just a halloween costume
you can tell shes a normie
>decide to see if reddit was as bad as they say it is
>create an account to ask about the raspberry pi
>can't post because account is too new
>go on another subreddit and make a random post (can't remember what)
>they ban me because I was "mean to the fanbase"
Fuck that place. I asked about the Raspberry Pi on Yea Forums, got all the answers that I needed AND the thread evolved into a nice little discussion about emulation before devolving into furry shitposting. Reddit deserves all the bad rep it gets and some more.
the heart necklace and earrings give it away that shes a normie in a halloween costume
oh wait so you mean an imagew as also posted on one of the most popular websites on the internet?
wtf man
it takes me 9 minutes to post on reddit because account has too few posts even though the account is 2 years old
the only fun reddit board is the_donald
the guy in the middle looks normal. what's your problem you retard?
>guy in the middle looks normal
lol
>Normie friend keeps sending me links to reddit because he knows I use the internet a lot and automatically assumes I'm familiar with reddit
>Every single thread, the comments are filled with ridiculously low-hanging fruit/bottom-of-the-barrel jokes, tired puns, upper middle-class/soccer mom/suburban know-it-all progressives
>Reading some thread about war or whatever, I forget
>Some dude makes this banal post about war
>It went something to the effect of "Why can't war just not exist? If everyone put their guns down we could totally do it. I'm asking legitimately it's within our grasp."
>The actual post was much longer and faggier
>He has like a billion points and everyone's sucking his cock for it
>I call him an out of touch fag and tell him to google the definition of human nature, in that order
>My same reply on Yea Forums would have been a dime a dozen, and everybody would have just ignored it or called me a fag back, but instead, everyone on reddit starts spazzing out
>I get downvoted a shit ton
>People accuse me of being a troll (I was using an obvious throwaway account because I had made one a few minutes ago just to call him a fag)
>He tries to rebut me in his own faggy, suburban type way
>I tell him he sounds like a pretentious hipster and that he knows nothing about the real world
>Eventually I get banned for toxic behavior or something
>It literally means nothing because you can just make a new account and I had nothing to lose cause I don't give a shit about internet points
>I didn't even bother trolling because there was just no sport, everything was too low-hanging
Reddit, as a concept, sounds good on paper. Wow, a forum for sharing pictures, videos, and thoughts on exciting topics, and if you like something you can upvote, and if you dislike, you can downvote! So simple! But then in practice, it just becomes an echo chamber for zoomer progressives.
Fuck reddit.
That's just Daredevil m8
>Johnson, like other presidents, would often reveal his true motivations in asides that the press never picked up. During one trip, Johnson was discussing his proposed civil rights bill with two governors. Explaining why it was so important to him, he said it was simple: “I’ll have them niggers voting Democratic for two hundred years.”
>“That was the reason he was pushing the bill,” said MacMillan, who was present during the conversation. “Not because he wanted equality for everyone. It was strictly a political ploy for the Democratic party. He was phony from the word go.”
I like these LBJ quotes better.
The reply system on reddit is fucked.
Very anmoying and never ending. You cant skip it. Threads go endlessly with stupid bullshit